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Beware Children at Play

Do you ever masturbate to the thoughts of killing a child? Well heres the porn you've long been waiting for.

Beware Children at Play

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Comments to Beware Children at Play

  • troutpotato
    troutpotato 2008-02-02T05:09:53Z says:

    ???
    This gets my vote for worst special effects of all time!

    • HiSociety
      HiSociety 2008-02-02T08:27:52Z says:

      all those were real murders, youve just been desensitized by the internet.

    • master-zebulon
      master-zebulon 2008-02-02T09:25:29Z says:

      well, that's one way to control population. kill all the damn kids.

    • BigBadBlackTyrone
      BigBadBlackTyrone 2008-02-02T11:36:41Z says:

      tyrone thought this was a babysitting commercial for monster.com

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-02-02T11:40:00Z says:

      tyrone needs to get off the internets and get a job.

    • BigBadBlackTyrone
      BigBadBlackTyrone 2008-02-02T11:50:34Z says:

      ... says the other jobless jackass on the internet

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-02-02T15:01:04Z says:

      That means you've just called yourself a jobless jackass too.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-02-02T15:15:33Z says:

      Everybody already knew it anyway.

    • BigBadBlackTyrone
      BigBadBlackTyrone 2008-02-03T11:04:29Z says:

      durrrr

  • ClaudeBallz
    ClaudeBallz 2008-02-02T05:09:55Z says:

    How many times is that fat mexican kid going to get killed?

    • Agent-G
      Agent-G 2008-02-02T07:02:13Z says:

      hey that mexi was taking it like a champ

    • BraveSamuel
      BraveSamuel 2008-02-02T15:19:11Z says:

      ha ha i was thinking the same thing, but then i considered, maybe it was several mexican kids, but the production budget only allowed for the one tattered shirt.

    • Ancoron
      Ancoron 2008-02-02T17:30:12Z says:

      He inserted a coin and was able to respawn. But this death-match goes to the adults, clearly.

  • Asphalt
    Asphalt 2008-02-02T05:12:58Z says:

    I bet this is going to be the next big thing in China to keep the population down

    • Twisted1
      Twisted1 2008-02-02T08:57:40Z says:

      Make sure you tell Africa while your at it.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-02-02T15:15:59Z says:

      They already have Aids.

    • Twisted1
      Twisted1 2008-02-02T17:25:33Z says:

      Yeah,I know but it takes too damn long. Instant gratification is my motto.

  • CervicalCancer
    CervicalCancer 2008-02-02T05:13:27Z says:

    Somebody please tell me what movie this is from.

    • keefbox
      keefbox 2008-02-02T05:18:20Z says:

      Home Alone 5...

    • troutpotato
      troutpotato 2008-02-02T05:21:01Z says:

      Ah yes, Home Alone 5:Die Kevin, Die

    • chaps
      chaps 2008-02-02T08:26:04Z says:

      http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112492/
      same as title

  • PookNasty
    PookNasty 2008-02-02T05:38:26Z says:

    ok Chaps, what's up with the gay ass explanation to this video. Did you think that explanation would make you cool in the minds of the delinquents of muchosucko?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-02-02T15:18:18Z says:

      Anybody that says 'Chaps' needs to get slapped in his fat ass with a thousand tacks.

    • PookNasty
      PookNasty 2008-02-02T21:34:07Z says:

      Nice try dumbass, you just got owned by me. The submitter of the video's name is chaps.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-02-02T21:38:58Z says:

      Me getting owned by you is an impossibility.

    • Mucho_Kid
      Mucho_Kid 2008-02-02T23:48:44Z says:

      Pooky 1
      Hank -4651308746213214987943216574.EEEEEE^321547464132447463154761EEEEE415421654

    • chaps
      chaps 2008-02-03T06:54:39Z says:

      yes, my goal in life is to be highly esteemed by the members of some backwater website that relies on user posted material

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-02-03T08:16:31Z says:

      You will never reach your goal.

