I never would have made that call but this Australian asshat seems to think going all in on A duece suited was a smart play both of them are shitty players.
FUCK.... Dude i hate people Like that if that fat fuck thinks he can talk shit to everybody hes Gonna Get Fucked up.. and when that happens.. that video has to get here.. at least pictures!
ugh...
he always acts like that, look up tony g on youtube. seems like it works for him too, but i wouldnt want to be known around the world for being the biggest asshole in the game.
uh fries... a pair of 2's is ACTUALLY a better hand than KJ statistically speaking..... pairs are made hands already... now if your KJ is suited, that increases their value pre flop... however they are still not statistically going to win as many hands as those pair of 2's in the long run.. that being said, anyone who plays a pair of 2's is asking for trouble...
yak ... he didnt play a pair of 2's from pocket cards though , he had A 2 which i think is are very weak pocket cards , the K J were slightly better. i'm fairly sure he had only an outside chance of getting anything of value.
I don't know what makes you more pathetic, steve. Either the fact that you're so fucking stupid you think that the English & Australian accents are in any way similar or that your just soooooo boringly lame.
Kids come up with better shit that you, you moronic faggot.
Speaking of douche, you've submitted 10 things in the last year, one of them being a very boring photo of your ugly fucking mug, but you manage to rack up over 10,000 comments.
the fucking point is, you contribute practically nothing. I'm no math whiz but 10,000 comments divided by your paltry amount of contributions means you run your faggot limey mouth all day long and get your panties up your ass whenever anyone rips on you for being such a faggot.
if you include your very much inflated and very gay picture comments.
"Even if you don't count the 'very boring photo of my ugly fucking mug', I mine still double your boring posts, douche." Not to mention that was already on 700 before Cruel said to go for 1000.
you should submit a pic of those rotten ass mangled green chompers of yours, you'll get over 1000 comments without having cruelhomo inflate it for you.
You aint shit limey. Your a ginger little girl & I'd kick your ass and take your wallet if you ever had the ovaries to step foot in Brooklyn. No go slink back into your moms basement in Faggothomodicklickshire or where ever pussies like you call home.
I have brown hair & haven't lived with my parents since I was 18, but hey, lets not let that get in the war of your douche 'facts'.
Aren't you the narc who entraps young boys by selling them weed, only to threaten to arrest them unless they let you play 'adult adventures' with them?
Douche, unless you go & pick a fight with a puppy, you're way out of your league.
If you decide to stop scratching around in the dirt at the bottom of the barrel, let me know. Until then, you're just too damn lame & far to boring to bother with.
Get serious, ElPiss. Dik is just a backwards kid. He couldn't run off a gang of blind babies. His flames are missing like 4 sides of the fire triangle.
Truth is I've just got a lot of better shit to do than fucking waste my life on this site. I may pop in from time to time though. Cheers. Fuck you all.
Comments to Biggest asshole in poker
He shoulda socked him in the face. How do you like my king jack now?!?
Repost
http://www.muchosucko.com/show/the_biggest_asshole_in_competitive_poker-23580
I never would have made that call but this Australian asshat seems to think going all in on A duece suited was a smart play both of them are shitty players.
Seriously. He won with the lowest pair possible.
he would have won anyways with just ace high even if he didnt pair the deuce.
Even so, all in with A 2 suited is a bad move. Guess he
must have read Perry like a book.
i wish i could see the rest to watch that douche get taken down going all in on another stupid hand he calls with
Wait, who's the asshole? I thought everyone who played poker was an asshole.
You thought wrong.
King douche
cocaine is awesome
You heard the aussie, that stupid russian called king, jack....
Yeah, he's right, but he's still an arsehole.
Is it that dumb to call king jack?
I figure it could of gone to either of em'
at 2:10, it looks like he has a chub. who the fuck gets hard playing poker lol. im gay for looking though so oh well.
who the fuck looks for chubs in videos!?!
Cheeky
FUCK.... Dude i hate people Like that if that fat fuck thinks he can talk shit to everybody hes Gonna Get Fucked up.. and when that happens.. that video has to get here.. at least pictures!
ugh...
he always acts like that, look up tony g on youtube. seems like it works for him too, but i wouldnt want to be known around the world for being the biggest asshole in the game.
I hate Tony G...
