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Best New Group in Japan

Seriously, this group won the best new group competition they had on tv New Years Eve. Hahahahahahahahah

Best New Group in Japan

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Comments to Best New Group in Japan

  • yourname
    yourname 2008-01-03T05:26:36Z says:

    whay dont they speak fuckin english..

    • yourname
      yourname 2008-01-03T05:28:30Z says:

      "why" not Whay..god i am fuckin cocked

    • kio
      kio 2008-01-03T11:21:36Z says:

      as in your bum?

    • Beowulff
      Beowulff 2008-01-03T19:35:53Z says:

      It's the Spice Girls with epicanthal folds!!!

    • spankbot
      spankbot 2008-01-04T09:26:49Z says:

      Anyone ever noticed that Japanese girls don't know how to dance.

    • spankbot
      spankbot 2008-01-04T09:28:44Z says:

      Also, why do they always have bad teeth too? Is it because of nationalized medicine, like English people?

  • Wario7793
    Wario7793 2008-01-03T05:40:16Z says:

    Ok, Hank, what are they singing about? Without a translation, it might as well be high-speed elevator music to those of us who don't speak Japanese...

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-01-03T07:56:26Z says:

      It doesn't really matter what they are saying. The point is that this is the best Japan has to offer. This cotton candy, bubble gum, pop sugar shite is their best.

      It's just so fucking pathetic.

    • UshutfaceNow
      UshutfaceNow 2008-01-03T09:18:47Z says:

      (not related to the above vid) Have you seen Melt Banana there, Hank? There's some great underground Japanese bands, I've only seen the ones that have toured through CA.

    • TheTruth
      TheTruth 2008-01-03T10:45:01Z says:

      what about that asian pop singer named coco

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-01-03T13:40:58Z says:

      This made me want to kill myself.

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2008-01-03T22:31:54Z says:

      "Poke in the eye and have a nice day"?

  • morphine
    morphine 2008-01-03T06:22:56Z says:

    I think I have a crush on the one with the slanty eyes.

    • HarryTipper
      HarryTipper 2008-01-03T06:36:20Z says:

      You mean the one with the crooked
      teeth, right?

    • SpankysQuest
      SpankysQuest 2008-01-03T06:37:08Z says:

      i think i have a crush on the one with crooked teeth.

    • Barlow
      Barlow 2008-01-03T10:29:48Z says:

      I have a crush on the one whose chest isn't shaped like a cereal box. I like my 13 year olds stacked.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-01-03T17:23:31Z says:

      They are all flat as cereal boxes.

    • Barlow
      Barlow 2008-01-03T22:31:58Z says:

      Really? Maybe it's because that was the fucking joke.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-01-04T05:27:02Z says:

      Hahahahahaha. Woo hoo. That was a good one.

  • Stallan
    Stallan 2008-01-03T06:35:32Z says:

    i'd fuck them all

    • Archman
      Archman 2008-01-03T06:39:10Z says:

      You'd go to jail. No way all of them are over 13.

    • Stallan
      Stallan 2008-01-03T07:01:52Z says:

      Hank, what age does sex become consentual in Japan?

    • Archman
      Archman 2008-01-03T07:14:29Z says:

      It's 13 asshole. I don't have to live in England to tell you they talk funny.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-01-03T08:00:54Z says:

      Japan
      The National age of consent in Japan is 13 for both females and males, as specified by the Japanese Penal Code Articles 176 and 177. There are no sodomy laws. However, most prefectures have ordinances that prohibit "immoral sexual acts" with minors. The phrase "Immoral sexual acts" is not strictly defined. It is mainly used to prevent minors from engaging in quasi prostitution (e.g. Enjo kōsai). It is unclear if the translated term "minors" refers to children (defined as those aged under 18) or to those who have not reached maturity (defined as those under 20).

