Best Book Review EVER!

Comments to Best Book Review EVER!

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  Nixon'sGhost 2009-01-21T05:13:32Z says:

  NICE!!

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    dirtyrottensteve 2009-01-23T03:00:45Z says:

    Blah blah blah, this book is blah blah motherfucking blah. I read, you should too otherwise blah blah mothercunting blah.
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    MisterBanksIII 2009-01-24T00:09:15Z says:

    Read to the end, yo.
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  1rish1 2009-01-21T05:19:17Z says:

  Such is life.
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  drumrave 2009-01-21T05:25:04Z says:

  holy hell that's funny

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    Electrogonnorrhea 2009-01-21T05:58:45Z says:

    There's nothing funny about anal rape unless it involves clowns.
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    TiredGuy 2009-01-21T14:09:19Z says:

    ^ of which you are one
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    Electrogonnorrhea 2009-01-21T17:26:17Z says:

    Wait, the clown or the one being anally raped? Because if it was both, THAT shit would be funny.
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  Oranjeboom 2009-01-21T05:26:12Z says:

  My friend did shit like this with products on Amazon. He got started by mocking some smug cunt who started talking about his 3G phone working in his BMW 5 Series way out of context in his review.

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    JamesTKirk 2009-01-21T05:33:04Z says:

    Somehow that's not as funny.
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    GimmieAFreshie 2009-01-21T07:32:32Z says:

    The Captain says no.
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    sabersaw5611 2009-01-21T07:38:07Z says:

    yup. i dont get it.
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    Oranjeboom 2009-01-21T14:19:47Z says:

    Of course it isn't. I just told you what he did, not what he put.
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  thrax 2009-01-21T06:01:04Z says:

  Internet GOLD!

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    nonavatarnoobgod 2009-01-21T06:07:20Z says:

    That's my avatar motherfucker!^ What the fuck dude?
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    Jib 2009-01-21T08:20:57Z says:

    Thats actually for the tools without avatars. So you must be one.
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    IamTheGreatest 2009-01-21T08:48:26Z says:

    Nothing will get past you jib... nothing.
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    DejaVu 2009-01-21T16:32:39Z says:

    i could fix both of them if i actually cared enough to bother...
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    nonavatarnoobgod 2009-01-21T17:02:34Z says:

    Yeah, please don't. I'll get my own avatar.
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    nonavatarnoobgod 2009-01-21T17:02:53Z says:

    No need for threats.
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    Hogmaster 2009-01-21T23:07:19Z says:

    cant change my avatar, it rocks!
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  Wook-Face 2009-01-21T06:30:29Z says:

  Still the best thing i have heard come out of the secret so far.
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  Rolandofgilead 2009-01-21T06:55:02Z says:

  It would have been cooler if he stole the wardens shoes, escaped through the sewer, and made a black guy refinish his boat.

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    AGENToo8 2009-01-21T08:16:18Z says:

    shut the fuck up you cum-faced bitch*
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    losingxlucidity 2009-01-21T08:31:15Z says:

    I see your spicing up your line...Good thing too, you were starting to get redundant.

    *oh wait*
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    dik 2009-01-21T08:40:03Z says:

    you are a 13 year old...fuck off
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    Mannynub 2009-01-21T18:40:05Z says:

    *me
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    HerbyVerstinks 2009-01-21T19:39:56Z says:

    funny..rog
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  arkanon 2009-01-21T08:45:09Z says:

  lmfao, thats awesome.
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  judar 2009-01-21T08:56:01Z says:

  Wall of Text for the win.
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  BigDumbHippy 2009-01-21T08:57:57Z says:

  Jim norton lol
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  Adalwolf 2009-01-21T10:58:06Z says:

  Yep, that made me lol.
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  ClaudeBallz 2009-01-21T20:00:42Z says:

  <Stopped reading at "Customer"

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    smerf 2009-01-22T04:38:31Z says:

    Synopsis: Man gets sent to federal prison for being an idiot. Get threatened with prison rape. His cell-mate gives him a book to read. In chapter 6, he finds out there is a shiv in the book (like I said, he's an idiot) and uses it to shank the guy who was going to rape him, then spends a lot of time in solitary.
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    ClaudeBallz 2009-01-22T23:09:24Z says:

    <Stopped reading at "Synopsis"

    -Hey look! A Butterfly!
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  SteeLxLiver 2009-01-22T09:38:53Z says:

  I looked the guy up on Amazon.com... He's actually got some other funny reviews...