no..he made a hat and candy braclet out of it...but he did eat the candy braclet so youre right....rumors on the internet is that he took the umbilical cord and and glitter and macaroni and made arts and crafts with it...scientology is out of its element
Ok so get this, true story. My wife gives birth to our baby girl in October and after pushing out the afterbirth I look at my wife and say, "well that is pretty gross looking" speaking of the afterbirth. The midwife looks at me all shocked and says, "No it's beautiful." She gives me the "You're and evil man and you'll never understand" look. She then shows it to my wife and walks away. My wife looks at me and says, "That's fucking gross." So I don't know why I hit reply to your post but to answer your question, I would have to say examining it is pretty fucking bad.
My wife delivered our baby and I was over looking at him. When I came back and told her he was beautiful the doctor said something to me. I turned to him and said, "What?" When I did the BIGGEST squirt of blood came out of my wife's vagina and splashed off of the doctor's chest and onto the floor then the placenta flopped into the tub. I was SHOCKED. I stood there staring at the blood covered doctor, then I comprehended he actually said, "Do you want to watch the placenta delivery."
I watched it without knowing it was coming and it was definitely disturbing. If you can avoid watching it be delivered you'll be better off. After it's in the container it's cool to look at, but I won't watch the next one come out. It's fucking WEIRD!
if you are going to poop it happens when you first start pushing... which is way long before the baby begins to come out. believe me, its a lot easier to push out a turn than a baby... its hard fuckin work.
Ok, maybe I've never actually been at a birthing myself, and that this seemed like an easy birth, but why does a placenta needed to be inspected for completeness? Is it possible something could be missing?
yeah they check to see if the placenta is whole... make sure nothing was left inside because that can cause a bad infection... also abnormalities of the placenta can give clues if there is something wrong with the mother or baby.
I wondered as such about any parts left behind, but didn't think of using the placenta as a guide for the baby's condition. Wow, OhSnap, you're quite the expert!
Man:so how was your day honey?? Woman:well i got to deliver a baby that was covered in shit and then rummaged through this womans vag sac to see if it was complete...how 'bout you?
Man:-yarg spit vomit-
Woman:what's the matter dear??
well, i dont know what the hell you guys are talking about, this video was shit. i couldnt make out a damn thing except for who ever the moron was that filmed had a thing for what i guess was the womans asshole. think perhaps next time you could include some footage that is a bit higher quality? oh, and dont ask about my day, it was shitty and i dont care about yours. now back to cutting my wrists and mutulating my penis.
well, as fun as it would be to go around and video tape women poppin out babies, i prefer to video tape them making babies... so unless you want to pop one out for me, shut your cockholster... thanks!
ok, if you want to bitch, just shut your fucking mouth? happy??? however, i'm not sure i follow how you could say i ripped off the term cockholster, did i know you about 15 years ago or something?
hogmaster shut the fuck up. MS is not about porn, MS is all about gross shit and comments that make you shit. So shut the fuck up, go to google and search for your softcore porn you desire.
pleep, your just a fucking moron. you are just too stupid to understand that my comment had nothing to do with porn (i know your confused because i mentioned video taping sex, but it really doesnt have anything to do with my lack of interest in the shitty quality of this video) i dont even care what ms is, or what its about. and what i dont understand, if ms isnt all about porn, wtf are all the porn posts for??? so feel free to go stick your head in some dudes ass or maybe choke on some nigger dick while a gook shits on your chest, whatever your dirty little fantasies may involve.
Alright? Well Honestly, 'Hogmaster' If you don't care about "MS" then don't get on "MS" and blast a video because the quality wasn't good enough for you. The point was child birth you dip shit, nothing to do with her ass hole, and who is going to get a high quality video of their wives or their ow vagina just for the internet. You want to hurl insults? How bout you need to fuck off you stupid twit, get out of middle school, get a girlfriend(or shoot yourself), and grow the fuck up.
God, I mean this is a comment bored for a video and you start a fight.
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Comments to Burden of Birth
didnt tom cruise eat the placenta or some part after they had their kid
no..he made a hat and candy braclet out of it...but he did eat the candy braclet so youre right....rumors on the internet is that he took the umbilical cord and and glitter and macaroni and made arts and crafts with it...scientology is out of its element
i think he cooked it into some fried rice dish or something
For some reason this video makes me want to go to Old Country Buffet.
:)LMFAO
yum yum
lol
yea and i picked a fine time to eat speghetti, thanx asshole
extra prego. get it PREGGO?
extra prego. get it PREGGO?
we get it now that you've repeated it , thanks
Ya, it took me a couple of times, but I got it.
oh shit im glad you posted that twice or i wouldnt have
mommy, where do babies come from????
"FROM MY STEAMING HOT VAGINA!"
Which is worse, pushing the placenta out? Or having to "examine" it?
Ok so get this, true story. My wife gives birth to our baby girl in October and after pushing out the afterbirth I look at my wife and say, "well that is pretty gross looking" speaking of the afterbirth. The midwife looks at me all shocked and says, "No it's beautiful." She gives me the "You're and evil man and you'll never understand" look. She then shows it to my wife and walks away. My wife looks at me and says, "That's fucking gross." So I don't know why I hit reply to your post but to answer your question, I would have to say examining it is pretty fucking bad.
Thanks for sharing.
Yeah, six months late:
My wife delivered our baby and I was over looking at him. When I came back and told her he was beautiful the doctor said something to me. I turned to him and said, "What?" When I did the BIGGEST squirt of blood came out of my wife's vagina and splashed off of the doctor's chest and onto the floor then the placenta flopped into the tub. I was SHOCKED. I stood there staring at the blood covered doctor, then I comprehended he actually said, "Do you want to watch the placenta delivery."
