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Bouncer Buddies

Bouncers, doing what they do. Interludes of their groups hugs set to russian rap or some shit.

Bouncer Buddies

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  • halfmetal
    halfmetal 2008-10-09T04:15:24Z says:

    numero uno!

    • Leftnut
      Leftnut 2008-10-09T07:15:22Z says:

      Stupid half metal

    • theforgotten
      theforgotten 2008-11-16T01:46:54Z says:

      OK, I'm sorry, but all I see are sucker punches and kicking people while they're dazed or down...some pretty pussy moves if you ask me...and anyone that glorifies this is probably the same

  • 1rish1
    1rish1 2008-10-09T04:18:49Z says:

    I gotta say that double KO was funny.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-10-09T04:26:08Z says:

      I wonder what was happening that they felt the need to sucker punch all those guys.

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-10-09T05:14:07Z says:

      I'm laughing because they sucker punched the guy at 2:03, then he got up and sucker punched him right back. 6 guys, punching and kicking him, and they couldn't put him down. PUSSIES!!!

    • bugsglO
      bugsglO 2008-10-09T06:33:39Z says:

      Im sayin youre cornered, getting your ass handed to you, still concious.... you fucking fight, right? That one dude just gave up.

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2008-10-09T18:39:59Z says:

      In Russia, you do NOT cut in the lunch line.

    • bigsmokedogg
      bigsmokedogg 2008-10-09T23:58:07Z says:

      these are some bitches. them gloves they use aren't padded. they're filled with iron filings. knees to the head while they're on the way down then kicking and stomping on heads when down is just pussy. if y wanna fight some 1 fight them. mind you the double k.o. at the start was immense

    • SLIKRK
      SLIKRK 2008-10-10T01:21:34Z says:

      There are no rules in Russia. I do the same shit when I fight

  • kaychuk
    kaychuk 2008-10-09T04:28:02Z says:

    the first two KO's take the gold...

  • Frankinwang
    Frankinwang 2008-10-09T04:35:44Z says:

    that last part seemed like an incredibly dramatic scene in a movie with that sad music playin..makes u feel bad for the guy gettin his ass handed to him, but then u think........hahahaha

  • stringsNstuff
    stringsNstuff 2008-10-09T04:37:19Z says:

    russians are pussys

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2008-10-09T04:39:02Z says:

      You should tell them that.

    • stringsNstuff
      stringsNstuff 2008-10-09T05:54:09Z says:

      ok

    • SINCITY72002
      SINCITY72002 2008-10-09T06:10:02Z says:

      I would love for me and a couple of my friends to go to this bar and knock these little faggots out...I mean all these people's friends just watched them get there asses beat what a bunch of bitches

    • stringsNstuff
      stringsNstuff 2008-10-09T06:18:50Z says:

      why would you take all youre buddys to a gay bar?

    • Leftnut
      Leftnut 2008-10-09T07:16:13Z says:

      I would shot everyone in that club

    • Bull
      Bull 2008-10-09T08:27:34Z says:

      cum shots don't count

    • FerociousMacDocious
      FerociousMacDocious 2008-10-09T18:10:02Z says:

      No this just seems like a bunch of skinny russian fags sucker punching random people and then jumping them together. 1 on 1 most of them would get their asses kicked, they cant be much over 150 lbs.

    • bigsmokedogg
      bigsmokedogg 2008-10-10T00:03:29Z says:

      sin, i thought we'd established that your friends were your right hand and the internet? by knock out you mean appolige profusely for getting your blood on their nice shiney floor?

  • caleg
    caleg 2008-10-09T04:44:51Z says:

    What's with the picture at the end?

    • monkfish
      monkfish 2008-10-09T06:15:37Z says:

      They just wanted to make sure we knew they were gay. I'm surprised Skulk isn't drawn to comment by his gaydar.

    • bigsmokedogg
      bigsmokedogg 2008-10-10T00:17:29Z says:

      haha, one of them has some speado's on in that last group pic

  • ClaudeBallz
    ClaudeBallz 2008-10-09T04:47:07Z says:

    Why didn't they tie up the guy and fuck his girlfriend in front of him?

    • monkfish
      monkfish 2008-10-09T06:16:06Z says:

      I don't think they've ever seen A Clockwork Orange

    • Staroplzenecky
      Staroplzenecky 2008-10-09T20:57:17Z says:

      good for them, that movie is horrible as in bad it sucks i wish i would have never seen it

    • Darktide5
      Darktide5 2008-10-10T02:54:39Z says:

      Yeah, Barbies Adventures down under has such a better plot to it, right?
      Only an idiot would enjoy a classical movie with such vibrant scenes.

