beef curtians

these are more like beef drapes

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Comments to beef curtians

postcoitussandwich 2009-01-21T05:08:19Z says:
Labia Majora
- smerf 2009-01-21T05:54:40Z says:
  Major labia majora
- j0sh8790 2009-01-22T00:29:25Z says:
  major labia minora*
1rish1 2009-01-21T05:13:16Z says:
This is what Orange's mom looks like after I bring over the bowling ball.
- cryax 2009-01-21T05:27:03Z says:
  what do you guys do with the bowling ball?
- JamesTKirk 2009-01-21T05:28:52Z says:
  cyrax, stop being a mikebeez.
- cryax 2009-01-21T05:30:29Z says:
  i just want more clarification of what goes on with 1rish and oranges mom
- 1rish1 2009-01-21T05:31:48Z says:
  I stick the bowling ball up Oranje's moms snatch and she mikebeezes herself.
- Electrogonnorrhea 2009-01-21T05:54:34Z says:
  Now that's what I call a sticky situation.
- smerf 2009-01-21T05:55:33Z says:
  To be fair, that would make everyone mikebeeze themselves.
  
  Well, almost everyone. You're mom wouldn't because of that.
- nonavatarnoobgod 2009-01-21T06:00:18Z says:
  Smerf, I don't know if you check old posts, and I really, really hate to go off-topic, but serranos are red when fully ripened. Don't ever step up to me on that shit homie.
- possum 2009-01-21T06:04:17Z says:
  well...i'd laugh
  'cept the Steel Reserve remnants still wanna make me exo-beez...
- smerf 2009-01-21T06:43:00Z says:
  A. who the fuck are you?
  B. Serrano peppers, sold at Albertsons. ALL GREEN.
  
  I wont step up. I'll just tell you to go fuck yourself.
- Rolandofgilead 2009-01-21T08:27:10Z says:
  I bought a jar of garlic cloves that are pickled with habaneros the other day that are fucking deliscious.
- BigBadBlackTyrone 2009-01-21T17:57:46Z says:
  i bet your breathe smelled like your tongue took a mikebeez...
- nonavatarnoobgod 2009-01-21T18:13:17Z says:
  A. I'm your fucking Dad.
  B. Serrano peppers, grown in my garden. ALL GREEN, YELLOW, AND RED.
  
  They pick them while they're green because they taste good then and they're not as hot. They're very hot when fully ripened. We cool now?
- JamesTKirk 2009-01-22T01:56:45Z says:
  Actually, no. Go fuck yourself you douche sludge excrement eater.
- smerf 2009-01-22T02:38:21Z says:
  No, you're still annoying. Again, go fuck yourself, heel-sludge.
Nixon'sGhost 2009-01-21T05:14:58Z says:
More like beef tapestry.
- Rolandofgilead 2009-01-21T07:37:24Z says:
  Yeah, a tapestry under which hundreds of people eat funnel cakes and ride the ferris wheel.
- ClaudeBallz 2009-01-21T20:02:00Z says:
  You mean Beef tapsetry
Agent-G 2009-01-21T05:26:42Z says:
holy fuck! thats the biggest mudflaps I have ever seen
- fatfrank 2009-01-21T14:30:51Z says:
  Piss fenders.
GrimmCucumber 2009-01-21T05:39:18Z says:
when her underwear is on she must have a bigger package than most men with that excess of squish mitten!
- nonavatarnoobgod 2009-01-21T05:52:36Z says:
  Squish mitten? You from fuckin' Portugal or some shit? What the fuck is a squish mitten?
- PatrickBateman 2009-01-21T06:03:58Z says:
  Portugal?
- nonavatarnoobgod 2009-01-21T06:06:25Z says:
  It was the first county I could think of.
- Rolandofgilead 2009-01-21T07:32:08Z says:
  *only
- nonavatarnoobgod 2009-01-21T18:15:53Z says:
  *I suck dick.
flylice 2009-01-21T06:27:29Z says:
the patty is supposed to be IN the hamburger
Asaclark 2009-01-21T07:07:46Z says:
Looks like someone spit chewed up bubble tape in her puss and now shes pulling it out.
-Morph- 2009-01-21T07:26:15Z says:
either that guy asked them to leave his ball sack intact or that chick needs some vagina correction surgery
sabersaw5611 2009-01-21T07:40:45Z says:
when going down on her it must feel like putting a raw steak that has been warmed in the sun and laid across your face. lets just hope it isnt after her period and smells like rotten sun warmed steak with too much zink.

--too much info?
- smerf 2009-01-21T07:50:26Z says:
  Nah, I've earned my red wings already.
- sabersaw5611 2009-01-22T05:53:05Z says:
  yea...but were they B-52 sized wings?
fries-please 2009-01-21T09:59:06Z says:
thats a mans genitalia with the innards removed
- Romeo2000 2009-01-21T14:14:16Z says:
  yes, that or just steroid abuse.
- fatfrank 2009-01-22T03:46:40Z says:
  Your testicles will get back to normal size after you quit juicin' and your body starts making its own testosterone. You also have to take an anti-estrogen so you won't get too much shrinkage or bitch tits.
- HankChinaski 2009-01-22T03:56:52Z says:
  Yiou didn't have any testes to begin with and you kept the bitch tits, didn't you?
- fatfrank 2009-01-22T14:47:30Z says:
  Still have all three testes and no bitch tits.
thecraze 2009-01-21T12:47:13Z says:
That's roast beef.
MMA 2009-01-21T13:07:39Z says:
Looks like roadkill.
cuntscab 2009-01-21T14:33:22Z says:
Those felt underwear look really comfortable.
- PinkStinkWrinkle 2009-01-21T15:08:58Z says:
  haha
ztirffritz 2009-01-21T15:22:41Z says:
Thos look like deflated scrotum sacks.
Mannynub 2009-01-21T18:23:50Z says:
I really want a kebab now.
- MrFugsmucker 2009-01-21T19:27:57Z says:
  Go and get one then, you big fat lazy northern bastard.
- Mannynub 2009-01-21T20:18:50Z says:
  Can't be arsed.
- cheekycov 2009-01-21T20:20:17Z says:
  Or you can always send your whippet
jamiee1869 2009-01-21T20:00:37Z says:
Do you guys think this is real?
- ClaudeBallz 2009-01-21T20:02:17Z says:
  Real disgusting. Yes.
- cheekycov 2009-01-21T20:19:45Z says:
  It must be real, it's on the internet
- 1rish1 2009-01-21T20:35:02Z says:
  It happens to girls that abuse steroids.
- dik 2009-01-21T20:54:22Z says:
  what does this have to do with stereos?
- cheekycov 2009-01-21T23:03:15Z says:
  Shtereoshs?
  
  (Sean Connery Style)
LucesDarkness 2009-01-21T21:22:11Z says:
She's got a bigger bulge than 1rish1.
Soah 2009-01-22T12:31:53Z says:
Fuck tea baggin' she can make you some beef broth.
DevilBlunt1989 2009-02-03T10:53:03Z says:
Oh my god im gona fucken puke her lips r longer then my balls wtf