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A candid shot of me at karaoke (I'm on the right). I know there's no Muchosucko sign, but I figured this picture has plenty of meat for you flamers to get your mouth around.
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I wouldn't hit it.
Holding that mic kinda... suggestively.
Your nose looks like a secret lair for a super villain.
Everybody gets a mucho sighn retard, and from my psychological analyse of ur head, i say that u fuck ur buddy on the left mucho in the ass, fag
Where u singing for him ?...
U was about to kiss him ha ? bwa
And i realy want to see what dragon took this picture :)
Get the fuck out of my thread.
My name is pirate I highjack 1st posts, so shut up
As soon as a user that matters asks for proof, I'll be more than happy to post a mugshot with a muchsucko sign.
And yeah, Dick, I got me a bigass nose.
HEY
ASSHOLE DICKHEAD bALLS mALONE, I don't believe this is you, where's your mucho sign....
Nice work on the shift button, Super. Okay, if you ask once more in all seriousness I'll post a mug shot. : }
"And yeah, Dick, I got me a bigass nose."
Hence the Gonzo avatar.
@ balls, Nah I'm good....
fap fap fap fap fa.. f.... wait.. wrong picture... and thread.. Sorry guys!
Officer Baileygates!
http://archive.salon.com/ent/movies/review/2000/06/23/irene/story.jpg
SHIT. That didn't work too well, try
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y250/DayoftheDante/Jim.jpg
Okay the 2nd one works if you take out the space between D and ante at the end there.
they both work when you remove the right space
Or stick it in his right space.
nice "mic" u've got there
this is the most erotic thing I've ever seen
hahaha, sexy.
I could hold a tea party on your head.
one lump or two?
hahah arch
adam west would like a cucumber sandwich.
wow you excited. does that guy turn you on?
your*
*you're* ?
Ouch... The guy you were roasting completely obliterated you bird... that's gotta hurt below the belt?
sorry i go to public school.
Which means you haven't graduated high school. Which means you are under age. Shame on you for being here.
he could be a 4th year senior....
i'm almost not underage. thats good enough.
Damn kids these days.
like im going to leave a site cuz im not old enough.
the FBI will raid your house.
and kill your dog
you talkin to a man or a woman?
elchris says: "cuz I was wondering Balls ..What's it like to talk to a woman??
yea... i was wondering.. how it is canadians never score.. only foreigns breed over there
We score plenty, we just have the good sense to use birth control.
It's ok, Balls. Elchris only uses what he interprets from television shows... he's never heard of birth control, or even seen a womans snatch to top it all off.
and ive never heard of you. who the hell are this people
think these people are the "first" retards
they just keep comming
...on your face.
Well elchris, I've certainly been a member longer than you have, I just usually don't chime on retards like you, but the stupidity coming from you is hard to resist.
youve been here long enough for me not to know who the fuck you are
Well, I tend to not get a reputation of being a retard like yourself... so I generally keep to myself, unless drunk shit happens...
Hmmm... There is no answer so far, right?
Is the person on the left male or female?
I think Balls said it was a guy further down the thread.
Yeah, it's a guy.
what's up with the service at the bar you're at Balls? empty glasses will seriously effect the tip
That's why his eyes are red, he's madder than hell.
im used to drink in the street, or out in the nature, mountain or beach, who the hell goes to clubs to pay expensive drinks/beers and do lines just to take a piss
not to mention the shit music thats usualy put up everywhere you go
A coupla empty glasses are no excuse to be hitting on something like that.
You don't tip in Japan, dik. And this is the karaoke bar I was talking about: all you can drink for $11/hour/person. I was fairly wasted by this point.
And, elchris, of course the music sucks: it's karaoke.
Tipping is an insult to the Japanese. It's like saying, "Take this money and learn how to do your job properly."
notice elchris says: "I'm used to drink in the street" hahahahaha
for all u can drink at 11$ an hour i'll gladly get my own drinks........
So really they don't tip in japan? weird..
Actually, you rent a private room and there's a telephone on the wall that links to the bar. They bring the drinks right up and clear the empties. There were just a lot of folks there tipping them back pretty quick.
OK Dik, you and me...on a plane. Wadda ya say?
well i know my liver will be upset but ya..I'm in
Ok, meet me in LA tomorrow at 2:30, LAX and we'll be on our way.
I'll meet you at Narita. You want me to bring my buddy? He likes gaijin.
