Yeah get it right up the ass with another man apreading his ass cheeks...I'd say, hmmm, just a little, maybe just slightly...... GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY
You're taste in men, and I don't mean that literaly fat ass, really explains a lot. A guy who is having his cheeks spread by another guy, with cola being sprayed up his ass. I don't think it gets any lower than that.
Michael Jackson made hundreds of millions, who in their right fucking mind would want to be that miserable fruitcake?
Fuck celebrities, theyâre mostly retards.
This dork is only âcoolâ to 12 year olds and losers who have no friends.
MTV generation, enjoy your marginal lives.
They don't count Roland you are 100% correct, Cosmo and Gay Skater Quarterly are magazines so of course they wouldn't count. As for the last book I read, Nicholas Spark's The Wedding. Good Book, took me one day to read it.
VicSin, just for today the McDonalds drive thru menu (minus the salads of course) can be classified as a "book"..so you have nothing to be ashamed of.
...And of course you met him, werent you the beer bellied, lazy-eyed fat ass uncle they always exploited on his short lived MTV series?? Youre just as "famous," dont be bashful
SHORT LIVED *laughs so hard tears pour out of her eyes* 5 seasons, plus a Spring Break special, PLUS his Season of "Unholy Union" Aired dates 2003-2007 WOW yeah that sure is short lived!
Sadly Bam wasn't born rich. He did however work his ass off skating till he was good enough to get sponsors etc to earn him the money he has now...of course Jackass and VLB helped.
How many consecutive replies can you type before you have to take a break because typing can be a pretty strenuous workout for someone of your "stature?"
"He did however work his ass off skating till he was good enough to get sponsors"? Bullshit. I've seen his Toy Machine and cky video parts. Pure garbage. And he's not much better now. All of his money came from MTV.
So you really do idolize these guys, huh? And since you brought up my job and income, how's food stamps treatin' ya? Govt. assisted housing? Glad I can pay for your poor choices in life by working my "lame ass job" and paying my taxes you fucking dirty leach.
Roland, you have officially reached Absolute Fucking Idiot status here. I work for the state, so I Couldn't even get any of those benefits if I wanted them. I support the same "fucking dirty leeches" you do.
hey dik, just curious... but what have you accomplished in your years on earth worth noting?
i just you know, want to get a little perspective here based on your views of someone who is (obviously) much younger, and (obviously) has had more success in life already.
oh, don't get me wrong, money isn't everything, but when comparing someone like bam margera to dik, its probably one of the most obvious things. that and well, youth, fame, a huge house with 14 acres of land, etc etc...
i'd think that if you looked up the definition of "success" you would find that it is mostly to do with wealth, achievements and such, which well.. you can look at bam margera's by looking at wikipedia for, since hes actually considered a notable person in the world, i don't think we would see dik's name in wikipedia, since he really isn't famous.... or successful compared to "bam"
don't get me wrong, i don't really like any of the jackass people from what i know of them, but even the least successful one of them is more successful then dik.
well, with bam margera i'd start off with being a successful professional skateboarder? or does being famous or being a professional athlete not count in your version of 'success'
right dik, but where did you get that info from? your "successful friends" tell you that? or do you just make things up to hopefully make yourself feel better :(
i mean, i'm going to assume that if you are going to say someone is a 'joke' or 'unsuccessful' you are doing that based on comparing to yourself? what imaginary yard stick are you using for these comparisons?
you fooks are odd....i would say bam was a good skater as a comedic personalty paul riser is more entertaining.....and really the only show any of those fags did that was worth anything was wildboyz...who wouldnt want to see that homo steve-o get eaten by a lion.
yak the fact you think margera is successful because he has wealth, fame, a huge house, and is well traveled makes me think your a mental midget. Paris Hilton fits all those categories and is she successful? All she did was get shit out of her mom into the good life
lol... uh yeah.... paris hilton is fucking successful actually...... she was born into it but she is a "successful person". you might be mistaking success for something else.. actually not you might.. you are.
bootface look up success in a dictionary before spouting moronic statements about your "personal opinion" of what success is.
maybe you can write into the oxford dictionary and get them to change their definition of success to fit what you believe, until then, paris hilton is a very successful person.
All success is in the dictionary is an accomplishment of an aim or purpose; so success is actually very subjective and open to individual interpretation. My personal view of success is being happy in whatever you choose to do
bam just let another guy spread his ass cheeks and had warm liquid skeet on his anus.....
if he was trying to prove to everyone that he's actually a bigger fag than Viva La Bam portrayed him to be.......
i'd say he was successful...
congrats bam
christ, first arguing the dictionary definition of success on a site where a guy on the front page alone shoves a screwdriver down his dickhole, and a fat guy with arnie tat has a chick puke all over his dick is all kinds of funny.
