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Be careful what you wish for

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Be careful what you wish for

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Comments to Be careful what you wish for

  • CSSVertigo
    CSSVertigo 2008-09-23T04:12:08Z says:

    LOL. " Now how the fuck do i get out?"

    • Johnnie
      Johnnie 2008-09-23T09:48:54Z says:

      He will say "the car fits" - bit tight here and there, but ok.

  • PublicSecrecy
    PublicSecrecy 2008-09-23T04:15:17Z says:

    Haha, the Countache. . . Right?

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-09-23T05:15:12Z says:

      Correct.

    • kptrk6
      kptrk6 2008-09-24T04:30:18Z says:

      no its a fake kit car built on a mid 80's pontiac fiero. look at what kind of people they are and the neighborhood. you can get countach kits for like 20k. ive seen newer lambo model kit cars for the diablo and murcielago that you can get for 30-40k, but anyone who takes more than a glance at it can notice that things look a little off. the interior's are always a dead giveaway, they still look like something from an 80's piece of shit.

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-09-24T07:02:07Z says:

      You could be right, kptrl. The Countach had leather seats, and those appear to be cloth.

  • Brembo66
    Brembo66 2008-09-23T04:18:05Z says:

    Been there, done that. Except it was a Lotus. I think vettes are the only sportscars made for people over 6'. :(

    • SpankysQuest
      SpankysQuest 2008-09-23T04:32:34Z says:

      what's with the frown emoticon? corvettes are bad ass.

    • TiredGuy
      TiredGuy 2008-09-23T05:09:46Z says:

      the new vettes do look pretty damned good. i just read an article about the 2008 Z51. incredible performance.

    • Dracul
      Dracul 2008-09-23T05:13:19Z says:

      I just read an article about Robert Downey Jr...he gave an incredible performance in Tropic Thunder.

    • PUSSYHANDS
      PUSSYHANDS 2008-09-23T05:36:27Z says:

      You've gone full retard, you can't do that.

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-09-23T06:45:47Z says:

      Actually, he's got a good point. That was a surprising decent movie.

    • Brembo66
      Brembo66 2008-09-23T07:01:44Z says:

      Vettes are bad ass, but its the only car that can fit a 6'5" Brembo66 comfortably and I'd like some choices.

    • SpankysQuest
      SpankysQuest 2008-09-23T07:14:28Z says:

      that kinda sux. i'm guessing you're stuck driving trucks and cadies at 6'5"...

    • exojjl
      exojjl 2008-09-23T08:37:53Z says:

      corvettes are for old guys.

    • IamTheGreatest
      IamTheGreatest 2008-09-23T19:28:43Z says:

      I'm 6'5 and I can fit in smaller vehicles, it may not be as comfortable as I'd like.

    • BiggerBadderBlackerTyrizzle4Shizzle
      BiggerBadderBlackerTyrizzle4Shizzle 2008-09-24T15:20:30Z says:

      shaq is 7'1 and has garage full Lotus and Spiders, except he pays an 100,000 to have them fit

    • BiggerBadderBlackerTyrizzle4Shizzle
      BiggerBadderBlackerTyrizzle4Shizzle 2008-09-24T15:21:07Z says:

      *extra

  • UncleJ4
    UncleJ4 2008-09-23T04:19:25Z says:

    Like 10 pounds of shit in a 8 pound bag!

    • SpankysQuest
      SpankysQuest 2008-09-23T04:37:29Z says:

      the bag weighs eight pounds? what?
      shouldn't it be measured in volume rather than weight?

    • -Morph-
      -Morph- 2008-09-23T05:07:15Z says:

      Damn you let spank Pwn you with science!

    • SpankysQuest
      SpankysQuest 2008-09-23T07:10:40Z says:

      actually, i pictured a pile of shit on top of a jansport. so his statement makes sense.

  • fractalsphere
    fractalsphere 2008-09-23T04:39:00Z says:

    The more he struggled, the more I heard "douchebag!" in my head!

    • troutpotato
      troutpotato 2008-09-23T07:40:42Z says:

      Actually, it probably wasn't in your head but actual people calling you a douchebag.

    • exojjl
      exojjl 2008-09-23T08:38:55Z says:

      nope. it was that he needed to use his douche bag on his mangina...

    • exojjl
      exojjl 2008-09-23T08:39:46Z says:

      strange enough that it would be needed, but there are desperate fat guys like in this video looking for any form of vagina.

  • mybrainquit
    mybrainquit 2008-09-23T04:44:05Z says:

    Lamborghini countach are so 20-th century. He needs to buy a dodge viper. However, i'd pay to see him get out of a mini cooper.

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-09-23T05:19:10Z says:

      Just fyi, the 1st Viper debuted in 1989.

    • mybrainquit
      mybrainquit 2008-09-23T05:27:46Z says:

      and they're still selling it? fucking unoriginal bastards

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-09-23T07:47:51Z says:

      Yeah, but to be fair that particular car was a prototype powered by a Mopar 360. I think they brought in the V 10 what was designed in conjunction with Lamborghini in like '91 or do...but you're right, it does need a makeover.

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-09-23T07:48:47Z says:

      And apologies for the typos and interpostings tonight...all drugged up on cold medicine.

    • mybrainquit
      mybrainquit 2008-09-23T08:24:45Z says:

      hahahahaha, there is no need for apologies. You have some spare cough syrup? and if you do, does it have a alcohol concentration higher than 40%? then bring it here!