  • KojachBaumherr
    KojachBaumherr 2008-02-02T05:43:16Z says:

    the budget was so low they had to use real ammunition

    • deathtuna
      deathtuna 2008-02-02T15:40:45Z says:

      and real kids

  • Starrsky
    Starrsky 2008-02-02T06:08:29Z says:

    LOL.....no......this is quite possibly the funniest thing I"ve seen tonight

    • SnizMasterJ
      SnizMasterJ 2008-02-02T06:27:54Z says:

      I have to agree with that.

    • deathtuna
      deathtuna 2008-02-02T15:42:06Z says:

      thank god. i left my webcam on and danced for 5 whole minutes to earth song. i did the holding onto the trees and stamping move and everything.

      fucking internet

  • ohh_fuck
    ohh_fuck 2008-02-02T06:16:45Z says:

    lol i like the pitchfork with the middle tines removed, and the machette block proves mad ninja skills

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-02-02T15:11:56Z says:

      "pitchfork with the middle tines removed"??? A pitchfork only has two tines and is about 6' long.
      Fucking city boys!

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-02-02T15:20:13Z says:

      What are you, the pitchfork police?

      " Pitchforks typically have from 2 to 6 tines and have different lengths and spacing depending on purpose."

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pitchfork

    • ohh_fuck
      ohh_fuck 2008-02-02T19:43:22Z says:

      uh....the only 'pitchfork' ive seen with two tines is one you have on the grill. i grew up on a dairy farm mugsfucker, we use forks with 6 tines 18" long, so get off my nuts

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-02-02T20:12:55Z says:

      I stand corrected, where I live a pitchfork is usually taken to mean the original(?) two tined type, the others going by different names.
      Fuck, I hate being wrong!

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-02-02T21:53:18Z says:

      How do you know it's the original?

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2008-02-02T21:58:10Z says:

      It's in a museum
      "First pitchfork used in a mob situation"

    • AquaLunaTik
      AquaLunaTik 2008-02-03T00:23:26Z says:

      Mine has 3 tines ,very sharpe and accurate.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-02-03T00:45:10Z says:

      Fork off !

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-02-03T01:10:45Z says:

      Hoe hoe hoe!

    • AquaLunaTik
      AquaLunaTik 2008-02-03T01:14:41Z says:

      Fork you !

    • AquaLunaTik
      AquaLunaTik 2008-02-03T01:15:50Z says:

      Forkkkkkkkkkkk You !

    • Bootface
      Bootface 2008-02-03T03:07:57Z says:

      hank wiki'd pitchfork to correct somebody, what a fuckin douchebag

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2008-02-03T03:17:51Z says:

      The pitchfork I used had four tines, and when not in use, was propped up in the corner next to the mexican backhoe.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-02-03T03:21:25Z says:

      Typical Mexican hoe, standing around doing nothing!

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-02-03T08:18:11Z says:

      Buttface would never have enough information to correct anyone about anything.

  • SnizMasterJ
    SnizMasterJ 2008-02-02T06:27:38Z says:

    MoM. "shank to tho the back"

  • Kris2321
    Kris2321 2008-02-02T06:38:37Z says:

    Normally I wouldn't laugh at children getting killed, but this has got to be the stupidest, yet funniest fucking piece of shit scene in the history of movie making! What's this from, PAX TV?

  • narcoleptic
    narcoleptic 2008-02-02T06:39:22Z says:

    captain hook hired a bunch of rednecks

  • -Morph-
    -Morph- 2008-02-02T06:41:10Z says:

    LMAO best part yet 1:23


    just minding his own business and got capped.

    hahah carlos mencia you fat turd!

    • royalrexford
      royalrexford 2008-02-02T09:26:46Z says:

      I found the part when the kid in the yankees hat got annihilated to be the highlight of the film.

    • Mannynub
      Mannynub 2008-02-02T17:20:16Z says:

      Yup, that was my favourite bit too.

