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bear grylls fraud

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Comments to bear grylls fraud

  • deepcow
    deepcow 2008-09-19T05:19:20Z says:

    English fag.

    • SpankysQuest
      SpankysQuest 2008-09-19T06:05:45Z says:

      He's a "Cigarette"?

  • rimjoy
    rimjoy 2008-09-19T05:30:02Z says:

    so its still fucking lava innit?

    • zxcv
      zxcv 2008-09-20T17:50:27Z says:

      that's not the point rimjob.

  • Typical
    Typical 2008-09-19T05:41:59Z says:

    Everyone knows this guy fakes most of this shit, stays in hotels, and doesn't ever starve. That's not really the point of the show....

    • Magawd
      Magawd 2008-09-19T09:08:24Z says:

      The other day I saw him bite the head off a snake, peel it's skin off like a glove , tie a knot in one end , fill it with his piss , then drink it. True story.

    • dik
      dik 2008-09-19T13:15:26Z says:

      he loves piss

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-09-19T14:57:37Z says:

      He also likes to drink the fluid out of shit.

    • dik
      dik 2008-09-19T15:06:02Z says:

      i'll tell you what he is..he's a pee drinking ,shit-fluid sucking fraud...that's what

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-09-19T15:09:22Z says:

      Exactly. You'd never see Les drink his own pee/shit-fluid.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-09-19T19:36:19Z says:

      Everyone knows he only drinks cum

    • Jokero
      Jokero 2008-09-20T02:29:24Z says:

      so dik, wouldn't that make him perfect for Mucho?

  • keefbox
    keefbox 2008-09-19T05:46:42Z says:

    repost

    • anotherpocho
      anotherpocho 2008-09-19T05:54:16Z says:

      Thanks for telling us queefbox.

    • keefbox
      keefbox 2008-09-19T14:48:40Z says:

      Thanks for your numerous entertaining submissions anotherpedo... The next time you see a comment from me you just keep shuffling along ya hear..

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-09-19T15:05:42Z says:

      Hahaha

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-09-19T21:26:16Z says:

      Keef, I hate to do this to you... But prove it.

    • -DeadKennedys-
      -DeadKennedys- 2008-09-19T21:29:29Z says:

      It is a repost though, This place is where I first seen it.

    • keefbox
      keefbox 2008-09-19T23:03:41Z says:

      Smerf--You should know better, so FUCK YOU ginger..

      http://www.muchosucko.com/show/man_vs_wild_fraud-30910/search

    • NikoxBellic
      NikoxBellic 2008-09-20T01:14:46Z says:

      theres a difference between gingers and irishmen

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-09-20T01:18:13Z says:

      Hey, I just think you should be able to back up your "repost" comments with a link.

    • keefbox
      keefbox 2008-09-20T01:18:37Z says:

      ^Fuck off no one cares.. doubtingsmerf still knows I love him..

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-09-20T02:48:35Z says:

      You bastard. Did you know I was in Seattle for the month of August?

    • keefbox
      keefbox 2008-09-20T08:58:17Z says:

      I had no idea..When you coming back?? Funny thing in two weeks I have to go do some work down in SoCal..

    • dik
      dik 2008-09-20T09:11:13Z says:

      i thought you were english

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-09-20T09:55:41Z says:

      Fuck, I'm not going back until Christmas. Where are you going in S. CA

    • dik
      dik 2008-09-20T10:04:45Z says:

      only buttholes live in california

    • keefbox
      keefbox 2008-09-20T19:48:24Z says:

      San Diego...And yes dik, you are corrrrect...

  • SpankysQuest
    SpankysQuest 2008-09-19T06:08:44Z says:

    Les Stroud FTW

    • Nixon'sGhost
      Nixon'sGhost 2008-09-19T06:11:39Z says:

      Seriously. He can make fire with anything.

    • SpankysQuest
      SpankysQuest 2008-09-19T06:29:02Z says:

      For real. He can refract sunlight from his bald head.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-09-19T06:53:01Z says:

      Did you see the episode where Les rubbed his penis against a homeless man"s penis in hopes that the friction would start a fire? Or so he said.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-09-19T15:20:27Z says:

      he should have gone to you first....

