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Belgian Blue Cow

Belgian blues are a line of cattle that have been controversially bread over generations to produce extraordinary amounts of meat, they're called "double-muscled". I've never had one but I assume they're delicious, suck it peta.

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Comments to Belgian Blue Cow

  • Nixon

    Let the blue balls comments begin.

    2008-04-28T04:04:21Z
    • White-box
      Archman says:

      Seriously guys, that's enough blue ball comments already.

      2008-04-28T04:22:00Z
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      Mako says:

      If I hear that fuckin "Blue" song one more time...

      2008-04-28T06:47:52Z
  • 48x48

    I thought this was one of the myostatin deficient animals... like that black dog

    2008-04-28T04:04:35Z
  • Images
    ramass says:

    That's a lot of fucking meat!! Could you imagine all the fish filets and chicken nuggets we can get off that thing,

    2008-04-28T04:18:28Z
    • 16x16
      jimijames says:

      ^?

      2008-04-28T09:59:52Z
    • Dragon-avatarsmall
      -Morph- says:

      dont worry ramm i got the joke and laughed...

      2008-04-28T20:40:31Z
    • Goatse

      Doesn't it have to be funny to be a joke?

      2008-04-29T01:41:25Z
    • Images
      ramass says:

      Where the hell have you been morph? you missed out on a lot of stuff.

      2008-04-29T02:10:33Z
    • 16x16

      oops the 'lol' was supposed to be for ramass!

      2008-04-29T08:34:16Z
  • 48x48
    sinnis says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nmkj5gq1cQU&locale=en_US&persist_locale=1
    more on this cow on youtube

    2008-04-28T04:19:17Z
    • White-box
      Archman says:

      Your number one news source.

      2008-04-28T04:22:55Z
    • Smeratar-4-15-2008
      smerf says:

      Fuck you and your youtube.

      2008-04-28T05:26:49Z
    • Pic_16

      YOU tell'em

      2008-04-28T16:52:35Z
  • 793232

    VIC-SIN?

    2008-04-28T04:20:27Z
    • White-box
      Archman says:

      No Mucho Sign. It's Fake. Not fooling me this time VicSin.

      2008-04-28T04:23:37Z
    • 16x16
      jimijames says:

      lol ooooh you bad bastard

      2008-04-28T10:00:26Z
    • Pic_16

      :O

      2008-04-28T16:58:52Z
    • Gmg-com-au-0156
      Beowulff says:

      Nah... far too attractive to be VicSin.

      2008-04-28T18:54:57Z
  • Buddychrist75
    K-Billy says:

    ohhh! so that's why girls are getting their tits earlier! Fucking moo cows.

    2008-04-28T04:27:43Z
    • White-box
      Archman says:

      That's a Myth.

      2008-04-28T04:34:50Z
    • Buddychrist75
      K-Billy says:

      this fucking cow was a myth at one time...

      2008-04-28T04:41:16Z
    • Smeratar-4-15-2008
      smerf says:

      Except this cow isn't on steroids. It's missing a gene that slows the growth of muscle.

      2008-04-28T05:27:34Z
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      ramass says:

      *musculs

      2008-04-28T05:57:24Z
    • Smeratar-4-15-2008
      smerf says:

      Uh, no. It's spelled muscles. Trust me on this.

      2008-04-28T22:20:32Z
    • Goatse

      haha. ramass is mexican he can't spell.

      2008-04-29T01:44:02Z
  • Adogj

    looks like me freshman year at college, only i got more hair

    2008-04-28T04:34:55Z
  • Wario_game_75x75
    Wario7793 says:

    I'm expecting this bull to talk with a deep Austrian accent.

    2008-04-28T04:52:50Z
    • Kirkms
      JamesTKirk says:

      We want to PUMP YOU UP.

      2008-04-28T04:54:49Z
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      Mako says:

      YAH, ZATS IGHT!

      2008-04-28T06:48:59Z
    • 16x16
      jimijames says:

      beware of cellar dwellers with deep austrian accents

      2008-04-28T10:01:56Z
    • Cunt_face
      r3db4r0n says:

      "ARNOLD, ARNOLD, ARNOLD"

      2008-04-28T16:47:48Z
    • Cunt_face
      r3db4r0n says:

      shit did I even spell his first name right?

      2008-04-28T16:48:23Z
  • Yak
    yak says:

    its not the amount of meat that makes a good steak tho.. its the marbling of the fat in the cuts, which is why kobe beef is so fucking expensive ;/

    2008-04-28T05:05:09Z
    • Uber_icon
      Asphalt says:

      Its all in the amount of pepper and A1 you can manage to coat it with... and how rare you can make it without getting parasites

      2008-04-28T05:19:02Z
    • 87

      Yak speaks true, so he does..

      2008-04-28T05:25:35Z
    • Supraliminal_2

      A1 tastes really bad. I had some Peter Luger steak sauce which was pretty damn good.

      2008-04-28T05:52:23Z
    • Fatties
      drumrave says:

      I make a better steak sauce

      2008-04-28T06:18:29Z
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      Mako says:

      Homemade is always the best, but in a pinch Heinz 57 is my fave. Black Angus is probably the best beef we get around here.

      2008-04-28T06:50:32Z
    • Yak
      yak says:

      not really a fan of any steak sauces like that on my steak... a nice peppercorn sauce is good, or a cheese sauce is awesome... generally i just prefer mushrooms maybe a red wine reduction or something ;/

      2008-04-28T06:55:07Z
    • Yak
      yak says:

      on burgers tho.. steaksauce is good :P

      2008-04-28T06:59:31Z
    • Sir_puffalott

      HP is a good steak sauce

      2008-04-28T11:24:54Z
    • 16x16
      parsonm6 says:

      yeah steak sauce is only necessary if you don't know how to barbeque. montreal steak spice is where it's at.

