The other day I saw him bite the head off a snake, peel it's skin off like a glove , tie a knot in one end , fill it with his piss , then drink it. True story.
Why, so I could have given him a lighter? fries, you don't even make sense half the time. Isn't there a different thread where you can talk about your gay cars?
who cares, this is fucking stupid. Its a show about surivival, its not like he has to be suriviving...hell, he could do it in a hollywood set and it would still be the same.
I mean, do people ever think about the camara guy with this? He is probably like "fuck this, Im not eatting that" and "Do I really have to go there?"
I don't understand why people are so upset to call him a fraud. It's an 'in the event' kind of show. If they had a guy just sit in front of a desk and tell you how to survive, it'd be a pretty boring show.
So what? He said it was dangerous to cross and he did it anyway. Maybe that was at the end of his hike out of the lava fields and he had just found that road.
he made it seem like it was in the middle of nowhere...deliberately misleading people...i mean there's a highway there..people likely pulled over to watch him drink his pee
Its a fucking tv show. Of course he made it seem more dangerous than it was. He simulated a situation. Much like when Les simulated a broken arm during the plane crash episode.
i like when bear grylls ate the goat eyes and rotted flesh dipped in that sulphuric water, then slept in its rotting flesh... that was awesome even tho he got to take a hot shower when the cameras went off
Allow me to rephrase now that my hangover is under control. I watched three episodes of Bear Grylls in the past week and in all three, he drank his own pee. The last one I watched he was in the desert in Southwestern US and killed a rattler, skinned it, and pissed in the skin, tied it off and wore the pee filled skin around his neck for a day before he drank it. I guess he likes it aged yet still warm.
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English fag.
He's a "Cigarette"?
so its still fucking lava innit?
that's not the point rimjob.
Everyone knows this guy fakes most of this shit, stays in hotels, and doesn't ever starve. That's not really the point of the show....
The other day I saw him bite the head off a snake, peel it's skin off like a glove , tie a knot in one end , fill it with his piss , then drink it. True story.
he loves piss
He also likes to drink the fluid out of shit.
i'll tell you what he is..he's a pee drinking ,shit-fluid sucking fraud...that's what
Exactly. You'd never see Les drink his own pee/shit-fluid.
Everyone knows he only drinks cum
so dik, wouldn't that make him perfect for Mucho?
repost
Thanks for telling us queefbox.
Thanks for your numerous entertaining submissions anotherpedo... The next time you see a comment from me you just keep shuffling along ya hear..
Hahaha
Keef, I hate to do this to you... But prove it.
It is a repost though, This place is where I first seen it.
Smerf--You should know better, so FUCK YOU ginger..
http://www.muchosucko.com/show/man_vs_wild_fraud-30910/search
theres a difference between gingers and irishmen
Hey, I just think you should be able to back up your "repost" comments with a link.
^Fuck off no one cares.. doubtingsmerf still knows I love him..
You bastard. Did you know I was in Seattle for the month of August?
I had no idea..When you coming back?? Funny thing in two weeks I have to go do some work down in SoCal..
i thought you were english
Fuck, I'm not going back until Christmas. Where are you going in S. CA
only buttholes live in california
San Diego...And yes dik, you are corrrrect...
Les Stroud FTW
Seriously. He can make fire with anything.
For real. He can refract sunlight from his bald head.
Did you see the episode where Les rubbed his penis against a homeless man"s penis in hopes that the friction would start a fire? Or so he said.
he should have gone to you first....
Why, so I could have given him a lighter? fries, you don't even make sense half the time. Isn't there a different thread where you can talk about your gay cars?
i was trying to make it look like you was gay
Another fine example of the bastardisation of the English language...
looked ok to me
who cares, this is fucking stupid. Its a show about surivival, its not like he has to be suriviving...hell, he could do it in a hollywood set and it would still be the same.
I mean, do people ever think about the camara guy with this? He is probably like "fuck this, Im not eatting that" and "Do I really have to go there?"
Exactly. Take into account a rather large film crew
nonsense...less stroud doesn't even bring a camera crew into the wilderness...also he eat's lions
he's also been known to eat his own canadian countrymen too.