    • mamer
      mamer 2008-10-10T03:01:00Z says:

      what a fucking ignorant you are, its one of the best movies ever

    • monkfish
      monkfish 2008-10-10T06:40:28Z says:

      Staro you suck. You wouldn't know a good movie even if it kicked the shit out of you while listening to Beethoven

    • theforgotten
      theforgotten 2008-11-16T01:49:12Z says:

      i saw clock work orange once...but i was stoned and all i remember was a cop giving a guy a ticket for like an hour

  • hello-kitty
    hello-kitty 2008-10-09T04:50:48Z says:

    hahahha.. what a bunch of sesame street hookers..

  • BiggerBadderBlackerTyrizzle4Shizzle
    BiggerBadderBlackerTyrizzle4Shizzle 2008-10-09T04:50:58Z says:

    that one skinny fuck is master of the sucker punch.... atta boy

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2008-10-09T06:17:02Z says:

      I'm pretty sure these guys are niggers.

    • BiggerBadderBlackerTyrizzle4Shizzle
      BiggerBadderBlackerTyrizzle4Shizzle 2008-10-09T16:07:29Z says:

      we all have a little nigger in us... in my case, my little nigger sits on my shoulder and tells me to whistle at white chicks...

    • dik
      dik 2008-10-09T16:39:45Z says:

      mine tells me to eat chicken

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-10-09T18:01:54Z says:

      I never listen to mine, stupid nigger doesn't know shit.

    • FerociousMacDocious
      FerociousMacDocious 2008-10-09T18:13:19Z says:

      I cant hear mine he's too far out in the cotton field!

    • cdbsr00
      cdbsr00 2008-10-09T18:28:09Z says:

      good to know that LN has been in all of you. either he's a whore or you're all easy lays.

    • OhSnap
      OhSnap 2008-10-10T02:13:16Z says:

      For some reason I have a hard time believing bbbt is really black.

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2008-10-10T02:40:32Z says:

      Mine tells me to quit being such an Uncle Tom.

    • mamer
      mamer 2008-10-10T02:55:42Z says:

      I have a new nigger in me everyday and it comes every time I gotta take a shit

  • FLFisher
    FLFisher 2008-10-09T04:55:57Z says:

    Whatever you do, don't try and save yourself by getting the fuck out of there... Just let them beat you senseless.

    • Darktide5
      Darktide5 2008-10-10T02:56:39Z says:

      And forget trying to defend yourself, it is not like you need your teeth anyway.

  • Brembo66
    Brembo66 2008-10-09T05:10:01Z says:

    So they're bad ass because they cheap shot and sneak punches? Cool.

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2008-10-09T15:02:50Z says:

      Seems like at some point someone would come back with some molotov cocktails or a gun or something

  • smerf
    smerf 2008-10-09T05:15:10Z says:

    You know why they were sucker punching people, right? They were told they looked very gay in their group photos.

    • PUSSYHANDS
      PUSSYHANDS 2008-10-09T06:10:19Z says:

      That pic at the end was priceless.

    • SINCITY72002
      SINCITY72002 2008-10-09T06:10:20Z says:

      lol

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2008-10-09T18:42:47Z says:

      ^Translated: Pussyhead has an 8x10 of that picture over his bed now.

    • PUSSYHANDS
      PUSSYHANDS 2008-10-09T21:29:48Z says:

      Thanks for signing it Claude.

  • -Morph-
    -Morph- 2008-10-09T06:00:27Z says:

    Whats the best way to make any song retardedly gay? befor e the song add in "hmmm uh huh yeah"

    and if you really wanna go all out throw in a "mic check one, two"

    • faggot
      faggot 2008-10-09T15:59:12Z says:

      *takes notes*

  • tavery80
    tavery80 2008-10-09T06:07:02Z says:

    russian bouncer = license to commit assault.

    You better believe in this country (US), I'd own that club when the lawsuit was over after a jury saw that tape.

    • bugsglO
      bugsglO 2008-10-09T06:30:34Z says:

      I was just thinking "These guys are lucky they have socialized healthcare.... broken jaws aint cheap!

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2008-10-09T16:31:25Z says:

      Actually tavery you are naive and full of shit. Bouncers all over the world are hand-in-glove with cops, and clubs pay backhanders to ensure it stays that way.
      Also, tapes mysteriously go missing if they need to. In your beloved US some friends of mine (Californians) and I had a pretty decent brawl with 2 'undercover' bouncers (who 'started' it whilst drinking 'on duty'). When we defended ourselves (rather well considering there were just four of us, and most of their crew in the end) myself and my friend (who got hit first) were arrested, and the shit-starters were 'mysteriously' rushed out the back door.
      When it went to court it was thrown out because the dumbass, southern wild boar cop identified me as my friend. LMAO. Totally true story And no, I am not trying to seem 'tough'...I just wouldn't let any cunt do this sorta shit to me, ever. But, in Russia I'd say it's just best to wake from the cheap shot, and hightail it out of there. Russia makes the south look like utopia.
      (I can hardly wait for the 'I got as far as...' comments)

    • BiggerBadderBlackerTyrizzle4Shizzle
      BiggerBadderBlackerTyrizzle4Shizzle 2008-10-09T16:37:48Z says:

      cruelhomo, you should be tired of writing that long shit that nobody reads....
      youre the type of dumbass that can talk a girl out of wanting to have sex with you

    • dik
      dik 2008-10-09T16:44:23Z says:

      you goddamned windbag...look at the fucking space you take up...nobody is going to read that and i'll tell you why
      1. you're stupid
      b. i prefer to use letters for lists
      c. you're stupid

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2008-10-09T16:49:22Z says:

      4. you're the unwanted 'extra' member of ZZ top.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2008-10-09T16:51:12Z says:

      And Bigger, you're the kind of fake nigger that has to use Rohypnol to even get to the 'convo' part.