    • exojjl
      exojjl 2008-09-23T08:42:11Z says:

      are you high, mako? the first Viper was in 1992 Mako. Get it straight.

    • exojjl
      exojjl 2008-09-23T08:46:45Z says:

      there is no v8 version of it. And not by the 360ci engine that was not in production before 1989.

    • exojjl
      exojjl 2008-09-23T08:48:20Z says:

      err, 360ci was not in production in 89'. Pretty much all the old engines, such as the 360ci were snuffed.

    • exojjl
      exojjl 2008-09-23T08:50:20Z says:

      and my memory comes back, the 360ci ended in 78'. so fuck you and fuck off. you got owned Mako.

    • mybrainquit
      mybrainquit 2008-09-23T12:19:28Z says:

      you need a diaper change there, jlo?

    • IamTheGreatest
      IamTheGreatest 2008-09-23T19:35:38Z says:

      Actually exowhunu, the viper came out in January of '89. Get your shit straight before you call people out, fucking idiot.

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-09-24T00:20:40Z says:

      Try again, exowhunu. Originally appeared as a concept car/prototype in 1989, with a V8

    • exojjl
      exojjl 2008-09-24T08:51:59Z says:

      yes, but there is a difference between a concept/prototype and a actual production car.

    • exojjl
      exojjl 2008-09-24T08:54:28Z says:

      I highly doubt you can recite facts about the original v10 like stroke, liters, ci, etc off the top of your head. So you are a newb.

    • exojjl
      exojjl 2008-09-24T09:01:42Z says:

      8.0 liter 488ci. Might I also add, biggest american production engine in a car. Don't know how chrysler got around the law and the government made the damn thing legal. Let alone the later model vipers being 8.4L 510ci engines. Might as well be a super fast semi truck.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-09-24T17:44:56Z says:

      You're wrong again, exowhunu because Cadilac ran a 500ci (8.2l) V8 in the '70s, 500 is bigger than 488. Or at least it was when I went to school.

  • smerf
    smerf 2008-09-23T04:48:02Z says:

    ...drumrave? Nah, no one would let him near that car.

  • Asphalt
    Asphalt 2008-09-23T04:53:28Z says:

    Eject! For Christ's sake EJECT! *explodes into fireball*

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-09-23T06:46:39Z says:

      Myth Busters making an ejection seat in a car still makes me laugh every time I think of it.

  • BacardiandCoke
    BacardiandCoke 2008-09-23T05:30:54Z says:

    Fiero Kitcar

  • stringsNstuff
    stringsNstuff 2008-09-23T05:36:44Z says:

    drumrave got a new car

    • JerkStore
      JerkStore 2008-09-23T05:43:58Z says:

      ahhhh hahaha.. stfu! get a better avatar.. fucking buzz lightyear..... how can you expect anyone to take you seriously??

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-09-23T05:57:20Z says:

      Yeah son I am ballin'!

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-09-23T07:53:00Z says:

      Shoulda got the Chevy with the butterfly doors.

  • exojjl
    exojjl 2008-09-23T08:35:48Z says:

    be careful what you wish for? owning this car does'nt require an expensive lifestyle. You'd get that for about the price of a low quality mercedes.

    • fantastick
      fantastick 2008-09-24T08:00:10Z says:

      If it were a real lambo countache you would get it for the price of a midrange mercedes then pay for the 6mpg gas and unbelievable classic insurance.

  • exojjl
    exojjl 2008-09-23T08:36:02Z says:

    a new one*

  • exojjl
    exojjl 2008-09-23T08:36:50Z says:

    also, I'd like to see this guy with a Volkswagen beetle or mini coop.

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-09-24T00:21:25Z says:

      Oh, for fuck's sake! You are full of all kinds of fail!

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-09-24T07:03:17Z says:

      Exo...just relax, bro.

    • exojjl
      exojjl 2008-09-24T09:02:55Z says:

      he proboly kills the gas mileage from 6mpg to 2mpg.

  • Plantshit
    Plantshit 2008-09-23T09:24:57Z says:

    vicsin wouldnt make it

  • Wario7793
    Wario7793 2008-09-23T12:22:57Z says:

    It looks like besides his height and weight, he was afraid to grab anything to pull himself out, afraid he'd snap something off. I'm not sure if exotic cars are that delicate, never been in one myself...

    • JimJonesRevenge
      JimJonesRevenge 2008-09-23T13:37:51Z says:

      I agree. That's totally a kit. Did you see how flimsy the door looked?

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-09-24T00:21:50Z says:

      I think he's just an idiot that can't figure out how to get out of a car.

  • exojjl
    exojjl 2008-09-24T09:05:15Z says:

    if this is a kit car good job on getting rims that look damn near original lambo rims.

  • exojjl
    exojjl 2008-09-24T09:06:43Z says:

    also the paint looks poor so it is most likely a kit car.

  • fries-please
    fries-please 2008-09-24T09:43:24Z says:

    yes you fucking fatass (american ?)

  • StickyBeets
    StickyBeets 2008-09-24T16:32:03Z says:

    i watched it without listening to the dumb soundtrack..other than country music, 'crap rap' and 'hippity hop' are the worst!..they aren't even music..even good movies use the stupid tracks as closers...

Mako
posted September 23, 2008
by Mako

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