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Bad Sex

A twisted comedy sketch from the genius mind of Chris Morris. Not a huge amount to see - deliberately obscured - but listen carefully.

Bad Sex

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funny,  comedy,  shorts,  television,  chris morris

Comments to Bad Sex

  • Leela27
    Leela27 2007-10-21T04:16:17Z says:

    umm no

    • troutpotato
      troutpotato 2007-10-21T08:46:37Z says:

      Yes, a definite no...

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2007-10-21T09:23:11Z says:

      At least it was better than the first one but then, stepping in dog shit would be better than the first one.

  • zxcv
    zxcv 2007-10-21T04:21:57Z says:

    Can't even see wtf is going on in the vid.

    • yak
      yak 2007-10-21T04:23:50Z says:

      thats kind of the point......

    • zxcv
      zxcv 2007-10-21T04:50:58Z says:

      Oh, I should probably read the sub title before posting. But without the sound, this vid makes no sense at all.

    • kagemaru026
      kagemaru026 2007-10-21T06:29:33Z says:

      without the sound? what are you up past your bedtime? you should invest in headphones.

    • zxcv
      zxcv 2007-10-21T06:37:37Z says:

      Is your shift key broken? And I watch tv, listen to music, and surf the interweb at the same time, so usually the internet sound comes in 3rd. Hey, I like to party man.

    • kagemaru026
      kagemaru026 2007-10-21T06:43:56Z says:

      sounds like ADD to me. differential diagnosis, anyone?

    • kagemaru026
      kagemaru026 2007-10-21T06:45:05Z says:

      and who capitalizes the first word in their sentences around here, really?

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2007-10-21T09:24:19Z says:

      I do.

    • kagemaru026
      kagemaru026 2007-10-21T09:31:02Z says:

      my point is more people don't than do. the internet is not a place for wanton capitalization.

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-10-21T10:29:34Z says:

      No, it's apparently the place for asshats to ignore capitalization, grammar, spelling, and otherwise make a twisted mockery of the English language.

    • kagemaru026
      kagemaru026 2007-10-21T12:31:07Z says:

      me cant give too shitz abut englis lengwage.
      besides, i like the red squiggly lines when i type.

    • zxcv
      zxcv 2007-10-21T20:31:18Z says:

      Well then, I submit that you are retarded, or your shift key is broken from to much jack juice, and you just won't admit it.

    • IamTheGreatest
      IamTheGreatest 2007-10-22T00:48:01Z says:

      Here's a suggestion, fucktwat... If you want to make sense of the video, how about enabling the sound that you so willingly disabled; you can help it, don't complain.

    • zxcv
      zxcv 2007-10-22T05:03:14Z says:

      Read the third one down dummy, I relized the sound thing before. I wasn't complaining, just pointing out what happen. Ive told you this before, you are the worst, the opposite of the greatest.

    • kagemaru026
      kagemaru026 2007-10-22T15:23:11Z says:

      that's right, swzl; one gold star.
      now, what's the opposite of big?

      and btw, just because you jizz all over your keyboard doesn't mean we all do. i make a conscious decision to not use the shift key, just you make a conscious decision to not use your fucking brain. only difference is, i can still get my point across, while you just look like a lame, stupid, raving dick.

      no offense, dik.

  • dik
    dik 2007-10-21T04:38:50Z says:

    well i don't get it

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2007-10-21T05:31:44Z says:

      Did somebody throw up?

    • yak
      yak 2007-10-21T06:22:40Z says:

      its from the show 'jam' its kind of like... weird sketch type things... the series is actually listed on the bbc or channel4's most scariest shows just cuz how odd it is
      chris morris played denholm reynholm (the boss) on the british comedy the it crowd.. which is probably my favorite tv comedy right now, although it just finished its season (6 fucking episodes a season).. if you like comedy shows at all its one of the best currently around..

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2007-10-21T06:24:36Z says:

      I don't know if anyone else caught it, but something fucked up just happened here.

    • yak
      yak 2007-10-21T06:32:13Z says:

      lies.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2007-10-21T06:41:57Z says:

      confirmation.

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2007-10-21T09:26:13Z says:

      Yeah, he stuck his balls up her nose.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-10-21T20:52:29Z says:

      Yak, I'm impressed. The IT crowd is probably the best comedy that's been on tv over here for in the last year. The Irish guy in the video is the guy out of IT crowd, Chris O'Dowd.

    • dik
      dik 2007-10-21T21:00:42Z says:

      i get fuck all british shows here. I don't know how yak does. We both live in southern Ontario.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-10-21T21:12:20Z says:

      Probably over the internet.

