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Biggest asshole in poker

Someone needs to hit this guy in the head with a brick.

Biggest asshole in poker

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Comments to Biggest asshole in poker

  • Yobe
    Yobe 2009-05-06T05:37:15Z says:

    He shoulda socked him in the face. How do you like my king jack now?!?

    • UnclePepper
      UnclePepper 2009-05-06T09:52:15Z says:

      Repost
      http://www.muchosucko.com/show/the_biggest_asshole_in_competitive_poker-23580

  • PUSSYHANDS
    PUSSYHANDS 2009-05-06T05:46:29Z says:

    I never would have made that call but this Australian asshat seems to think going all in on A duece suited was a smart play both of them are shitty players.

    • MrSplean
      MrSplean 2009-05-06T06:15:59Z says:

      Seriously. He won with the lowest pair possible.

    • anotherday
      anotherday 2009-05-06T06:18:55Z says:

      he would have won anyways with just ace high even if he didnt pair the deuce.

    • UnclePepper
      UnclePepper 2009-05-06T09:51:58Z says:

      Even so, all in with A 2 suited is a bad move. Guess he
      must have read Perry like a book.

    • KMSOLDIER
      KMSOLDIER 2009-05-07T06:42:20Z says:

      i wish i could see the rest to watch that douche get taken down going all in on another stupid hand he calls with

    • Decepticon49
      Decepticon49 2009-05-12T22:47:53Z says:

      Wait, who's the asshole? I thought everyone who played poker was an asshole.

    • UnclePepper
      UnclePepper 2009-05-14T01:03:37Z says:

      You thought wrong.

  • jose35neg
    jose35neg 2009-05-06T05:47:25Z says:

    King douche

  • Phelsu
    Phelsu 2009-05-06T05:53:22Z says:

    cocaine is awesome

  • YourTerrorist
    YourTerrorist 2009-05-06T05:59:51Z says:

    You heard the aussie, that stupid russian called king, jack....

    • UnclePepper
      UnclePepper 2009-05-06T09:53:03Z says:

      Yeah, he's right, but he's still an arsehole.

    • Alec13
      Alec13 2009-05-06T11:56:07Z says:

      Is it that dumb to call king jack?
      I figure it could of gone to either of em'

  • anotherday
    anotherday 2009-05-06T06:21:49Z says:

    at 2:10, it looks like he has a chub. who the fuck gets hard playing poker lol. im gay for looking though so oh well.

    • fabreeze805
      fabreeze805 2009-05-06T19:21:48Z says:

      who the fuck looks for chubs in videos!?!

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-05-06T19:31:21Z says:

      Cheeky

  • Super6mix
    Super6mix 2009-05-06T06:35:04Z says:

    FUCK.... Dude i hate people Like that if that fat fuck thinks he can talk shit to everybody hes Gonna Get Fucked up.. and when that happens.. that video has to get here.. at least pictures!
    ugh...

    • anotherday
      anotherday 2009-05-06T07:01:25Z says:

      he always acts like that, look up tony g on youtube. seems like it works for him too, but i wouldnt want to be known around the world for being the biggest asshole in the game.

  • SteeLxLiver
    SteeLxLiver 2009-05-06T06:44:17Z says:

    I hate Tony G...

  • ragedemonz
    ragedemonz 2009-05-06T07:34:31Z says:

    This is fuckin' poker, it's not Rugby. What the hell...

  • fries-please
    fries-please 2009-05-06T08:36:38Z says:

    repost and that guy is a right dickhead

  • Enterx
    Enterx 2009-05-06T09:44:53Z says:

    Anyone who watches people playing cards should be hit in the head with a brick. I think soccer, tennis and golf are more exciting.

    • UnclePepper
      UnclePepper 2009-05-06T09:56:00Z says:

      Was somebody forcing you to watch it?

    • dik
      dik 2009-05-06T10:42:39Z says:

      i like watching tennis..fuck you

    • PUSSYHANDS
      PUSSYHANDS 2009-05-06T10:59:50Z says:

      So we get to hit you in the head with a brick Enterx because you watched it right? Morph go get the cinder block holding up your trailer.

    • jerkaholik
      jerkaholik 2009-05-06T11:50:05Z says:

      you can smash her head. just leave the tits and pussy.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-05-06T13:01:21Z says:

      You can't like watching tennis. I don't even think thats possible.

    • Enterx
      Enterx 2009-05-06T19:53:16Z says:

      Haha nice one pussyhands about morph. Come on you know I meant those people who watch Poker After Dark, not a 3 minute video about an asshole.

