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ridiculous black metal video, who the fuck listen to this shit anyway?

Black metal

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  • zombieanimalsemn
    zombieanimalsemn 2008-01-15T05:09:17Z says:

    This is pretty much how I feel about all the new growling screamo Bullshit coming out of metal lately.

    • NeoNitride
      NeoNitride 2008-01-16T05:40:33Z says:

      Now I know why its called "Black" metal, half the fucking video is so dark you cant see shit.

  • zombieanimalsemn
    zombieanimalsemn 2008-01-15T05:09:56Z says:

    This is sorto of entertaining though and I'm sure they were on drugs when they made this so I'll give em a bit of slack.

    • BukkakeHaduken
      BukkakeHaduken 2008-01-15T18:32:24Z says:

      like how i give girls i roofie some slack for being a bad lays?

  • StokedOUTstokeS
    StokedOUTstokeS 2008-01-15T05:18:59Z says:

    ahahhaha god this is great

    • instakitty
      instakitty 2008-01-15T07:49:31Z says:

      i know, this is fucking amazing. it would make a nice themesong.

  • DickNixonJr
    DickNixonJr 2008-01-15T05:20:02Z says:

    Shitty music?
    Yes

    Shitty Video Quality?
    Yeah

    Nice costume?
    Not really.

    0.001/10

    • cshoe86
      cshoe86 2008-01-15T06:05:57Z says:

      ^Very generous

    • TheCatLady
      TheCatLady 2008-01-15T06:28:32Z says:

      Man this song and clip are so crap it was sending me to sleep.

    • AryanVegetarian
      AryanVegetarian 2008-01-15T21:53:27Z says:

      i was surprised it just wasn't all a drop D medley. do i hear some actual chords in there? amazing.

  • KillerJonesy
    KillerJonesy 2008-01-15T05:23:42Z says:

    this sounds more like a psychobilly band on a lot of Barbie Doll Acid

  • KojachBaumherr
    KojachBaumherr 2008-01-15T06:04:25Z says:

    The Blair Bitch is ALIVE!

  • godofwar64
    godofwar64 2008-01-15T06:31:19Z says:

    This is fucking bullshit, this pisses me off this is a joke i listen to black metal this is not black metal this is a fucking idiot who cant play guitar and just yells.. its good music if its played good

    • MMA
      MMA 2008-01-15T07:56:12Z says:

      Black metal can never be played good. It sounds like someone is sawing a guitar and a persons head off all at the same time.

    • UshutfaceNow
      UshutfaceNow 2008-01-15T08:26:50Z says:

      That's not good?

    • Schadenfreude
      Schadenfreude 2008-01-15T08:51:51Z says:

      The sawing of guitars/people is only good for watching, not so much for listening to.

  • Ancoron
    Ancoron 2008-01-15T09:21:16Z says:

    Immortal made a video even more ridiculus back in the days, I still laugh even when I think of it. And right, BlackMetal must sound like it's been recorded on a mobile phone during snowstorm inside of a russian tank.

    • PinkSockerMom
      PinkSockerMom 2008-01-15T10:39:14Z says:

      Yeah the video for "Call of the Winter Moon." Immortal rules.

    • BukkakeHaduken
      BukkakeHaduken 2008-01-15T18:35:06Z says:

      i like your imagery ancoron. but wouldn't the snow be falling whistfully with no sound and also soften the clatter of the tank treads?

    • rapeyourface1
      rapeyourface1 2008-04-28T06:07:13Z says:

      i remember that one. Guy was wearin a wicked witch holloween hat. Grim

  • -Morph-
    -Morph- 2008-01-15T10:39:11Z says:

    i wa sskipping around waiting to hear something that sounded like shitty music but all i heard was white noise with some guy yelling gibberish...


    so at what point does the music start...?

    • Mannynub
      Mannynub 2008-01-15T11:15:27Z says:

      I was thinking the same Morph. Sat here thinking "Ok, so this is the shity quality intro bit that some bands have in front of their actual songs..... damn it's going on for a while"

  • killakill
    killakill 2008-01-15T11:15:45Z says:

    wheres a drunken Taiwanese truck driver when you need one.

