Best Magic Trick?

Comments to Best Magic Trick?

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  supernova 2007-06-22T04:06:01Z says:

  Well, Fuck a duck, I thought he'd make it...

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    coupland 2007-06-22T04:11:29Z says:

    maybe that's what his act shoulda been. *i* woulda voted for him.
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    Fishhawk 2007-06-22T12:18:24Z says:

    Yeah. What would be so funny about it if two didn't show up?
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    BrownBeast 2007-06-22T21:33:10Z says:

    Oops. He accidentally brought the "Duck Duplicator" instead of the "Duck Transporter"
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  DickNixonJr 2007-06-22T04:09:00Z says:

  he got served.
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  SwissFandango 2007-06-22T04:36:47Z says:

  What a Wanka
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  Apathy 2007-06-22T04:38:48Z says:

  Pffft...Amature. Never trust a duck. Give them a little stage time and they either steal the show or ruin your career. Either way, this guy's fucked.

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    insomniac87 2007-06-22T05:58:41Z says:

    Since you're on here, I'm guessing the latter?
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    Apathy 2007-06-22T06:03:53Z says:

    I do make a terrific duck l'orange.
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    slimfan 2007-06-22T09:47:19Z says:

    duck A l'orange
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    Mothh 2007-06-22T09:57:30Z says:

    At Subway, ducks eat for free.
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    K-Billy 2007-06-22T18:58:08Z says:

    i'll take a club then!
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    SpankysQuest 2007-06-22T22:03:54Z says:

    yeah, and all Reese's belong to Reese.
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  BlackOsprey 2007-06-22T04:40:08Z says:

  dumbass.
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  jqh88 2007-06-22T05:35:21Z says:

  But of course there are two ducks. One is the present duck, and one is the duck that he sent one second into the future, which we see because one second has passed. Thank goodness the ducks didn't touch, otherwise the universe would have collapsed. It's brilliant, you guys just can't appreciate temporal physics.

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    yak 2007-06-22T07:41:19Z says:

    i watched the prestige enough to know that if that one duck wouldnt have escaped it would have been crushed.
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  Archman 2007-06-22T05:50:57Z says:

  Best part was the guy's voice at the end. Swallow already asshole.
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  JimPanse 2007-06-22T13:23:12Z says:

  I hoped this was about some kind of duck cannon but no it was soooo lame (even if it had functioned).
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  copilot 2007-06-22T15:08:12Z says:

  i bet this guy had some wonderful duck stew before he shot himself in the head...
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  para-bellum 2007-06-22T16:05:48Z says:

  He (obviously) appearen on Britain's Got Talent. What I'd like yo know is who the fuck told him he should go for it (aside from his well-meaning mother and drunken piss-taking regulars in the pub he frequents)?
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  para-bellum 2007-06-22T16:07:16Z says:

  ^appeared, also scratch yo and replace with to et voila, c'est correctment.
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  dik 2007-06-22T17:24:14Z says:

  shit man does yak just go to ebaums and download er wat?
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  pirate 2007-06-22T18:34:12Z says:

  ay was expectin' at least feathers from th' cannon.
  ...think he's got AFLAC? (ok, SOMEone was bound t' say, it, eh?)
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  para-bellum 2007-06-22T20:46:53Z says:

  He should get sued for 'using explosives in an attempt to deafen a duck". Or for simply being a shit performer.
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  El_Wanko 2007-06-22T23:28:46Z says:

  If he was smart he would have spun it into a comedy act.

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    para-bellum 2007-06-23T01:31:08Z says:

    Tommy Cooper made a career out of that.
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    MrFugsmucker 2007-06-23T01:32:36Z says:

    He can't because the late, great Tommy Cooper already did that.