Ok, but we need to work it here first. Then we'll meet you in Tokyo.
Dik? any input?
When you say "work it," super...
hang on super.. I'm on the phone arranging my liver transplant
As long as that goes well, (an hour ago) are we still on?
@ Balls, Yes, work it, as in "the travel" plans. You are a sick bastard, You know that, right?
I don't know the half of it, and you know half of what I do.
@ Apathy, I sometimes tip the pizza delivery guy/girl and they certainly don't take it as an insult.
I've never been to Japan, I just know what the travel magazines tell me.
It's very unusual, but...
I like giving the pizza girl a tip.
Even though she deserves the shaft.
I give her a large pepperoni.
Dik, who needs a liver?
good point
you don't need a liver thats why you have 2 of them
you've got two of 'em anyways, so what's the worry?
You only have 1 liver, but I tell people in Japan that I can drink so much alcohol, because I have 2. Most people believe me. It's pretty funny.
It's not exactly hard to out drink the japanese. By your fourth drink they're normally a gibbering wreck on the floor.
Gaijin are different, you know.
Cheeky, that's a pretty huge generalization. Some Japanese can put 'em back , as well.
Just my (hazy) recollection from my visits over there and friends visits over here. Some may well be able to put 'em back, it's just that most can't.
About 1/4 of Japanese are missing the enzyme to deal with alcohol. Many of the others are indeed monsters with the booze. Not like me, though.
Yeah Balls, it's pretty funny that idea of Gaijin, that there's two kinds of people in the world, Japanese and non-Japanese. Like, the Japanese are so unique that all the other ethnicities in the world have more in common with each other than they do with the Yamato Nation. Jesus, what an over-inflated self-image...and yet historically, I think they've shown themselves to have a bit of an inferiority complex.
But what I meant, Hank, was that many Japanese would actually believe that Gaijin have two lives, us being so "different" and all.
* livers*
Hooray for interposting! ; )
i wish i had a second, spare liver
Balls, I understood what you meant.
Yeah, hank, buddy there interposted and I thought you were responding to me. Then we both hit the same shit at the same time. I have to remember to refresh the page more often.
One of the things I remember is the nomihodai. Great way of getting pissed quite cheaply. Followed by a bowl of Yoshinoya on the way home.
What were you doing in Japan, Cheeky? Besides scaring everyone, that is.
sharking
You don't know the half of it Dik. Hank, visiting my brother. He used to live in a small converted office building in Nagoya a few years ago. A real pit (it had a traditional Japanese toilet) but central and cheap. Ah, good times.
I know the topics changed but with regards to the super/dik idea of jumping on a plane, I think that would be awsome. I would be very selective who I invited but i bet that would make a great night out.
Would you invite me Oranje, huh, would ya, would ya?
Feel secure in the knowledge that you would be invited...
Please, don't invite me to go to England. I've already got three invitations, I don't need another.
3 invitations? You dont know what youre missing..fish, chips, mushy peas, bad food worse weather
Lock Stock
If you're lucky you could even end up at a curry house, kebab house or a chinky. Should come over Smerf.
According to my cousin, if I went over there, I'd probably end up hooking up with her friends and/or their older sisters, all because of my "American" accent.
All the pasty poontang a guy could want!
There are only 4(meh) real American accents I can think of.
Southern, Swamp talk, North (eh?), New yorker/jersyite, and plain.
i'm invited, right, oranje? oranje..?
No answer. Haha.
you look like a kennedy, and not the good kind.
It is the devil coming to "evict" all of us! Run!
set phasers on redeem
Balls, you need to tell your "friend" that he needs to lay off the estrogen pills....makes him look too soft.
But he's so plump in all the right places on the pills.
What? Like the scrotum?
Love handles.
I like to get a hold of it.
balls as much as i want you as my sexy latin lover....
god you look flamingly gay.
Yeah.
By the way, what's with all the spaces you're sticking into all your posts lately?
It's the void in his life, he needs to fill it but isn't sure how.. Maybe... never mind.
Can you imagine what Balls' and Morph's love child would look like?
A nappy headed square head?
still hed be too cute for mucho.
whats the deal with karaoke and asians? does every asian think they can sing or what
No, they just really love to sing regardless of whether they can. Although, the general singing ability of Japanese folk is quite good, compared to other nationalities. All that karaoke from a young age, I expect.
Karaoke is fun. I like to sing 'South of the Border', by Frank Sinatra.
