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ridiculous black metal video, who the fuck listen to this shit anyway?

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  • 75533_1195735587_large

    This is pretty much how I feel about all the new growling screamo Bullshit coming out of metal lately.

    2008-01-15T05:09:17Z
    • Blueme75
      NeoNitride says:

      Now I know why its called "Black" metal, half the fucking video is so dark you cant see shit.

      2008-01-16T05:40:33Z
  • 75533_1195735587_large

    This is sorto of entertaining though and I'm sure they were on drugs when they made this so I'll give em a bit of slack.

    2008-01-15T05:09:56Z
    • Bukkake

      like how i give girls i roofie some slack for being a bad lays?

      2008-01-15T18:32:24Z
  • 3iob-blades-coverms

    ahahhaha god this is great

    2008-01-15T05:18:59Z
    • Kittyeyese
      instakitty says:

      i know, this is fucking amazing. it would make a nice themesong.

      2008-01-15T07:49:31Z
  • New-avatar

    Shitty music?
    Yes

    Shitty Video Quality?
    Yeah

    Nice costume?
    Not really.

    0.001/10

    2008-01-15T05:20:02Z
    • Avatar_6372
      cshoe86 says:

      ^Very generous

      2008-01-15T06:05:57Z
    • Catlady2
      TheCatLady says:

      Man this song and clip are so crap it was sending me to sleep.

      2008-01-15T06:28:32Z
    • Steroid-freak

      i was surprised it just wasn't all a drop D medley. do i hear some actual chords in there? amazing.

      2008-01-15T21:53:27Z
  • Brdskull2

    this sounds more like a psychobilly band on a lot of Barbie Doll Acid

    2008-01-15T05:23:42Z
  • 48x48

    The Blair Bitch is ALIVE!

    2008-01-15T06:04:25Z
  • 48x48
    godofwar64 says:

    This is fucking bullshit, this pisses me off this is a joke i listen to black metal this is not black metal this is a fucking idiot who cant play guitar and just yells.. its good music if its played good

    2008-01-15T06:31:19Z
    • Ufc76griffin_vs_shogun3
      MMA says:

      Black metal can never be played good. It sounds like someone is sawing a guitar and a persons head off all at the same time.

      2008-01-15T07:56:12Z
    • Creepshow_copy

      That's not good?

      2008-01-15T08:26:50Z
    • Shocker

      The sawing of guitars/people is only good for watching, not so much for listening to.

      2008-01-15T08:51:51Z
  • Skull
    Ancoron says:

    Immortal made a video even more ridiculus back in the days, I still laugh even when I think of it. And right, BlackMetal must sound like it's been recorded on a mobile phone during snowstorm inside of a russian tank.

    2008-01-15T09:21:16Z
    • Muchos

      Yeah the video for "Call of the Winter Moon." Immortal rules.

      2008-01-15T10:39:14Z
    • Bukkake

      i like your imagery ancoron. but wouldn't the snow be falling whistfully with no sound and also soften the clatter of the tank treads?

      2008-01-15T18:35:06Z
    • Coolice

      i remember that one. Guy was wearin a wicked witch holloween hat. Grim

      2008-04-28T06:07:13Z
  • Dragon-avatarsmall
    -Morph- says:

    i wa sskipping around waiting to hear something that sounded like shitty music but all i heard was white noise with some guy yelling gibberish...


    so at what point does the music start...?

    2008-01-15T10:39:11Z
    • Th_papa_lazarou
      Mannynub says:

      I was thinking the same Morph. Sat here thinking "Ok, so this is the shity quality intro bit that some bands have in front of their actual songs..... damn it's going on for a while"

      2008-01-15T11:15:27Z
  • 1071339278_m_copy
    killakill says:

    wheres a drunken Taiwanese truck driver when you need one.

    2008-01-15T11:15:45Z
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      elchris says:

      hopefully heading for the gothic morons

      2008-01-15T11:19:46Z
  • Unbenannt2007
    Romeo2000 says:

    plantshit in the forest?

