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Bad case of staph

His words of advice...."don't ever get staph"

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Comments to Bad case of staph

  • The_real_monkito83
    monkito83 says:

    good thing it didnt mess up his art work

    2007-09-15T04:07:32Z
  • Th_143411_frankzappa-sittingontoilet
    toolman961 says:

    Good words of advice, right up there with don't ever get aids.

    2007-09-15T04:13:29Z
  • Kirkms
    JamesTKirk says:

    He should just put some kind of metal rod through there and call it "art".

    2007-09-15T04:19:08Z
  • Subpagedolphin__custom___5_
    Leela27 says:

    yummy

    2007-09-15T04:27:24Z
  • Hjgyhjtry
    Kris2321 says:

    Pardon my ignorance, but what's staph? I knew I should have had paid attention in health class back in high school!

    2007-09-15T04:30:30Z
    • Texas
      supernova says:

      Staph is the shortened name for Staphylococcus (pronounced: staf-uh-low-kah-kus), a type of bacteria. These bacteria can live harmlessly on many skin surfaces, especially around the nose, mouth, genitals, and anus. But when the skin is punctured or broken for any reason, staph bacteria can enter the wound and cause an infection.

      2007-09-15T04:36:44Z
    • Hjgyhjtry
      Kris2321 says:

      Cool! Thanks Super. You're alright.

      2007-09-15T04:42:45Z
    • Images
      georgeorg says:

      technically it's Staphylococcus Aureus.

      2007-09-15T04:44:01Z
    • Texas
      supernova says:

      Thanks Kris, have we met?

      2007-09-15T04:57:21Z
    • Shark3
      redsun0032 says:

      So if thats the case, of the symptoms and the infection why does it look like worms?...yuck!!!!
      Fuck you Borracho&Lover boy vic

      2007-09-15T05:12:05Z
    • Family_guy
      rimjoy says:

      is that white stuff dressing or puss?

      2007-09-15T06:01:24Z
    • Nun
      UponErebus says:

      considering he said "taking the packing gauze out" im going to say dressing

      2007-09-15T06:29:25Z
    • Sawii
      CapnJohn says:

      The problem with Staph is it's become a super bacteria. Initially it was easily killed off by antibiotics, but in a classic case of Darwinism, not all of the Staph bugs were killed in some cases, they survived to produce a new generation of Staph totally immune to that particular antibiotic. So what did the doctors do? They used a different antibiotic which killed off some but not all of the Staph bugs, so the next generation were now immune to two commonly used antibiotics...so the Doctors used a third antibiotic, with similar results. Staph is now practically impossible to kill using any known antibiotics.

      2007-09-15T06:50:31Z
    • Gracie_avatar
      espada9 says:

      ^ Yea, once it gets that bad you're pretty much fucked.

      You will end up walking yogurt factory.

      2007-09-15T08:03:50Z
    • Sjff_03_img1363

      if red isnt bicho and bicho isnt red why dont they ever post at the same time?

      2007-09-15T09:27:06Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      HAHAHHAHAHHAAHA lmao!
      redbitcho, is that what you meant with "IT'S ON, BORACCHO!";
      writing "Fuck you Borracho&Lover boy vic" after every comment?

      2007-09-15T17:53:10Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      what a joke.

      2007-09-15T17:53:17Z
    • Fuck_you_whunu_you_fucking_shitbag
      El_Wanko says:

      It's an infection you get if you fucking suck and have shitty tattoos.

      2007-09-15T21:51:07Z
    • Mushroomhead_halloween_avatar
      Gottlos says:

      To redbitcho and rimjoy, in case erebus didn't make it clear, that's medicated gauze packed into the crevices. Same thing with the clip of that guy pulling one out of his hip that everyone thought was a tapeworm.

      2007-09-15T23:52:01Z
  • Gracie_avatar
    espada9 says:

    So I'm guessing by the latest trend here on Mucho puss is the new poop.

    Staph is easily avoidable, the prevention is known as hygiene.

    2007-09-15T05:36:10Z
    • Erin_go_bragh
      1rish1 says:

      It is highly contagious, and along with ringworm, it get passed around like, Bitcho in a gay bar, in wrestling and grappling environments.

      2007-09-15T06:35:56Z
    • Gracie_avatar
      espada9 says:

      I train Brazilian jujitsu and Muay Thai at a local dojo (Carlson Gracie, Oceanside, CA) and I know if you shower afterwards and don’t train with untreated open wounds you won’t get it.
      I’ve never had it and intend on keeping it that way.
      Staphylococcus aureus is the most common organism that causes staph and loves to enter through the dermal layer. Like I said, treat any open wounds and wash and you SHOULD be safe.

