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Baseball bat sized dildo up the ass!!

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Baseball bat sized dildo up the ass!!

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  • PwnBot
    PwnBot 2008-05-02T04:12:26Z says:

    Jesus fucking Christ.

    • ilovepants
      ilovepants 2008-05-02T04:45:48Z says:

      that guy has some nice balls

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-05-02T04:57:23Z says:

      If I had a nickel for eberytime I've heard someone say that to me...

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-05-02T06:42:44Z says:

      You'd have... 2.5 cents

    • thecraze
      thecraze 2008-05-02T11:55:26Z says:

      ZING!

    • sasquatch
      sasquatch 2008-05-03T02:38:40Z says:

      i don't know,2.5 cents if it was a girl speaking,but maybe he would be a very rich man if you counted the times he's heard it in truck stop bathrooms

  • Kojach
    Kojach 2008-05-02T04:15:16Z says:

    protip: that can FUCKING KILL YOU RETARD

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-05-02T04:29:44Z says:

      Not likely, but it can fuck up your intestines.

    • YoshitheMonk
      YoshitheMonk 2008-05-02T04:53:52Z says:

      Which in turn kills you. Ever heard of severe hemmoraging? fuck damn this cider

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-05-02T04:57:33Z says:

      Sever hemorrhaging would require something bigger than that, actually.

    • bubbaslim
      bubbaslim 2008-05-02T06:04:36Z says:

      not really. remember 2guys1horse? it was about that long

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2008-05-02T16:13:15Z says:

      You mean Mr Hands? The Lockheed & Martin engineer that got boned to death by a horse?

    • bubbaslim
      bubbaslim 2008-05-02T16:25:09Z says:

      thats the one. hes my hero

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-05-02T22:13:06Z says:

      Um, he was a Boeing engineer. That happened in Enumclaw, WA, which is a shithole town about 40 miles from where I lived at the time.

      And yeah, we make fun of Enumclaw, all the the damn time.

    • Kojach
      Kojach 2008-05-03T00:09:35Z says:

      i lived in university place, it was a nice little town then they fucked it up trying to build a shopping center

      they shut down the city library and town hall to build the shit and it still isnt done, they apparently spent all the money they were going to use for it on round-abouts

      its like a mini-dc, the people in charge are fucking retarded

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-05-03T02:29:25Z says:

      You used to live in Enumclaw? That explains a lot.

  • girlslaughingatyou
    girlslaughingatyou 2008-05-02T04:32:42Z says:

    what the fuck is so in-obvious about this film... I'm drunk as hell ans still tell thart thereawas a cock and balls in this vid... I didn't even watch the whole fucking thing adn I could see that shit.

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-05-02T06:29:49Z says:

      Okay, now send me that naked pic of yourself that you promised.

    • Patate322
      Patate322 2008-05-02T06:39:13Z says:

      Drunk whore.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-05-02T11:58:43Z says:

      tits out for the lads !

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-05-02T12:28:42Z says:

      get your tits out for the lads
      get your tits out
      get your tits out
      get your tits out for the ladssss

      (Americans: learn that before you come to England & you'll be accepted like family)

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2008-05-02T16:13:51Z says:

      noted

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-05-02T22:16:50Z says:

      I'll keep that in mind, Oranje. Although, my cousin says that my accent alone should get me laid.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-05-02T22:34:06Z says:

      Laid out, if you go to Yorkshire. They don't like strangers in them parts.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-05-02T23:03:53Z says:

      nonsense we love strange people here in Doncaster.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-05-02T23:14:12Z says:

      Yeah sure ya do! Roasted over an open fire, no doubt.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-05-03T01:45:40Z says:

      "You made me miss."

  • zinkiewinkie
    zinkiewinkie 2008-05-02T05:33:11Z says:

    Too late i fapped!

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-05-02T11:30:15Z says:

      bravo

    • Mannynub
      Mannynub 2008-05-02T18:40:14Z says:

      I tried, but couldn't. I think there's something wrong with me.

  • Agent-G
    Agent-G 2008-05-02T06:00:04Z says:

    That should be touching his/her tonsils.

