why did the two cool beatles have to die.....what the fuck god ...you bastard you leave us with pussy Paul and talentless Ringo thats the biggest dick move since you stole one of our ribs to make women .
You are a fuckin moron Kunt
Though ringo is a decent drummer (ask any real drummer) he wouldnt be missed.Johns solo music was about as good as listening to a coffee grinder.Paul McCartney,while he is old and haggered at this point,was the TRUE talent in that band.Without him,they are opening up for the kinks.
Best English band IMO-Led Zeppelin
Also love the WHo
oh and Discharge
and Technical Itch
Liam Gallagher stayed at my house on New Years. I share a house with Carl Barat from Dirty Pretty Things & he came back around 3ish with some groupies.
No joke dik, I live with Carl. I share a house with two people, Carl and another who will remain nameless (no reason to name him) who works as an accountant. Strange mix but true.
Look at the Dirty Pretty Things website. If you look through their gallery you'll see me in more than a handful of pics. Check through the party ones, I don't really go to his gigs.
A little further detail. I did live the accountant & a surveyor. The surveyor moved to Dubai cos he gets paid looooooooads there & The accountant knows Carl who moved in his place.
Inside information: The Dirty Pretty Things won't be around in 8-9 months.(English ppl, dont tell the newspapers!)
Oranje, I'm pretty sure I speak for everyone when I say that no one gives a shit about what you and the rest of your rotten toothed, tea drinking, faggot assed friends are up to.
I'll have you know, I've been drinking many good beers lately. Lots of high gravity microbrews and Sam Adams seasonals. I do have a cousin with a very "country" name though.
Irish, try and find some people on here who would nominate a faggot like you to be their spokesman.
I challenge you to find 1 person that desperate/stupid/inept, you nob.
(Plus it was a conversation between me and dik. So your "I speak for everyone" queer tripe, was blown out of the water before you even typed the comment)
Couple things...
1. I am a girl.
2. I WAS agreeing with Irish...
3. Yes, I may be a "noob" but you don't have to be a "veteran" post-er on here to know when someone is a douchbag fag fuck. And Oranje, you certainly are the poster child for all swollen, gaping, assholes in my country and YOURS.
Why don't you go shit out that pole that is lodged so deeply up your ass that it is chipping your teeth and comment back when you aren't such a cum-guzzling gutter whore.
OK, Irish you have one useless noob on team queer. Congratulations.
As for you, spit arse. Why don't you just get back to playing doctor with 'uncle dads friend'. Nothing you have to say is worth shit all...unless it is "I've posted a picture of my tits". Comprende? You stupid fucking hick.
Ohhhhhh & you are clearly at the upper most point of razor sharp wit. You're almost a double for Stephen fry, only those damn chomosones sold you short, huh?
Split arse was in reference to you apparently being a woman. You idiot.
I can't be bothered reading this fucking long thread. But generally, I must say I find Oranje usually agreeable, quite intelligent, and one of the few people here I find genuinely acceptable...just needs to ease up on his sycophantism...aside from that...
Okay, so I scrolled up a little...and noticed that Rish is trying to act hardcore again...which is quite difficult to do with a cock in both hands, your mouth and one up the poop-chute. I also note his alcohol bragging thing (and a mention at how he wants men to suck him off under tables).
I'm a Brit too...have great teeth, have drunk alcohol excessively here and across the pond...for many years. In my professional opinion? We in England are a collective nation of alcoholics/borderline alcoholics - so to assume we could be outdrunk under any table is kinda like asserting that Dubya Bush could be outdone in a dumbass challenge.
Well let me say that if you wanna get a good laugh look at the pics of you on myspace. Now thats funny. And know i have no problem with you except that you seem to talk alot of trash concerning americans.
And one more thing i didnt care for about you was you running on last night about adblocker and fucking shit up for the rest of us.
You seem alright if you would just let shit go once in a while
born to love volcanos are dead milkmen lyrics you tool. do you know who they are? google it. man hobbit your in stalker mode tonight. and who gives a fuck about drinking. ive never been drunk in my whole life and i never will. rish gets his bravery from a sixpack
I love to be drunk...yayyy! Beez? I smell a borderline, sanctimonius, religious hypocrite. Afraid of the potential repercussions that might ensue from loss of personal control? hahaha. That's half the fun...and a great way to excuse anything one might do whilst drunk (I jest). And btw...it's a fact that most Americans are in fact quite dumb...or at least ignorant. I should know...I lived there long enough. Alas, I think I was married to the only smart one - coz she got rid of my ass! :-)
And im not trying to offend you,Im just pointing out the fact that all you do is talk shit on here like your some bad ass, but your on myspace putting up MSpaint pics of yourself.Ya real tough guy you are. Go paint some more and fuck off loser
I do question the metal of any 'normal' guy who has never been drunk...unless they are a devout Christain from birth...or a Trappist Monk or some similar shit.
