i lived in university place, it was a nice little town then they fucked it up trying to build a shopping center
they shut down the city library and town hall to build the shit and it still isnt done, they apparently spent all the money they were going to use for it on round-abouts
its like a mini-dc, the people in charge are fucking retarded
what the fuck is so in-obvious about this film... I'm drunk as hell ans still tell thart thereawas a cock and balls in this vid... I didn't even watch the whole fucking thing adn I could see that shit.
I think I've played too many online games full of retard kids who talk like that, because until somebody points it out that he's being a dick I don't even notice he's doing it.
Now is that not something?
A true-blue ass-fuck slut.
Imagine, to impale herself
onto something much larger
than a horse's penis.
Fantastic sight.
Women... once they get it up the ass,
they crave for their rectums to be stretched.
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Jesus fucking Christ.
that guy has some nice balls
If I had a nickel for eberytime I've heard someone say that to me...
You'd have... 2.5 cents
ZING!
i don't know,2.5 cents if it was a girl speaking,but maybe he would be a very rich man if you counted the times he's heard it in truck stop bathrooms
protip: that can FUCKING KILL YOU RETARD
Not likely, but it can fuck up your intestines.
Which in turn kills you. Ever heard of severe hemmoraging? fuck damn this cider
Sever hemorrhaging would require something bigger than that, actually.
not really. remember 2guys1horse? it was about that long
You mean Mr Hands? The Lockheed & Martin engineer that got boned to death by a horse?
thats the one. hes my hero
Um, he was a Boeing engineer. That happened in Enumclaw, WA, which is a shithole town about 40 miles from where I lived at the time.
And yeah, we make fun of Enumclaw, all the the damn time.
i lived in university place, it was a nice little town then they fucked it up trying to build a shopping center
they shut down the city library and town hall to build the shit and it still isnt done, they apparently spent all the money they were going to use for it on round-abouts
its like a mini-dc, the people in charge are fucking retarded
You used to live in Enumclaw? That explains a lot.
what the fuck is so in-obvious about this film... I'm drunk as hell ans still tell thart thereawas a cock and balls in this vid... I didn't even watch the whole fucking thing adn I could see that shit.
Okay, now send me that naked pic of yourself that you promised.
Drunk whore.
tits out for the lads !
get your tits out for the lads
get your tits out
get your tits out
get your tits out for the ladssss
(Americans: learn that before you come to England & you'll be accepted like family)
noted
I'll keep that in mind, Oranje. Although, my cousin says that my accent alone should get me laid.
Laid out, if you go to Yorkshire. They don't like strangers in them parts.
nonsense we love strange people here in Doncaster.
Yeah sure ya do! Roasted over an open fire, no doubt.
"You made me miss."
Too late i fapped!
bravo
I tried, but couldn't. I think there's something wrong with me.
That should be touching his/her tonsils.
So whos going to make the .gif of this?
you tricked me like my priest tricked me when i was 8.........
Was that done in the....rectory?
hahaha. yep *sobbing....
Good old stephen lynch.
I downloaded an .avi of his DVD, I should post some of it.
thats a funny mother fucker
the Lullabye song is my favorite
haven't heard too many of his songs yet, but the Gerbil song made me laugh rather heartilly.
...oddly enough, gerbiling has come up several times this week in class.
Never even imagined that that would be possible.
that guy is hollowed out, he's got no innards
"than there is no pleasing you Mrs. Powers"
*throws a dollar in the hat*
S7a7m3n7: G00d 7hing I r3ad 7h3 c0mm3n7s firs7.
Enough with that shit.
I agree
jpsithlord, no one wants to even try to read that.... so stop it before I put you to bed with no supper.
I think I've played too many online games full of retard kids who talk like that, because until somebody points it out that he's being a dick I don't even notice he's doing it.
^nerd.
jesus. he can take a rod better than any woman ive ever known.....
Too easy...
....to make fun of your monkey ass
now ive seen everything.
unlikely
we men are such pros , ive yet to see a woman do something that deep
soooo you do it all the time right?
you cant get much more gay than this!
do we have noble prizes for such ppl
i want to present one
You go girl !!
its a guy.. U go boy!!!
Now is that not something?
A true-blue ass-fuck slut.
Imagine, to impale herself
onto something much larger
than a horse's penis.
Fantastic sight.
Women... once they get it up the ass,
they crave for their rectums to be stretched.
Fucking amateur!
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