This is fuckin' poker, it's not Rugby. What the hell...
repost and that guy is a right dickhead
Anyone who watches people playing cards should be hit in the head with a brick. I think soccer, tennis and golf are more exciting.
Was somebody forcing you to watch it?
i like watching tennis..fuck you
So we get to hit you in the head with a brick Enterx because you watched it right? Morph go get the cinder block holding up your trailer.
you can smash her head. just leave the tits and pussy.
You can't like watching tennis. I don't even think thats possible.
Haha nice one pussyhands about morph. Come on you know I meant those people who watch Poker After Dark, not a 3 minute video about an asshole.
what else am i supposed to watch when im up at 3am talking shit on mucho and playing on pokerstars? shamwow infomercials?
^ *Pos-T-Vac infomercials
lets see how long hed have lasted in the old west talking that shit.
win or not hed have gotten blasted right in the face.
i don't understand at all why nobody tells him to shut up
i think its all bravado with him cos deep down he knows that winning with a pair of 2's is sheer fluke , K J is the better pocket cards
uh fries... a pair of 2's is ACTUALLY a better hand than KJ statistically speaking..... pairs are made hands already... now if your KJ is suited, that increases their value pre flop... however they are still not statistically going to win as many hands as those pair of 2's in the long run.. that being said, anyone who plays a pair of 2's is asking for trouble...
If I have a pair of 2's I play till the flop...if I don't have three of a kind at that point I think it's a wise idea to fold.
thats pretty much what i do with any pocket pair, mako...unless there's a large preflop bet with half the table calling it.
yak ... he didnt play a pair of 2's from pocket cards though , he had A 2 which i think is are very weak pocket cards , the K J were slightly better. i'm fairly sure he had only an outside chance of getting anything of value.
i hope 1rish1 plays cards like that on poker cos i whoop his ass if i ever get to play him
Daaaaaaaamn, sounds like a challenge.
I fucking love this guy, he is so funny. If you're going to watch poker, you can do a lot worse than watching him play.
He should join mucho, we would get along.
Fuck aussies..
Rep that Kiwi son..
"blimey! a fellow chap with a strikingly similar homosexual accent as my own."
I agree with Oranje, if your gonna watch poker at least this guy can make it exciting.
I don't know what makes you more pathetic, steve. Either the fact that you're so fucking stupid you think that the English & Australian accents are in any way similar or that your just soooooo boringly lame.
Kids come up with better shit that you, you moronic faggot.
"blimey! a fellow chap with a strikingly similar homosexual accent as my own."
^ what a douche...
haha, you fucking suck dick you ginger horse toothed jackass.
I actually thought that was pretty funny.
The "blimey.." comment.
Speaking of douche, you've submitted 10 things in the last year, one of them being a very boring photo of your ugly fucking mug, but you manage to rack up over 10,000 comments.
So you just checked out my homepage to see the LAST 10 things submitted & my comment count....what the fuck is your point, douche?
There was just no meaning to your comment whatsoever.
I just looked at Oranje's favorites page and it was full of gay and penis pictures.
Was it snapshots of MMA?
Come on Oranje, don't you know MMA is just softcore porn?
If you want to see whos submissions are boring, why don't you add up the comments or views of out last 10 submission, douche.
the fucking point is, you contribute practically nothing. I'm no math whiz but 10,000 comments divided by your paltry amount of contributions means you run your faggot limey mouth all day long and get your panties up your ass whenever anyone rips on you for being such a faggot.
faggot.
From last 10 submissions.
Comments:
Me- 1530
Douche- 224
hahahahaha Even if you don't count the 'very boring photo of my ugly fucking mug', I mine still double your boring posts, douche.
Views:
Me- 25618
Douche- 20651
hahahahaha & that is with 2 of mine being wrong, with less views than there are comments.
PWN3D!
It seems quite clear that I have contributed far more than you have.
Your contributions don't seem to garner much interest, do they, douche?
if you include your very much inflated and very gay picture comments.
that picture of your boyfriend covered in jizz was also equally as stupid and boring, now go brush your tooth.
and
spacing out your boring responses is gay too
Are you retarded??
dirtyrottensteve says:
if you include your very much inflated and very gay picture comments.
"Even if you don't count the 'very boring photo of my ugly fucking mug', I mine still double your boring posts, douche." Not to mention that was already on 700 before Cruel said to go for 1000.