Stop the madness Oranje...this is bordering on primary school.
my brother did hella drugs and shit when i was younger so i havent ever. im not a stereotypical youth. plus you need that friend who is like "dude your not going home with her she is 300lbs" religious? no. that is a good guess tho CHM
I didn't paint the MS pic, nice assumption though. The one in the pic bellow, labelled 'goober' did it. He made the myspace for me too. Don't get me wrong, I was with him whilst he did it (the myspace).
You posted that long dead link in the hope of making fun of me. You failed miserably and even tried to say you don't really have a problem with me.
Is the 'I'm going gym now' thing a euphemism for 'I'm joining Rish in a sperm bath'...coz it seems kinda cut and pasted.
Calm down Oranje...breathe...looking like a noob.
Beez? Respect on your will power dude. Seriously. I guess witnessing what you did would definitely help though. Here in UK we are all so depressed all the time - so we have to drink. But, fuck, I drank too much in US too (and ate Xanax and whatever else like they were Hershey kisses). :-/
Cruel, I can't help it. First, this new bint starts shit with me. Then this hobbit comes out of Irish's closet & starts shit too. A nigga has to put down those who try their luck.
As for drinking, I'm not touching another drop throughout January. Last few times I have been out, I've finished a bottle of Glenlivet before even leaving the house each night. That is just not healthy.
Haha! Yeah, I tried to kill off quite a few million braincells over the Chrimbo period...just to make myself even remotely reachable to the Muchoers here!
Alas, I have no videos of my many and varied US misadventures beezy. Let me assure you that I almost always outdrank my US buddies though, and always outmunched them on the ole classic US prescription meds too. Something to be proud of huh? Contributed to me losing quite possibly the love of my life, and leaving the country I fell in love with too. But, boo-hoo right? Everything happens for a reason, or so I'm told.
The fact remains, I was right, Oranje. I have no idea who the hobbit person is, certainly not from my closet. mikebeez, shut the fuck up. Courage from a 6 pack? What are you even refering to? Go suck a dick faggot.
Actually Rish, being as you're a 60-a-day cocksmoker I don't think anyone here really gives a fuck what you think. And contrary to your hyperbolised 'hahahahas' which merely manifest your barely-latent insecurities, getting any kind of support/approval from me on this site is high praise indeed. For no man is an island - but I remain one here, notwithstanding many peoples' feigned 'hatred' of me and my long-ass posting. The only way I would ever support you is via a tightly-pulled noose around your homo-ass neck. We all joke about the gay thing here, sure. But you? You are actually gay, but not proud of it. Just deal with it already. Nobody cares that you're homosexual...but we do hate your flagranty-tenuous denial of it, and reverse-psychological attempts to project the title on other members, and pseudo-machoism.
Beezy is pretty cool - I respect any man who can go his entire life without the crutch of alcohol or any other aid to make it through. You're a faggot 1rish1. Get over it.
The only way you would ever support me is if I rested my nuts on your chin. beez is a fucking douche bag little kid. His entire life without alcohol? The little cocksucker isn't even old enough to buy alcohol yet.
thank CHM, it seems like when i tell people i dont drink and the reasons why, most of the ignorant people call it gay because it is their crutch to forget about their shitty life and it gives them courage to do things that they could never do sober. like talking to girls, talking shit, being outgoing, etc. but there are always a few cool people who acknowledge how hard it actually is, so thanks for noticing. Rish is most def a closet dick rider, on his pofile they should put a gay slander counter next to his comment counter. im sure it would hit a million in a week.
"How hard it is", hahaha. It isn't hard when you can't buy it and no one likes you enough to get it for you. I don't shoot heroin, but I don't need anyone to acknowledge "how hard thit is". mikebeez, you are a douche bag of the highest caliber.
dude im 23 and you know anyone can get booze from 15 on up. like i said you talk shit because you need alcohol. you need it to be like "i was so wasted last night omg and i did this and that" you are just a statistic. but that was a shitty comeback lets hear another.
mike, I can have fun with or without alcohol. I enjoy it but I can laugh my ass off without it and party without it. I don't need to abstain from it to be an individual like you do, you straightedge faggot. As for the I did this and that bullshit, thats kid stuff, man. When I do stupid shit now I don't feel the need to mention my level of intox.
Irish, I more than welcome mikebeez & cruel into my team, I like them both.
Not to mention the fact that people backing me up in this thread also includes Cheeky, Fugs & Jamiee.
You can revel in your ability to attract the likes of Hobbit & that other noob, whos name I cant remember, & who isn't worth my time scrolling back up the thread to check.
Double or nothing:
I challenge you to find 1 member who doesn't believe you secretly like the cock.
I win again. elchris thinks I open like the cock. Not secretly as your challenge states. I wasn't reveling and it doesn't matter how many people you have backing you. You asked me to find one and I did so.
And mike, fuck off with the whole syereotype thing. In case you haven't noticed that what this place is all about, dumbass. We make racial jokes to Morph and Tyrone. We make Canadian jokes to dik. We tease iranian about fucking goats and people still think Hank is asian because it says "China" in his name. In fact this whole thing started over me making the most obvious British joke ever about their teeth and being faggy.