    • yak
      yak 2007-10-22T01:35:05Z says:

      yeah since i don't live in ireland anymore im forced to torrent crap... currently watching jam (cuz of these clips) and brass eye (since searching for other shows by chris morris), brass eye is kind of like a parody news broadcast, but done in a very ummm well its pretty subtle the humor (i mean its blatent but they actually interview real people who believe the shit), if you haven't seen look around you, its kind of like that (look around you is a parody of all those school science shows, like nuclear energy and you! really good stuff but kind of more awkward humor)
      jam is well, fucked up...
      basically it was a radio show, and in these scenes they are actually putting video to the radio audio, which is why they do all sorts of strange video effects and the fact that the sounds aren't really syncing perfectly.. cuz its actually the actors lip syncing in the tv show.. the actual "genre" of the show is 'comedy horror', and if you watch a few episodes of it you'll know why... some of these clips this guy posted aren't the best ones, but a lot of mucho people will probably get the completely wrong humor some of the skits have... like one where this lady calls in a plumber, because her baby stopped moving a few days ago, so she figured that the plumber was good with pipes, so he could fix the baby... well... he fixes the kid alright.. ;/

      anyway, some brit coms people should watch, the it crowd, the mighty boosh (new series should be starting in a few weeks), garth marenghi's dark place (one of my favorites, since i love cheesy horror movies), man to man with dean learner, snuff box, look around you, time trumpet (although some of the stuff is a little obscure for people who don't live there)
      if you have sick weird humor, then snuff box, and jam are probably for you, if you like more mainstream humor then the mighty boosh (although its a little surreal), but everyone should check out the it crowd... i really hope that nbc actually ends up going through with the american version, although i don't know how well it would be (i've never watched the american office, but i've been told its pretty good?)

    • yak
      yak 2007-10-22T01:38:23Z says:

      i'm just not really into that many mainstream shows... although i like dexter, and i watch heroes... although it seems to be going down the tubes with all the love story crap :P

    • troutpotato
      troutpotato 2007-10-22T05:37:45Z says:

      Heroes is my favorite show right now. Give them some time and the love story shit will pass.

    • TiredGuy
      TiredGuy 2007-10-22T05:52:48Z says:

      The IT Crowd is great, though I couldn't believe it when the season ended. You can get this stuff on sites like isohunt.com or tvtorrents.com.... The latter is very reliable and the downloads tend to be incredibly fast, but don't fuck around or your stupid ass will be banned. Kind of like here, but more permanent, and no one will whine and cry to get you unbanned.

    • yak
      yak 2007-10-22T13:25:27Z says:

      yeah they are pretty strict about their ratios.. but its a really good site to find when a new episode is due out or has came out.

    • dik
      dik 2007-10-22T13:37:29Z says:

      the american version of the office is prett funny

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-10-22T18:13:33Z says:

      You know what, I'd forgotten about the Dean Lerner stuff, that stuff was great. The Brass Eye programs were very controversial over here (especially the Paedogeddon and Drug episodes) and landed C4 in a lot of hot water. They still don't do as much controversial comedy even now. If I remember right the day after the Paedogeddon episode a newspaper went mental over the state of British television demanding action by the government etc, NEXT to this was a photo of a 15 year old Charlotte Church commenting over the size of her tits with "Who's A Big Girl Now". Just what Chris Morris was going on about in the first place.

    • kagemaru026
      kagemaru026 2007-10-22T18:27:56Z says:

      damn. i really feel like i'm missing out. between the candy bars and the comedy tv, i can't help but wish i was a brit.

  • Asphalt
    Asphalt 2007-10-21T04:39:27Z says:

    Im not one for British humor, but that was kinda funny

    • MrEd
      MrEd 2007-10-22T19:11:48Z says:

      Cheers - makes me feel much less of a twat

  • Stephen
    Stephen 2007-10-21T04:48:53Z says:

    around 1:57 it sounds like he/she is Daffy Duck

    • kagemaru026
      kagemaru026 2007-10-21T06:30:57Z says:

      right around :36 it sounds like woody woodpecker.

  • toolman961
    toolman961 2007-10-21T09:27:40Z says:

    Depressed because the green stuff didn't cum out?

  • fries-please
    fries-please 2007-10-21T10:19:37Z says:

    Well ..... that was bollocks

  • smerf
    smerf 2007-10-21T10:30:26Z says:

    Either he's got small balls or he's fucking Starrsky.

  • El_Wanko
    El_Wanko 2007-10-21T11:36:13Z says:

    I guess the bright side is that the videos can only get better from here.

  • MrEd
    MrEd 2007-10-21T22:40:24Z says:

    Seeing as none of you guys felt like quoting any of the decent lines, i'll entertain myself:
    "Introduce me to Gladstone"

    "HELLO!"

    "Very well thank you"
    Ahhh, much better

    • IamTheGreatest
      IamTheGreatest 2007-10-22T00:50:51Z says:

      Your sense of humor is very bland.

    • MrEd
      MrEd 2007-10-22T19:13:12Z says:

      I think 'dry' is the word you were looking for, but I guess both accurately describe British food

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-10-22T21:38:12Z says:

      It's like that Goodness Gracious Me sketch.
      "I want my food extra bland!"

    • MrEd
      MrEd 2007-10-24T00:32:49Z says:

      ^A classic indeed!
      @IamTheGreatest: [Damn, where's a down arrow when you need it...]
      \ /
      .\ /
      ..\/
      Fair enough - i'll make sure I use more salt in my humerous posts from now on.

  • IamTheGreatest
    IamTheGreatest 2007-10-23T19:06:21Z says:

    Bland can be used as an adjective to describe humor... "tasteless" meaning it hasn't flavor. Bland is the word I meant to use and it will remain that way.

MrEd
posted October 21, 2007
by MrEd

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