^Bitcho sheds a tear every time she hears that song.
I love Sinatra!! I sing 'Witchcraft.'
I'm wicked with Johnny Cash and Hank Williams. I like all kind of music but old school country is what I'm best at singing for some reason.
Oh yes, oh yes my name is Willy Lee,
If you've got a warrent, read it to me
Shot her down, 'cause she ran too slow
I thought I was her 'daddy', but she had five more.
Early one morning while making the rounds,
I took a shot of cocaine and I shot my woman down.
I went right home and I went to bed.
I stuck that loving forty-four beneath my head.
Thanks, smerf. I couldn't remember the first verse.
What was I doin'? Third verse? Fourth?
the band at the bar i was at last night sang Cocaine Blues but the lead singer was british as hell and the song was awsome with the accent... that is crazy that this subject come up only hours later
It's got to be Elvis on the Karaoke, a bit of Suspicious Minds or In The Ghetto.
Apathy, that is the fourth verse.
I'm only good at singing Techno.
Bng chicka bing bop deep bidy boop boop chicka bwer rer rer doo doo doo beka.
I'd hit up some Bon Jovi!! Yeah.
I would do Disgustipated, because shooting pianos with a shotgun is good for a song.
i bet that loser loking english teachers like you only can recour to prostitutes
You know, elchris, that really hurts, you thinking I look like a loser, since I strive to validate myself through your perception of me. See, what you "think" has to get through the filter of your "mind," which we know includes heroin.
A junky calling a teacher a loser. Pure comedy gold!
ouch !...that had to hurt a bit elchris
you know, heroin is more a physical than a psicological drug. you can do pretty much anything while being high on it
and elchris reaches the next idiot level.
You just keep telling yourself that. Along with "I only snort," and whatever other lies your junky ass needs to keep it together.
Fucking junky.
hahahah!
Must be some good shit.
you have a great imagination balls, gotta give you that
dude youre nothing but a joke
oooh thats harsh soldierboy!
A bad joke.
the sad thing is, even when you all go against me, you still fuking lose
ya... i guess you won this round elchris
Whammy!
yeah, you really showed them, elpiss!
Oh, for fuck's sake, elpiss. Take the whole fucking bagful. PLEASE!!!
even in asia
reply button dip shit....
I got this covered guys, I'm what you call the - "After Hours" clean up crew.
do i have to say it? nah, fuck this arrogant child, lets let him live in his ignorance
Say what? Now im curious....
Yea... you got nothin', shut up and go back to suckin' everyones dick, bitch.
you are a so long time member you know it right son?
You don't make any sense. Please sit and think before typing a rebuttal next time... save you some dignity.
I'll say that you're both assholes, and will leave it at that.
hah
zing?
badoom tsssh!
TA-DAAAAA!
YAY
Hey Balls, I just glanced over at the "Related.." and the "Sperm Roller coaster" picture is on the list.... Dang.
and... "Bicho at work"
That sucks bro.
yea that rocks. your cool
Deja must be punishing me for being an ass about that thing I seem to have forgotten about.
i only wish i could claim credit on that. unfortunately it's just the code that puts things in that spot :/
spammy
spammy
spammy
Ssshhhhh, She Of Whom We Shall Not Speak might hear you.
(muffled yet audible noises)
lol
*whispers* ..pspspspss.. deja.. pspsps.. yak.. psps *teehee* ..spammy.. pspsps
perhaps i should have temporarily banned 5 instead of 4. i've said for 2 days now to drop this shit, and you guys won't, so i made it so it gets dropped for a few hours.
You're gonna get banned! You're gonna get banned! Ner ner ne ner ner.
Yeah, thanks for that Deja.
What was she like Boom?
ahaaa!! so it was *you* who banned dik! got ya!! ok i'm sorry don't ban me ill be nice from now!
I was banned, too. Apparently, if she says drop it, you better drop it, or else. Jesus, someone needs to get a fucking sense of humor.
She's got the big stick so she doesn't need a sense of humor.
hank u got banned too? hahahaha
MuchoSucko.com....Watch what you say.
The mighty hand of AUTHORITY. Lovely.
From her comment, I might have gotten banned too but I logged off early to go to bed last night so I'm not sure. Did you get tempbanned dik?