He's renowned for sucking on one eyed trouser snakes
I don't understand why people are so upset to call him a fraud. It's an 'in the event' kind of show. If they had a guy just sit in front of a desk and tell you how to survive, it'd be a pretty boring show.
Ray Mears ftw!
suck on that irish
So what? He said it was dangerous to cross and he did it anyway. Maybe that was at the end of his hike out of the lava fields and he had just found that road.
How does that bridge being that close to a road make it any less dangerous than if it were somewhere else?
he made it seem like it was in the middle of nowhere...deliberately misleading people...i mean there's a highway there..people likely pulled over to watch him drink his pee
les stroud is a man..bear grylls is a cross-dressing mommies boy...fact
Its a fucking tv show. Of course he made it seem more dangerous than it was. He simulated a situation. Much like when Les simulated a broken arm during the plane crash episode.
I don't ever recall Bear burning down his own shelter like Les did either.
Bear drinks pee, true.
Les drinks semen, true.
No one even knows who Ray Mears is, true.
les stroud TOLD the audience he was simulating a broken arm...big difference..
that was hilarious when he burned his shelter
Ray Mears is way cooler than either of them.
Who cares if he told the audience? The fact remains that they both simulate situations to make the show more exciting.
Bear would out survive either one of those pussies. Les is a fucking Canadian, it doesn't get any more pussy than that.
When Les torched his own shelter he blew it off like it was part of a camping ritual.
irish..les stroud plays the harmonica...end
Thank you, dik. You just proved my point.
i actually just figured out who ray mears is...i saw his show...fucking pussy doesn't even drink pee or play the harmonica
Plus Ray Mears has been known to get lost in downtown Toronto.
I heard that Les once lost his favorite buttplug in the woods and spent a week trying to find it. Thats how he got into the whole "survival" thing.
I need to look up this Ray Mears guy so I can better make fun of him.
Les would be alot cooler if he wore a "Canadian Tuxedo" while out in the wilderness..
what's a canadian tuxedo?
Why does everyone bag on bear so much, bear is probably the biggest badass ever to come from the UK. Plus he was in the SAS.
Bear does things for shock value, Ray Mears shows you how to live off the land without resorting to drinking piss or eating rotting zebras.
ray mears is informative for a homosexual
i like when bear grylls ate the goat eyes and rotted flesh dipped in that sulphuric water, then slept in its rotting flesh... that was awesome even tho he got to take a hot shower when the cameras went off
Canadian Tuxedo-- A jacket, shirt, and pants ensemble comprised entirely of denim..
umm...ohhh
^*hides denim shirt and jacket*
*puts them back cuz wardrobe is now empty*
Ray Mears has that excellent sidekick nowadays , which is more entertainment value than those piss drinking faggots
Les Stroud sucks homeless guys penis'...true story!
No, cheeky, you're thinking of elchris.
Les Stroud sucks elchris's penis?
It sounds like they drink a lot of pee.
He may, but I doubt it. Elchris is a giver.
Drinking pee isn't so tough. Sometimes at night I cry alone and hug a teddy bear. Beat that faggots.
*pisses on El_Wanko's teddy*
Haha, dik wears a Canadian tuxedo to work.
Arby's get new uniforms??
Hahahahahaha!
There's on one thing to say at this point...
WHAMMY!
I enjoyed the episode where he shitted off a cliff.
Fake...He didn't drink his own pee.
In all 3 of the last episodes I watched he dran his own pee; One time out of rattle snake skin.
sometimes i think his show is just an excuse for him to swill his own urine
dik, do you have a jamiee dictionary? That was very plantshitesque.
She must have a hangover. Dik's fluids have a high alcohol content
Allow me to rephrase now that my hangover is under control. I watched three episodes of Bear Grylls in the past week and in all three, he drank his own pee. The last one I watched he was in the desert in Southwestern US and killed a rattler, skinned it, and pissed in the skin, tied it off and wore the pee filled skin around his neck for a day before he drank it. I guess he likes it aged yet still warm.
The dirty bastard
Ah, thanks for that Tylenol fueled clarification 'young' Jamiee.