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-09-19T15:28:12Z says:

      Why, so I could have given him a lighter? fries, you don't even make sense half the time. Isn't there a different thread where you can talk about your gay cars?

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-09-19T15:50:04Z says:

      i was trying to make it look like you was gay

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2008-09-19T17:37:54Z says:

      Another fine example of the bastardisation of the English language...

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-09-19T18:06:26Z says:

      looked ok to me

  • Agent-G
    Agent-G 2008-09-19T06:52:06Z says:

    who cares, this is fucking stupid. Its a show about surivival, its not like he has to be suriviving...hell, he could do it in a hollywood set and it would still be the same.
    I mean, do people ever think about the camara guy with this? He is probably like "fuck this, Im not eatting that" and "Do I really have to go there?"

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-09-19T06:57:37Z says:

      Exactly. Take into account a rather large film crew

    • dik
      dik 2008-09-19T13:38:09Z says:

      nonsense...less stroud doesn't even bring a camera crew into the wilderness...also he eat's lions

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-09-19T14:59:04Z says:

      he's also been known to eat his own canadian countrymen too.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-09-19T19:37:06Z says:

      He's renowned for sucking on one eyed trouser snakes

  • Thought
    Thought 2008-09-19T07:50:05Z says:

    I don't understand why people are so upset to call him a fraud. It's an 'in the event' kind of show. If they had a guy just sit in front of a desk and tell you how to survive, it'd be a pretty boring show.

  • HankChinaski
    HankChinaski 2008-09-19T08:30:56Z says:

    Ray Mears ftw!

  • dik
    dik 2008-09-19T13:17:13Z says:

    suck on that irish

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-09-19T14:11:02Z says:

      So what? He said it was dangerous to cross and he did it anyway. Maybe that was at the end of his hike out of the lava fields and he had just found that road.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-09-19T14:11:44Z says:

      How does that bridge being that close to a road make it any less dangerous than if it were somewhere else?

    • dik
      dik 2008-09-19T14:14:15Z says:

      he made it seem like it was in the middle of nowhere...deliberately misleading people...i mean there's a highway there..people likely pulled over to watch him drink his pee

    • dik
      dik 2008-09-19T14:15:13Z says:

      les stroud is a man..bear grylls is a cross-dressing mommies boy...fact

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-09-19T14:19:03Z says:

      Its a fucking tv show. Of course he made it seem more dangerous than it was. He simulated a situation. Much like when Les simulated a broken arm during the plane crash episode.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-09-19T14:19:58Z says:

      I don't ever recall Bear burning down his own shelter like Les did either.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-09-19T14:21:03Z says:

      Bear drinks pee, true.
      Les drinks semen, true.
      No one even knows who Ray Mears is, true.

    • dik
      dik 2008-09-19T14:24:44Z says:

      les stroud TOLD the audience he was simulating a broken arm...big difference..

    • dik
      dik 2008-09-19T14:25:03Z says:

      that was hilarious when he burned his shelter

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-09-19T14:39:23Z says:

      Ray Mears is way cooler than either of them.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-09-19T14:44:04Z says:

      Who cares if he told the audience? The fact remains that they both simulate situations to make the show more exciting.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-09-19T14:45:16Z says:

      Bear would out survive either one of those pussies. Les is a fucking Canadian, it doesn't get any more pussy than that.

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-09-19T15:00:41Z says:

      When Les torched his own shelter he blew it off like it was part of a camping ritual.

    • dik
      dik 2008-09-19T15:07:10Z says:

      irish..les stroud plays the harmonica...end

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-09-19T15:08:25Z says:

      Thank you, dik. You just proved my point.

    • dik
      dik 2008-09-19T15:08:28Z says:

      i actually just figured out who ray mears is...i saw his show...fucking pussy doesn't even drink pee or play the harmonica

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-09-19T15:10:14Z says:

      Plus Ray Mears has been known to get lost in downtown Toronto.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-09-19T15:22:42Z says:

      I heard that Les once lost his favorite buttplug in the woods and spent a week trying to find it. Thats how he got into the whole "survival" thing.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-09-19T15:23:17Z says:

      I need to look up this Ray Mears guy so I can better make fun of him.

