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Bear Attacks Swedish Hunters

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Bear Attacks Swedish Hunters

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Comments to Bear Attacks Swedish Hunters

  • redrum
    redrum 2007-11-26T05:17:44Z says:

    It is clearly explained by the narrator... oh shit, somebody played the soundtrack backwards.

    • Alda
      Alda 2007-11-26T16:16:21Z says:

      was the bear stealthed and just appeared and took them down? like predator style? at least it let them make a phone call after.

  • Asphalt
    Asphalt 2007-11-26T05:20:57Z says:

    They didnt bring Yogi a picknik basket...

    • zombieanimalsemn
      zombieanimalsemn 2007-11-26T05:42:45Z says:

      Holy fuck this is intense shit. Imagine yourself in their shoes. Pretty much at the mercy of the bear when he saw his shot had little effect on the bugger. BTW that sounded like a pellet gun, what a moron. Should have brought a bigger gun.

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2007-11-26T07:26:24Z says:

      Well, maulings happen all the time, especially during salmon runs... so yeah, Id either bring a large bore firearm or just not wander around in the woods like a dunce

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-11-26T08:08:37Z says:

      Most people who go hunting where I live also bring handguns in case something like this happens.

    • Godzilla
      Godzilla 2007-11-26T15:23:19Z says:

      all you need is a stick

    • dik
      dik 2007-11-26T15:36:42Z says:

      ya no bear can overpower a stick

    • dik
      dik 2007-11-26T15:38:00Z says:

      also unless you are aiming durectly into its eye or something i don't know if a handgun would save your ass if a big bear was eating your face

    • Godzilla
      Godzilla 2007-11-26T15:45:52Z says:

      You must know the proper use of the stick.

    • dik
      dik 2007-11-26T15:48:18Z says:

      what are you going to do tickle his bum with it?

    • dik
      dik 2007-11-26T15:49:02Z says:

      are you goig to quickly sharpen it and stab him with the money shot?

    • Godzilla
      Godzilla 2007-11-26T15:57:46Z says:

      Wow! How did you know that? You take some bear training?

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2007-11-26T17:40:37Z says:

      dik is a survivor finalist

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-11-26T20:52:38Z says:

      step 1. insert the stick into the peehole..

  • DickNixonJr
    DickNixonJr 2007-11-26T05:43:58Z says:

    Ownedshit

  • BoxProper
    BoxProper 2007-11-26T05:50:50Z says:

    .454 casull, when bears gotta be dead NOW.

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2007-11-26T07:27:29Z says:

      ... when you need a fractured wrist NOW

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-11-26T08:11:11Z says:

      Asphalt, .454 is a rifle round, not a pistol round. Unless you watch anime, of course.

      However, the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle .50" written on the side of my gun should precipitate your balls into shrinking.

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2007-11-26T09:55:13Z says:

      Its defiantly a revolver slug and there are even bigger ones than that

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2007-11-26T09:56:24Z says:

      *definitely err

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-11-27T00:34:51Z says:

      Defiant rounds are the best!

  • elchris
    elchris 2007-11-26T05:54:42Z says:

    the real tragedy here is that the actual attack didnt get on tape

  • Quick_draw21
    Quick_draw21 2007-11-26T06:49:53Z says:

    should've kept firing as long as he brought such a shit gun to a bear hunt

    • Greven
      Greven 2007-11-26T08:44:19Z says:

      They were hunting moose.

  • vthokie07
    vthokie07 2007-11-26T07:25:51Z says:

    At least the news anchor was hot.

  • McWoozy
    McWoozy 2007-11-26T09:03:25Z says:

    That'll learn him. That presenter was a hottie. I was always pissed that Timothy Treadwell left his lens cap on when getting mauled to death in GRIZZLY MAN. He had taken loads of good footage and then fucked up on the money shot. And then Werner Herzog decided not to let us public folk listen to the audio recording, what a tease! Anyone know if the audio is available somewhere? I'd give my left nut to hear it.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-11-26T10:54:14Z says:

      eww, you sicko, go find you fapmaterial somewhere else, this is not the right place! we only have cute cuddly bunnies and kittens over here!

    • dik
      dik 2007-11-26T15:17:05Z says:

      and blood orgies...

  • Victorious
    Victorious 2007-11-26T10:54:52Z says:

    plantshit would've owned the bear *and* those two guys!

