"Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad fish. Not like going down the pond chasin' bluegills and tommycods. This shark, swallow you whole. Little shakin', little tenderizin', an' down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back your tourists, put all your businesses on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him, and kill him, for ten. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's just too many captains on this island. Ten thousand dollars for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing."
Comments to Bearshark
That's possibly the scariest thing I've ever seen
Next to that pic of Poss trying to drink a beer
you still could easily run away from it. just gotta run downhill. bears suck at running downhill.
Needs a little more gore around the fangs.
and a gatling gun.
and a chopper.
heli or bike? you decide...
This was made by a guy from reddit.
Your couch was made from a guy from reddit
"Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad fish. Not like going down the pond chasin' bluegills and tommycods. This shark, swallow you whole. Little shakin', little tenderizin', an' down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back your tourists, put all your businesses on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him, and kill him, for ten. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's just too many captains on this island. Ten thousand dollars for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing."
haha
This sounds vaguely familiar...
I think that's the opening to Moby Dik.
from jaws kirk
hahha...i was going to go with a clip from Plantshit's blog...which would have been more funny.
Actually, I think it's from Anaconda 3, spoken by Ice Cube.
fucks his name? quint
robert shaw..i still like that movie..in the book brodys wife fucks the richard dreyfuss'character,,forget his name
I feel like I'm being ignored here.
Hoopaah.. one of the few movie adaptations where the film was better than the book in my opinion.
His name was Hooper. "Farewell and adieu to you fair Spanish ladies...farewell an adieu you fair ladies of Spain...."
Jaws 4 was the best one.
ya haha ..the 3d one really defined the series
They both sucked ass.
Rocky 5 was the best
"Beneath The Planet Of The Apes"
the model for sharky the shark dog
best fish ever
*bird
if i had one of these id fucking feed you to him
oh ya
pwned
the craziest part is ..its like a fish right? a fish that breathes air....like ..thats crazy man
Like Muddy Mudskipper.
take a breath but be carefull its addictive
We all hope you can kick the habit soon.
Hahahaha
Hi hon.
Hi fugs, what's up?
i'm a beershark!
*queershark
*birdturd
Who the fuck do you think you are? Don't you insult my buddy like that!
aww guys, you're so sweet!