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Comments to Beef and cucumber
thats a man baby!
that hatchet wound looks infected
Pssst... smerf... that's a zuchinni... which is actually worse...
Worse than a zucchini? Who would have guessed?
*zucchini...
Damnit Apathy! You messed up me playing grammar police on myself...
I don't play, this is serious business, missy.
It's only serious if you have your own handcuffs :P
Yeah missy, stop playing around.
Fuzzy or police?
I would HOPE you don't own a fuzzy pair of handcuffs... o_0 Sides... Fuzzy= Play. Police=Serious.
Come on kids, shackles are the best.
zuchinni? is that a medical term nurse?
btw time for my sponge bath baby
She's my private nurse. I'm a very sick man.
HEY! If she's your private nurse what's that make me?
An ugly fat bitch.
Ultimate ownage right there.
Ohh wait lemme go cry in the corner. Oh wait better yet, I know what protocol is here when one gets made fun of, call everyone Whunu and repeat the same dumb ass lame shit over and over again. It seems to work for you Hank, maybe I should try it.
why don't you discuss sucking penises like you say you enjoy so much?
There isn't a corner big enough to fit your fat ass, VicSinWhunu.
That has nothing to do with anything does it Dik?
excuse me i was talking to hank
Oh sure there is Hank, its the same corner where you put your ego!
Dik, I figured as much, but I wanted to be sure.
no you didn't
Why would be talking to me there, Dik? Are you having gay fantasies again?
Shit, when you squeeze into a room, you are already taking up at least 3 corners by yourself.
Hank that was a good one. So different from all your others. How did you EVER come up with it?
i wasn't really talking to you hank but it seemed funny...i'm funny.
Well, VicSinWhunu, I was just going off your previous comeback, which was garbage. What do you expect?
At least mine have some sort of originality to them, you just keep calling me a fat bitch. Is that all you can come up with?
Hey, It's 5:00 am and I'm hammered.
pussy .i just got off work
Hahaha! I've been off work for 13 hours.
VicSin sucks a dick. She's a bitch too.
true story
A lame crack about my ego is original? You aren't all that original and you aren't funny at all. You wanna bring up egos, you fucking radioactive slug? It was your arrogant shit talking after The Banning of May 2008 that earned you the dislike of me and several others. You don't like it? Tough shit. Suck it up, you fucking cunt.
true story
Hey ya know what? I couldn't care less if you liked me or not. To be honest I didn't come here to Sing Choir Songs. All I asked was for an original comment.
A drunk irishman? I'm surprised...
you care
Yeah I care soooo much! There are a select few here that I have befriended the rest of you could all shrink up and die...or better yet get shoved up this skank's ass right before the Zucchini
Am I one of the ones you like?
and cheeky... fuck you
No thanks. Not my cup of tea.
Doesn't everyone like the leprechauns...sorry, I mean Irish?
i think she likes me best
a select 2
cheeky, I'm only gonna tell you this once. If you don't cut it out, I'm gonna give bitcho your home address.
Actually 1rish1 I don't have anything against you, and to be honest Dik, I don't mind you so much either.
What can I say? I'm a charming motherfucker.
If you could have winked and showed a sparkling smile right there it would have been gold!
well i don't like you
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!
OK, I choose shrink up and die. Please whatever happens, dont let me get shoved up this skanks ass!
I can't stand this fucking "select few" ass-kissing whore.
Could she try to be a little less obvious?
Originality my fucking ass. You are complaining about my comments, because I'm fucking pwning you and left and right the last couple days.
VicSin, I do admire your persistence. Maybe she IS good at blowjobs, fellas.
who cares? homosexual boys are good at blowjobs...not that i would know ..irish told me that
irish you fag
if i was none the wiser i'd say Vicsin and Hank were married!...but then again who the fuck would want to marry a fat ugly cock sucking skank?...plantshit?