Actually Oranje...I'm not a member of anyone's team...I'm just me. But on a site where it's so easy to attempt to slam someone like me due to my individualism and unwillingness to sway in whatever direction the wind blows...you have never 'followed the crowd' and I respect that. It has nothing to do with you being a Brit. And regarding Beezy? He deserves respect for resisting the crutch of alcohol or crack, or meth, or heroin, or script meds...or any of the other fucking shit that most of us regularly ply into our systems to try to forget that wherever, and whenever we are...life is actually pretty fucked up, and hard.
Don't attempt to discredit the value of my support to anyone here, or on any issue. In case you haven't noticed, I rarely side with anyone. And I have to say Oranje...fuck you for mentioning a few 'safe option' names, just because you might feel my support of you is controversial and/or not as readily accepted/valued here.
I can argue with you all night if you wish Rish. You're homosexual. Sooo fucking what? Get over it.
How can you seriously go from "I'm not a member of anyones team" to "you might feel my support of you is controversial and/or not as readily accepted/valued here."
Team was used by both me & Irish euthamisticly, in place of support.
You go from having an issue with being part of my 'team' to then having a problem with me naming other people in it?
Why would you assume I give a fuck how your "support of me is controversial and/or not as readily accepted/valued here.", after I just said I would welcome you into my team?
It doesn't matter if hobbit and the other person are American this wasn't about being American it was about being British. I won the double or nothing bet so pay up. Cruel I'm about to go the gym and wrestle with a bunch of grown men. Do you honestly think I care if you call me a homo? Do any of you think you can come up with a gay joke about wrestling that I haven't heard at the gym before?
Yes, Irish, you fucking idiot. If you want it to be about a queer American slagging off the British (which it isn't 'cause you stated with me & my friends), you cant just then exclude the Brits without also excluding the Yanks.
Man. You truly are from the north. Talk about biting the hand that feeds you. I offered you some props when you were floundering like some nervous kid on his first day at school, and you try to put me down? Fuck. Now I know why you fucked that retarded girl - it's what you do...beer played no part.
I'll go back to hating everyone here again now. Bravo. Now you can feel all secure that you are firmly a part of the masses again. You are weak Oranje. Shit. What a letdown.
I think you'll find that what I say, & to whom, all depends on my mood from a day to day basis.
For example, I've had periods or being at 'Mucho war' with Hank. Now things are far from rosy with Irish. As soon as I get bored with that, It'll end, that's just how it works.
It is funny how much of an impact you have on the way I act, especially when you aren't even here that often.
Sorry Oranje, the damage is done. That was just too much of a Freudian slip for you to take back. Interesting. Don't worry though...I clearly impact everyone here...most will just never be prepared to accept that it's very often in a positive way...;-)
Comments to beetles
hooraay my submissions were posted!
and a nice submission.
Man that takes me back, thanks.
More than a decade before MTV they had it totally figured out. These guys are like gods.
lots of bands made promotional videos for songs even before this..there was just no place to see them on a regular basis
lsd is one hell of a drug!
Beetles!? You sir are a fucking retard.
?
o!, i misspelled it hahaha.
retarded or human?...
retarded
or
wrong.
try again.
What´s the difference between a spider and a beetle?
Do you really wanna know?
two legs and two eyes? and hair...
oh and wings
why did the two cool beatles have to die.....what the fuck god ...you bastard you leave us with pussy Paul and talentless Ringo thats the biggest dick move since you stole one of our ribs to make women .
..mysterious ways......
You are a fuckin moron Kunt
Though ringo is a decent drummer (ask any real drummer) he wouldnt be missed.Johns solo music was about as good as listening to a coffee grinder.Paul McCartney,while he is old and haggered at this point,was the TRUE talent in that band.Without him,they are opening up for the kinks.
Best English band IMO-Led Zeppelin
Also love the WHo
oh and Discharge
and Technical Itch
Discharge is good.
at least you could of made em mute ....come on dude.
come on dude, reply
xzekiel cums on dudes...
keep that fantasy of yours to yourself josh
nice comeback? ,no, you fail. please try again.
Yak why do I have 420 for my comment count? you imply that I am some kind of stoner? Or did I really actually have 420 comments!?
Comment Count: 421
NOTHING IMPLIED!
lmao
Haha.
The cops are at your backdoor too.
james has cops at his "backdoor" as we speak
Hehehe :b
Almost as good as Lil Wayne? ;)
Nowhere close! I didn't hear "Maserati pussy poppin on a bridge" ....thats just poetry right there
Never noticed the airplane at 3:94 before~
I enjoyed that...I wish Lennon was still alive
Lennon was a hypocrite
You're a dick
trying to make people bite bootface?
Fine, im a dick..but at least I dont sing about " No possession" from my personal studio in my million dollar apartment.