Again, PWN3D!
you should submit a pic of those rotten ass mangled green chompers of yours, you'll get over 1000 comments without having cruelhomo inflate it for you.
You want to quit while you're waaay behind?
You brought up the subject of submission & I have shown, quite conclusively, that mine were much better than yours in both comments & views.
You are my bitch, a pretty boring bitch, but still a bitch non the less, douche. You do understand that, right?
You aint shit limey. Your a ginger little girl & I'd kick your ass and take your wallet if you ever had the ovaries to step foot in Brooklyn. No go slink back into your moms basement in Faggothomodicklickshire or where ever pussies like you call home.
hahaha
You've now resorted to playing the role of an internet tough guy?
Kick my ass? hahahaha ...yeah, sure...LOSER!
No, I've resorted to stating fact.
You=ginger mary from some girly town.
Me=brooklynite who doesn't live in moms basement like you do.
now go get your fucking shine box
I have brown hair & haven't lived with my parents since I was 18, but hey, lets not let that get in the war of your douche 'facts'.
Aren't you the narc who entraps young boys by selling them weed, only to threaten to arrest them unless they let you play 'adult adventures' with them?
You boring fucking nonce.
Now stop sucking dick & keep this lame shit of yours up, I'm having fun laughing at your retarded ramblings.
P.S. You're adopted, so what you did with your mother wasn't really incest...silver lining, huh?
using Cruelhomo's lines, you are really desperate arent you mary?
what an unoriginal slag you are
Now, stop sucking dick & keep this lame shit of yours up, I'm having fun laughing at your retarded ramblings.
P.S. You're adopted, so what you did with your 'parents' wasn't really incest...silver lining, huh?
dirtyrottensteve says:
now go get your fucking shine box
^old Hank line
pwn3d!
loser^
you can't figure out how the fucking system works after 10,000 spamtastic comments mary?
Old goodfella's line. What a trick you are, lol.
FlirtyGaySteve = A piece of garbage with a lower IQ than spagnum moss and less charisma than a bot fly larvae stuck in Dik's urethra
Orange = Still trying to "prove his point" to infantile retards that laugh at poop jokes
System?
You're not making sense again, douche.
You really are one of the dumbest people I have had the misfortune to come across.
speaking of Mary's look who's decided to rear his ugly head.
don't play dumb you double posting nigger taster
Hank, you're back....
I thought you had died.
Get your fucking shine box is an old Dik line. I would never say something like that.
dik is in goodfellas?
http://tinyurl.com/c7wzk6
ShittyLoserSteve, just because you jack off with two fingers doesn't mean you are on point you little pin dick hamster bungler.
whatever trickasski. you still banging that panfaced slope?
Douche, unless you go & pick a fight with a puppy, you're way out of your league.
If you decide to stop scratching around in the dirt at the bottom of the barrel, let me know. Until then, you're just too damn lame & far to boring to bother with.
she probably wised up and found a real man by now
one with dick that doesn't get lost in pubes or taste like little boys assholes
i heard she's gonna have to work that massage parlor for another decade so they don't deport you
How many real men do you find every day, Flirty?? And how many dozen of them do you blow in Cocklyn?
What do little boys' assholes taste like, Flirty? Please, let us know.
ask your wife
"Go brush your tooth." Hahahaha!
What kinda fellas are you in, DirtyCumshotSteve? I'm gonna guess the kinda with moobs and track marks on their purple, warty cocks.
You love to gobble the cold turkey, don't you, you little panty waste fairy?
Ooops, I pooped in Steve's mouth again. Sorry buddy. You know, sometimes the salad has it's bacon bits.
thought pops had run you outta here
ive missed you a little though chinaski
Is that his lady boy wife in his avatar? How fucking romantic.
Wow, what kind of a freak has an avatar of himself jerking off his lady boy? No wonder he cant stop talking about cocks.
You can't stop taking cocks? Keep that shit to yourself. Seriously.
hi hank..i thought i ran you off the site
Get serious, ElPiss. Dik is just a backwards kid. He couldn't run off a gang of blind babies. His flames are missing like 4 sides of the fire triangle.
Truth is I've just got a lot of better shit to do than fucking waste my life on this site. I may pop in from time to time though. Cheers. Fuck you all.
now gtfo
see? i ran him off again
wow