Irish swings both ways....true story
Oldest swinger in town.
i dont want to marry a ugly fat bitch . Go slim shady hank show the fat slut who´s pwnding who!
I think VicSinWhunu is like an infection that Mucho has caught. Better get immunized.
you guys are a bunch of whiny fucks
i smell sperm...oh this fags yapping^
hey dushanwhatever why do you gobble so much sperm? seriously
a liitle bit of sperm i could see but you ...you i think swill it by the gallon...why? why all the sperm?
i guess you just love sperm
lot of sperm in your talk there dik
fucking losers talking to himself again...
waaaaaaiiiiit a minute....when did hank and dik get unbanned and i didnt????
holy fuckin shit.... i guess im nack bitches
*back
It's nice to see "some" people got unbanned...
Welcome nack BBBT
hahaha look what N.O. blew in...welcome back BBT
soooo is mucho drama-free again, or did i come back at a bad time?
fuck you dushanwhorepigbitch..
sup tyrone
horibbibbly timing
ya horribbibble
douchebag scumsucking pigfucker
aaaaahahaha i bet youre getting all pissed off aren't you dushan pooeater
Wow its like a giant nerd war here. Id like to see this on an RL battle field. 10 lifeless nerdy guys v. The stubby emo chick. She'd probably win. hehehe.
sorry dik...everyone hates you...beilieve it...
not everyone..hank likes me...right hank?
hank?
tyrone likes me..up high tyrone....
tyrone?
I don't hate dik, he's quite comical actually... he's more subtle toonish tone. As for you DushanSucksdik, I've read a total of 4 comments by you, and hate you already; as if you care, I'm just throwing that out there.
i think tyrone got banned again...way to keep the black man down yak
well...im sure hank likes you...and so does jamie of course...as well as stan...but for the majority of us...we hope you die...
Greatest...I hate you too...
I like Hank , but dik and cheeky are worthless little bitches.
ps cheeky I have sent your home address you were warned
Your just like the git in your avatar Mandiklover. A grade A, five star prick. Don't be so fucking presumptuous.
it's invalid
irish i just cancelled the birthday present i sent you
Why?
although id have to agree with you about cheeky..nobody likes him
It's ok. I'm fine with that...*sniffs*
*chops another line and sniffs again*
Presumptuous? tisk tisk...I know about dik and is pussy little tactics...dont let the handle fool you "NOOB"...
hahaha ..huh?
...did your brain just quit...
23/05/2008....Uber Mega Mandikloving Noob
I love dik
Kind of obvious really. You're a prick, a cock, a knob, a foreskin on the floor at a Brit milah
we know jamie...cheeky...youre a fucking idiot...
just puttin that out there
Jamiee sings those three words in the style of anchorman
fuck you invalid...post a pic...a real one this time you fag..hahaha
I have good reason to be all those aforementioned...thanks for the descriptive outline!
fuck you whunu
wtf are you talking about dik...you tease...
fuck you invalid
we are not on a first name basis govna'
You always were and always will be a fucking retard Mandickwhoever
Dushan, you're an uppity fucker
youre making me blush...*smiles*
post a pic your last one was fake bitch..do what i say you skanky fruit..you always do
la la la *sticks fingers in ears* I cant hear you...
Like I give a fuck about your opinion invalid. Fuck you and whunu too
Im not invalid...im doucheonmandick...invalid was banned long ago...dummy
In that case invalid was a fucking dumbshit and so are you.
Fucking dumb shit
fucking dumbshit invalid
i wonder why he just eats all the sperm he can
Hooray...they love me...they really love me!
"I love eating as much sperm as I can"..that's a direct quote from dushan/invalid...true story
If you replace "love" with either "hate" or "despise", then you're closer to the truth.
true story...saying true story is repetitive and lame...true story
"Any pole's a goal"...a direct quote from Invalid/Mandiklover. True story!
back in the realm of 12 year olds I see...come on give me another...haha
"Nice cock" :Invalid...true story
12 year olds? I guess that's when dad and the "uncles" first started taking an interest in you.
