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Belgian Blue Cow

Belgian blues are a line of cattle that have been controversially bread over generations to produce extraordinary amounts of meat, they're called "double-muscled". I've never had one but I assume they're delicious, suck it peta.

Belgian Blue Cow

Belgian Blue Cow
Belgian Blue Cow

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Comments to Belgian Blue Cow

  • Nixon'sGhost
    Nixon'sGhost 2008-04-28T04:04:21Z says:

    Let the blue balls comments begin.

    • Archman
      Archman 2008-04-28T04:22:00Z says:

      Seriously guys, that's enough blue ball comments already.

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-04-28T06:47:52Z says:

      If I hear that fuckin "Blue" song one more time...

  • tylerdurden89
    tylerdurden89 2008-04-28T04:04:35Z says:

    I thought this was one of the myostatin deficient animals... like that black dog

  • ramass
    ramass 2008-04-28T04:18:28Z says:

    That's a lot of fucking meat!! Could you imagine all the fish filets and chicken nuggets we can get off that thing,

    • jimijames
      jimijames 2008-04-28T09:59:52Z says:

      ^?

    • -Morph-
      -Morph- 2008-04-28T20:40:31Z says:

      dont worry ramm i got the joke and laughed...

    • HughJanus69
      HughJanus69 2008-04-29T01:41:25Z says:

      Doesn't it have to be funny to be a joke?

    • ramass
      ramass 2008-04-29T02:10:33Z says:

      Where the hell have you been morph? you missed out on a lot of stuff.

    • AntonioMainenti
      AntonioMainenti 2008-04-29T08:34:16Z says:

      oops the 'lol' was supposed to be for ramass!

  • sinnis
    sinnis 2008-04-28T04:19:17Z says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nmkj5gq1cQU&locale=en_US&persist_locale=1
    more on this cow on youtube

    • Archman
      Archman 2008-04-28T04:22:55Z says:

      Your number one news source.

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-04-28T05:26:49Z says:

      Fuck you and your youtube.

    • Best-comment-winner-is...
      Best-comment-winner-is... 2008-04-28T16:52:35Z says:

      YOU tell'em

  • spankyrichards
    spankyrichards 2008-04-28T04:20:27Z says:

    VIC-SIN?

    • Archman
      Archman 2008-04-28T04:23:37Z says:

      No Mucho Sign. It's Fake. Not fooling me this time VicSin.

    • jimijames
      jimijames 2008-04-28T10:00:26Z says:

      lol ooooh you bad bastard

    • Best-comment-winner-is...
      Best-comment-winner-is... 2008-04-28T16:58:52Z says:

      :O

    • Beowulff
      Beowulff 2008-04-28T18:54:57Z says:

      Nah... far too attractive to be VicSin.

  • K-Billy
    K-Billy 2008-04-28T04:27:43Z says:

    ohhh! so that's why girls are getting their tits earlier! Fucking moo cows.

    • Archman
      Archman 2008-04-28T04:34:50Z says:

      That's a Myth.

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2008-04-28T04:41:16Z says:

      this fucking cow was a myth at one time...

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-04-28T05:27:34Z says:

      Except this cow isn't on steroids. It's missing a gene that slows the growth of muscle.

    • ramass
      ramass 2008-04-28T05:57:24Z says:

      *musculs

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-04-28T22:20:32Z says:

      Uh, no. It's spelled muscles. Trust me on this.

    • HughJanus69
      HughJanus69 2008-04-29T01:44:02Z says:

      haha. ramass is mexican he can't spell.

  • drmikescott
    drmikescott 2008-04-28T04:34:55Z says:

    looks like me freshman year at college, only i got more hair

  • Wario7793
    Wario7793 2008-04-28T04:52:50Z says:

    I'm expecting this bull to talk with a deep Austrian accent.

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-04-28T04:54:49Z says:

      We want to PUMP YOU UP.

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-04-28T06:48:59Z says:

      YAH, ZATS IGHT!

    • jimijames
      jimijames 2008-04-28T10:01:56Z says:

      beware of cellar dwellers with deep austrian accents

    • r3db4r0n
      r3db4r0n 2008-04-28T16:47:48Z says:

      "ARNOLD, ARNOLD, ARNOLD"

    • r3db4r0n
      r3db4r0n 2008-04-28T16:48:23Z says:

      shit did I even spell his first name right?

  • yak
    yak 2008-04-28T05:05:09Z says:

    its not the amount of meat that makes a good steak tho.. its the marbling of the fat in the cuts, which is why kobe beef is so fucking expensive ;/

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2008-04-28T05:19:02Z says:

      Its all in the amount of pepper and A1 you can manage to coat it with... and how rare you can make it without getting parasites

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2008-04-28T05:25:35Z says:

      Yak speaks true, so he does..

    • Supraliminal
      Supraliminal 2008-04-28T05:52:23Z says:

      A1 tastes really bad. I had some Peter Luger steak sauce which was pretty damn good.

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-04-28T06:18:29Z says:

      I make a better steak sauce

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-04-28T06:50:32Z says:

      Homemade is always the best, but in a pinch Heinz 57 is my fave. Black Angus is probably the best beef we get around here.