    • keefbox
      keefbox 2008-09-19T15:34:58Z says:

      Les would be alot cooler if he wore a "Canadian Tuxedo" while out in the wilderness..

    • dik
      dik 2008-09-19T15:37:45Z says:

      what's a canadian tuxedo?

    • PUSSYHANDS
      PUSSYHANDS 2008-09-19T16:23:52Z says:

      Why does everyone bag on bear so much, bear is probably the biggest badass ever to come from the UK. Plus he was in the SAS.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-09-19T16:40:42Z says:

      Bear does things for shock value, Ray Mears shows you how to live off the land without resorting to drinking piss or eating rotting zebras.

    • dik
      dik 2008-09-19T16:47:51Z says:

      ray mears is informative for a homosexual

    • BiggerBadderBlackerTyrizzle4Shizzle
      BiggerBadderBlackerTyrizzle4Shizzle 2008-09-19T16:49:51Z says:

      i like when bear grylls ate the goat eyes and rotted flesh dipped in that sulphuric water, then slept in its rotting flesh... that was awesome even tho he got to take a hot shower when the cameras went off

    • keefbox
      keefbox 2008-09-19T17:12:08Z says:

      Canadian Tuxedo-- A jacket, shirt, and pants ensemble comprised entirely of denim..

    • dik
      dik 2008-09-19T17:15:30Z says:

      umm...ohhh

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-09-19T19:01:10Z says:

      ^*hides denim shirt and jacket*

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-09-19T19:02:18Z says:

      *puts them back cuz wardrobe is now empty*

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-09-19T19:10:55Z says:

      Ray Mears has that excellent sidekick nowadays , which is more entertainment value than those piss drinking faggots

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-09-19T19:39:33Z says:

      Les Stroud sucks homeless guys penis'...true story!

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-09-19T19:47:02Z says:

      No, cheeky, you're thinking of elchris.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-09-19T19:55:29Z says:

      Les Stroud sucks elchris's penis?

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2008-09-19T20:02:21Z says:

      It sounds like they drink a lot of pee.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-09-19T20:02:47Z says:

      He may, but I doubt it. Elchris is a giver.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2008-09-19T20:03:11Z says:

      Drinking pee isn't so tough. Sometimes at night I cry alone and hug a teddy bear. Beat that faggots.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-09-19T20:12:56Z says:

      *pisses on El_Wanko's teddy*

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-09-19T23:44:57Z says:

      Haha, dik wears a Canadian tuxedo to work.

    • keefbox
      keefbox 2008-09-19T23:59:43Z says:

      Arby's get new uniforms??

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-09-20T00:04:39Z says:

      Hahahahahaha!

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-09-20T02:50:44Z says:

      There's on one thing to say at this point...

      WHAMMY!

  • MsDuff
    MsDuff 2008-09-19T13:28:37Z says:

    I enjoyed the episode where he shitted off a cliff.

  • jamiee1869
    jamiee1869 2008-09-19T13:40:52Z says:

    Fake...He didn't drink his own pee.

    In all 3 of the last episodes I watched he dran his own pee; One time out of rattle snake skin.

    • dik
      dik 2008-09-19T14:16:20Z says:

      sometimes i think his show is just an excuse for him to swill his own urine

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-09-19T15:05:48Z says:

      dik, do you have a jamiee dictionary? That was very plantshitesque.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-09-19T19:42:04Z says:

      She must have a hangover. Dik's fluids have a high alcohol content

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-09-19T23:32:21Z says:

      Allow me to rephrase now that my hangover is under control. I watched three episodes of Bear Grylls in the past week and in all three, he drank his own pee. The last one I watched he was in the desert in Southwestern US and killed a rattler, skinned it, and pissed in the skin, tied it off and wore the pee filled skin around his neck for a day before he drank it. I guess he likes it aged yet still warm.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-09-20T00:00:46Z says:

      The dirty bastard

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-09-20T01:32:44Z says:

      Ah, thanks for that Tylenol fueled clarification 'young' Jamiee.

elchris
posted September 19, 2008

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