"How many damn times do you need to be told, keep teasing the dog & shes gonna bite you"
Do I have to get those painful rabies shots now?
i was out shopping i'm not sure if iwas re-banned
anyway most of the things i say El_Wanko told me to say......sorry wanko they dragged it outa me
All 4 of us got banned, only for 3 hours though.
i wasn't home....life has a way of working things out so they're fair
I think we might be cruising for another ban. Oh well.
i'm temporararily scared
She feels unappreciated because she got dik unbanned for us, but then we didn't show our thanks by shutting up about it when we were told to.
hank none of the people i speak to on here are really rude or stupid...and i appreciated dejas helping out with my "situation" but jesus this is crazy worrying about getting banned
mucho is turning into the bagdhad aiorport road of banning
there's tons of other people that really deserve to be shutted right the fuck up.
The whole thing is ridiculous. They are getting ban happy. I'm gonna guess there is some stress/problems that we don't know about causing them to be on really short fuses.
Mucho believes in "free speech" so run of the mill racist assholes get to say what they want.
MuchoSuco.com... Free speech has a price...
I swear, don't you guys leave me alone for the first hour again.
Let me be the first to apologize... Deja... even though I have no recollections of anything taking place that would put my at fault. Thank you.
^it was all his fault!
wait.. i got banned!?
Not sure, I think she was just saying that she ought to have banned you.
if i was, i didn't notice it. can you still visit MS when banned, or are you banned from the whole site.
Well, I'll be banned...er, damned. You guys need to learn restraint.
Godbannit!
Wait, what was The Incredible Hulk's name, again?
victorious, it was just a comment ban for them, so they could still visit the site. i can ban from even seeing the site if i wanted to. but the comments after yours has made me decide to say "fuck you all, i'm done doing anything more for anyone here"
hey deja are you really pissed off for real or what?
Sounds like she is.
i think she is :S i'm sure you already noticed, deja, but we were only having fun with you taking it all so serious.. there's no hard feelings.
and i'm pretty sure we're all very grateful for what you and yak have done for us. now please, chillaaax!!
ya.. well personally i think it was hank's fault...basically the whole thing
ya.. well personally i think it was hank's fault...basically the whole thing
i didn't post it twice!!
She feels unappreciated, but does she appreciate the members of this site? Don't the members submit the majority of content on this site, as well as provide excruciatingly humorous and witty banter which attracts even more people? Doesn't this site make money? All the time spent by the members finding content and posting it is basically volunteer labor maintaining the site. And do you get a thanks, no, but if you happen to say the wrong thing, no matter how light-heartedly, you get banned. This whole episode has been beyond backwards. Have I gone through the looking glass?
was that double posting hank's fault too? ban you hank! uh.. i mean dam you!
Youre right Hank, we contribute alot to this site...In return we should be able to have a joke without the threat of being banned hanging over our heads.
We are like Yak and Deja's kids. But they don't give a ban....erm, damn if we jerk off on the family dog. Sure we push it once in a while, but even than.
Now if you will all excuse me, I have a gauging to do.
We are like Yak and Deja's kids. But they don't give a ban....erm, damn if we jerk off on the family dog. Sure we push it once in a while, but even than.
Now if you will all excuse me, I have a gauging to do.
And we also double post..
blame it on hank
how does one get banned from here?
spamming, extreme racism, annoying the owners(a lot), being a dik.
Anybody who eats Spam should be banned from the internet for life!
Racism doesn't get you banned. Extreme spamming, or mentioning the admins names when they are in a pissy mood might do it.
hank, i think you should let it go now, it won't get any better if we keep provoking them.
I personally would like some small admission of wrongdoing on their part.
lol you fuckers got banned....not even by yak but deja lol she is a pretty good sport lol ah good times good times..
Just the chime in seriously for a minute. Deja, I do appreciate all the work you do and the stuff like putting this post at the front of the line. So don't get me wrong...
But I think Yak's ban of dik ruffled a lot of feathers because it was a pretty arbitrary and petty ban of a "A list" user, that is, a user who contributes significantly to the humor/interest level of the site. So when you got him unbanned it didn't seem like that was a great thing, it just seemed like righting a wrong.
So of course there's going to be beaking and whinging about the episode. And what's rubbed me the wrong way is the retreat into authority to stifle dissent at about the same time as you stated that Muchosucko believes in free speech (concerning the racist comments). This is demonstrably not so.
So really it's no big deal, but I have to tell you that the ONLY reason I come to mucho is because of the commentary and the regular users. And I appreciate that you and Yak have helped maintain the site as an environment that provokes that kind of interaction. It is an accomplishment. So thank you for that.
