Wow, patronbitch comes through with another awesome post! Three fat guys that is so fucking funny. Deffinately Mucho material. Keep them coming, patron. I haven't laughed this much in a long time.
Well...it IS funny. Why? Because the ones on the left and right look so proud of themselves and the fact they are gonna die very soon after failed quadruple heart bypasses. Mario really let himself go...work's kinda dried up lately. And the prick on the left just reminds me sooooo much of the average, smarmy, bigotted, redneck, cleanse-all-my-sins-every-sunday-in church cunt that are all too common in the south.
Guy in the middle seems kinda shocked and embarrassed he's not sufficiently bloated and close to cardiac arrest to be a part of the Three Blobketeers possee.
Comments to Beer Guts And Glory
...Wario?
I don't know, I've gotten too lumpy (post-op gall-badder hernia), so these guys look better than I do.
?!?
Your speechless too PussHands? I don't know how I'm gonna be able to keep myself off of you Wario.
I'm also the proud owner of an umbilical hernia. Does that still turn you on, Arch?
I think you'd better start wearing a corset, Wario, all of your internal organs are trying to escape.
haha, I think you're right!
Hey Mucho, are people still coming to this little site?
No.
wtf?! where the hell did you come from?
hell yes
i don't come here anymore
where you been archman?
Things got busy. Just lost touch. I missed you assholes too much so I had to come back. I'm sure I didn't miss anything important.
Oooh yes your did.
*you
Is Irish dead? Because I totally called that if he is.
Nah, he's still kicking. You did miss some shocking stuff, I think. Dik actually got laid.
hey archman, i missed u too
This is a good case for abortion.
No, I think they're all too far along!
There is no such thing
this dudes are just regularly fat
...only regularly fat? So, what are they the rest of the time?
I think the guy on the right looks a little to happy. Is he fingering his asshole?
*too.
Fuck you. I'm not using my normal keyboard right now. It's all ergonomic and shit.
Yeah, everyone was gonna make fun of you for forgeting the o.
Probably not. But these stupid slanty keyboards drive me crazy.
You're in Asian, James?
You know better than that. The wife is though.
Sorry, that was supposed to be "You're in Asia, James?"
I guess it would make more sense if I just asked if the keyboard was Asian, wouldn't it?
no, not really.
I knew what you were talking about smerf, but it doesn't make the joke any funnier
Well, it was supposed to be a dumb joke, so I guess that's ok.
So where's the glory?
Wow, patronbitch comes through with another awesome post! Three fat guys that is so fucking funny. Deffinately Mucho material. Keep them coming, patron. I haven't laughed this much in a long time.
*sniff sniff* Is that... sarcasm I smell?
Its bullshit.
or sperm
fries, the only way he is smelling sperm is if either you are blowing on him, or the wind is blowing back in his face when he exhales.
Well...it IS funny. Why? Because the ones on the left and right look so proud of themselves and the fact they are gonna die very soon after failed quadruple heart bypasses. Mario really let himself go...work's kinda dried up lately. And the prick on the left just reminds me sooooo much of the average, smarmy, bigotted, redneck, cleanse-all-my-sins-every-sunday-in church cunt that are all too common in the south.
Guy in the middle seems kinda shocked and embarrassed he's not sufficiently bloated and close to cardiac arrest to be a part of the Three Blobketeers possee.