Still like his music, however.
if you don't understand it it's best to stay out of it
Yoko is pretty talented too, am i right?! cmon
defending john lennon to a an idiot like you would make me an idiot so i won't bother
Haha, that and your already an idiot and you dont have shit to say.
Fuck yoko shes the reason the beatles broke up and John died!
i think you actually bit, dik.
a little haha
dik uses too much teeth
That's gay.
this video made me die a little inside.... but just a little.... theyre not man enough to kill me all the way
whatever you say there ray charles
The famous getaway driver?
"i said left"
Bootface has got a million dollar apartment? - cool.
lennon hung with terrorists.. FACT!
what kind of fucking stupid name is that?^
Pink Floyd is the only band from england that matters.
queen? sex pistols? new model army? could go on nearly endless..
Animals, Relics, Dark side of the moon, The Wall..me too. Ok got me on Queen, but sex pistols dont count with their lack of any real musical talent.
OASIS RULES!!!!
The Pistols were actually one of the more 'musical' of the punk groups, rather than just being thrashy punk.
Liam Gallagher stayed at my house on New Years. I share a house with Carl Barat from Dirty Pretty Things & he came back around 3ish with some groupies.
True story
oranje if there's a joke there i'm not seeing it..
dik jr. bought me the new oasis album for xmas.. i've been a huge fan of theirs since they first started wreaking havoc
if you don't like oasis basically you don't understand anything about music..and are gay
I like Coldplay.
coldplay is a good band. ever listen to kings of leon?
i really do not like coldplay personally
I have a couple songs from Kings of Leon. I heard them on an internet radio station I used to listen to all the time.
I heard Spoon on that station. I thought they were pretty good. Do you know them?
no never heard of them
never heard spoon, but downloading now. kings of leon have a new album out. i love it.
Boy, I haven't listened to that station in a long time. It was pretty good. Lots of new music. It was from Seattle, I think. KEXP. maybe.
My English buddy turned me on to Coldplay, Oasis, and some other English bands.
I haven't downloaded music in a long time.
This was it.
http://kexp.org/
i wish there was an easier way to send christmas presents because i'd send you one hank
Without the Beatles there would be no Pink Floyd.
without the beatles there would be no pink floyd or led zeppelin or goddamned any of the music you noobs listen to today
Without Pink Floyd there would be no walls.
Thanks dik.
Nickleback is a pretty good band too.
again i apologize on canadia's behalf for nickleback...sorry man
if it wasnt for Muddy Waters, there have been a Beatles, Rolling Stones, or any other group of hippy cunts
*wouldnt
No, I was being serious. That song "Rockstar" is awesome. I rock that shit in my truck every day.
Oasis was one of my favorite bands in highschool.
Well, not really. This girl I liked liked them so I listened to it more than I normaly would have, but they're still really good.
lies, you fickin bus toad
Calm down, Tyrone, I like Dre and Snoop too.
You are rocking Nickleback in your truck every day?
You gat a problem with that? At least I don't use an umbrella, you fairy.
Actually, I was kidding about the Nickleback thing. The only reason I even know that song is because they play it on the radio all the fucking time.
No joke dik, I live with Carl. I share a house with two people, Carl and another who will remain nameless (no reason to name him) who works as an accountant. Strange mix but true.
Look at the Dirty Pretty Things website. If you look through their gallery you'll see me in more than a handful of pics. Check through the party ones, I don't really go to his gigs.
the only human being i'd definitelly kill is that fucking nickleback guy
Umbrellas = Cool
Oh, & everyone knows that Coldplay are faggots. Only other faggots like them & their faggoty 'music'.
Fucking morbid shite. If you want a soundtrack to a suicide vid, ANY coldplay toss will work great.
Umbrellas are about as cool as fries-please, enough said.
Hanky whos your English buddy ?
In fact dik, the 3 of us are planning to do the 3 Peak Challenge (climbing the 3 highest mountains in England, Wales & Scotland in 24 hours)Jan 24th.
Well be taking pics, & Ill post one.
that's crazy shit oranje. do you live in manchester?
Nope, South Yorkshire. Carls wiki page says London (this was correct, about 2 months ago). What made you think Manchester?
oasis is from manchester i thought maybe liam would be home for the holidays..incidentally that website gave firefox a rash
A little further detail. I did live the accountant & a surveyor. The surveyor moved to Dubai cos he gets paid looooooooads there & The accountant knows Carl who moved in his place.
Inside information: The Dirty Pretty Things won't be around in 8-9 months.(English ppl, dont tell the newspapers!)
I have noooooooooo idea where Liam was before he came here. It was really fucking late.
I'm going gym now, so you wont get another reply for a few hours.
oh ya?
I've already told the Sun, the Mirror and the Star. They think I'm cool
Brit bands are the best in the world. End of story.
Wasnt the best band ever a Swedish band ?