    • yak
      yak 2008-04-28T06:55:07Z says:

      not really a fan of any steak sauces like that on my steak... a nice peppercorn sauce is good, or a cheese sauce is awesome... generally i just prefer mushrooms maybe a red wine reduction or something ;/

    • yak
      yak 2008-04-28T06:59:31Z says:

      on burgers tho.. steaksauce is good :P

    • sir_puffalottabud
      sir_puffalottabud 2008-04-28T11:24:54Z says:

      HP is a good steak sauce

    • parsonm6
      parsonm6 2008-04-28T11:45:50Z says:

      yeah steak sauce is only necessary if you don't know how to barbeque. montreal steak spice is where it's at.

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2008-04-28T14:16:56Z says:

      *rolls eyes*

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-04-28T14:34:22Z says:

      I'm all about the marinade

    • Best-comment-winner-is...
      Best-comment-winner-is... 2008-04-28T16:56:12Z says:

      Sir....I thought they only made good printers

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-04-28T17:08:45Z says:

      HP makes steak sauce? Hell, I thought they just made printers, computers, and ink cartridges.

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2008-04-28T17:28:41Z says:

      A good steak should not require any type of steak sauce. Like Yak said: some mushrooms. That's all.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-04-28T18:48:12Z says:

      Steak, mushrooms, onion rings and a baked potato with sour cream and chives.

    • sir_puffalottabud
      sir_puffalottabud 2008-04-28T23:38:31Z says:

      house of parliment steak sauce

      manfactured by heinz

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2008-04-29T01:01:15Z says:

      The only Heinz I know of is Heinz field.

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-04-29T02:53:22Z says:

      Three rivers was better becuase no one beat them twice in that stadium in the same year. Oh and go JAGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They will win the AFC south this year. They better after all they did this off season

    • sir_puffalottabud
      sir_puffalottabud 2008-04-30T23:15:29Z says:

      you yankees are a dumb lot minus the chosen few

  • Supraliminal
    Supraliminal 2008-04-28T05:16:50Z says:

    They're "bread"? Wtf.
    Anyways, isn't there a way to combine this cow and those super milk producing cows?

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2008-04-28T05:31:31Z says:

      Rye, or wheat?

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-04-28T06:51:01Z says:

      Marble Rye

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2008-04-28T12:07:43Z says:

      Why, do you want a big muscled cow that can drown you in cum?

    • dirtykazakh
      dirtykazakh 2008-04-28T13:01:18Z says:

      lol ^^, well, OBVIOUSLY, cuz superlimb would find it enjoyable...

  • Jeefwee
    Jeefwee 2008-04-28T06:56:01Z says:

    No, they actually breed those types of cows for show.
    And like...
    You would NOT want to eat them because the meat would be very tough.
    Best meat comes from lazy fat cows.
    Kobe beef is a good example.

    • borracho5000
      borracho5000 2008-04-28T08:25:54Z says:

      you are gay

    • jimijames
      jimijames 2008-04-28T10:02:43Z says:

      best meat comes from Vicsin did you say??

    • HughJanus69
      HughJanus69 2008-04-29T01:48:33Z says:

      I actually don't think there's any muscle on her bones at all. Just fat. So much that it is capable of single-handedly supporting her skeletal structure.

  • $nake
    $nake 2008-04-28T07:14:35Z says:

    A cow made of bread certainly is controversial.

  • jocosity1
    jocosity1 2008-04-28T09:39:15Z says:

    That thing would eat you never you eating it.

  • elchris
    elchris 2008-04-28T11:37:31Z says:

    controvertialy? why would that be?there are a few other double muscle bull breeds out there

    • Kojach
      Kojach 2008-04-28T13:44:34Z says:

      people call it an abomination because this is only supposed to happen to cows as a birth defect but theyve been only mating cows that are like this

      basically its just peta cause they hate everything, but fuck em

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-04-28T22:30:57Z says:

      A mutation is only considered a birth defect if it is a significant mental or physical defect. This, however, doesn't really impact the cattle's ability to move, its metabolism or its ability to think

    • HughJanus69
      HughJanus69 2008-04-29T01:49:51Z says:

      Yeah if anything, I wish I were born with this. Some of us have to go to the gym to look fucking jacked. These bastards just have it handed to them, no work.

  • Plantshit
    Plantshit 2008-04-28T15:52:26Z says:

    more meat less suffering

  • toolman961
    toolman961 2008-04-28T17:30:49Z says:

    Who want to eat the oysters?

  • Lucius_Vulpes
    Lucius_Vulpes 2008-04-28T18:37:36Z says:

    Imagine a bullfight with such a sucker. Probably it whill be tyred only from walking into the arena, then again if the toreador dig's it he's shredded to pulp :D

  • dirtykazakh
    dirtykazakh 2008-04-28T18:56:37Z says:

    those pubes sure are a long way away from where they're supposed to be...

    • BigJohnson110
      BigJohnson110 2008-04-29T00:19:05Z says:

      You don't know much about bulls do you. The balls are the dangley bits at the back (which yes does look like where his dick should be) his dick however comes from the middle bit where the 'pubes' are. Think about the height of a cows twat and then you will see why his dick is near the middle of his belly.

    • yak
      yak 2008-04-29T01:38:37Z says:

      thats um... just hair tho actually....

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-04-29T03:58:31Z says:

      I question why he knows that... And he calls Kojach a bullfucker (see his comment below)

  • BigJohnson110
    BigJohnson110 2008-04-29T00:15:55Z says:

    Um... Kojach.. when you say you've "never had one" do you actually go around fucking bulls? you gay fucker... stick to cows, at least they are female!

  • RavagerOfTheAges
    RavagerOfTheAges 2008-04-29T10:51:53Z says:

    the cow looks kinda like a marshmallow

Kojach
posted April 28, 2008

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