But claiming paris hilton is successful because of her status even though she hasnt succeeded in anything in her life, you proved not worth my time arguing.
Lessons learned:
1. Everyones definition of success is different.
2. Mildly retarded homos can make money by filming and marketing their hilarious hi-jinks.
4. More severely retarded individuals support and sometimes even idolize the freaks mentioned in point three.
5. When Vix says something that makes her seem so shallow that kiddie pools are jealous, someone will jump in and change the direction and focus of the thread.
you dont need PhD or 4 extra years of post graduate studies to know your life will be cut short due to high blood pressure, high cholestrol or "too much gravy in the veins (thats a legit medical term).....Anyone who has seen your fat ass boobs (surrounded by fat rolls that could also be mistaken for titties) could have told you that.
"But, as time went on, things seemed to be heading in the opposite direction. A dumbing down. .. How did this happen? Evolution does not necessarily reward intelligence. With no natural predators to thin the herd, it began to simply reward those who reproduced the most, and left the intelligent to become an endangered species."
no clue what you mean.... check your activity window and tell me what servers aren't responding at a decent speed. it could be one of the datacenters... its been horrible network latency lately (which we are cancelling) but without any information from you other then "slow" it well... doesn't help
Comments to Bam Margera, THE FRESHMAKER!
I could think of another way to have fun with coke, mentos, and an asshole.
thats kinda scary
I hate that douche bag so much.
agreed... these guys are fucking gross! like look like they smell bad gross too...
ok.
interesting
I hate them for other reasons, but I'll add that one to the list.
could have skipped the first 2 minutes, but last 30 seconds are hilarious! and the skates set up for a second gag...
thanks
I think the guy at the end yelled, BAM...GAY!
I must say, I agree
Too bad he said "YEAH!! Get it!!"
Too bad no one cares but you
Oh yeah I almost forgot...!!!
Yeah get it right up the ass with another man apreading his ass cheeks...I'd say, hmmm, just a little, maybe just slightly...... GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY
Wait were you making a joke in the beginning or a statement.......
Yes, get it?
I never realized exactly how gay these guys were.
Gay as a bag of dicks.
Gayer than Clay Aiken.
Gayer than zima. I win.
I just hope that they get payed more than professional athletes for doing this type of gay shit.
Gayer than Quick_Draw.
I win, Typical.
But not as gay as smerf.
You fail.
Ouch. I'll wrestle you, Typical.
Ill take you down Mako.
Love it when you talk dirty, girl.
Sometimes, I can't believe I got to meet him. *PUURRRRRR*
He's a faggot.
Even more fun for me!
You're taste in men, and I don't mean that literaly fat ass, really explains a lot. A guy who is having his cheeks spread by another guy, with cola being sprayed up his ass. I don't think it gets any lower than that.
He let you toss his salad?
MTV: cultivating idiots for twenty some years. The harvest seems ripe recently...
All I have to say is he gets paid A HELL of a lot more then you get paid to do whatever the lame ass job is that you do.
Michael Jackson made hundreds of millions, who in their right fucking mind would want to be that miserable fruitcake?
Fuck celebrities, theyâre mostly retards.
This dork is only âcoolâ to 12 year olds and losers who have no friends.
MTV generation, enjoy your marginal lives.
Why defend him? Do you think you're friends with him cuz you met him once?
I am not stuck in that much of a fantasy urkel. Its just the honest truth that he makes more then most likely all of us together.
What was the last book you read, just out of curiosity? Cosmo, and Gay Skater Quarterly don't count...
They don't count Roland you are 100% correct, Cosmo and Gay Skater Quarterly are magazines so of course they wouldn't count. As for the last book I read, Nicholas Spark's The Wedding. Good Book, took me one day to read it.
Famous people are better than all of us because they make lots of money. At least I can be proud that I actually earn my paycheck.
It is true, the feeling you get when you EARN your money definitely out weighs just getting one for nothing. But its a helluvalot more fun.
VicSin, just for today the McDonalds drive thru menu (minus the salads of course) can be classified as a "book"..so you have nothing to be ashamed of.
...And of course you met him, werent you the beer bellied, lazy-eyed fat ass uncle they always exploited on his short lived MTV series?? Youre just as "famous," dont be bashful
Take one slightly lonely girl..
Marinate in pop culture..
Refrigerate twenty years..
Stir as needed..
Wala!
I have nothing to say to any of you....arguing about stupid shit....Bam was born rich and thats more then any of us could ever hope for
SHORT LIVED *laughs so hard tears pour out of her eyes* 5 seasons, plus a Spring Break special, PLUS his Season of "Unholy Union" Aired dates 2003-2007 WOW yeah that sure is short lived!
wow...that is sad. you should have just left well enough alone
Why don't you take your own advice Ralph?