The Cardigans? Not really
Oranje, I'm pretty sure I speak for everyone when I say that no one gives a shit about what you and the rest of your rotten toothed, tea drinking, faggot assed friends are up to.
No you don't
This from another rotten toothed, tea drinking, faggot.
Git back to them thar hills, banjo boy!
1rish1 lives in the hills with his sister and their children, Bill-Bob, Mary-Sue, Jaylyne, Sherman, Duane, Billy Ray and Waynelle. True story!
silly americans and their one-sided view of us Brits
Silly rednecks and their sibling relationships.
Silly americans and their inability to drink anything stronger than a pissweak rice based beer
I'll have you know, I've been drinking many good beers lately. Lots of high gravity microbrews and Sam Adams seasonals. I do have a cousin with a very "country" name though.
For the record, I bet I could drink any one of you Brit sissys under the table. Where you would then try to blow me.
the smiths for life.
Irish wants to "drink" us under the table? GAY!
I'm past my prime at drinking competitions or i'd take you up on that 1rish
Plus i dont have a passport
Fuck all you dental averse Limey Bastards and the horses you play polo on! You shame the Beatles.
^redneck
Irish, try and find some people on here who would nominate a faggot like you to be their spokesman.
I challenge you to find 1 person that desperate/stupid/inept, you nob.
(Plus it was a conversation between me and dik. So your "I speak for everyone" queer tripe, was blown out of the water before you even typed the comment)
I meant everyone except fries. I wouldn't ever drink with that homo. Fuck you and your passport.
+ shut up you mincing fairy.
Actually 1rish i might take you up on your drinking challenge after all , ive got my passport application right here.
Oranje, I'm sure there are plenty of people who feel the same way as I do. Maybe not on everything but certainly in this instance.
For instance, that CaseyD guy, noob though he is, seems to agree.
Consider your challenge met, faggot.
Is that for an international passport, fries, or just one to let you out of Yorkshire?
He agrees? By typing out that retarded "fuck you Brits" shit, he is agreeing with you?
Typical American (+ queer) attitude. Take something that has fuck all to do with you then interpret as in whatever you way choose.
You-are-retarded!
& why don't you tell us about the time you spoke to a girl, one again.
He also mentioned your nation's poor oral hygiene, as did I.
And "fuck you Brits" is pretty much what I was saying. Typical British attitude. In the face of defeat, deny, deny, deny, the truth.
I'm going gym now, so you wont get another reply for a few hours
Thank fuck for that.
Ballet class is NOT the gym.
Yeah, have fun Nancy.
http://www.muchosucko.com/show/muscular_lady-52402
Perhaps he means 'jim'
The term for what you are doing by insisting that that noob was agreeing with you is 'clutching at straws'.
Should I point out how many people agree with me that Irish is a fag?
Actually agree with me too, not just people who make random comments.
*that´s where irish picks up men*
Anyway, i told you cunts that umbrellas were cool. Hank says so.
Pink floyd was a fuckin brilliant chef.
And if it wasn´t for Stradivari you wouldn´t have any music.
(And england invented him - we deported him)
Wasn't he a pikey?
Couple things...
1. I am a girl.
2. I WAS agreeing with Irish...
3. Yes, I may be a "noob" but you don't have to be a "veteran" post-er on here to know when someone is a douchbag fag fuck. And Oranje, you certainly are the poster child for all swollen, gaping, assholes in my country and YOURS.
Why don't you go shit out that pole that is lodged so deeply up your ass that it is chipping your teeth and comment back when you aren't such a cum-guzzling gutter whore.
OK, Irish you have one useless noob on team queer. Congratulations.
As for you, spit arse. Why don't you just get back to playing doctor with 'uncle dads friend'. Nothing you have to say is worth shit all...unless it is "I've posted a picture of my tits". Comprende? You stupid fucking hick.
CaseyD:
She is no older than 18, ugly, overweight & southern. I know I'm right.
Spit Arse? Really? That's the best insult you can think of?
You fail.
Ohhhhhh & you are clearly at the upper most point of razor sharp wit. You're almost a double for Stephen fry, only those damn chomosones sold you short, huh?
Split arse was in reference to you apparently being a woman. You idiot.
Anyone who does not like Oranjeboom can go here for a good laugh
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=75671422
im with you oranje, 1rish1 just has little dick disorder. plus morrissey is from england and he is one of my idols.
hey hobbit whats your myspace? you should post it too so we can see your many chins
I can't be bothered reading this fucking long thread. But generally, I must say I find Oranje usually agreeable, quite intelligent, and one of the few people here I find genuinely acceptable...just needs to ease up on his sycophantism...aside from that...
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=2365896
Mikebeez says he's
"born to love volcanos"
What a fucking fag
http://www.myspace.com/xxhobbitxx
What's your point exactly? You want to check the last time that one was used? It was a joke whilst living in halls, you moron.
Ha! I agree with CHM
How would that mean anything to people who don't like me?
You have lost me.
Then maybe you should have spelled it SPLIT Arse in the first place and not SPIT Arse.