      2007-09-15T08:00:55Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      you feel the need to announce that you train at a dojo? you're a nerd. I bet i could kick your ass and I'm a pussy

      2007-09-15T08:56:44Z
    • Bukowski1

      Watch out dik, he'll give you an internet working over.

      2007-09-15T09:10:07Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      I'm not scared hank . I train in Canada's most dangerous martial art : couch-kwon-do

      2007-09-15T16:29:13Z
    • Bukowski1

      Couch-Kwon-Do!?! You pussy. Everybody knows Lazy-Boy-Jitsu is the strongest style!

      2007-09-15T16:39:06Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      My sofa style beats you comfy chair style

      2007-09-15T16:53:00Z
    • Bukowski1

      I'm reclining dik! How ya gonna counter that!

      2007-09-15T16:57:32Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      (in slow-mo)* flips remote off couch with foot, swigs beer, lights smoke, catches remote, changes channels, says Heeeeeya!

      2007-09-15T17:06:36Z
    • Dragon-avatarsmall
      -Morph- says:

      INTERNET FIGHT!

      2007-09-15T17:11:50Z
    • Bukowski1

      *Poof* Disappears in a cloud of potato chips.

      2007-09-15T17:13:53Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      *adjusts cushion

      2007-09-15T17:16:12Z
    • Bukowski1

      *Poof* Reappears holding the remote's batteries and a bag of doritos.

      2007-09-15T17:20:36Z
    • Bukowski1

      Ding dong! The pizza delivery guy arrives.

      dik and Hank freeze.

      Who will make the next move?

      2007-09-15T17:22:58Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      *blends into couch using couch coloured camo/nija-type suit

      2007-09-15T17:42:08Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      *butts into the fight and gives dik a cheetos-flavored wet-willy.*

      2007-09-15T18:02:53Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      *senses a difficult opponent....gives up...

      2007-09-15T18:11:28Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      *takes dik's seat and laughs as he cowers away*

      2007-09-15T19:10:03Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      *throws random garbage at dik*

      2007-09-15T19:10:20Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      *weeps like girl

      2007-09-15T19:26:43Z
    • New-avatar

      *places bets on hank*

      2007-09-15T19:43:04Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      *drink's straight whiskey

      2007-09-15T19:50:38Z
    • Not_guilty

      *eats the pizza while dik, Hank and Vic carry on fighting.

      2007-09-15T19:55:18Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      *waters dik's whiskey down*

      2007-09-15T20:25:41Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      *whacks fug in the head for talking before his turn*

      2007-09-15T20:25:45Z
    • Not_guilty

      You bully! I didn't talk, I was eating.

      2007-09-15T20:28:09Z
    • New-avatar

      *Contact juggles*

      2007-09-15T20:29:55Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      *calls dick "gay!" for contact juggling on the spot*

      2007-09-15T20:33:59Z
    • Not_guilty

      Yeah! That's right, I was eating your pizza. And it was good

      2007-09-15T20:34:13Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      *pisses on fug's mother to make a statement, namely 'i piss on your mother!'*

      2007-09-15T20:40:23Z
    • Not_guilty

      Damn, my mother must be getting old, she smells of piss.

      2007-09-15T20:45:21Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      *cancels subscription to Couch-Kwon-Do Magazine

      2007-09-15T21:01:19Z
    • Not_guilty

      I'm taking up tai-chair, it's far more relaxing.

      2007-09-15T21:33:43Z
    • Muchosucko
      Oranjeboom says:

      hahaha This was a pretty funny thread, if I do say so!

      Vic's blindingly obvious "namely 'i piss on your mother!", really tickled me.

      2007-09-15T22:05:01Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      *initiates montage

      2007-09-15T22:08:46Z
    • New-avatar

      *shoves dik down a stairwell.*

      2007-09-16T02:23:23Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      *climbs up stairs

      2007-09-16T02:34:59Z
    • Bukowski1

      *Finally comes out of the bathroom holding stomach, turns around and goes back in.

      2007-09-16T04:30:06Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      *stops hiding..whispers "victory"

      2007-09-16T13:17:03Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      *shoves dik back in the oven, sets timer for 2 hours*

      2007-09-16T23:14:43Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      *laughs maniacally as dik claws at the little window, screaming*

      2007-09-16T23:15:45Z
    • Newclaude

      *Licks own balls in corner, nonchalantly watching the mayhem*

      2007-09-18T23:23:08Z
  • A_great_white

    heyyyyyyyyy
    i had one a few weeks ago
    it was like
    just the right hole with the pussness
    but it pulled out hard like that too
    looked like a bogie

    2007-09-15T18:59:22Z
    • Mushroomhead_halloween_avatar
      Gottlos says:

      Was that supposed to be a haiku? Because you failed.

      2007-09-15T23:54:46Z
  • Aram
    mute365 says:

    ugh.

    2008-05-27T03:12:16Z
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posted September 15, 2007