This is the kinda bitch Tyrone would marry and have 8 kids with, then the domestic violence charges would stack up, then the divorce, then the move to rural Alabama to re-marry where they live happily every after in her mom's trailer.
A: Human being cannot drink that much liquid in one day. Period.
B: Even if he could, it would probably make him so dehydrated, he would probably die, unless he also drank water, which would add even MORE to the total intake.
like you don't want the negative attention..you're an attention whore..you don't exactly fit the general physical description of your average "attention whore" ..but you are one...fact
nailed that one dik, so when you go to the beer store could you grab me a flat of black ice i'll pay you when you get back but i've got the next two days off and need a beer. yes i know i'm lazy but i'm buying so tell jaimie i'll buy her a six pack of vodka coolers or something
I was going to say something about bull dykes and lesbians with vibrators, but I thought about it and I really can't think of a reason to assume she's a lesbian.
yes, i would like 50,000$ but i would do it for 5000$ and i want burger king to change there name to Crow burger, and having the Plantshit Crow meny, contains crow meat burger, crow meat fried sticks, lots of fries and a crowjewerly.
Comments to Big fat lesbo
Yes, for fortune and glory.
yes, after 1/2 pint of cider
1/2 pint of cider? i was thinking at least a 1/5th of scotch
I'm not sure that a 5th is actually enough to make me fuck her... I'm not sure there's enough alcohol in the world to make me fuck her.
Money, on the other hand...
till the point of alochol pisoning
This is the kinda bitch Tyrone would marry and have 8 kids with, then the domestic violence charges would stack up, then the divorce, then the move to rural Alabama to re-marry where they live happily every after in her mom's trailer.
lies... i would never marry a cracka, i only fuck'um to get back at borracist for all the years i was held captive on his cotton field
Those are some really long fingers, and just look at that mess in the closet..........
Is there such a thing as an organized fatfuck.
Yep, I'm an organised fatfuck.
Andre The Giant's mom?
very nicely put
rofl!
andrea the giant
Did you know Andre the giant would drink like 100 beers and a bottle of whiskey in one sitting, and still not be that drunk?
Which is total bullshit, since his stomach wouldn't be big enough to hold that much liquid.
It wouldn't be all at once. He would sit for hours and drink.
You're telling me he would drink almost 9.5 gallons of beer, followed by a (I'm assuming) 5th of alcohol? Riiight.
A: Human being cannot drink that much liquid in one day. Period.
B: Even if he could, it would probably make him so dehydrated, he would probably die, unless he also drank water, which would add even MORE to the total intake.
You're forgetting that he was 7â5â and a weighed over 500 pounds.
Besides, I read it on the internet and the internet never lies.
drumrave?
You had to post that on both pics? Fucking dipshit
like you don't want the negative attention..you're an attention whore..you don't exactly fit the general physical description of your average "attention whore" ..but you are one...fact
now shut the fuck up twinkie
Its only cause I have no friends and you guys are the closest I have to real friends
nailed that one dik, so when you go to the beer store could you grab me a flat of black ice i'll pay you when you get back but i've got the next two days off and need a beer. yes i know i'm lazy but i'm buying so tell jaimie i'll buy her a six pack of vodka coolers or something
Isn't that the wrestler that worked with Cindi Lauper?
Captain Lou Albano?
Looks like one of those cartoon characters from Mad Magazine, only this thing looks alive. Ahhhhgh!
A. What makes her a lesbo
B. Yes. Lots of money and no cameras.
I was going to say something about bull dykes and lesbians with vibrators, but I thought about it and I really can't think of a reason to assume she's a lesbian.
Go figure.
That's not a vibrator. That's a microphone. The man that was using it is already inside.
I was thinking it was a table leg but I have been wrong before.
JUST the leg?
she ate the table
Talking of all this furniture in (seemingly) small places reminds me of Marry Poppins.
Mary, what has become of you?
Yes, Conjugal visit
Why is she putting a crutchet up her vag?!
wtf is a crutchet?
you mean up her ass
i wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers
What about pizzas?
she brings the whole buffet with her to bed
V-v-vv NOOOOOO> don't
Now THAT is hot!
cheekys in love
love is for pussies
The looser the waistband
The deeper the quicksand...or so I have read
Not for a million dollars.
You, sir, are a liar.
yes, i would like 50,000$ but i would do it for 5000$ and i want burger king to change there name to Crow burger, and having the Plantshit Crow meny, contains crow meat burger, crow meat fried sticks, lots of fries and a crowjewerly.
Oh no!!! It's eating the chair!!!! o_O
she nothing compared to vicsin, vicsin was born bigger