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_consent_in_Asia#Japan

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-01-03T08:03:05Z says:

      ^That's pretty funny. The national law says 13, but the individual prefectures created their own laws, BECAUSE SO MANY TEENAGE GIRLS WERE SELLING THEIR PUSSIES FOR LOUIS VUITTON BAGS. Haha

    • Apathy
      Apathy 2008-01-03T08:07:55Z says:

      If I had a pussy, I'd be rich.

    • StrainsHardOnTheCan
      StrainsHardOnTheCan 2008-01-03T08:15:03Z says:

      If you had a pussy, you'd have a yeast infection.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-01-03T08:16:47Z says:

      Hahaha

    • dik
      dik 2008-01-03T08:16:54Z says:

      if he had a pussy he'd be less apathetic

    • Barlow
      Barlow 2008-01-03T10:31:37Z says:

      If I had a pussy... I'd be quick_draw.

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-01-03T13:41:46Z says:

      If I had....oh.

    • Archman
      Archman 2008-01-03T21:56:20Z says:

      How is it by the way jamiee?

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2008-01-04T03:45:50Z says:

      i totally agree with stallan, though they're all thin as shit..

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2008-01-04T03:46:11Z says:

      they're just unimaginably cute.

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-01-04T04:24:57Z says:

      Quite lovely, Arch.

    • Archman
      Archman 2008-01-04T05:00:13Z says:

      Sooooooooooooo Good to hear it.

  • SpankysQuest
    SpankysQuest 2008-01-03T06:36:36Z says:

    i thought america was the leader of vomit-inducing music... but then japan always comes along and kicks it up a notch.

  • HarryTipper
    HarryTipper 2008-01-03T06:36:56Z says:

    How old are they 18?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-01-03T08:05:28Z says:

      11-16. It seems.

      http://wiki.theppn.org/C-ute

    • Barlow
      Barlow 2008-01-03T10:34:20Z says:

      My brother was on tv as a little kid doing bubblegum shit like this. Makes me sick. The kids think it will be fun at first. After a week, they hate it, but the parents force them to do it.

  • Archman
    Archman 2008-01-03T06:40:55Z says:

    I think I see why they won now. Japanese people are even more obsessed with youth than America.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-01-03T08:06:02Z says:

      Much more, I'd say.

    • Archman
      Archman 2008-01-03T21:57:38Z says:

      Don't kid yourself, Japan is just less secretive about it.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-01-03T22:01:38Z says:

      Who's kidding who?

    • Archman
      Archman 2008-01-03T22:54:41Z says:

      There is no kidding, we are both awesome.

  • toast
    toast 2008-01-03T06:54:45Z says:

    id love to see this vid put to some death metal.

  • redskull247
    redskull247 2008-01-03T07:18:12Z says:

    let me translate for all you losers " want cock and we need a green cards "cuz im turning jap jap jap japanezo

    • BigJohnson110
      BigJohnson110 2008-01-03T09:44:53Z says:

      Seems more like an advertisement for a Japanese fried chicken restaurant chain or a take-off of KFC with their little wings flapping.

    • Barlow
      Barlow 2008-01-03T10:35:26Z says:

      Perhaps you've been smoking too much ganja mate.

  • kio
    kio 2008-01-03T11:27:34Z says:

    is it bad i got a woodie?

    ps ima downloading this song

  • Hoodrunner
    Hoodrunner 2008-01-03T12:35:50Z says:

    it's always satisfying to see real talent still exists...even if it's in japan

  • mybrainquit
    mybrainquit 2008-01-03T12:59:08Z says:

    THE HORROR THE HORROR!!!!!!!!

  • BraveSamuel
    BraveSamuel 2008-01-03T18:11:02Z says:

    anyone who didn't jack it to that vid is a fucking faggot. great entertainment. A++. This is everything a music video should be.