Casey, if you're worried about grammar and spelling, get lost
~post tits 1st though to appease the beasts
If It was a joke whilst living in halls Oranjeboom, Why get all bent out of shape about it. it was a joke you MORON
tits or gtfo.
And im not on myspace, its called google
You said "Anyone who does not like Oranjeboom can go here for a good laugh" & I don't get it.
Plus, I'd like to know why your knickers are all out of shape. I don't even know who you are. Have I made you cry in the past?
If I have, then good. You're obviously a bitch & now that you have come to my attention, I will treat you as such.
I am just saying... he criticizes my wits and he can't even spell his own insults correctly...
Okay, so I scrolled up a little...and noticed that Rish is trying to act hardcore again...which is quite difficult to do with a cock in both hands, your mouth and one up the poop-chute. I also note his alcohol bragging thing (and a mention at how he wants men to suck him off under tables).
I'm a Brit too...have great teeth, have drunk alcohol excessively here and across the pond...for many years. In my professional opinion? We in England are a collective nation of alcoholics/borderline alcoholics - so to assume we could be outdrunk under any table is kinda like asserting that Dubya Bush could be outdone in a dumbass challenge.
Missing a key has nothing to do with not being able to spell. Just how stupid are you?
You evidently see yourself as a young Rosie O'Donnell, but even she is too smart for you.
Well let me say that if you wanna get a good laugh look at the pics of you on myspace. Now thats funny. And know i have no problem with you except that you seem to talk alot of trash concerning americans.
Generalizing about people's nationality is always kinda silly and I usually take it as joking and poking fun
seems ive put your knickers all in a wad, so ill leave you be to run on with this thread.
The pictures of me are funny?
You mean the pictures that are not there?
You mean the one done in MSpaint?
Christ dude, that is what you call funny???
You were trying to get at me with THAT? hahahaha
http://b3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00711/31/89/711769813_l.jpg
Stupid American!
That is why you have the 'Americans are dumb stereotype', 'cause you are.
And one more thing i didnt care for about you was you running on last night about adblocker and fucking shit up for the rest of us.
You seem alright if you would just let shit go once in a while
born to love volcanos are dead milkmen lyrics you tool. do you know who they are? google it. man hobbit your in stalker mode tonight. and who gives a fuck about drinking. ive never been drunk in my whole life and i never will. rish gets his bravery from a sixpack
hahaha Hobbit. You just outed youself to me as a cunt.
Trying to offend me with a pic from MSpaint, how desperate can someone get.
L-O-S-E-R
That's not an insult to me it just shows your inferior. Jealousy gets you know where.
Youve never been drunk in your life because your a fucking pussy.
How exactly. Explain your logic to us?
Who is jealous, and of what?
I love to be drunk...yayyy! Beez? I smell a borderline, sanctimonius, religious hypocrite. Afraid of the potential repercussions that might ensue from loss of personal control? hahaha. That's half the fun...and a great way to excuse anything one might do whilst drunk (I jest). And btw...it's a fact that most Americans are in fact quite dumb...or at least ignorant. I should know...I lived there long enough. Alas, I think I was married to the only smart one - coz she got rid of my ass! :-)
And im not trying to offend you,Im just pointing out the fact that all you do is talk shit on here like your some bad ass, but your on myspace putting up MSpaint pics of yourself.Ya real tough guy you are. Go paint some more and fuck off loser
I do question the metal of any 'normal' guy who has never been drunk...unless they are a devout Christain from birth...or a Trappist Monk or some similar shit.
Stop the madness Oranje...this is bordering on primary school.
my brother did hella drugs and shit when i was younger so i havent ever. im not a stereotypical youth. plus you need that friend who is like "dude your not going home with her she is 300lbs" religious? no. that is a good guess tho CHM
I'm going gym now, so you wont get another reply for a few hours
*Christian (of course)
I didn't paint the MS pic, nice assumption though. The one in the pic bellow, labelled 'goober' did it. He made the myspace for me too. Don't get me wrong, I was with him whilst he did it (the myspace).
You posted that long dead link in the hope of making fun of me. You failed miserably and even tried to say you don't really have a problem with me.
Faaaaaaaaaaail!
where ya from CHM? sorry if youve only met retards who dont drink
Is the 'I'm going gym now' thing a euphemism for 'I'm joining Rish in a sperm bath'...coz it seems kinda cut and pasted.
Calm down Oranje...breathe...looking like a noob.
Beez? Respect on your will power dude. Seriously. I guess witnessing what you did would definitely help though. Here in UK we are all so depressed all the time - so we have to drink. But, fuck, I drank too much in US too (and ate Xanax and whatever else like they were Hershey kisses). :-/
The 'Im going gym' thing is from when I was talking to dik, & told him I was off for a bit.
I don't quite understand why they keep repeating it. Probably 'cause they are stupid.
lol xanax like candy haha can you post a video of these drunken nights?