    • anotherday
      anotherday 2009-05-06T21:37:50Z says:

      what else am i supposed to watch when im up at 3am talking shit on mucho and playing on pokerstars? shamwow infomercials?

    • dwhill05
      dwhill05 2009-05-07T00:25:18Z says:

      ^ *Pos-T-Vac infomercials

  • -Morph-
    -Morph- 2009-05-06T10:21:38Z says:

    lets see how long hed have lasted in the old west talking that shit.

    win or not hed have gotten blasted right in the face.

    • dik
      dik 2009-05-06T10:41:57Z says:

      i don't understand at all why nobody tells him to shut up

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-05-06T10:52:01Z says:

      i think its all bravado with him cos deep down he knows that winning with a pair of 2's is sheer fluke , K J is the better pocket cards

    • yak
      yak 2009-05-06T15:25:12Z says:

      uh fries... a pair of 2's is ACTUALLY a better hand than KJ statistically speaking..... pairs are made hands already... now if your KJ is suited, that increases their value pre flop... however they are still not statistically going to win as many hands as those pair of 2's in the long run.. that being said, anyone who plays a pair of 2's is asking for trouble...

    • Mako
      Mako 2009-05-06T15:47:00Z says:

      If I have a pair of 2's I play till the flop...if I don't have three of a kind at that point I think it's a wise idea to fold.

    • anotherday
      anotherday 2009-05-06T18:03:19Z says:

      thats pretty much what i do with any pocket pair, mako...unless there's a large preflop bet with half the table calling it.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-05-06T19:09:32Z says:

      yak ... he didnt play a pair of 2's from pocket cards though , he had A 2 which i think is are very weak pocket cards , the K J were slightly better. i'm fairly sure he had only an outside chance of getting anything of value.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-05-06T19:11:12Z says:

      i hope 1rish1 plays cards like that on poker cos i whoop his ass if i ever get to play him

    • Mako
      Mako 2009-05-07T04:35:38Z says:

      Daaaaaaaamn, sounds like a challenge.

  • Oranjeboom
    Oranjeboom 2009-05-06T12:30:29Z says:

    I fucking love this guy, he is so funny. If you're going to watch poker, you can do a lot worse than watching him play.

    He should join mucho, we would get along.

    • Alec13
      Alec13 2009-05-06T12:45:57Z says:

      Fuck aussies..
      Rep that Kiwi son..

    • dirtyrottensteve
      dirtyrottensteve 2009-05-06T12:47:43Z says:

      "blimey! a fellow chap with a strikingly similar homosexual accent as my own."

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-05-06T13:02:05Z says:

      I agree with Oranje, if your gonna watch poker at least this guy can make it exciting.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-05-06T14:04:42Z says:

      I don't know what makes you more pathetic, steve. Either the fact that you're so fucking stupid you think that the English & Australian accents are in any way similar or that your just soooooo boringly lame.

      Kids come up with better shit that you, you moronic faggot.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-05-06T14:05:50Z says:

      "blimey! a fellow chap with a strikingly similar homosexual accent as my own."

      ^ what a douche...

    • dirtyrottensteve
      dirtyrottensteve 2009-05-06T14:37:43Z says:

      haha, you fucking suck dick you ginger horse toothed jackass.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-05-06T14:37:59Z says:

      I actually thought that was pretty funny.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-05-06T14:38:41Z says:

      The "blimey.." comment.

    • dirtyrottensteve
      dirtyrottensteve 2009-05-06T14:39:56Z says:

      Speaking of douche, you've submitted 10 things in the last year, one of them being a very boring photo of your ugly fucking mug, but you manage to rack up over 10,000 comments.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-05-06T14:53:10Z says:

      So you just checked out my homepage to see the LAST 10 things submitted & my comment count....what the fuck is your point, douche?

      There was just no meaning to your comment whatsoever.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-05-06T14:59:11Z says:

      I just looked at Oranje's favorites page and it was full of gay and penis pictures.

    • Alec13
      Alec13 2009-05-06T15:04:48Z says:

      Was it snapshots of MMA?

    • Alec13
      Alec13 2009-05-06T15:06:20Z says:

      Come on Oranje, don't you know MMA is just softcore porn?

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-05-06T15:15:55Z says:

      If you want to see whos submissions are boring, why don't you add up the comments or views of out last 10 submission, douche.

