bear dildo
ever wanted a bear to make love to you, or any other animal(real or not) here's the site for you http://www.zoofur.com/animalp.html don't look at the customer appreciation page..... *shivers in fear*
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Comments to bear dildo
That shit looks more like a vace to hold pretty roses an shit..
Pretty roses maybe. The shit vase would have to have a bigger top.
Pretty roses maybe. The shit vase would have to have a bigger top.
Second one tonight. This new reply feature has a few sensitivity issues.
Maybe you have sensitvity issues. Tell me about your childhood.
that's gonna have something to do with 'tulips' soon
haha, archman strikes with such precision.
Well, dad never hugged me, mom walked around topless so much that all of my old friends have seen her naked, and she's not the kind of mom your friends want to see naked. Then there was the issue of all the small animals that I kept ritualistically killing, laying their small, mutilated bodies just so, frolicking in their skins, their blood on my lips, and all those missing girls, good memories. Then I turned nine and had even more fun......
aahh yes... the wonder years.
Never think of the possibility that he wasn't your dad & that's why he never hugged you?
Snikt, did you live across the alley from me in 1982.....bty, tell your mom I said hello...
I hope she can bear it.
You're one of the only ones on this site that can make lame puns funny.
Yes I'm beary good.
just bear with him, he's been here for awhile and tends to ramble on
ahaha. lmao babies kill you, you got pure gold rolling off your tongue!
Electrogonnorrhea when exactly are you going to post a picture of your 'I <3 BKY' tattoo?
...& out of curiosity just how much stuff have you ordered for delivery in the hope of seeing him in his tight little shorts?
It's the avatar that sells it...
And why was she (?) there in the first place?
Check out how smooth the reply option is now.
I can't stop!
Those dipshits have no excuse not to use the relpy option now.
Yeah I know, it's so pleasing now. Glad I came back!
Fucking Morphtastic..Its all like *bissshooouuu*.....
LOL I'm going to make that sound every time it does that now.
*bishhooouuuu*
i just wanted to see what all the fuss was about...
oh my god! that was awesome!
*bishhooouuuu*
bishhooouuu
it really is orgasmic
Now wipe off your keyboard and say "bissshoooouuuu!"
Am I the only person who thought "Fucking hell stupid internet stop being so fucking slow"
...*bishhooouuuu*
yeah i was the same way. then it just came all over me and my laptop.. i was impressed.
ajax sucks...
Does it talk?
Damn once that thing goes in it's going to slam shut.
Heres their description for their Pig penis shaped dildo "This is one of the longest toys we offer here at Zetacreations. Its about 14" long and has a corkscrew shaped head as a real boar does. The tip goes in rather gently and with just light preasure the entire toy will slide in and snake its way around leaving you with a very full feeling. The base is tapered for ease of going between the cheeks. The toy is floppy and wont stand on its own. Its one that will have to be guided inside. The feeling of the experiance will leave you squealing with pleasure ;) The dimensions are 1" across the tip, 4" long cork screw, and 14 1/2" overall length. "
Perfect pig pick up line...
"Wanna get screwed?"
Or, "I will leave you with a very full feeling."
"May I pork you?"
"C'mon baby let me show you the other white meat..."
"Wanna stuff my sausage?"
"Suck my dick!"
Sorry I got carried away right there..
Let me get out my pork sword.
Thanks guys, all of that made me want to vomit.
Isn't that a normal reaction for you after you have eaten something?
lol @ keefbox
Why all of a sudden am I a bulimic? I don't vomit after I eat, never have. Just the thought of having a farm animal stick anything in my twat is disgusting. But if it makes Balls laugh, carry on.
I wanna see the video of them making the models of the animal penis's....do they make a mold like the make your own dildo kit??
Do they have animal shaped fleshlights? How about a walrus vagina?
You know, I was wondering about that. They don't.
It's a scary thought when I read posts from other people on this sick website and find that they were thinking the exact same thing I was.
Then again i'm a sick fuck anyways.
girls of MS, would you use this on your hole????
Of course!!! You think I haven't already picked out my favourites for this site? I know its owner.
I would not honestly... unless they vibrate and light up, because those are fun.
^ serious video potential
*bishhooouuuu*
*bishhooouuuu*
Well, Hare, you should post pictures then. Just to, umm... prove that you weren't kidding... Yeah, that's it. *bishhooouuuu*
http://www.zoofur.com/male.html
<gurgling vomit sounds> fapfapfap
how do you think they got the bear to hold still lone enough to make the mold?
Well placed bullet, I imagine.
Does a bear anally rape in the woods?
Fuckin Canadians
How the fuck did you find this? And why were you looking for animal dildos?
It makes for good material, just go with it.