Cruel, I can't help it. First, this new bint starts shit with me. Then this hobbit comes out of Irish's closet & starts shit too. A nigga has to put down those who try their luck.
As for drinking, I'm not touching another drop throughout January. Last few times I have been out, I've finished a bottle of Glenlivet before even leaving the house each night. That is just not healthy.
Haha! Yeah, I tried to kill off quite a few million braincells over the Chrimbo period...just to make myself even remotely reachable to the Muchoers here!
Alas, I have no videos of my many and varied US misadventures beezy. Let me assure you that I almost always outdrank my US buddies though, and always outmunched them on the ole classic US prescription meds too. Something to be proud of huh? Contributed to me losing quite possibly the love of my life, and leaving the country I fell in love with too. But, boo-hoo right? Everything happens for a reason, or so I'm told.
The fact remains, I was right, Oranje. I have no idea who the hobbit person is, certainly not from my closet. mikebeez, shut the fuck up. Courage from a 6 pack? What are you even refering to? Go suck a dick faggot.
its minor threat lyrics. have you ever heard of them? i bet you like godsmack bitch
The fact remains, you're gay. You have a noob who is the only person who would back you up.
Me? I have many backing me up in this thread.
Your challenge was to find one. I did so. I win.
Lets see who is backing you. mikebeez and cruelhm, hahahahaha. Thats nothing to brag about, man. mikebeez alone weakens your arguement.
I back Oranje
It was a nice thread about music until...
i liked it
Actually Rish, being as you're a 60-a-day cocksmoker I don't think anyone here really gives a fuck what you think. And contrary to your hyperbolised 'hahahahas' which merely manifest your barely-latent insecurities, getting any kind of support/approval from me on this site is high praise indeed. For no man is an island - but I remain one here, notwithstanding many peoples' feigned 'hatred' of me and my long-ass posting. The only way I would ever support you is via a tightly-pulled noose around your homo-ass neck. We all joke about the gay thing here, sure. But you? You are actually gay, but not proud of it. Just deal with it already. Nobody cares that you're homosexual...but we do hate your flagranty-tenuous denial of it, and reverse-psychological attempts to project the title on other members, and pseudo-machoism.
Beezy is pretty cool - I respect any man who can go his entire life without the crutch of alcohol or any other aid to make it through. You're a faggot 1rish1. Get over it.
The only way you would ever support me is if I rested my nuts on your chin. beez is a fucking douche bag little kid. His entire life without alcohol? The little cocksucker isn't even old enough to buy alcohol yet.
thank CHM, it seems like when i tell people i dont drink and the reasons why, most of the ignorant people call it gay because it is their crutch to forget about their shitty life and it gives them courage to do things that they could never do sober. like talking to girls, talking shit, being outgoing, etc. but there are always a few cool people who acknowledge how hard it actually is, so thanks for noticing. Rish is most def a closet dick rider, on his pofile they should put a gay slander counter next to his comment counter. im sure it would hit a million in a week.
"How hard it is", hahaha. It isn't hard when you can't buy it and no one likes you enough to get it for you. I don't shoot heroin, but I don't need anyone to acknowledge "how hard thit is". mikebeez, you are a douche bag of the highest caliber.
dude im 23 and you know anyone can get booze from 15 on up. like i said you talk shit because you need alcohol. you need it to be like "i was so wasted last night omg and i did this and that" you are just a statistic. but that was a shitty comeback lets hear another.
mike, I can have fun with or without alcohol. I enjoy it but I can laugh my ass off without it and party without it. I don't need to abstain from it to be an individual like you do, you straightedge faggot. As for the I did this and that bullshit, thats kid stuff, man. When I do stupid shit now I don't feel the need to mention my level of intox.
im not straightedge again thanks for the stereotype. i odnt feel like typing anymore, thats cool if you can have a good time without it man. later
what a bunch of fucking losers
Irish, I more than welcome mikebeez & cruel into my team, I like them both.
Not to mention the fact that people backing me up in this thread also includes Cheeky, Fugs & Jamiee.
You can revel in your ability to attract the likes of Hobbit & that other noob, whos name I cant remember, & who isn't worth my time scrolling back up the thread to check.
Double or nothing:
I challenge you to find 1 member who doesn't believe you secretly like the cock.
secretly? the homo shouts it out everyday
not that theres anything wrong with it. you go ahead and love those cocks
^says the biggest cock lover on here
I win again. elchris thinks I open like the cock. Not secretly as your challenge states. I wasn't reveling and it doesn't matter how many people you have backing you. You asked me to find one and I did so.
And cheeky and fugs don't count since the whole thing started over me insulting the British. Of course they are on your side.
For that matter Cruel doesn't count either.
And mike, fuck off with the whole syereotype thing. In case you haven't noticed that what this place is all about, dumbass. We make racial jokes to Morph and Tyrone. We make Canadian jokes to dik. We tease iranian about fucking goats and people still think Hank is asian because it says "China" in his name. In fact this whole thing started over me making the most obvious British joke ever about their teeth and being faggy.