    • dirtyrottensteve
      dirtyrottensteve 2009-05-06T15:17:24Z says:

      the fucking point is, you contribute practically nothing. I'm no math whiz but 10,000 comments divided by your paltry amount of contributions means you run your faggot limey mouth all day long and get your panties up your ass whenever anyone rips on you for being such a faggot.

      faggot.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-05-06T15:20:05Z says:

      From last 10 submissions.

      Comments:

      Me- 1530
      Douche- 224

      hahahahaha Even if you don't count the 'very boring photo of my ugly fucking mug', I mine still double your boring posts, douche.

      Views:

      Me- 25618
      Douche- 20651

      hahahahaha & that is with 2 of mine being wrong, with less views than there are comments.

      PWN3D!

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-05-06T15:25:30Z says:

      It seems quite clear that I have contributed far more than you have.

      Your contributions don't seem to garner much interest, do they, douche?

    • dirtyrottensteve
      dirtyrottensteve 2009-05-06T15:29:45Z says:

      if you include your very much inflated and very gay picture comments.

      that picture of your boyfriend covered in jizz was also equally as stupid and boring, now go brush your tooth.

    • dirtyrottensteve
      dirtyrottensteve 2009-05-06T15:32:14Z says:

      and
      spacing out your boring responses is gay too

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-05-06T15:35:36Z says:

      Are you retarded??

      dirtyrottensteve says:

      if you include your very much inflated and very gay picture comments.

      "Even if you don't count the 'very boring photo of my ugly fucking mug', I mine still double your boring posts, douche." Not to mention that was already on 700 before Cruel said to go for 1000.

      Again, PWN3D!

    • dirtyrottensteve
      dirtyrottensteve 2009-05-06T15:40:52Z says:

      you should submit a pic of those rotten ass mangled green chompers of yours, you'll get over 1000 comments without having cruelhomo inflate it for you.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-05-06T15:50:45Z says:

      You want to quit while you're waaay behind?

      You brought up the subject of submission & I have shown, quite conclusively, that mine were much better than yours in both comments & views.

      You are my bitch, a pretty boring bitch, but still a bitch non the less, douche. You do understand that, right?

    • dirtyrottensteve
      dirtyrottensteve 2009-05-06T15:56:53Z says:

      You aint shit limey. Your a ginger little girl & I'd kick your ass and take your wallet if you ever had the ovaries to step foot in Brooklyn. No go slink back into your moms basement in Faggothomodicklickshire or where ever pussies like you call home.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-05-06T15:59:59Z says:

      hahaha

      You've now resorted to playing the role of an internet tough guy?

      Kick my ass? hahahaha ...yeah, sure...LOSER!

    • dirtyrottensteve
      dirtyrottensteve 2009-05-06T16:04:03Z says:

      No, I've resorted to stating fact.

      You=ginger mary from some girly town.

      Me=brooklynite who doesn't live in moms basement like you do.

    • dirtyrottensteve
      dirtyrottensteve 2009-05-06T16:08:11Z says:

      now go get your fucking shine box

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-05-06T16:19:11Z says:

      I have brown hair & haven't lived with my parents since I was 18, but hey, lets not let that get in the war of your douche 'facts'.

      Aren't you the narc who entraps young boys by selling them weed, only to threaten to arrest them unless they let you play 'adult adventures' with them?

      You boring fucking nonce.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-05-06T16:21:46Z says:

      Now stop sucking dick & keep this lame shit of yours up, I'm having fun laughing at your retarded ramblings.

      P.S. You're adopted, so what you did with your mother wasn't really incest...silver lining, huh?

    • dirtyrottensteve
      dirtyrottensteve 2009-05-06T16:22:05Z says:

      using Cruelhomo's lines, you are really desperate arent you mary?

    • dirtyrottensteve
      dirtyrottensteve 2009-05-06T16:22:51Z says:

      what an unoriginal slag you are

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-05-06T16:25:55Z says:

      Now, stop sucking dick & keep this lame shit of yours up, I'm having fun laughing at your retarded ramblings.

      P.S. You're adopted, so what you did with your 'parents' wasn't really incest...silver lining, huh?

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-05-06T16:26:48Z says:

      dirtyrottensteve says:

      now go get your fucking shine box

      ^old Hank line

      pwn3d!

    • dirtyrottensteve
      dirtyrottensteve 2009-05-06T16:27:18Z says:

      loser^

      you can't figure out how the fucking system works after 10,000 spamtastic comments mary?