Sadly Bam wasn't born rich. He did however work his ass off skating till he was good enough to get sponsors etc to earn him the money he has now...of course Jackass and VLB helped.
VicSin, I have an honest question for you:
How many consecutive replies can you type before you have to take a break because typing can be a pretty strenuous workout for someone of your "stature?"
My height has nothing to do with how fast and or long I can type.
"He did however work his ass off skating till he was good enough to get sponsors"? Bullshit. I've seen his Toy Machine and cky video parts. Pure garbage. And he's not much better now. All of his money came from MTV.
Are you angry that he's friends with Turbonegro? Take it easy man.
hey glad I came over here, after being referred from the post saying not to come here. entertaining.
So you really do idolize these guys, huh? And since you brought up my job and income, how's food stamps treatin' ya? Govt. assisted housing? Glad I can pay for your poor choices in life by working my "lame ass job" and paying my taxes you fucking dirty leach.
Roland, you have officially reached Absolute Fucking Idiot status here. I work for the state, so I Couldn't even get any of those benefits if I wanted them. I support the same "fucking dirty leeches" you do.
I didnt say leech, I said leach. You know, like something that leaks out and taints its surroundings...
I don't think Roland is the one coming off as an idiot in this thread.
Anybody that admires this idiot is an even bigger idiot.
I'm not at all surprised VicStink is a fan of this guy.
i'm not reading any of her comments ..she's boring..bam margera is also boring...he's for teenage boys..maybe vicsin is too
And that she thinks people with money are "better", hmm, pretty materialistic there.
Chick Fight!
i didnt read half these posts but i will say vicsin is fat, and fat cunts tend to like margera type of idiots
bam margera doesn't have any talent..or even a job.. from what i hear he was a third rate skater fag ..that's it...
looks like he skated and pooped his way right into vicsin's heart
dik said 'pooped'
He also said "vicsin's heart". I think he might have a thing for her.
hey dik, just curious... but what have you accomplished in your years on earth worth noting?
i just you know, want to get a little perspective here based on your views of someone who is (obviously) much younger, and (obviously) has had more success in life already.
Money equals success, I guess. Canadians think they are different, but they are pretty much the same as Americans.
they are the same
oh, don't get me wrong, money isn't everything, but when comparing someone like bam margera to dik, its probably one of the most obvious things. that and well, youth, fame, a huge house with 14 acres of land, etc etc...
i'd think that if you looked up the definition of "success" you would find that it is mostly to do with wealth, achievements and such, which well.. you can look at bam margera's by looking at wikipedia for, since hes actually considered a notable person in the world, i don't think we would see dik's name in wikipedia, since he really isn't famous.... or successful compared to "bam"
don't get me wrong, i don't really like any of the jackass people from what i know of them, but even the least successful one of them is more successful then dik.
I don't know how you can think you are equal to your opponents. You are are all the same.
Successful at what? Being famous at being fucking idiots?
bam margera is a joke to successful people
well, with bam margera i'd start off with being a successful professional skateboarder? or does being famous or being a professional athlete not count in your version of 'success'
i guess i'm just confused, because your definition of success is something very obscure it seems.
even typing bam margera makes me feel stupid...
i'd rather be irish than bam margera
right dik, but where did you get that info from? your "successful friends" tell you that? or do you just make things up to hopefully make yourself feel better :(
i mean, i'm going to assume that if you are going to say someone is a 'joke' or 'unsuccessful' you are doing that based on comparing to yourself? what imaginary yard stick are you using for these comparisons?
well dik, at the point you are in life, i'm sure there are a lot of things you would rather be/have done :P
i'm sure we can all agree to that one :P
Success, and Fame. People attracted to these things...
Hahaha. When you have felt some regret you might be an adult. Yak and Deja are almost adults.
Night night.
you fooks are odd....i would say bam was a good skater as a comedic personalty paul riser is more entertaining.....and really the only show any of those fags did that was worth anything was wildboyz...who wouldnt want to see that homo steve-o get eaten by a lion.
Fuck you, dik.
Damn, I'm glad I don't watch TV.
Every VicSin comment follows up with a series of Hank and Yak yelling at each other... Hah!
yak the fact you think margera is successful because he has wealth, fame, a huge house, and is well traveled makes me think your a mental midget. Paris Hilton fits all those categories and is she successful? All she did was get shit out of her mom into the good life
I expected better from somebody who owns a fine internet establishment.
Ya see Bootface the difference between Paris, and Bam is that Bam has worked for what he's earned. Where as Paris was just born with a good last name!
lol... uh yeah.... paris hilton is fucking successful actually...... she was born into it but she is a "successful person". you might be mistaking success for something else.. actually not you might.. you are.
bootface look up success in a dictionary before spouting moronic statements about your "personal opinion" of what success is.
maybe you can write into the oxford dictionary and get them to change their definition of success to fit what you believe, until then, paris hilton is a very successful person.
there is no difference, both are successful, just in different ways... but both are MOST DEFINITELY "successful"
wow very well put
All success is in the dictionary is an accomplishment of an aim or purpose; so success is actually very subjective and open to individual interpretation. My personal view of success is being happy in whatever you choose to do
yup, thats success in an outcome, not really to do with a "successful person". that is closer to:
the attainment of wealth, position, honors, or the like.
