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  • abortedjesus
    abortedjesus 2008-12-17T05:09:51Z says:

    Is that what gay men see when thye see vagina?

    • YouPeopleNeedChrist
      YouPeopleNeedChrist 2008-12-17T05:13:37Z says:

      I'm pretty sure they do or else they'd have normal lives.

    • skulk
      skulk 2008-12-17T05:53:08Z says:

      normal lives are boring and lame

    • Crashninja
      Crashninja 2008-12-17T06:49:43Z says:

      seriosuly who exactly wants a Normal life anyhow, i mean what the fuck normal = fucking boring

    • Crashninja
      Crashninja 2008-12-17T06:50:28Z says:

      as of late for some reason they have been posting the vids abit later than the pics..... no clue why though but eh no matter

    • Crashninja
      Crashninja 2008-12-17T06:51:14Z says:

      shit wrong reply collum

    • jqh88
      jqh88 2008-12-17T06:59:13Z says:

      Normal life = that thing which none of you can even get because you're too poor. Extraordinary life = something you can't even comprehend. Acting dumb and abusing your own sense of self worth = what you think makes you more interesting.

    • RedLeader
      RedLeader 2008-12-17T07:32:30Z says:

      jph88 = fag

    • jqh88
      jqh88 2008-12-17T07:37:43Z says:

      Accept cold hard reality or strike out at the messenger...hmm I wonder which one you will choose. I wonder.

    • Patate322
      Patate322 2008-12-17T08:28:35Z says:

      jqh88, it's not because you formulate your nonsense in an "intellectual" way that it becomes any good. Die, please.

    • jqh88
      jqh88 2008-12-17T08:33:44Z says:

      Wow if you think what I randomly muse about on Mucho is intellectual, I'd hate to see what you would think of Dr. Seuss.

    • AquaLunaTik
      AquaLunaTik 2008-12-17T08:57:51Z says:

      Confucius say : FUCK OFF jQh88

    • jqh88
      jqh88 2008-12-17T09:44:26Z says:

      Confucius say: stop misquoting me you dumb fuck.

    • abortedjesus
      abortedjesus 2008-12-17T10:27:44Z says:

      My balls itch.

    • Mint-E-Man
      Mint-E-Man 2008-12-17T15:03:37Z says:

      well stick your dick in and something there will scratch them

    • faggot
      faggot 2008-12-17T15:35:49Z says:

      That's pretty much how I see it

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-12-17T23:34:56Z says:

      you're all homos for not loving the vagina

    • deadeyesamuri
      deadeyesamuri 2008-12-18T04:43:24Z says:

      me like gina

    • RedLeader
      RedLeader 2008-12-18T07:49:33Z says:

      PIE!!!!

  • stinkydiver
    stinkydiver 2008-12-17T05:17:06Z says:

    I'd still hit it. So like what... no videos today?

    • DejaVu
      DejaVu 2008-12-17T08:40:09Z says:

      yak flew out west today, so he'll either post them really late, or won't bother til tomorrow

    • dik
      dik 2008-12-17T19:06:45Z says:

      i knew he had powers

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-12-18T02:39:53Z says:

      What, you mean you don't have powers, Dik?

  • -Morph-
    -Morph- 2008-12-17T05:20:53Z says:

    man soo many holes...


    where do i begin?

    • jqh88
      jqh88 2008-12-17T06:12:16Z says:

      The one that is less than 1 cm in diameter?

    • -Morph-
      -Morph- 2008-12-17T08:01:54Z says:

      ar eyou see desperate to give me head? you like following me around on every post just to post second so you can imagine our avatars are humping?


      begone faglet

    • -Morph-
      -Morph- 2008-12-17T08:02:06Z says:

      soo*

    • jqh88
      jqh88 2008-12-17T08:25:17Z says:

      Morph, it's not even that I dislike you. It's just that you're making it too easy. I swear I tried to resist and just couldn't.

    • AquaLunaTik
      AquaLunaTik 2008-12-17T09:00:30Z says:

      Did you not read what Morph wrote , or are just that fuckin dumb

    • TheCatLady
      TheCatLady 2008-12-17T14:22:15Z says:

      Okay, okay boys, no need to fight, just one thing I need to know, how did y'all get this picture of me, it was in my family album...........seriously.........who was it??

    • Mannynub
      Mannynub 2008-12-17T23:55:26Z says:

      Hi CatLady o/ welcome back

  • smerf
    smerf 2008-12-17T05:34:26Z says:

    So, this is what iranian sees when a woman is naked? No wonder he goes after goats.

    • possum
      possum 2008-12-17T06:32:48Z says:

      you're b-a-a-a-a-d!

    • jqh88
      jqh88 2008-12-17T07:08:14Z says:

      Smerf, the only one lame enough to go out of his way to insult someone as lame as iranian.

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-12-17T07:25:59Z says:

      No, I'm just trying to see if I can piss him off enough to post the address of my "parents" that he found.

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-12-17T07:26:35Z says:

      That being said, fuck off and die now.

    • jqh88
      jqh88 2008-12-17T07:32:38Z says:

      Wow, there's a back story? And it involves you and iranian. That changes everything!