"And cheeky and fugs don't count since the whole thing started over me insulting the British. Of course they are on your side."
Fine, if we're applying logic like that to this, you're back to 0. Hobbit & whatsherface are both spastic Americans too.
The whole things started with you butting in on mine and diks conversation & insulting me and my friends, actually.
Actually Oranje...I'm not a member of anyone's team...I'm just me. But on a site where it's so easy to attempt to slam someone like me due to my individualism and unwillingness to sway in whatever direction the wind blows...you have never 'followed the crowd' and I respect that. It has nothing to do with you being a Brit. And regarding Beezy? He deserves respect for resisting the crutch of alcohol or crack, or meth, or heroin, or script meds...or any of the other fucking shit that most of us regularly ply into our systems to try to forget that wherever, and whenever we are...life is actually pretty fucked up, and hard.
Don't attempt to discredit the value of my support to anyone here, or on any issue. In case you haven't noticed, I rarely side with anyone. And I have to say Oranje...fuck you for mentioning a few 'safe option' names, just because you might feel my support of you is controversial and/or not as readily accepted/valued here.
I can argue with you all night if you wish Rish. You're homosexual. Sooo fucking what? Get over it.
Actually Cruel, I didn't say you were in my team, Irish did. I said I would welcome you into it.
& what the fuck are you talking about, 'safe option' names? I simply said who actually supported me. What the hell is your issue exactly?
How can you seriously go from "I'm not a member of anyones team" to "you might feel my support of you is controversial and/or not as readily accepted/valued here."
?
Do I have to explain this? I can support someone without being a 'member of their team'. Go stand in the corner now.
Team was used by both me & Irish euthamisticly, in place of support.
You go from having an issue with being part of my 'team' to then having a problem with me naming other people in it?
Why would you assume I give a fuck how your "support of me is controversial and/or not as readily accepted/valued here.", after I just said I would welcome you into my team?
It doesn't matter if hobbit and the other person are American this wasn't about being American it was about being British. I won the double or nothing bet so pay up. Cruel I'm about to go the gym and wrestle with a bunch of grown men. Do you honestly think I care if you call me a homo? Do any of you think you can come up with a gay joke about wrestling that I haven't heard at the gym before?
I'm going gym now, so you wont get another reply for a few hours.
I have little interest in your maverick/independent status.
If I agree with someone, I agree with them. If I don't, then I don't. Simple really.
Let's all make beautiful babies. And, it's 'euphemistically' btw. Fucking illiterate northern cunt. ;-)
Yes, Irish, you fucking idiot. If you want it to be about a queer American slagging off the British (which it isn't 'cause you stated with me & my friends), you cant just then exclude the Brits without also excluding the Yanks.
You illogical retard.
Yeah...well....erm....fuck you!
Colour-in the end of your avatar already for fuck's sake.
Spam?
I asked you this before; colour what in?
I didn't make(draw) this avatar.
Haha. Yeah, I know all that. Talk about 101 in how to confuse a northerner.
Southerners just don't make sense.
Only in the American south. In the UK the converse is true. Anyone knows that.
Goodnight.
what are we even talking about now? are we making MS gangs?
Cruel just wants to be my deputy.
I'll probably just make him my assistants assistant, or something.
Just need to ensure he gets a badge.
Now, why did you go and say that you stupid cunt?
What is wrong #3?
Man. You truly are from the north. Talk about biting the hand that feeds you. I offered you some props when you were floundering like some nervous kid on his first day at school, and you try to put me down? Fuck. Now I know why you fucked that retarded girl - it's what you do...beer played no part.
I'll go back to hating everyone here again now. Bravo. Now you can feel all secure that you are firmly a part of the masses again. You are weak Oranje. Shit. What a letdown.
Duuuuuude, you need to relax & learn how to take a joke.
Let's just see how 'independent' and 'free-thinking' you remain here...I think you'll sway in whatever direction seems easiest, and most prevalent.
I think you'll find that what I say, & to whom, all depends on my mood from a day to day basis.
For example, I've had periods or being at 'Mucho war' with Hank. Now things are far from rosy with Irish. As soon as I get bored with that, It'll end, that's just how it works.
It is funny how much of an impact you have on the way I act, especially when you aren't even here that often.
*It is funny how much of an impact you THINK YOU have on the way I act, especially when you aren't even here that often.
Sorry Oranje, the damage is done. That was just too much of a Freudian slip for you to take back. Interesting. Don't worry though...I clearly impact everyone here...most will just never be prepared to accept that it's very often in a positive way...;-)
Without Elvis Presley there would be no English Rock bands. yellow submarine LMAO Yippie
Yay reply failure
Ya well fuck the beetles all the same
without chuck berry there would be no elvis.WHAM
and yet the hamburger munching child molesting fuckwad never played in England
i think its spelt 'Beatles'
Ya well fuck them to.
Beep beep'm beep beep yeah
Coo coo kachoo