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2007-11-26T13:46:20Z says:

      at least the guy could have defend him self with the rifle when he laid on the ground and the bear bite him in the head. Then his friend was very slow to shoot.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-11-26T14:01:18Z says:

      how would you defend yourself witht he rifle when the bear is pressing on it with its full wight?

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2007-11-26T18:07:17Z says:

      it "only" weight 250kg , i benchpress more. I would never get in that position. I would lay on the bear and it would try to runaway when i do my wrestle style.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-11-26T20:53:15Z says:

      while it's ripping your face to shreads..

  • SolidSnakeOnAPlane
    SolidSnakeOnAPlane 2007-11-26T12:19:10Z says:

    WHEN BEARS ATTACK DURING HIGH-SPEED CHASES.....WITH GUNS!

  • Romeo
    Romeo 2007-11-26T13:12:59Z says:

    At 0:53 seconds you can hear it chewing on his skull, that's a thing of beauty!

  • Plantshit
    Plantshit 2007-11-26T13:41:53Z says:

    bears are overrated

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-11-26T14:01:58Z says:

      your homemade armor is overrated, plantshit..

    • dik
      dik 2007-11-26T15:18:19Z says:

      hahahaha "bears are overrated"...hilarious

    • Hogmaster
      Hogmaster 2007-11-27T00:58:15Z says:

      plantshit is right, real men know the fear of psudo-scorpions...

  • dik
    dik 2007-11-26T15:35:29Z says:

    if you're attacked by a black bear you're supposed to fight and scream...ok but, if a grizzly bear attacks you you're supposed to play dead...hahaha can you imagine?

    • Godzilla
      Godzilla 2007-11-26T15:59:18Z says:

      That's if you dont have a stick handy?

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-11-26T20:53:59Z says:

      would trying to rape the bear help?

    • EPISTAXIS
      EPISTAXIS 2007-11-27T13:09:00Z says:

      only if it's horny..

  • supergiant
    supergiant 2007-11-26T16:05:54Z says:

    du måste alla vara rädd om svenska björnen, som sjutton!

    • Greven
      Greven 2007-11-26T19:56:29Z says:

      Det där var ett grammatiskt helvete. Sug min kuk.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-11-26T20:54:50Z says:

      kan iemand vertalen wat ze zeggen^?

    • supergiant
      supergiant 2007-11-26T22:22:25Z says:

      fittan

    • supergiant
      supergiant 2007-11-26T22:31:35Z says:

      muotoillaanpa nyt vaikka näin että minä en juuri perusta ruotsalaisten toilailuista että imekeköön homot siellä vaan toisiaan

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-11-26T23:07:57Z says:

      ^Dyslexics Anonymous Big Day Out^

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-11-27T03:47:30Z says:

      noem je mij dyslectisch?

    • EPISTAXIS
      EPISTAXIS 2007-11-27T13:10:08Z says:

      sug min kuk has to be suck my cock.
      back to you in the studio!

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-11-27T17:57:43Z says:

      Niet u, Vic!

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-11-27T23:38:14Z says:

      oh.. dan is het goed.

  • Killawife
    Killawife 2007-11-26T20:49:48Z says:

    poor poor innocent hunters. Its not so funny when the animals start fightign back eh? Motherfuckers. Btw, they hunted the bear down and killed it. Also they torched his cave and raped his wife and three cubs. As an example to others

    • Hogmaster
      Hogmaster 2007-11-27T00:59:44Z says:

      oh piss off you fucking bleeding heart bitch. we need to keep the population of animals down... the less there are of them, the less you have to pay for car insurance!!

    • Killawife
      Killawife 2007-11-28T20:17:59Z says:

      Yea, Bearwrecks are so common. And whats this shit about insurance? have you ever noticed an insurance to actually go down in price? Killing a bunch of animals won't change anything. And sending complete idiots with guns into the forests one month of the year isnt exactly a good idea. Also, suck my cock, cubkiller

  • ClaudeBallz
    ClaudeBallz 2007-11-26T21:23:25Z says:

    Plantshit! Have you got something you want to tell mommy?

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2007-11-26T21:35:34Z says:

      Yes, you need to come and make my dish , wash my clothes and clean the house. And i need money too , buy some candy ,soda and micro pizzaz .

    • Delilah
      Delilah 2007-11-26T22:48:44Z says:

      give me a break, how many loin cloths can you own, you crazy beast?

  • mrcat1990
    mrcat1990 2008-06-14T18:09:04Z says:

    dont fuck with bears!

Romeo2000
posted November 26, 2007