    2008-01-15T12:00:54Z
    • Rsz_moleshit
      Plantshit says:

      no , i havent been deep in the forest in sometime. I usally is around my home on the winter. But soon its spring and the snow will melt and fill up the brooks and rivers and the forest will awake for its silent rest. I shall travel a week up to the norwegian sea then go to russia and meet up with barents sea. This is kind of intresting because its here i buy/trade my drug stash , from russian sailors.

      2008-01-15T13:26:30Z
    • Mcuz98cafmlckecat0o348caftl1unca23jtwpcaidu2m2caom2suscapzjmzycawws38fcazgg160cal1ea8scarnpxyvcat4oz76car4uszocajm4sscca7318becafhx1uzcabkjjincaq2uvts
      elchris says:

      didnt you say drugs were for the weak

      2008-01-15T15:26:10Z
    • Rsz_moleshit
      Plantshit says:

      the business doesnt go so well, its easier to sell my crafts if i sell it with drugs.

      2008-01-15T20:22:56Z
    • Illuminated3
      Alyon says:

      bear hunters not in big demand in sweden?

      2008-01-15T23:30:26Z
    • Rsz_moleshit
      Plantshit says:

      no

      2008-01-15T23:42:32Z
    • Illuminated3
      Alyon says:

      About 150 years ago, the Scandinavian bear population numbered 4000 - 5000 animals, two-thirds of them in Norway. Bounties led to them being ruthlessly hunted, and 200-300 bears were shot every year between 1850 and 1860. The bounty scheme lasted until 1932, when bears became protected while in their winter lairs.

      pretty harsh stuff, but look on the bright side the Swedish bear population has grown by an average of 5.5 per cent per year for the last 100 years...

      2008-01-15T23:51:05Z
    • Mcuz98cafmlckecat0o348caftl1unca23jtwpcaidu2m2caom2suscapzjmzycawws38fcazgg160cal1ea8scarnpxyvcat4oz76car4uszocajm4sscca7318becafhx1uzcabkjjincaq2uvts
      elchris says:

      i think plantshit means that the crowfeet jewlery business isnt goin that well

      2008-01-16T07:59:14Z
  • Descendents
    urkelbot says:

    As a listener of black metal, this isn't that bad.

    2008-01-15T14:07:14Z
    • Illuminated3
      Alyon says:

      thats funny cause every other listener of black metal has said it's shit.

      2008-01-15T23:30:45Z
    • Msav

      i agree, i like it.

      2008-01-15T23:50:18Z
    • Illuminated3
      Alyon says:

      Then i can only assume you have the audio version of blindness.

      2008-01-15T23:52:24Z
    • Msav

      go hump a cross halfbreed retard

      2008-01-16T18:36:23Z
  • 48x48

    If I recall correctly, his name is Fran Mata and he had a project called Arkanum. I had one album which sounded alot better than this (c. 1997)

    2008-01-15T14:16:42Z
    • Msav

      thanks for info

      2008-01-15T23:52:04Z
  • Moto-avatar
    Stallan says:

    this is the most horrible black metal i've ever heard... I was expecting this to turn into a world of warcraft trailer

    2008-01-15T19:14:25Z
  • Msav

    This is great. What band is this?

    2008-01-15T23:50:10Z
    • Msav

      nvm, need to learn to read prevous comments.
      sigh*

      2008-01-15T23:51:44Z
  • 48x48
    godofwar64 says:

    immortal videos are fucking retarded, there music is amazing.

    2008-01-16T00:06:33Z
    • Msav

      Live videos are ok

      2008-01-16T00:16:31Z
  • Muchopirate
    Tiamat says:

    This shit's so hilarious. I've seen others similar to this. Always revolves around a fucktard walking around in the wood as the dark knight/sorcerer/demon and desperately trying to look evil.

    2008-01-16T13:50:46Z
  • Richard-kuklinski_2_200

    sounds like old Immortal.

    2008-01-16T15:17:03Z
Rsz_moleshit
posted January 15, 2008

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