"Elchris and I are in love!" Invalid
Real
"he knows my name":Dik...true story
Damnit smerf! See what you started by mixing up your veggies?? :P
you know my name? or i know yours cocksucker... which?
you are a fool
"sperm...i just love eating it" : invalid...that's an actual quote he said on his myspace
myspace you say...ironic...
"i wonder if it's possible to gobble up more semen??" :invalid....true story
"i wonder if its possible to pull some strings and get him banned for knowing my name":dik...TRUE STORY
just to clarify invalid..i never asked that you get banned..but there is kind of an unwritten rule..you don't say people's real names even if you do know them...
egh...you get the point pussy...
"I wish I could be more like dik..he's so cool." :invalid
well then someone needs to carve that in stone so it doesnt happen again...
"I crossdress like Dik every night":Dushan...true story
By the way can I borrow your Lars wig...it will compliment my attire...
it's called common decency
i know the names of lots of people on here but i never say...you fucking lsd detective wannabe
I was drunk when I said it...and realized what I had done afterwards...you want an apology...there...
now going on hating me and the world will be in balance again...
My name is Puddintain... ask me again and I'll tell you the same. OH, sorry, I was feeling left out.
i never asked for one butthole ..i couldn't really care less...i pick on you because you act like a retard when i pick on you...call me shallow
Hi shallow!
Hehehe.
i like how these long ass "put down" threads always end up on the most disgusting pic/vid of the day, userpics included.
Fuck you, Nurse! You started it by correcting me!
Well... well... well... you stole my pets on myspace!! *cries*
Yeah, it's all your fault.
See Fugs agrees with me... (SHHH Fugs... just go along)
Eh? What?... Oh yeah, see.
*shrug*
I think she just gave that zucchini genital warts.
When "knocking the bottom out of it" goes wrong.
Fajita flap-over.
When you're eating her out and she queefs, is that facial motorboating?
You haven't had sex in a while, have you?
It kinda looks like a hunched over fetus being aborted... kinda.
Which salad dressing goes with this ?
Would that be; on the ranch?
Well...it WAS Ranch dressing, but its been so long now, it most likely turned to Blue Cheese.
You would know, what with all the salads you've tossed.
You could dream Hank
I do dream, but if it was of you it would be called a nightmare.
OH THATS RIGHT...Your dreams involve Dik I forgot.
Your dreams involve 3 day/2 night all expenses paid vacations to Wang's All You Can Eat Chinese Buffet.
"Can I get you another tray of egg rolls, Miss Whunu?"
"Mmmrrrfffghh."
Does this soy sauce come as an I.V.?
mine do
Actually I don't like Eggrolls...I prefer Cream Cheese Wontons
I bet they shiver when you walk in the door.
That's just the room shaking.
whammy!
Is what Hank says when hes crying about people making fun of him.
good one vicsin...funny funny stuff
What is the rule again? As long as I think its funny it is! I kinda though "WhaaMe!" sounded JUST like Pickled Hank!
*burp
I don't get it
^way funnier skank
She would have to have a great sense of humor to be with you wouldn't she?
^incoherant
Intelligent Input darling have another beer then!
i was calling my burp way funnier than you visin you skank
I am way funnier though
you are funny jamie ...vicsin you're a trampy little attention whore...when hank was gone you shut the fuck up...now that you get attention you babble on like a fucking teenager..shut the fuck up
hairy freak
Saucecrotch?
Ohhhh Shhiiiittttt, yet more originality by Hank Motherfucking Chinasty. I made up a new word, VicSinWhunu, and I do that kinda shit every day. So, suck it, you fucking sweaty yeti.
if she was a yeti at least she'd be interesting
Now you've offended Sasquatch.
It was for a good cause.
But, VicSinWhunu is the worst possible reason to do anything.
"you fucking sweaty yeti" is a goddam classic!!
