No, they go out to bars and find these poor old drunken bastards who haven't seen pussy since the day they were born, and take complete advantage of them. And then, after they find out the chick has a dick, they puke all their hard earned alcohol out that they bought that night. Sorry deepcow, Bootface, and Captain_Spaulding0323, I had to tell your stories.
Its not so much that, but that no one here gives a fuck about you. There are certain people on MS that "give a shit" about others here. You are funny in the whole I can't believe how pathetic that guy is sense, but other than that we wouldn't miss you.
Seriously, can you trace your gayness back to a certain event in your childhood? Something must have happened to turn you towards drugs and sex with strange men. Were you molested by an uncle or something? If we were to start up a fund for you to get help would you?
Comments to big titties
Fish Lips and Stretch Marks! MM-MM GOOD!
notice anything else?
claude completely overlooked the cock...
Drumstick, your girlfriend has a labia issue.
i doubt he overlooked it. im sure he enlarged it like the rest of us did!!!
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. =(
15 hours of fapping to a tv can do that to a feline
Well, now we all know what drumcum is up to on google.
Although I could have lived without knowing.
I'd still hit it, whats his/her name?
dave
Dave's not here, man.
ive never had tab and fritos make my gums hurt
a ugly girl with big tits...
I dont get it?
/Sarcasm
/Penis
These things are the most fucked up people on the planet.
Would you go so far as to say they are more fucked up than a duck billed platypus?
What about people who just completely hack it off. I find that WAYYY worse.
No, they go out to bars and find these poor old drunken bastards who haven't seen pussy since the day they were born, and take complete advantage of them. And then, after they find out the chick has a dick, they puke all their hard earned alcohol out that they bought that night. Sorry deepcow, Bootface, and Captain_Spaulding0323, I had to tell your stories.
small penis or over sized clit?.......you pick
Looks more like thumb.
true story - guy in russia got his dick cut off, doctors rebuilt it used his transplanted index finger...dunno if they left the bone in or not
true story- you should shut your faggot assed mouth
true story - i only post to get abused by you, it gives my tummy butterflies
possum is a cum deposit for homeless men-true story
as a homeless man - i find that comment distasteful at the very least...but yeh, it's mostly true also
she(?)'s disgusting in so many ways
elpiss?
Elpiss couldn't afford the fake tits.
irish do you have any other jokes? a fucking parrot could learn the word elpiss and be just as funny as you
And funnier than you.
hank you are the wittiest man i know
Thanks, Booty.
Because he called you a man or because he wants to gargle your man balls?
Number 2.
Bootface says:
irish do you have any other jokes? a fucking parrot could learn the word elpiss and be just as funny as you
hahah, hadnt read that. its funny cause its true
The funniest thing about it is that no one gives a shit what your or he find funny.
well, were not all sensitive homos that give a shit about anyone here
Its not so much that, but that no one here gives a fuck about you. There are certain people on MS that "give a shit" about others here. You are funny in the whole I can't believe how pathetic that guy is sense, but other than that we wouldn't miss you.
shut up, kid
fuck off, junkie faggot
Seriously, can you trace your gayness back to a certain event in your childhood? Something must have happened to turn you towards drugs and sex with strange men. Were you molested by an uncle or something? If we were to start up a fund for you to get help would you?
for somebody who doesnt give a shit your determined to have the last work, irish
word, fuck you
I'll bet the ball rolling.
I pledge a dollar.
please start a fund for me. i dont expect anything from a jew like k-b
I'm sorry, buttface, I shouldn't pick on your boyfriend like that.
nah irish, its just funny watching you not give a shit but arguing like a 10yr old
Its even funnier watching you display your absolute ignorance on here daily whether you are arguing or just commenting.
boots? gotta give you credit - been trying to peg irish...you did SUCH a good job...nothing anybody needs to add to that pwning
Go update your myspace buttface.
Yeah I said buttface, fuck off.
myspace? what if i dont have one, should i go update something else?
update your jokes
turn your hamburgers
turn your hamburgers? wtf? lol
she's kinda hot if you just imagine she's giving birth to a baby elephant
youre a dooooooosh...
that myspace pose is priceless, youre one funny cracka
this is all true... but it's spelled douche..
not in the hood... you spell it how you hear it
you just said "do-yu-chay"
your so fucking gangster tyrone, i'll bet you cant even get a loan!
I'd loan him 20 for 30.
he'd fall for it
i sure would
I'll just cut off the tits, you guys can fight over the rest...
ELchris wants the cock
Why would you want a pair of cut-off tits?
On second thought, don't answer that.
Two words, paper weight.
Nixon jr. could use them as hats.
cant refuse a blowjob with lips like that
Unless it's a DUDE, you fucking homo!
No, no, even if it's a dude, you can't refuse it. There is a rule or something.
You better come back to America before it's to late Hank.
Must be drumrave's new bf
jealous?
i hope some tranny porn gets posted tonight
me too
"pussyhands" :)
thats a funny name...