    • elchris
      elchris 2008-01-15T11:19:46Z says:

      hopefully heading for the gothic morons

  • Romeo2000
    Romeo2000 2008-01-15T12:00:54Z says:

    plantshit in the forest?

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-01-15T13:26:30Z says:

      no , i havent been deep in the forest in sometime. I usally is around my home on the winter. But soon its spring and the snow will melt and fill up the brooks and rivers and the forest will awake for its silent rest. I shall travel a week up to the norwegian sea then go to russia and meet up with barents sea. This is kind of intresting because its here i buy/trade my drug stash , from russian sailors.

    • elchris
      elchris 2008-01-15T15:26:10Z says:

      didnt you say drugs were for the weak

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-01-15T20:22:56Z says:

      the business doesnt go so well, its easier to sell my crafts if i sell it with drugs.

    • Alyon
      Alyon 2008-01-15T23:30:26Z says:

      bear hunters not in big demand in sweden?

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-01-15T23:42:32Z says:

      no

    • Alyon
      Alyon 2008-01-15T23:51:05Z says:

      About 150 years ago, the Scandinavian bear population numbered 4000 - 5000 animals, two-thirds of them in Norway. Bounties led to them being ruthlessly hunted, and 200-300 bears were shot every year between 1850 and 1860. The bounty scheme lasted until 1932, when bears became protected while in their winter lairs.

      pretty harsh stuff, but look on the bright side the Swedish bear population has grown by an average of 5.5 per cent per year for the last 100 years...

    • elchris
      elchris 2008-01-16T07:59:14Z says:

      i think plantshit means that the crowfeet jewlery business isnt goin that well

  • urkelbot
    urkelbot 2008-01-15T14:07:14Z says:

    As a listener of black metal, this isn't that bad.

    • Alyon
      Alyon 2008-01-15T23:30:45Z says:

      thats funny cause every other listener of black metal has said it's shit.

    • leper-chaun
      leper-chaun 2008-01-15T23:50:18Z says:

      i agree, i like it.

    • Alyon
      Alyon 2008-01-15T23:52:24Z says:

      Then i can only assume you have the audio version of blindness.

    • leper-chaun
      leper-chaun 2008-01-16T18:36:23Z says:

      go hump a cross halfbreed retard

  • Blah2aUsaName
    Blah2aUsaName 2008-01-15T14:16:42Z says:

    If I recall correctly, his name is Fran Mata and he had a project called Arkanum. I had one album which sounded alot better than this (c. 1997)

    • leper-chaun
      leper-chaun 2008-01-15T23:52:04Z says:

      thanks for info

  • Stallan
    Stallan 2008-01-15T19:14:25Z says:

    this is the most horrible black metal i've ever heard... I was expecting this to turn into a world of warcraft trailer

  • leper-chaun
    leper-chaun 2008-01-15T23:50:10Z says:

    This is great. What band is this?

    • leper-chaun
      leper-chaun 2008-01-15T23:51:44Z says:

      nvm, need to learn to read prevous comments.
      sigh*

  • godofwar64
    godofwar64 2008-01-16T00:06:33Z says:

    immortal videos are fucking retarded, there music is amazing.

    • leper-chaun
      leper-chaun 2008-01-16T00:16:31Z says:

      Live videos are ok

  • Tiamat
    Tiamat 2008-01-16T13:50:46Z says:

    This shit's so hilarious. I've seen others similar to this. Always revolves around a fucktard walking around in the wood as the dark knight/sorcerer/demon and desperately trying to look evil.

  • SexualisPsychopathia
    SexualisPsychopathia 2008-01-16T15:17:03Z says:

    sounds like old Immortal.

  • SDubDaBullDogg
    SDubDaBullDogg 2008-12-23T18:51:13Z says:

    this actually sounds like a really bad Burzum rip off.

Plantshit
posted January 15, 2008

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