I would like to agree with Balls. Although I can't be sure why the sudden bannings took place, be it personal or other, I'm glad to have all 15-20 top members back in good standing. And Again Yak and Deja, like I said many times before, I love your continuous and outstanding commitment to improve MS.
Seconded. The shop should be nice :D
Seconded. The shop should be nice :D
I'll be damned!! Balls, you look like all the creepy guys who signed my mothers high school yearbook in 1963.
I love my time machine. Your mom was hot too, back in the day.
Thank you?....Ewww
Don't insult the guy, Apathy, he might be your daddy!
She had some skills, once you got her out of her Sunday best.
I know.
Or, rather, I knew.
"What the fuck is going on!? The rohypnol should have started to take effect by now! ...Wait did I just say that aloud?"
Good thing his English is so pisspoor.
lol
Balls, you kinda look like my friend Chris.
Chris is a lucky man.
Chris looks like a homo... sorry Balls i couldn't resist
Homos can't resist Balls, either.
and balls can't resist homos... whammy
Homos give the best head.
all bullshit aside they have to... they have both the required parts i'd be down except for the part about A: its a guy B: he would probably want me to do him next C: no titties to play with and D: you ony get a pass for that when you are in prison or are so drunk you can blame it on the alcohol
No, Balls. Chris is an absolute dork. As far as I know, the only way he's gotten laid is with his left hand and a bottle of lotion. He also makes some of the fruitiest actions a guy can make, which has caused people who don't know him very well to question his sexuality, despite the fact that no gay man would ever dress that poorly.
Sounds like one or two of my friends.
sounds like one of my friends. one that doesn't have other friends than me and my 'circle of friends', and we're all annoyed as fuck by him trying to fit in, which he doesn't and never will. he's just so goddamned boring!!
sorry i needed to vent.
^ I dont know the guy yet I still feel sorry for him.
what!? you should feel sorry for me, not him! he should just find some new friends, so that he won't call me almost every fucking day, god i hate that.
he's always boring as fuck, doesn't really have his own opinion, only laughs at tv if we do it first. he's just the odd man out, he doesn't fit in with us.
but, on the other hand, i don't really want to hurt his feelings, he's been a friend of mine for a long, long time. we both went our seperate ways.
but now he's trying to get back in the group or something..
You've probably given him the wrong signals. Standing in a public toilet watching him suck another man's dick was always going to make him think he was in with you.
oh, that's low, chairman!! :P
it still smarts..
here's some borderline wisdom vic...you will get stuck with guys like that your whole life. they're everywhere. Once 1 goes away there's always more.. it's good you let the guy hang with you though. what else can u do really?
just try not to be in public with the dude...that's what i do
yeah, i know, that's what i'm trying to achieve; i want him to find some other place to go when he's bored(which he always seems to be), i mean, i don't think he's actually having fun when he's with us, he's just like "well, at least i'm not at home playing WoW!" so he 's just killing time watching tv, falling asleep on my bed(what truly annoys me) and smoking weed with us(i'm starting to think he only started smoking to be like us..). anyway, he needs more friends, other places to stay(or he should just go back to playing more WoW, like he used to(he was a real addict). i only want him to join us when we're doing guy stuff(paintball, pool, bowling etc.), NOT to go out with us. he's the kind of guy that doesn't dance, and probably doesn't even enjoy himself when he's in a club. and yeah, i'm (secretly) ashamed of him in public, especially when my extremely hot girl-next-door is sitting out front and he's with me :| ..
and the worst thing, on top of all, is; he's a really friendly, generous, helpful guy. he's just so goddamned boring!!
Nice little predicament there Vic, lucky for me my friends are all normal. Im a bit of a bastard though because I dont really have much to do with the people I dont enjoy spending time with...dont let them get my number & ignore their attempts to contact me via things such as Facebook.
Vic, I think you need to start training him, like a dog. Set limits and give him hell when he crosses the line. Remember: he needs you WAY more than you need him, so you have the power.
lol
i know i am the dominant one in the friend-friend relationship.
You're on a date with a transexual or is that just your father???
Weak.
You forgot to mention 'piss-poor'...'typical comment from a turd'...etc
Weak is your minds....
fool
hahah
not what i expected, but that counts for almost every user pic here.. everyone just expects you to kindof resemble your avatar in some way..
btw deja was a bit harsh, after what she said, i expected you to look like an twenty-year old or something. not that bad.
and it's obvious that i need to ask you, is your friend emo?