I watched it without knowing it was coming and it was definitely disturbing. If you can avoid watching it be delivered you'll be better off. After it's in the container it's cool to look at, but I won't watch the next one come out. It's fucking WEIRD!
that didnt look so bad...wtf are women always bitching about?
okay, Your cervix is the around size of smaller that a straw. It's not the outside that hurts so bad it's the inside.
Fucker.
welll damn.... i just wanna see tom cruise bitch about how this is wrong and how it should be a silent birthing... lmao
Aww, this reminds me of 9th grade health class....
fap fap fap
i didn't know there was so much blood after the baby was already delivered... meh. :/
There's even more if you cut the baby in half.
Thanks El_Wanko, you made me spit my coffee out when I read that.
I didnt have anything to spit out at the time so i took a swig of my caprisun and than proceeded to spit it out.
good show chap!
Usually when I make people spit, it is my jizz. They are not worthy of swallowing it.
omg...i always wanted to see that...and now i wish i didn't. kind of don't want to have a kid so much now.
I MEAN LOOK AT THE BUTTHOLE!
yea, i never knew the asshole would be so swolen from childbirth. thats a real turnoff in this otherwise hot vid
Man I'm hungry.... Wonder if we have any dead baby left in the fridge?
You know what you give a dead baby for Christmas?
...
A dead puppy.
Would have been great if she would have fired a turd at the doctor. :)LOL
I think they give you an enema when things start rolling.
Nope.
if you are going to poop it happens when you first start pushing... which is way long before the baby begins to come out. believe me, its a lot easier to push out a turn than a baby... its hard fuckin work.
a turn!? as in turnip? ;)
i've never seen childbirth in my 20 years of living.
until now.
I am on the exact same ship as you
carnival cruise?
I wanted to make a joke but I can't remember the name of that movie where they accidentally end up on a gay cruise ship.
boat trip. terrible film
that was not hot.
So thats where aliens come from?
that was fucking revolting , i cant remember it being that messy when my 3 kids pop out of their mum....
this just ruined porn for me. i seriously just tried to look at some good, honest, all-american tranny porn, and i felt like vomiting. thanks mucho
I know feel fully qualified to supervise this procedure. "Push you bitch, you're not doing it right like on the video."
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Ok, maybe I've never actually been at a birthing myself, and that this seemed like an easy birth, but why does a placenta needed to be inspected for completeness? Is it possible something could be missing?
yeah they check to see if the placenta is whole... make sure nothing was left inside because that can cause a bad infection... also abnormalities of the placenta can give clues if there is something wrong with the mother or baby.
I wondered as such about any parts left behind, but didn't think of using the placenta as a guide for the baby's condition. Wow, OhSnap, you're quite the expert!
I am SO rethinking EVER becoming a mother now...For some reason, I never thought it would look that awful!
its worse than it looks.
yeah I think I'll pass for a while too, I like my vagina un-ripped.
haha same here.
it's not as bad as it looks, i cut the cord on both my kids and never felt any pain at all
Was it as good for you as it looked for me?
I am SO rethinking EVER becoming a mother now...For some reason, I never thought it would look that awful!
sorry about the double post
MINE EYES. THESE GOGGLES DO NOTHING.
Man:so how was your day honey?? Woman:well i got to deliver a baby that was covered in shit and then rummaged through this womans vag sac to see if it was complete...how 'bout you?
Man:-yarg spit vomit-
Woman:what's the matter dear??
well, i dont know what the hell you guys are talking about, this video was shit. i couldnt make out a damn thing except for who ever the moron was that filmed had a thing for what i guess was the womans asshole. think perhaps next time you could include some footage that is a bit higher quality? oh, and dont ask about my day, it was shitty and i dont care about yours. now back to cutting my wrists and mutulating my penis.
i dont see you submitting anything you dumbass.
well, as fun as it would be to go around and video tape women poppin out babies, i prefer to video tape them making babies... so unless you want to pop one out for me, shut your cockholster... thanks!
nice rip off on ld's "cockholster". your really smart and witty!
ok, if you want to bitch, just shut your fucking mouth? happy??? however, i'm not sure i follow how you could say i ripped off the term cockholster, did i know you about 15 years ago or something?
hogmaster shut the fuck up. MS is not about porn, MS is all about gross shit and comments that make you shit. So shut the fuck up, go to google and search for your softcore porn you desire.
pleep, your just a fucking moron. you are just too stupid to understand that my comment had nothing to do with porn (i know your confused because i mentioned video taping sex, but it really doesnt have anything to do with my lack of interest in the shitty quality of this video) i dont even care what ms is, or what its about. and what i dont understand, if ms isnt all about porn, wtf are all the porn posts for??? so feel free to go stick your head in some dudes ass or maybe choke on some nigger dick while a gook shits on your chest, whatever your dirty little fantasies may involve.
I think they are working on MS HD. But remember, HD = more bandwidth = more ads, or you paying for all of it.
Alright? Well Honestly, 'Hogmaster' If you don't care about "MS" then don't get on "MS" and blast a video because the quality wasn't good enough for you. The point was child birth you dip shit, nothing to do with her ass hole, and who is going to get a high quality video of their wives or their ow vagina just for the internet. You want to hurl insults? How bout you need to fuck off you stupid twit, get out of middle school, get a girlfriend(or shoot yourself), and grow the fuck up.
God, I mean this is a comment bored for a video and you start a fight.
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gently extracted...in conjunction with copious amounts of blood and mucus..damn those were the days I miss the most!!
Now I know what a child birth is-a life & death for both mother & child
All the ladies look like that after i'm finished! At least, that's how I envision it in my head...
Didn't look like a baby to me... conspiracy time!
im never gunna fuck my gf with out a condom again !!!!
Me either!
damn these fucking kids.