    • RedLeader
      RedLeader 2008-12-17T07:33:58Z says:

      seconded

      asslicker

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-12-17T07:49:04Z says:

      No, not sarcasm. Ouch. That stings. Please, no more. Oh, for the love of God, stop it.

      Damn window-licker. Who let you let you out of your crate?

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2008-12-17T07:57:33Z says:

      Smerf, you sound agitated lately, is everything OK?

    • jqh88
      jqh88 2008-12-17T08:00:18Z says:

      Smerf's just at that time of the month.

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-12-17T08:34:32Z says:

      29 credits this semester.

      Plus, jqhomo is an ass.

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-12-17T08:38:08Z says:

      holy shit, 29 hours in one semester? I'm only going to do 9 next one

    • AquaLunaTik
      AquaLunaTik 2008-12-17T09:19:46Z says:

      I wish miss Deja would ban jQ , we should be able to vote out someone , for a week .

    • jqh88
      jqh88 2008-12-17T10:05:08Z says:

      I vote for AquaLunaTik to be banned (democracy is a bitch).

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-12-17T14:37:33Z says:

      I think Smerk and Rolanda are gonna start dating. What a couple of fucking dickweeds. They'll go well together. Throw in Gay-Billy and that faggy trifecta will never leave the house.

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2008-12-18T03:39:26Z says:

      I made that comment for the sole purpose of showcasing your tenacious nerd-dom, and penchant for poring over everything posted here.

      It worked.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-12-18T03:52:28Z says:

      You didn't even make that comment, Rolanda. Your boyfriend did. You were tied up with a dildo in your ass singing Unchain My Heart.

    • RedLeader
      RedLeader 2008-12-18T07:52:16Z says:

      i vote for jqh88 to fuck off like a god dumb-fuck
      (freewill, it's a bitch)

      if you gonna qoute... don't misquote fucken asslicker

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-12-18T11:37:40Z says:

      You don't get to vote.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-12-18T11:41:38Z says:

      i get to vote but choose not too

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-12-18T11:55:19Z says:

      Your vote is only worth 1/10 of a regular vote.

  • Jigga
    Jigga 2008-12-17T05:44:00Z says:

    I wonder if it takes it in the ass

    • RedLeader
      RedLeader 2008-12-17T07:34:17Z says:

      like your mum?

    • deadeyesamuri
      deadeyesamuri 2008-12-18T04:50:54Z says:

      nah like yours, jiggas mom isnt a hoe.........fo sho

    • RedLeader
      RedLeader 2008-12-18T07:52:43Z says:

      you would know wouldn't you

    • deadeyesamuri
      deadeyesamuri 2008-12-19T01:11:31Z says:

      sure would ur moms a freak

  • arkanon
    arkanon 2008-12-17T05:58:21Z says:

    whoa, its my ex....*grabs flamethrower* everyone stand back this could get messy!

  • nonstickfriend
    nonstickfriend 2008-12-17T06:02:13Z says:

    That's what mine looks like one week a month. All you men better run.

    • jqh88
      jqh88 2008-12-17T06:15:23Z says:

      There is no need to talk like unless you also don't have a mouth or asshole.

    • nonstickfriend
      nonstickfriend 2008-12-17T06:18:24Z says:

      And a large bottle of tequila and a bunch of lube...that's the only way it's goin in the exit

    • jqh88
      jqh88 2008-12-17T06:27:05Z says:

      If there's one thing I've learned on Mucho, it is that blood is nature's lube.

    • nonstickfriend
      nonstickfriend 2008-12-17T06:29:26Z says:

      Nice. Maybe I'm just more afraid of my vagina than you are.

    • jqh88
      jqh88 2008-12-17T06:40:05Z says:

      Hey it's just a gaping wound that men like to stick their peens in, nothing extraordinary there.

    • nonstickfriend
      nonstickfriend 2008-12-17T06:48:29Z says:

      Nice breakdown. Glad I finally know that that thing is.

    • jqh88
      jqh88 2008-12-17T06:52:41Z says:

      If I had a daughter, I would explain it to her the same way.

    • BlackTEE
      BlackTEE 2008-12-17T23:50:48Z says:

      Noob love.

    • elchris
      elchris 2008-12-18T00:03:51Z says:

      the other hedgehog was cooler

  • nonstickfriend
    nonstickfriend 2008-12-17T06:53:32Z says:

    Would you use "peens"? Doesn't sound very masculine.

    • jqh88
      jqh88 2008-12-17T07:09:34Z says:

      Hey, when your's can practically double as a third leg, you don't worry about things like that.

    • nonstickfriend
      nonstickfriend 2008-12-17T07:12:25Z says:

      Would you explain that to your daughter too?

    • jqh88
      jqh88 2008-12-17T07:14:21Z says:

      I'd like to think that her mother would have explained it to her in her stories about me and my giant manhood.

    • nonstickfriend
      nonstickfriend 2008-12-17T07:18:18Z says:

      That sounds like a quick step to incest

    • jqh88
      jqh88 2008-12-17T07:20:45Z says:

      Yeah, you can tell that I would make an excellent parent.