^another one for the ages
as soon as someone mentions sasquatch's name...he show's up..just like a goddamned sasquatch...watch
Sasquatch!
Sasquatch!
Sasquatch!
Just like Meatwad says "If you're sasquatch, the rules are different."
*waits for bigfoot
VicSin, I like your attitude, it shows your strength ,the ones that constantly attack you shows their weakness.
Shut up, faggot. She hasn't shown any kind of "strength" here. Unless you consider an uncanny knack for pissing people off a strength, and if so I guess
I am the strongest man in the world.
Riiiiiiggghhhhtt.
vicsin is not invited to my summer BBQ at my place i dont have enough food for her.
There isn't enough food in Sweden.
looks like she blew an O ring
Don't blame NASA
looks like shes been douching with nuclear waste.
If you put your hand down there, does it feel like a horse eating an apple?
Your hand would likely get eaten as well.
Gravity has no boundries!
Nor does depravity .
You can't eat through your anus just because your mouth is full vicsi and seriously wtf kind of misnomer is that name?????
If I felt that you were intelligent to comprehend the explanation I would fill you in. But I think it would be a waste. Much like all your comments
Quick Draw, she eats so fast that sometimes things come out COMPLETELY undigested, or even unchewed.
Poor cucumber
*coughs*courgette*coughs*
What's that gay French word the British use for zucchini?
Google says its "courgette."
Thanks, I always get that confused with the gay French word the Brits use for eggplant.
HankChinaski
No, that's the gay French word that the Brits use for pirate.
Actually, I think thats aubergine or something, cheeky.
papillote
Salsa.
Pickle Surprise!
Really Mako? I wouldn't of guessed
HankChinaskis Of The Caribbean doesn't quite have the same ring.
HankChinaski of Penance!
Penzance you noob. Penzance
Ok, you take men's pants!!!
^The hankchinaski of mens pants
"Chinaski: maker of fine men's pants." Find someone that can make pants, and you've got yourself some supplemental income, Hank.
thats a juicy looking clam there mate
Used to be, those things were called bearded clams.
vagina
Looks more like the ass from this angle.
nonsense
that my friend is the vagoo
It looks like a stretched-by-a-courgette-anus to me.
butthole for sure
Vagina Dentata
all i have to say is ,that cunts pretty fuckin beaten...its been catchin alota fastballs
Fuck off sir_puffalottabud
hahahaha panty waste^
Thank god for cock.
do me a favour faggot go hang with elchrust for awhile!
Right i'm off to work
Hi hoooooooo!
Hi hooooooo!
Hi ho, hi ho,
It's off to work fries goes...
Fries works with Ho's?? :-o
Trust a woman to ruin it!
Could be worse Fugs... I could be driving you around...
Haha!
I could cope with that as long as you don't mind a bit of abuse, I'm a bad passenger.
I'm usually a decent driver... but I curse like a sailor and have terrible road rage.
Hmmm, let's see.
Foul language, a lack of self control, prone to violence...
It's not looking good for you so far, is it?
:)
But I've been accident free for 10 years! And just because a few people came up "missing" after cutting me doesn't mean anything... :P hahaha
OOPS! *cutting me off
Aaaaand yet another typo! If you are a nurse, I hope you don't make this many mistakes at work.
And now I'm off out for a drinky-poo before you get a chance to shout at me.
Bye!
Hahahaha!!! NO, I'm not a nurse yet. But you're right... with as many mistakes as I make when posting, maybe I should rethink my chosen career path?? I'd accidentally be one of those nurses putting people out of their misery. Then I'd have to change my Mucho name to GoodbyeNurse. :(
Yup, I'm back...
and I agree.
this is done when a guy cums his seed in a woman's butt after eating cucumbers..give it tyme and she will creampie out the product...
Oh just... go away.
actual title: blonde vegetarian oops
No, no it's not... stupid.
You guys suck.