  • SilverBox
    SilverBox 2008-01-03T18:36:45Z says:

    this isnt the best it has to offer, as for it being the "top" band, i doubt that, more than likely its top in "jpop" catagory or withing the preadolescence of japan because i have never heard this shit on the radio and i live in japan, and how old are some of these girls? they look like they could be 11. saying this is the best japan has to offer is like saying N'sync was the best america had to offer.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-01-03T19:03:46Z says:

      They did win. I watched it on tv.

  • Bootface
    Bootface 2008-01-03T20:10:25Z says:

    I got 2 years 2 months left in this stupid country, I wanna see a japanese death metal band with a jpop singer at least once before then.

  • ClaudeBallz
    ClaudeBallz 2008-01-03T22:33:36Z says:

    *embarrassingly slinks away with a boner*

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-01-03T22:43:00Z says:

      Hey, let go of my boner!



      oddball

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2008-01-03T23:58:44Z says:

      And I thought *I* should be embarrassed!

  • thelordofcheese
    thelordofcheese 2008-01-04T00:36:54Z says:

    Just wait until one of them quits "CHAM!" And, ya, they are all future rape victims, porn stars and junkies.

  • BraveSamuel
    BraveSamuel 2008-01-04T00:40:48Z says:

    for everyone curious about their ages
    the oldest is
    # Name: Umeda Erika (梅田えりか)
    # Birth Date: 1991-05-24

    the youngest and hottest is
    # Name Hagiwara Mai (萩原舞)
    # Birth Date: 1996-02-07

    • TheTruth
      TheTruth 2008-01-04T02:36:31Z says:

      as long as they swallow thats all that matters and I'm sure they do

    • BraveSamuel
      BraveSamuel 2008-01-04T15:38:36Z says:

      that's the truth

    • Beowulff
      Beowulff 2008-01-04T17:36:28Z says:

      If they're old enough to bleed, they're old enough to butcher.

  • Mannynub
    Mannynub 2008-01-04T00:59:08Z says:

    Wtf is this? Japanese vid on MS and there is no puke, shit, piss, sharking, bukakke, tentacles or anything else like that :\ Incidentally, each and every one of them is so worth a life sentence.

  • Victorious
    Victorious 2008-01-04T03:44:52Z says:

    i-i think i'm dying, guys.. all the blood has run to me penis-krrrgg!!
    ooh! *deathrattle*

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2008-01-04T03:45:17Z says:

      R.I.P. Vic and Morph

    • -Morph-
      -Morph- 2008-01-04T04:57:33Z says:

      ::twitch::


      my asian sense is tingling...

  • K-Billy
    K-Billy 2008-01-04T04:55:19Z says:

    starting at 0:51 is the reaction sequence when they saw my massive dick swinging in front of them

  • -Morph-
    -Morph- 2008-01-04T04:57:52Z says:

    ...






    ::explodes::

  • -Morph-
    -Morph- 2008-01-04T04:59:13Z says:

    the tall one... with the short hair...



    Perfection

    • Jinxified
      Jinxified 2008-01-04T13:23:45Z says:

      my fav too, and the one with the mature voice with the clip, shoulder length hair<3

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2008-01-04T20:47:38Z says:

      the three older looking ones.

  • Jinxified
    Jinxified 2008-01-04T13:23:09Z says:

    i really enjoyed that except i havea feelin there all under 17...

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-01-04T13:31:53Z says:

      11-16.
      http://wiki.theppn.org/C-ute

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2008-01-04T20:49:53Z says:

      i'd do 4 of them.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2008-01-04T20:50:07Z says:

      ah who am i kidding, i'd do em all in time.

  • HankChinaski
    HankChinaski 2008-01-04T13:42:28Z says:

    It's funny. If you listen to it with the sound off, at the end when they aren't singing, they are all nodding their heads 'yes'. What do you suppose that means?

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2008-01-04T20:48:09Z says:

      they want me to put it in them.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-01-05T08:19:59Z says:

      That's what I thought.

HankChinaski
posted January 03, 2008