"I am the midnight NAMBLA,
I am the two inch gambler,
The fondler of the nobbler,
The Nemesis of the toddler,
I look just like your father,
but I am The midnight NAMBLA"
Nothing wrong with fucking a girl, but don't let her fuck you by taking HALF YOUR SHIT while poisoning your kids minds to hate you while you're paying CHILD SUPPORT for eighteen years (including college). Admiral Ackbar said it best, gentlemen -- IT'S A TRAP!!!
Sorry you had to learn this the hard way soda, but with the progression of womenâs rights, marriage has become legalized, long-term prostitution where payment is guaranteed and enforce when necessary but service is purely optional.
I don't think females are stupid or that guys in general are smarter or better but most women are evil or at least have the potential to wreak havoc at the drop of a hat, efficient and precise. Men are clumsy and inefficient, that is why our battles turn into wars while women's battles are over before they begin. Besides, I have a mathematical proof that girls are evil.
*roll up, roll up ladies and gentlemen...witness the rarely-seen (during daylight) MS 'attention ho'.
Why is this Bonaduce getting any attention...I mean...he's doing a better job than Lucy (*Lucy/Angie takes notes). Yeah, he's like a cheap tabloid...you can read him easily using the 'Number Johnny 5 "more input" technique' and if you touch him for too long, he leaves dirty smudges on your hands.
Actually I believe females mature quicker physically rather than mentally. Which they are beginning to find is likely due to the increased consumption of milk which contains an abundance of the female hormone. Farmer's inject their cows with estrogen to increase milk production. Not always the case though, I've had facial hair and was the size of an adult by age 12 for instance.
Comments to Boys vs Girls
Sick fucking NAMBLA pedo fags trying to warp the minds of young boys.
"I am the midnight NAMBLA,
I am the two inch gambler,
The fondler of the nobbler,
The Nemesis of the toddler,
I look just like your father,
but I am The midnight NAMBLA"
new vaggie scabs song?
No, but we covered it a few times.
Urkelbot, Are you saying youve played turbonegro covers? if so which ones and are any of them online? Id really like to hear any or all of them.
NM i checked out your myspace page, I see you know my brother. Are you going to either of the Turbo shows in April?
Who's your brother? And yeah I'll probably go to the SF show unless they add some LA shows.
Look up "Suburban" on your myspace friends.
He owns/runs Turbojugendusa
Yeah, I met him and a few other dudes from Phoenix about 5 years ago in LA.
Well if you go to one of the shows coming up maybe we'll see you out there.
kinda true.
women are deceitful
Now just because the woman you went after never told you about the cock until AFTER doesn't make them all deceitful..just the ones with dicks
Nothing wrong with fucking a girl, but don't let her fuck you by taking HALF YOUR SHIT while poisoning your kids minds to hate you while you're paying CHILD SUPPORT for eighteen years (including college). Admiral Ackbar said it best, gentlemen -- IT'S A TRAP!!!
They dont call it a snatch for nothing.
Seems someone fell for the old "I want you to come inside me" ploy..
Haha sucker!
Sorry you had to learn this the hard way soda, but with the progression of womenâs rights, marriage has become legalized, long-term prostitution where payment is guaranteed and enforce when necessary but service is purely optional.
I hate women.
Brevity's cool.
Life's too short for brevity.
'Brevity' twice in one MS night. Never to show again.
You never know, give it long enough and it might appear again.
the third book down is the coolest
Men are stupid
at least the ones who believe this malarkey are
I don't think females are stupid or that guys in general are smarter or better but most women are evil or at least have the potential to wreak havoc at the drop of a hat, efficient and precise. Men are clumsy and inefficient, that is why our battles turn into wars while women's battles are over before they begin. Besides, I have a mathematical proof that girls are evil.
do share
girls = time * money
time = money
girls = money * money
girls = (money)^2
money = âevil
girls = (âevil)^2
girls = evil
I don't have a lot of room or formatting options to work with here so to anyone that can't follow that: go back to school!
A woman gave birth to Hitler, ergo women are responsible for all the arguments over the last 2 days between me & Irish.
*His dad only impregnated his mum 'cause she tricked him.
It was probably a Jewish women women who made fun of Hitler's little penis too.
...which made him so mad.
*women women = woman
There was no argument. It was just me pwning you over and over again.
I refute that & do so by directing you to the Battle of Britain post where you said we didn't win.
You can't just say something randomly & then insist it is a 'pwn'.
That puts you in the same category as that fag noob Bonaduce.
HAHAHAHA Oranjeboom got donkey punched while being fucked by a chick with a dick. eeeaawww eeeaawww
my bunny's name is fluffy...
PWN!
you can orally please my sexual organ.
Bonaduce, you're like a cheap tabloid.
*patpat
He's worse then a cheap tabloid...He comes up with the shit that makes the front page.
*roll up, roll up ladies and gentlemen...witness the rarely-seen (during daylight) MS 'attention ho'.
Why is this Bonaduce getting any attention...I mean...he's doing a better job than Lucy (*Lucy/Angie takes notes). Yeah, he's like a cheap tabloid...you can read him easily using the 'Number Johnny 5 "more input" technique' and if you touch him for too long, he leaves dirty smudges on your hands.
and yet i still want them....
...to beat my ass raw while i nibble on their boyfriend's knob
Well, good morning possum!
that was surprisingly coherent of you pussom, only on your third beer?
it's gonna be a golden day!
Actually I believe females mature quicker physically rather than mentally. Which they are beginning to find is likely due to the increased consumption of milk which contains an abundance of the female hormone. Farmer's inject their cows with estrogen to increase milk production. Not always the case though, I've had facial hair and was the size of an adult by age 12 for instance.