    • dirtyrottensteve
      dirtyrottensteve 2009-05-06T16:28:41Z says:

      Old goodfella's line. What a trick you are, lol.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-05-06T16:28:50Z says:

      FlirtyGaySteve = A piece of garbage with a lower IQ than spagnum moss and less charisma than a bot fly larvae stuck in Dik's urethra

      Orange = Still trying to "prove his point" to infantile retards that laugh at poop jokes

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-05-06T16:29:56Z says:

      System?

      You're not making sense again, douche.

      You really are one of the dumbest people I have had the misfortune to come across.

    • dirtyrottensteve
      dirtyrottensteve 2009-05-06T16:29:57Z says:

      speaking of Mary's look who's decided to rear his ugly head.

    • dirtyrottensteve
      dirtyrottensteve 2009-05-06T16:31:14Z says:

      don't play dumb you double posting nigger taster

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-05-06T16:33:07Z says:

      Hank, you're back....

      I thought you had died.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-05-06T16:41:02Z says:

      Get your fucking shine box is an old Dik line. I would never say something like that.

    • dirtyrottensteve
      dirtyrottensteve 2009-05-06T16:45:03Z says:

      dik is in goodfellas?

      http://tinyurl.com/c7wzk6

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-05-06T16:45:24Z says:

      ShittyLoserSteve, just because you jack off with two fingers doesn't mean you are on point you little pin dick hamster bungler.

    • dirtyrottensteve
      dirtyrottensteve 2009-05-06T16:48:12Z says:

      whatever trickasski. you still banging that panfaced slope?

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-05-06T16:51:53Z says:

      Douche, unless you go & pick a fight with a puppy, you're way out of your league.

      If you decide to stop scratching around in the dirt at the bottom of the barrel, let me know. Until then, you're just too damn lame & far to boring to bother with.

    • dirtyrottensteve
      dirtyrottensteve 2009-05-06T16:52:31Z says:

      she probably wised up and found a real man by now

    • dirtyrottensteve
      dirtyrottensteve 2009-05-06T16:55:08Z says:

      one with dick that doesn't get lost in pubes or taste like little boys assholes

    • dirtyrottensteve
      dirtyrottensteve 2009-05-06T16:57:14Z says:

      i heard she's gonna have to work that massage parlor for another decade so they don't deport you

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-05-06T17:02:06Z says:

      How many real men do you find every day, Flirty?? And how many dozen of them do you blow in Cocklyn?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-05-06T17:04:00Z says:

      What do little boys' assholes taste like, Flirty? Please, let us know.

    • dirtyrottensteve
      dirtyrottensteve 2009-05-06T17:07:07Z says:

      ask your wife

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-05-06T19:16:16Z says:

      "Go brush your tooth." Hahahaha!

  • HankChinaski
    HankChinaski 2009-05-06T16:52:32Z says:

    What kinda fellas are you in, DirtyCumshotSteve? I'm gonna guess the kinda with moobs and track marks on their purple, warty cocks.

    You love to gobble the cold turkey, don't you, you little panty waste fairy?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-05-06T16:54:53Z says:

      Ooops, I pooped in Steve's mouth again. Sorry buddy. You know, sometimes the salad has it's bacon bits.

    • elchris
      elchris 2009-05-06T17:08:38Z says:

      thought pops had run you outta here

    • elchris
      elchris 2009-05-06T17:18:03Z says:

      ive missed you a little though chinaski

    • dirtyrottensteve
      dirtyrottensteve 2009-05-06T19:15:48Z says:

      Is that his lady boy wife in his avatar? How fucking romantic.

    • dirtyrottensteve
      dirtyrottensteve 2009-05-06T19:32:05Z says:

      Wow, what kind of a freak has an avatar of himself jerking off his lady boy? No wonder he cant stop talking about cocks.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-05-07T06:23:08Z says:

      You can't stop taking cocks? Keep that shit to yourself. Seriously.

    • dik
      dik 2009-05-07T06:31:14Z says:

      hi hank..i thought i ran you off the site

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-05-07T06:34:26Z says:

      Get serious, ElPiss. Dik is just a backwards kid. He couldn't run off a gang of blind babies. His flames are missing like 4 sides of the fire triangle.

      Truth is I've just got a lot of better shit to do than fucking waste my life on this site. I may pop in from time to time though. Cheers. Fuck you all.

    • dik
      dik 2009-05-07T06:36:51Z says:

      now gtfo

    • dik
      dik 2009-05-07T06:37:09Z says:

      see? i ran him off again

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-05-07T10:46:23Z says:

      wow

anotherday
posted May 06, 2009