      2008-04-28T11:45:50Z
    • Uber_icon
      Asphalt says:

      *rolls eyes*

      2008-04-28T14:16:56Z
    • Smeratar-4-15-2008
      smerf says:

      I'm all about the marinade

      2008-04-28T14:34:22Z
    • Pic_16

      Sir....I thought they only made good printers

      2008-04-28T16:56:12Z
    • Kirkms
      JamesTKirk says:

      HP makes steak sauce? Hell, I thought they just made printers, computers, and ink cartridges.

      2008-04-28T17:08:45Z
    • Th_143411_frankzappa-sittingontoilet
      toolman961 says:

      A good steak should not require any type of steak sauce. Like Yak said: some mushrooms. That's all.

      2008-04-28T17:28:41Z
    • Not_guilty

      Steak, mushrooms, onion rings and a baked potato with sour cream and chives.

      2008-04-28T18:48:12Z
    • Sir_puffalott

      house of parliment steak sauce

      manfactured by heinz

      2008-04-28T23:38:31Z
    • Th_143411_frankzappa-sittingontoilet
      toolman961 says:

      The only Heinz I know of is Heinz field.

      2008-04-29T01:01:15Z
    • Fatties
      drumrave says:

      Three rivers was better becuase no one beat them twice in that stadium in the same year. Oh and go JAGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They will win the AFC south this year. They better after all they did this off season

      2008-04-29T02:53:22Z
    • Sir_puffalott

      you yankees are a dumb lot minus the chosen few

      2008-04-30T23:15:29Z
  • Supraliminal_2

    They're "bread"? Wtf.
    Anyways, isn't there a way to combine this cow and those super milk producing cows?

    2008-04-28T05:16:50Z
    • 87

      Rye, or wheat?

      2008-04-28T05:31:31Z
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      Mako says:

      Marble Rye

      2008-04-28T06:51:01Z
    • Tinyanusol
      El_Wanko says:

      Why, do you want a big muscled cow that can drown you in cum?

      2008-04-28T12:07:43Z
    • Fat75x75

      lol ^^, well, OBVIOUSLY, cuz superlimb would find it enjoyable...

      2008-04-28T13:01:18Z
  • 48x48
    Jeefwee says:

    No, they actually breed those types of cows for show.
    And like...
    You would NOT want to eat them because the meat would be very tough.
    Best meat comes from lazy fat cows.
    Kobe beef is a good example.

    2008-04-28T06:56:01Z
    • Sjff_03_img1363

      you are gay

      2008-04-28T08:25:54Z
    • 16x16
      jimijames says:

      best meat comes from Vicsin did you say??

      2008-04-28T10:02:43Z
    • Goatse

      I actually don't think there's any muscle on her bones at all. Just fat. So much that it is capable of single-handedly supporting her skeletal structure.

      2008-04-29T01:48:33Z
  • 48x48
    $nake says:

    A cow made of bread certainly is controversial.

    2008-04-28T07:14:35Z
  • Banksy-pulpfiction
    jocosity1 says:

    That thing would eat you never you eating it.

    2008-04-28T09:39:15Z
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    elchris says:

    controvertialy? why would that be?there are a few other double muscle bull breeds out there

    2008-04-28T11:37:31Z
    • Muchoavatar
      Kojach says:

      people call it an abomination because this is only supposed to happen to cows as a birth defect but theyve been only mating cows that are like this

      basically its just peta cause they hate everything, but fuck em

      2008-04-28T13:44:34Z
    • Smeratar-4-15-2008
      smerf says:

      A mutation is only considered a birth defect if it is a significant mental or physical defect. This, however, doesn't really impact the cattle's ability to move, its metabolism or its ability to think

      2008-04-28T22:30:57Z
    • Goatse

      Yeah if anything, I wish I were born with this. Some of us have to go to the gym to look fucking jacked. These bastards just have it handed to them, no work.

      2008-04-29T01:49:51Z
  • 48x48
    Plantshit says:

    more meat less suffering

    2008-04-28T15:52:26Z
  • Th_143411_frankzappa-sittingontoilet
    toolman961 says:

    Who want to eat the oysters?

    2008-04-28T17:30:49Z
  • 48x48

    Imagine a bullfight with such a sucker. Probably it whill be tyred only from walking into the arena, then again if the toreador dig's it he's shredded to pulp :D

    2008-04-28T18:37:36Z
  • Fat75x75

    those pubes sure are a long way away from where they're supposed to be...

    2008-04-28T18:56:37Z
    • Image-1

      You don't know much about bulls do you. The balls are the dangley bits at the back (which yes does look like where his dick should be) his dick however comes from the middle bit where the 'pubes' are. Think about the height of a cows twat and then you will see why his dick is near the middle of his belly.

      2008-04-29T00:19:05Z
    • Yak
      yak says:

      thats um... just hair tho actually....

      2008-04-29T01:38:37Z
    • Smeratar-4-15-2008
      smerf says:

      I question why he knows that... And he calls Kojach a bullfucker (see his comment below)

      2008-04-29T03:58:31Z
  • Image-1

    Um... Kojach.. when you say you've "never had one" do you actually go around fucking bulls? you gay fucker... stick to cows, at least they are female!

    2008-04-29T00:15:55Z
  • Ancient_sumeria-ship

    the cow looks kinda like a marshmallow

    2008-04-29T10:51:53Z
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posted April 28, 2008