    So whos going to make the .gif of this?

  • bubbaslim
    bubbaslim 2008-05-02T06:13:21Z says:

    you tricked me like my priest tricked me when i was 8.........

    • thebeeches
      thebeeches 2008-05-02T06:18:16Z says:

      Was that done in the....rectory?

    • bubbaslim
      bubbaslim 2008-05-02T06:34:46Z says:

      hahaha. yep *sobbing....

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-05-02T06:43:41Z says:

      Good old stephen lynch.

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-05-02T06:43:59Z says:

      I downloaded an .avi of his DVD, I should post some of it.

    • thebeeches
      thebeeches 2008-05-02T06:46:39Z says:

      thats a funny mother fucker

    • Agent-G
      Agent-G 2008-05-02T07:32:57Z says:

      the Lullabye song is my favorite

    • Mannynub
      Mannynub 2008-05-02T18:41:06Z says:

      haven't heard too many of his songs yet, but the Gerbil song made me laugh rather heartilly.

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-05-02T22:17:21Z says:

      ...oddly enough, gerbiling has come up several times this week in class.

  • narcoleptic
    narcoleptic 2008-05-02T06:22:57Z says:

    Never even imagined that that would be possible.

  • sanjuro
    sanjuro 2008-05-02T06:31:42Z says:

    that guy is hollowed out, he's got no innards

  • pinksockgiver
    pinksockgiver 2008-05-02T06:35:43Z says:

    "than there is no pleasing you Mrs. Powers"

  • Plantshit
    Plantshit 2008-05-02T07:09:15Z says:

    *throws a dollar in the hat*

  • jpsithlord
    jpsithlord 2008-05-02T08:58:23Z says:

    S7a7m3n7: G00d 7hing I r3ad 7h3 c0mm3n7s firs7.

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2008-05-02T09:06:24Z says:

      Enough with that shit.

    • Magicpocket
      Magicpocket 2008-05-02T09:57:09Z says:

      I agree

    • thecraze
      thecraze 2008-05-02T11:57:30Z says:

      jpsithlord, no one wants to even try to read that.... so stop it before I put you to bed with no supper.

    • Mannynub
      Mannynub 2008-05-02T18:42:04Z says:

      I think I've played too many online games full of retard kids who talk like that, because until somebody points it out that he's being a dick I don't even notice he's doing it.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-05-02T22:35:11Z says:

      ^nerd.

  • leftysurprise
    leftysurprise 2008-05-02T10:26:32Z says:

    jesus. he can take a rod better than any woman ive ever known.....

    • thecraze
      thecraze 2008-05-02T11:57:55Z says:

      Too easy...

    • thecraze
      thecraze 2008-05-02T11:58:21Z says:

      ....to make fun of your monkey ass

  • gilroy
    gilroy 2008-05-02T10:41:52Z says:

    now ive seen everything.

    • faggot
      faggot 2008-05-04T14:49:42Z says:

      unlikely

  • fries-please
    fries-please 2008-05-02T16:37:02Z says:

    we men are such pros , ive yet to see a woman do something that deep

    • sasquatch
      sasquatch 2008-05-03T02:45:36Z says:

      soooo you do it all the time right?

  • guido70
    guido70 2008-05-03T07:48:47Z says:

    you cant get much more gay than this!

  • maximusonfire
    maximusonfire 2008-05-03T09:29:52Z says:

    do we have noble prizes for such ppl
    i want to present one

  • faggot
    faggot 2008-05-04T14:49:54Z says:

    You go girl !!

  • helter-skelter
    helter-skelter 2008-05-04T19:49:23Z says:

    its a guy.. U go boy!!!

  • rectumstretcher
    rectumstretcher 2008-05-05T10:48:39Z says:

    Now is that not something?
    A true-blue ass-fuck slut.
    Imagine, to impale herself
    onto something much larger
    than a horse's penis.
    Fantastic sight.
    Women... once they get it up the ass,
    they crave for their rectums to be stretched.

  • HurrIcanEAJW
    HurrIcanEAJW 2009-03-16T14:28:51Z says:

    fap fap fap

thecraze
posted May 02, 2008

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