It doesn't really matter what they are saying. The point is that this is the best Japan has to offer. This cotton candy, bubble gum, pop sugar shite is their best.
(not related to the above vid) Have you seen Melt Banana there, Hank? There's some great underground Japanese bands, I've only seen the ones that have toured through CA.
Japan
The National age of consent in Japan is 13 for both females and males, as specified by the Japanese Penal Code Articles 176 and 177. There are no sodomy laws. However, most prefectures have ordinances that prohibit "immoral sexual acts" with minors. The phrase "Immoral sexual acts" is not strictly defined. It is mainly used to prevent minors from engaging in quasi prostitution (e.g. Enjo kÅsai). It is unclear if the translated term "minors" refers to children (defined as those aged under 18) or to those who have not reached maturity (defined as those under 20).
^That's pretty funny. The national law says 13, but the individual prefectures created their own laws, BECAUSE SO MANY TEENAGE GIRLS WERE SELLING THEIR PUSSIES FOR LOUIS VUITTON BAGS. Haha
My brother was on tv as a little kid doing bubblegum shit like this. Makes me sick. The kids think it will be fun at first. After a week, they hate it, but the parents force them to do it.
this isnt the best it has to offer, as for it being the "top" band, i doubt that, more than likely its top in "jpop" catagory or withing the preadolescence of japan because i have never heard this shit on the radio and i live in japan, and how old are some of these girls? they look like they could be 11. saying this is the best japan has to offer is like saying N'sync was the best america had to offer.
Wtf is this? Japanese vid on MS and there is no puke, shit, piss, sharking, bukakke, tentacles or anything else like that :\ Incidentally, each and every one of them is so worth a life sentence.
It's funny. If you listen to it with the sound off, at the end when they aren't singing, they are all nodding their heads 'yes'. What do you suppose that means?
Comments to Best New Group in Japan
whay dont they speak fuckin english..
"why" not Whay..god i am fuckin cocked
as in your bum?
It's the Spice Girls with epicanthal folds!!!
Anyone ever noticed that Japanese girls don't know how to dance.
Also, why do they always have bad teeth too? Is it because of nationalized medicine, like English people?
Ok, Hank, what are they singing about? Without a translation, it might as well be high-speed elevator music to those of us who don't speak Japanese...
It doesn't really matter what they are saying. The point is that this is the best Japan has to offer. This cotton candy, bubble gum, pop sugar shite is their best.
It's just so fucking pathetic.
(not related to the above vid) Have you seen Melt Banana there, Hank? There's some great underground Japanese bands, I've only seen the ones that have toured through CA.
what about that asian pop singer named coco
This made me want to kill myself.
"Poke in the eye and have a nice day"?
I think I have a crush on the one with the slanty eyes.
You mean the one with the crooked
teeth, right?
i think i have a crush on the one with crooked teeth.
I have a crush on the one whose chest isn't shaped like a cereal box. I like my 13 year olds stacked.
They are all flat as cereal boxes.
Really? Maybe it's because that was the fucking joke.
Hahahahahaha. Woo hoo. That was a good one.
i'd fuck them all
You'd go to jail. No way all of them are over 13.
Hank, what age does sex become consentual in Japan?
It's 13 asshole. I don't have to live in England to tell you they talk funny.
Japan
The National age of consent in Japan is 13 for both females and males, as specified by the Japanese Penal Code Articles 176 and 177. There are no sodomy laws. However, most prefectures have ordinances that prohibit "immoral sexual acts" with minors. The phrase "Immoral sexual acts" is not strictly defined. It is mainly used to prevent minors from engaging in quasi prostitution (e.g. Enjo kÅsai). It is unclear if the translated term "minors" refers to children (defined as those aged under 18) or to those who have not reached maturity (defined as those under 20).
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_consent_in_Asia#Japan
^That's pretty funny. The national law says 13, but the individual prefectures created their own laws, BECAUSE SO MANY TEENAGE GIRLS WERE SELLING THEIR PUSSIES FOR LOUIS VUITTON BAGS. Haha
If I had a pussy, I'd be rich.
If you had a pussy, you'd have a yeast infection.
Hahaha
if he had a pussy he'd be less apathetic
If I had a pussy... I'd be quick_draw.
If I had....oh.
How is it by the way jamiee?
i totally agree with stallan, though they're all thin as shit..
they're just unimaginably cute.
Quite lovely, Arch.
Sooooooooooooo Good to hear it.
i thought america was the leader of vomit-inducing music... but then japan always comes along and kicks it up a notch.
How old are they 18?
11-16. It seems.
http://wiki.theppn.org/C-ute
My brother was on tv as a little kid doing bubblegum shit like this. Makes me sick. The kids think it will be fun at first. After a week, they hate it, but the parents force them to do it.
I think I see why they won now. Japanese people are even more obsessed with youth than America.
Much more, I'd say.
Don't kid yourself, Japan is just less secretive about it.
Who's kidding who?
There is no kidding, we are both awesome.
id love to see this vid put to some death metal.
let me translate for all you losers " want cock and we need a green cards "cuz im turning jap jap jap japanezo
Seems more like an advertisement for a Japanese fried chicken restaurant chain or a take-off of KFC with their little wings flapping.
Perhaps you've been smoking too much ganja mate.
is it bad i got a woodie?
ps ima downloading this song
it's always satisfying to see real talent still exists...even if it's in japan
THE HORROR THE HORROR!!!!!!!!
anyone who didn't jack it to that vid is a fucking faggot. great entertainment. A++. This is everything a music video should be.
this isnt the best it has to offer, as for it being the "top" band, i doubt that, more than likely its top in "jpop" catagory or withing the preadolescence of japan because i have never heard this shit on the radio and i live in japan, and how old are some of these girls? they look like they could be 11. saying this is the best japan has to offer is like saying N'sync was the best america had to offer.
They did win. I watched it on tv.
I got 2 years 2 months left in this stupid country, I wanna see a japanese death metal band with a jpop singer at least once before then.
*embarrassingly slinks away with a boner*
Hey, let go of my boner!
oddball
And I thought *I* should be embarrassed!
Just wait until one of them quits "CHAM!" And, ya, they are all future rape victims, porn stars and junkies.
for everyone curious about their ages
the oldest is
# Name: Umeda Erika (æ¢ ç°ããã)
# Birth Date: 1991-05-24
the youngest and hottest is
# Name Hagiwara Mai (è©åè)
# Birth Date: 1996-02-07
as long as they swallow thats all that matters and I'm sure they do
that's the truth
If they're old enough to bleed, they're old enough to butcher.
Wtf is this? Japanese vid on MS and there is no puke, shit, piss, sharking, bukakke, tentacles or anything else like that :\ Incidentally, each and every one of them is so worth a life sentence.
i-i think i'm dying, guys.. all the blood has run to me penis-krrrgg!!
ooh! *deathrattle*
R.I.P. Vic and Morph
::twitch::
my asian sense is tingling...
starting at 0:51 is the reaction sequence when they saw my massive dick swinging in front of them
...
::explodes::
Your welcome.
the tall one... with the short hair...
Perfection
my fav too, and the one with the mature voice with the clip, shoulder length hair<3
the three older looking ones.
i really enjoyed that except i havea feelin there all under 17...
11-16.
http://wiki.theppn.org/C-ute
i'd do 4 of them.
ah who am i kidding, i'd do em all in time.
It's funny. If you listen to it with the sound off, at the end when they aren't singing, they are all nodding their heads 'yes'. What do you suppose that means?
they want me to put it in them.
That's what I thought.