The gaining of fame or prosperity: an artist spoiled by success.
bam just let another guy spread his ass cheeks and had warm liquid skeet on his anus.....
if he was trying to prove to everyone that he's actually a bigger fag than Viva La Bam portrayed him to be.......
i'd say he was successful...
congrats bam
christ, first arguing the dictionary definition of success on a site where a guy on the front page alone shoves a screwdriver down his dickhole, and a fat guy with arnie tat has a chick puke all over his dick is all kinds of funny.
But claiming paris hilton is successful because of her status even though she hasnt succeeded in anything in her life, you proved not worth my time arguing.
60% of suicides are commited by upper-class citizens....
success...
Lessons learned:
1. Everyones definition of success is different.
2. Mildly retarded homos can make money by filming and marketing their hilarious hi-jinks.
4. More severely retarded individuals support and sometimes even idolize the freaks mentioned in point three.
5. When Vix says something that makes her seem so shallow that kiddie pools are jealous, someone will jump in and change the direction and focus of the thread.
^^^^ummmm... all mighty and powerful Roland... there's been a mistake
Lol yak, you just get more and more pathetic each day.
success is gay
I hope its a taste of Jackass 3.
There's already a Jackass 2.5 and it sucks ass.
You guys are killing me...You must not say things like taste, and sucking while Bam is the video subject.
No thats the cholestoral clogged in your arteries.
Oh Dr. Quickdraw I forgot that you had all my medical files.
you dont need PhD or 4 extra years of post graduate studies to know your life will be cut short due to high blood pressure, high cholestrol or "too much gravy in the veins (thats a legit medical term).....Anyone who has seen your fat ass boobs (surrounded by fat rolls that could also be mistaken for titties) could have told you that.
Too bad you really don't know ANYTHING about my health!
.....how much do you weigh?
To get an accurate weight measurement do you have to use the truck stop scales, and if so, how many of them have you broken?
"Hey waiter, gimme another order of fried mayonaisse balls. I think I felt my blood move."
I guess the extreme amount of fat engorged in her body also affects the flow of oxygen to her brain...
Must be like how the small size of your penis affects the flow of blood to cause a worthwhile/useable erection?
that stunt sucked!
Guy is so old he is getting gray hair.
i have grey hair you fuck
Calm down there, Gramps.
are you on my lawn motherfucker?
Yeah, and I walked through your flower bed to get here.
You two really need to hook-up.
And quit pissing in my pool, assholes.
I've got grey pubes, want to see?
No! We have already seen enough of you already.
speak for yourself
Idiocracy.
Fuckin'-a. Prophetic.
Go away!...baitin!
I like money.
"But, as time went on, things seemed to be heading in the opposite direction. A dumbing down. .. How did this happen? Evolution does not necessarily reward intelligence. With no natural predators to thin the herd, it began to simply reward those who reproduced the most, and left the intelligent to become an endangered species."
hmmm Homo. what guy would put on anouther guys boxers while having anouther guy hold his ass cheaks while diet cola sprays up the ass
Whats your price?
Death, if you are his prize.
Sorry bro im stricktly a god made adam n eve not adam n steve type guy
Reply Violation?
Fag Violation?
If thats what you're into, more power to you. Just don't let him beat your ass like last time.
Obfuscation of a spelling violation?
in the first degree.
*tiptoes off to the dictionary*
^^^yeah
Bam margera is one of the big assholes in the US
oh, i'm quite certain there are a LOT more people in the usa who are larger asses then him....
I can name at least 3
Your ass is about the size of 3 normal ones. Coincidence?
This ought to be interesting. Name the three.
i bet one's george bush..hahahaha
funny to me
just trying to illustrate the limitations of her imagination..that's all
by only coming up with one
And then you try one. Probably beyond your abilities.
Toolman961, I am an asshole by birth. THAT'S two.
If we're going with politicians that are assholes in the US then the numbers are way beyond 3.
what a fucking lame ass trick that was
God why is this site so fucking slow!!?
No shit...add another server to the load balancer bitches
no clue what you mean.... check your activity window and tell me what servers aren't responding at a decent speed. it could be one of the datacenters... its been horrible network latency lately (which we are cancelling) but without any information from you other then "slow" it well... doesn't help
i bet money bam has fucked pontius
Pontius nah, Ryan Dunn...perhaps!
I say, them boys have gone "jump the shark," yes sir indeed!