  • Bootface
    Bootface 2008-02-02T07:19:48Z says:

    so is that kid city show over now?

  • chaps
    chaps 2008-02-02T08:27:12Z says:

    youre all welcome

    • Schadenfreude
      Schadenfreude 2008-02-02T09:16:48Z says:

      You, sir, win 1,000 internets.

    • Bootface
      Bootface 2008-02-02T17:41:18Z says:

      Seriously, i hate kids as much as whoever made this awesome movie

  • Plantshit
    Plantshit 2008-02-02T10:15:01Z says:

    1:55....Nooo! KABOOM SPLAT !

  • dik
    dik 2008-02-02T10:27:17Z says:

    i only wish dik jr. was at this camp

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-02-02T16:58:51Z says:

      He was. He survived. He is pissed too.

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2008-02-02T21:47:52Z says:

      You motherfuckers
      They got vic though

    • dik
      dik 2008-02-03T00:46:48Z says:

      not you dick....dik jr

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2008-02-03T00:52:58Z says:

      That one too
      Is the other hat for him or for stan?

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-02-03T01:27:53Z says:

      I'm afraid for dik jr. His jenkem is the best according to elchris.

    • chaps
      chaps 2008-02-03T06:57:01Z says:

      i still cant tell if jenkem is a internet urban legend or not

  • BigBadBlackTyrone
    BigBadBlackTyrone 2008-02-02T11:33:07Z says:

    crackas

  • fries-please
    fries-please 2008-02-02T11:43:28Z says:

    Well that the worst reenactment of Jonestown ive ever seen.

    • elchris
      elchris 2008-02-02T15:10:26Z says:

      how do you know its from jonestown?

    • sasquatch
      sasquatch 2008-02-03T03:13:19Z says:

      the only person to get shot in jonestown was the coward jimmy jones every one else had to die a slow agonizing death by poisoned cool aid

    • elchris
      elchris 2008-02-03T08:27:43Z says:

      i read other people got shot too. as far as i know

  • El_Wanko
    El_Wanko 2008-02-02T13:44:55Z says:

    I'd go rent this movie but I have a feeling that I just saw the best part.

    • deathtuna
      deathtuna 2008-02-02T15:44:32Z says:

      well they had sex with all the children first but i guess its personal preference

  • elchris
    elchris 2008-02-02T14:38:17Z says:

    that guy was pretty stupid, telling the murderes alone in the middle of the woods that he was gonna press charges against them

    • dik
      dik 2008-02-03T00:47:39Z says:

      i hate you a lot

    • elchris
      elchris 2008-02-03T08:25:45Z says:

      old loser says what?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-02-03T08:39:39Z says:

      Ask your father.

    • elchris
      elchris 2008-02-03T08:51:06Z says:

      ask him what. its long distance

    • elchris
      elchris 2008-02-03T08:51:50Z says:

      in a phonecall i mean.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-02-03T20:37:47Z says:

      You're not that bright, are you?

  • HankChinaski
    HankChinaski 2008-02-02T15:25:33Z says:

    That kid choked out by the the 2x4 was my favorite.

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-02-02T15:56:01Z says:

      how many times did you fap to this special kid?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-02-02T21:54:12Z says:

      Fuck off, psycho.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2008-02-02T23:41:30Z says:

      Translation: Five.

    • Bootface
      Bootface 2008-02-03T03:19:55Z says:

      its probly about 100 by now

  • Catch-22
    Catch-22 2008-02-02T19:57:14Z says:

    I hope this won an Academy Award for best documentary.

    • Hegemonic
      Hegemonic 2008-02-03T00:47:03Z says:

      or at least for best fx

  • Deathsaw
    Deathsaw 2008-02-03T03:40:32Z says:

    The plot of this movie is that kids are being turned into zombie children. So.....they did a good thing? Also, this is the last 10 minutes of the film.

chaps
posted February 02, 2008

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