    • dik
      dik 2008-10-09T16:56:30Z says:

      tryrone you fraud

    • dik
      dik 2008-10-09T16:57:02Z says:

      ^that's how tryrone is splelt in canada

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2008-10-09T17:00:30Z says:

      ^clunt

    • BiggerBadderBlackerTyrizzle4Shizzle
      BiggerBadderBlackerTyrizzle4Shizzle 2008-10-09T17:13:42Z says:

      lmao @ tryrone

    • BiggerBadderBlackerTyrizzle4Shizzle
      BiggerBadderBlackerTyrizzle4Shizzle 2008-10-09T17:14:13Z says:

      not lmao@ cruelhomo.... he's never funnty

    • dik
      dik 2008-10-09T17:34:14Z says:

      that's also how splelt is splelt in Canada

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-10-09T23:49:53Z says:

      In funnty a Canadian spelling as well?

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-10-09T23:50:15Z says:

      (That's how "is" is spelled in Canada too, inn't it?)

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2008-10-10T02:43:16Z says:

      I've been meaning to learn Canadian.. I got that Rosetta Stone and everything.

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2008-10-10T02:45:36Z says:

      Just can't seem to find the time...

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-10-10T03:31:33Z says:

      Yeah, it's the same way with me and Espiranto.

  • Kojach
    Kojach 2008-10-09T07:04:11Z says:

    just a bunch of fags sucker punching people

  • thebeeches
    thebeeches 2008-10-09T07:23:17Z says:

    What does security, and in the city mean in Russian?

    • luda
      luda 2008-10-09T10:33:39Z says:

      dick suckin machine

  • Sociopath
    Sociopath 2008-10-09T11:46:55Z says:

    Sucker punching people is fun, and it's much easier than squaring off with them. There's no marquis of queensbury rules in a brawl.

  • Kartofel
    Kartofel 2008-10-09T13:06:02Z says:

    This clip is dripping with extreme gayness. Surprise punches, sneak attacks, 3 on 1 fight, woman beating, retarded local rap, and of course the gay superstars style stills spread all over the video, set in chronological order (before/after the shower). If they wanted to look homos, job well done.

    • smokemypole
      smokemypole 2008-10-09T17:52:12Z says:

      lol "retarded local rap"

    • bigsmokedogg
      bigsmokedogg 2008-10-10T00:13:41Z says:

      sneak attacks? this isnt metal gear solid

  • HankChinaski
    HankChinaski 2008-10-09T15:18:47Z says:

    Repost, jeez, am I'm the only one with any memory here anymore?

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2008-10-10T00:49:52Z says:

      I always remember that you're gay and not funny. Does that count?

    • Darktide5
      Darktide5 2008-10-10T03:01:33Z says:

      Irony at its best, CruelHM calling someone else unfunny.

    • yitmat
      yitmat 2008-10-11T03:27:09Z says:

      can we partition cruelhm from here

  • GwiLo
    GwiLo 2008-10-09T15:41:05Z says:

    Sucker punch compilation. Tough wanna be guidos in their tight ass shirts. Most of them are a buck ten.

  • Killawife
    Killawife 2008-10-09T18:14:48Z says:

    And the moral of this movie is: Kill every person with a shaven head. And fat fucks

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-10-09T19:03:38Z says:

      I'm a shaven headed fat fuck, what are you gonna do about it, tough guy?

  • Stephen
    Stephen 2008-10-09T19:22:36Z says:

    SUCKER PUNCHERS ARE THE BIGGEST PUSSIES ON PLANET EARTH. Bottom line.

    • dik
      dik 2008-10-09T19:28:59Z says:

      what if someone snuck up behind you and kicked you in the balls?

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-10-09T19:29:58Z says:

      They are more like sucker elbows, well most of the single hit k.o. ones are anyhoo.

  • bigsmokedogg
    bigsmokedogg 2008-10-10T00:14:50Z says:

    is it just me or does the fat one throw in a ddt for good measure on 5:43

  • mamer
    mamer 2008-10-10T03:07:09Z says:

    It is just matter of time when one of the beaten ones grabs an AK-47 and goes shot them all.

  • jazzpotato
    jazzpotato 2008-10-10T05:05:58Z says:

    I've never seen Entourage before. I rarely watch HBO.

Thought_Criminal
posted October 09, 2008

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