No, he's rock and roll all the way. A drummer in a band, in fact. They really suck.
You would be fucked if you looked like your avatar Vic. Balls actually look kinda like I imagined him.
I thought that was a chick.
A drunken asshole?
do all men in japan wear blouses, or just your friends?
You are right, vic. I also expected balls to have a long nose and blue skin. But at least there is a mic in his hands... ;)
i do have the same facial expression, most of the time.
and i too have two eyes, one nose and one mouth.
Head, shoulders, knees and toes
Knees and toes
Knees and toes
Head, shoulders, knees and toes
Eyes, ears, mouth, nose
Dammit, thank you Hank, I never did know the rest of the lyrics to that song.
For my next song, I'll be doing the Hokey Pokey.
You comin out with an album anytime soon, I will buy from you!
fuck, i forgot a ?, how dumb am I? Wait.. don't answer that please.. please!!
Head & Shoulders and the Hokey Pokey. Good stuff. I sing that shit at work a lot. Let's not forget Wheels On the Bus.
I don't know that one.
Wheels on the bus go round and round,
round and round,
round and round,
Wheels on the bus go round and round,
all through the town.
People on the bus go up and down,
up and...
Babies go wah wah wah.
Mommies go sh sh sh.
Doors go open and shut.
Lights go on and off.
Horn goes beep beep beep.
Wipers go back and forth.
Driver says move on back.
hahahah i dont know if its kause im high, or still drunk from last night, thats fuking funny shit hank
i didn't know you had that song in english too? do you also do the moves when you sing it, or doesn't it have a special 'dance' over there?
over here it goes like this(literally translated):
Head, shoulder, knee and toe,
knee and toe
Head, shoulder, knee and toe,
knee and toe
Eyes, ears, tip or your nose,
Head, shoulder, knee and toe,
knee and toe"
Yeah, there's a whole dance that goes with it. Little kids love it.
i (used to) love it too.
it looks great on the dancefloor :\
I wish you guys hadn't put those lyrics up. I've had to dance for like the last half hour. It sucks.
They have dances to go with them, and if there isn't a special dance, you just make one up. 2 and 3 year olds don't have a long attention span. It's best to keep them moving.
I like to do the Oops, I Forgot to Zip Up My Fly and My Weiner Accidentally Fell Out song. The kids just go hysterical.
Yeah, that ones a classic
I've had plenty of little kids actually grab my pecker through my pants when I'm not paying attention. Yoink! They think it's hilarious.
Yep.
(calls japanese authorities)
"and then you hold it like this.."
You're not a bad looking guy. I've seen worse.
Thanks Hank. You sexy too.
get a room ladies!
a room for three!!!! whammy!!!
I call pitcher!
I'll be the Coach. Dik can be the ball boy.
you guys need a short stop?
Do you know the infield fly rule?
no but i'm a quick study... i just like to play
fags!
Speaking of fags, where's Bitcho? I'm starting to get really bored. I just read the Wikipedia Evel Knievel entry.
Next read about ALEX the parrot...interesting
Interesting. I think Alex's vocabulary may exceed that of some Mucho members.
hahaha, Hank is giving praise to people while dik can only muster "fags".
it's all i had
Aren't you supposed to be on a plane with Super to lube up Hank by now?
i got to airport security and i said..man i'm pretty bombed!..they freaked
"Mr. TSA Agent? Can you hold my fertilizer and diesel fuel while I adjust my shoes with matches in them?"
And I use the word "agent" loosely.
I was just reading that in a test of security in some major airport a "passenger" got an actual bomb through security because the agents were fixated on taking away his bottled water.
Yea, I'd hit it.... with a bat. Smexy!
Naked pics plz
With those eyes, balls I bet you know that song from Jungle Book, the one that Kaa knew so well.
Trusssst in me!
I was trying out my hypno-rape technique. Didn't work and I just had to drink him under the table and then violate him in the bathroom when he went to puke.
fuckin sweet technique balls, I will learn well from you, grand master rapist!
i can see you had a tight grip on him, balls ;)
I think he was too old for the Hypno-Rape (tm) to work...
Hypno-Rape is a tricky thing. But you aren't going to get better unless you practice. Still, when it fails you need something to fall back on.
your friend has got a bigger nose thatn you. more pimples too. just observing. what's up with the red eyes?
He looks like a pedophile.