Staph is the shortened name for Staphylococcus (pronounced: staf-uh-low-kah-kus), a type of bacteria. These bacteria can live harmlessly on many skin surfaces, especially around the nose, mouth, genitals, and anus. But when the skin is punctured or broken for any reason, staph bacteria can enter the wound and cause an infection.
The problem with Staph is it's become a super bacteria. Initially it was easily killed off by antibiotics, but in a classic case of Darwinism, not all of the Staph bugs were killed in some cases, they survived to produce a new generation of Staph totally immune to that particular antibiotic. So what did the doctors do? They used a different antibiotic which killed off some but not all of the Staph bugs, so the next generation were now immune to two commonly used antibiotics...so the Doctors used a third antibiotic, with similar results. Staph is now practically impossible to kill using any known antibiotics.
To redbitcho and rimjoy, in case erebus didn't make it clear, that's medicated gauze packed into the crevices. Same thing with the clip of that guy pulling one out of his hip that everyone thought was a tapeworm.
I train Brazilian jujitsu and Muay Thai at a local dojo (Carlson Gracie, Oceanside, CA) and I know if you shower afterwards and don’t train with untreated open wounds you won’t get it.
I’ve never had it and intend on keeping it that way.
Staphylococcus aureus is the most common organism that causes staph and loves to enter through the dermal layer. Like I said, treat any open wounds and wash and you SHOULD be safe.
Comments to Bad case of staph
good thing it didnt mess up his art work
Good words of advice, right up there with don't ever get aids.
He should just put some kind of metal rod through there and call it "art".
yummy
Pardon my ignorance, but what's staph? I knew I should have had paid attention in health class back in high school!
Staph is the shortened name for Staphylococcus (pronounced: staf-uh-low-kah-kus), a type of bacteria. These bacteria can live harmlessly on many skin surfaces, especially around the nose, mouth, genitals, and anus. But when the skin is punctured or broken for any reason, staph bacteria can enter the wound and cause an infection.
Cool! Thanks Super. You're alright.
technically it's Staphylococcus Aureus.
Thanks Kris, have we met?
So if thats the case, of the symptoms and the infection why does it look like worms?...yuck!!!!
Fuck you Borracho&Lover boy vic
is that white stuff dressing or puss?
considering he said "taking the packing gauze out" im going to say dressing
The problem with Staph is it's become a super bacteria. Initially it was easily killed off by antibiotics, but in a classic case of Darwinism, not all of the Staph bugs were killed in some cases, they survived to produce a new generation of Staph totally immune to that particular antibiotic. So what did the doctors do? They used a different antibiotic which killed off some but not all of the Staph bugs, so the next generation were now immune to two commonly used antibiotics...so the Doctors used a third antibiotic, with similar results. Staph is now practically impossible to kill using any known antibiotics.
^ Yea, once it gets that bad you're pretty much fucked.
You will end up walking yogurt factory.
if red isnt bicho and bicho isnt red why dont they ever post at the same time?
HAHAHHAHAHHAAHA lmao!
redbitcho, is that what you meant with "IT'S ON, BORACCHO!";
writing "Fuck you Borracho&Lover boy vic" after every comment?
what a joke.
It's an infection you get if you fucking suck and have shitty tattoos.
To redbitcho and rimjoy, in case erebus didn't make it clear, that's medicated gauze packed into the crevices. Same thing with the clip of that guy pulling one out of his hip that everyone thought was a tapeworm.
So I'm guessing by the latest trend here on Mucho puss is the new poop.
Staph is easily avoidable, the prevention is known as hygiene.
It is highly contagious, and along with ringworm, it get passed around like, Bitcho in a gay bar, in wrestling and grappling environments.
I train Brazilian jujitsu and Muay Thai at a local dojo (Carlson Gracie, Oceanside, CA) and I know if you shower afterwards and don’t train with untreated open wounds you won’t get it.
I’ve never had it and intend on keeping it that way.
Staphylococcus aureus is the most common organism that causes staph and loves to enter through the dermal layer. Like I said, treat any open wounds and wash and you SHOULD be safe.
you feel the need to announce that you train at a dojo? you're a nerd. I bet i could kick your ass and I'm a pussy
Watch out dik, he'll give you an internet working over.
I'm not scared hank . I train in Canada's most dangerous martial art : couch-kwon-do
Couch-Kwon-Do!?! You pussy. Everybody knows Lazy-Boy-Jitsu is the strongest style!
My sofa style beats you comfy chair style
I'm reclining dik! How ya gonna counter that!
(in slow-mo)* flips remote off couch with foot, swigs beer, lights smoke, catches remote, changes channels, says Heeeeeya!
INTERNET FIGHT!
*Poof* Disappears in a cloud of potato chips.
*adjusts cushion
*Poof* Reappears holding the remote's batteries and a bag of doritos.
Ding dong! The pizza delivery guy arrives.
dik and Hank freeze.
Who will make the next move?
*blends into couch using couch coloured camo/nija-type suit
*butts into the fight and gives dik a cheetos-flavored wet-willy.*
*senses a difficult opponent....gives up...
*takes dik's seat and laughs as he cowers away*
*throws random garbage at dik*
*weeps like girl
*places bets on hank*
*drink's straight whiskey
*eats the pizza while dik, Hank and Vic carry on fighting.
*waters dik's whiskey down*
*whacks fug in the head for talking before his turn*
You bully! I didn't talk, I was eating.
*Contact juggles*
*calls dick "gay!" for contact juggling on the spot*
Yeah! That's right, I was eating your pizza. And it was good
*pisses on fug's mother to make a statement, namely 'i piss on your mother!'*
Damn, my mother must be getting old, she smells of piss.
*cancels subscription to Couch-Kwon-Do Magazine
I'm taking up tai-chair, it's far more relaxing.
hahaha This was a pretty funny thread, if I do say so!
Vic's blindingly obvious "namely 'i piss on your mother!", really tickled me.
*initiates montage
*shoves dik down a stairwell.*
*climbs up stairs
*Finally comes out of the bathroom holding stomach, turns around and goes back in.
*stops hiding..whispers "victory"
*shoves dik back in the oven, sets timer for 2 hours*
*laughs maniacally as dik claws at the little window, screaming*
*Licks own balls in corner, nonchalantly watching the mayhem*
heyyyyyyyyy
i had one a few weeks ago
it was like
just the right hole with the pussness
but it pulled out hard like that too
looked like a bogie
Was that supposed to be a haiku? Because you failed.
ugh.