    • nonstickfriend
      nonstickfriend 2008-12-17T07:23:13Z says:

      Only in certain states...you should probably sitck with wrapping it up or keep lying to women

    • jqh88
      jqh88 2008-12-17T07:27:12Z says:

      Women love it when I lie to them.

    • nonstickfriend
      nonstickfriend 2008-12-17T07:28:21Z says:

      Until you drop your pants...

    • jqh88
      jqh88 2008-12-17T07:33:32Z says:

      Yes and perceive my giant manhood, at which point they whimper in fear, but in a "fuck me" kind of way.

    • nonstickfriend
      nonstickfriend 2008-12-17T07:34:51Z says:

      More like "this crazy fuckin bastard is going to rape me" kinda way

    • jqh88
      jqh88 2008-12-17T07:41:14Z says:

      You're spanking your shit as we speak aren't you, you dirty little whore?

    • nonstickfriend
      nonstickfriend 2008-12-17T07:42:53Z says:

      I didn't realize this was a sex chat website...

    • jqh88
      jqh88 2008-12-17T07:44:11Z says:

      Baby, it's whatever you want it to be.

    • nonstickfriend
      nonstickfriend 2008-12-17T07:45:50Z says:

      I do like having control....

    • jqh88
      jqh88 2008-12-17T07:50:31Z says:

      Oh baby, please stop making me lick your boots...I'll do what you want.

    • nonstickfriend
      nonstickfriend 2008-12-17T07:54:11Z says:

      If you are licking my boots, you missed your mark

    • jqh88
      jqh88 2008-12-17T08:01:53Z says:

      I like where this is going.

    • jqh88
      jqh88 2008-12-17T08:05:46Z says:

      Baby, I can't do this. It's just not real enough. You should come over in real life and I'll lick wherever you want.

    • nonstickfriend
      nonstickfriend 2008-12-17T08:09:16Z says:

      I dunno...I might be underage a stupid.

    • jqh88
      jqh88 2008-12-17T08:17:25Z says:

      Don't worry, I wouldn't do anything you don't want me to.

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-12-17T08:20:52Z says:

      jqh is a desperate bastard, for all he know's nonstickfriend could be a 300lbs trucker with nothing better to do then ask about his boyfriend's cock and getting cummed on the face and yet he is trying so hard to get into nsf pants

    • nonstickfriend
      nonstickfriend 2008-12-17T08:24:49Z says:

      You are on it tonight buddy!

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-12-17T08:28:10Z says:

      shut it bitch, jqh says I haven't seen tits in real life, yet he's trying so hard to get you to like him and he has no fucking clue what you look like
      also I am on it tonight

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-12-17T08:28:40Z says:

      but I still think you're a 14 year old cunt

    • jqh88
      jqh88 2008-12-17T08:31:24Z says:

      If you ever come over, nsf, drumrave's right, I'd do all kinds of dirty stuff to you. And if you are underage (which I honestly doubt what you've said so far) I'd fly you to Italy and do all kinds of dirty stuff to you there.

    • AquaLunaTik
      AquaLunaTik 2008-12-17T09:27:45Z says:

      What is your house address jqh88 , I will send a hooker to your house , I will even pay her .

    • jqh88
      jqh88 2008-12-17T09:38:13Z says:

      Your mom always says my bitch slapping her in the face with my cock is payment enough, so you don't need to waste your Monopoly money.

    • Nekrofelia
      Nekrofelia 2008-12-17T17:50:47Z says:

      My guess Drum is they're both 14 y/o boys. Fucking reminds me of Mad TV's Stewart "Look what I can do!"

  • nonstickfriend
    nonstickfriend 2008-12-17T08:31:39Z says:

    And I think you have now way of knowing so why are you so fucking concerned? ...dumb fuck

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-12-17T08:34:49Z says:

      And I think you should use the reply button more often.

    • jqh88
      jqh88 2008-12-17T08:42:38Z says:

      Don't mind these sexless bastards NSF. They're just angry because they don't have sex in rl. Just be careful, if you don't have wild filthy sex frequently in rl, you could end up like them.

    • HerbyVerstinks
      HerbyVerstinks 2008-12-17T08:48:56Z says:

      Hey little daddies gurl
      best learn to press that fuckin reply button
      break out those ta-tas too!

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-12-17T15:41:06Z says:

      That coming from someone who's apparently trying to have sex on the internet? Hilarious.

  • HareTrinity
    HareTrinity 2008-12-17T10:16:36Z says:

    How do I not have this?

    ...Though XXXenophile is probably better.

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-12-18T02:41:50Z says:

      Stop lurking, and just post everything you have.

  • EPISTAXIS
    EPISTAXIS 2008-12-17T14:28:36Z says:

    put this pic on a glory-hole to guarantee a slow night at the job. If that is your job... ummm *runs of to exit-door*

  • TheSexFuhrer
    TheSexFuhrer 2008-12-17T15:30:43Z says:

    Oh dear, that's an old one, brings back memories. Early '90s at least - used to be pictured in Heavy Metal Magazine.

  • asterdash
    asterdash 2008-12-18T04:27:45Z says:

    Sweet mother of fuck its Joan Rivers.

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