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Burden of Birth

Tearin up that pussy.

Burden of Birth

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Comments to Burden of Birth

  • Lugol
    Lugol 2007-03-07T05:06:37Z says:

    didnt tom cruise eat the placenta or some part after they had their kid

    • russell34
      russell34 2007-03-07T05:21:38Z says:

      no..he made a hat and candy braclet out of it...but he did eat the candy braclet so youre right....rumors on the internet is that he took the umbilical cord and and glitter and macaroni and made arts and crafts with it...scientology is out of its element

    • Jimjammajay
      Jimjammajay 2007-03-07T05:22:14Z says:

      i think he cooked it into some fried rice dish or something

    • LordHumongus
      LordHumongus 2007-03-07T08:09:09Z says:

      For some reason this video makes me want to go to Old Country Buffet.

    • Captain_Spaulding0323
      Captain_Spaulding0323 2007-03-07T08:46:46Z says:

      :)LMFAO

      yum yum

    • shitpump1
      shitpump1 2007-03-07T08:57:53Z says:

      lol

    • SummerTlMEbrews
      SummerTlMEbrews 2007-03-07T14:11:40Z says:

      yea and i picked a fine time to eat speghetti, thanx asshole

    • se7enx777
      se7enx777 2007-03-08T14:42:26Z says:

      extra prego. get it PREGGO?

    • se7enx777
      se7enx777 2007-03-08T14:43:12Z says:

      extra prego. get it PREGGO?

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2007-03-08T16:14:06Z says:

      we get it now that you've repeated it , thanks

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2007-03-13T05:11:34Z says:

      Ya, it took me a couple of times, but I got it.

    • shitpump1
      shitpump1 2007-03-15T01:20:34Z says:

      oh shit im glad you posted that twice or i wouldnt have

  • sanjuro
    sanjuro 2007-03-07T07:18:30Z says:

    mommy, where do babies come from????

    • tiggertail
      tiggertail 2007-03-07T18:05:52Z says:

      "FROM MY STEAMING HOT VAGINA!"

  • heislegend
    heislegend 2007-03-07T07:29:53Z says:

    Which is worse, pushing the placenta out? Or having to "examine" it?

    • tiggertail
      tiggertail 2007-03-07T18:12:42Z says:

      Ok so get this, true story. My wife gives birth to our baby girl in October and after pushing out the afterbirth I look at my wife and say, "well that is pretty gross looking" speaking of the afterbirth. The midwife looks at me all shocked and says, "No it's beautiful." She gives me the "You're and evil man and you'll never understand" look. She then shows it to my wife and walks away. My wife looks at me and says, "That's fucking gross." So I don't know why I hit reply to your post but to answer your question, I would have to say examining it is pretty fucking bad.

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2007-03-13T05:10:24Z says:

      Thanks for sharing.

    • FakeAssNegro
      FakeAssNegro 2007-09-23T01:39:38Z says:

      Yeah, six months late:


      My wife delivered our baby and I was over looking at him. When I came back and told her he was beautiful the doctor said something to me. I turned to him and said, "What?" When I did the BIGGEST squirt of blood came out of my wife's vagina and splashed off of the doctor's chest and onto the floor then the placenta flopped into the tub. I was SHOCKED. I stood there staring at the blood covered doctor, then I comprehended he actually said, "Do you want to watch the placenta delivery."

      I watched it without knowing it was coming and it was definitely disturbing. If you can avoid watching it be delivered you'll be better off. After it's in the container it's cool to look at, but I won't watch the next one come out. It's fucking WEIRD!

  • TheRuckus
    TheRuckus 2007-03-07T07:43:20Z says:

    that didnt look so bad...wtf are women always bitching about?

    • Sky
      Sky 2008-01-08T03:55:05Z says:

      okay, Your cervix is the around size of smaller that a straw. It's not the outside that hurts so bad it's the inside.

      Fucker.

    • wylder
      wylder 2008-01-15T07:26:37Z says:

      welll damn.... i just wanna see tom cruise bitch about how this is wrong and how it should be a silent birthing... lmao

  • smerf
    smerf 2007-03-07T07:50:19Z says:

    Aww, this reminds me of 9th grade health class....

  • T-nigZ
    T-nigZ 2007-03-07T08:03:52Z says:

    fap fap fap

  • blu3dragon
    blu3dragon 2007-03-07T08:09:11Z says:

    i didn't know there was so much blood after the baby was already delivered... meh. :/

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-03-07T17:50:08Z says:

      There's even more if you cut the baby in half.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-03-07T21:35:45Z says:

      Thanks El_Wanko, you made me spit my coffee out when I read that.

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2007-03-07T23:14:39Z says:

      I didnt have anything to spit out at the time so i took a swig of my caprisun and than proceeded to spit it out.

    • Tyler_Durden
      Tyler_Durden 2007-03-08T01:16:22Z says:

      good show chap!

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-03-08T01:33:54Z says:

      Usually when I make people spit, it is my jizz. They are not worthy of swallowing it.

  • Soah
    Soah 2007-03-07T08:37:55Z says:

    omg...i always wanted to see that...and now i wish i didn't. kind of don't want to have a kid so much now.

    • Soah
      Soah 2007-03-07T08:38:30Z says:

      I MEAN LOOK AT THE BUTTHOLE!

    • cptnstabbin
      cptnstabbin 2007-05-13T08:21:13Z says:

      yea, i never knew the asshole would be so swolen from childbirth. thats a real turnoff in this otherwise hot vid

  • Captain_Spaulding0323
    Captain_Spaulding0323 2007-03-07T08:49:01Z says:

    Man I'm hungry.... Wonder if we have any dead baby left in the fridge?

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-03-07T15:12:01Z says:

      You know what you give a dead baby for Christmas?
      ...
      A dead puppy.

  • Captain_Spaulding0323
    Captain_Spaulding0323 2007-03-07T08:50:09Z says:

    Would have been great if she would have fired a turd at the doctor. :)LOL

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-03-07T15:11:18Z says:

      I think they give you an enema when things start rolling.

    • tiggertail
      tiggertail 2007-03-07T18:13:26Z says:

      Nope.

    • OhSnap
      OhSnap 2007-03-07T20:26:32Z says:

      if you are going to poop it happens when you first start pushing... which is way long before the baby begins to come out. believe me, its a lot easier to push out a turn than a baby... its hard fuckin work.

    • LordHumongus
      LordHumongus 2007-03-08T09:43:11Z says:

      a turn!? as in turnip? ;)

  • Epidemic_PUA
    Epidemic_PUA 2007-03-07T08:51:18Z says:

    i've never seen childbirth in my 20 years of living.

    • Epidemic_PUA
      Epidemic_PUA 2007-03-07T08:52:12Z says:

      until now.

    • DiB
      DiB 2007-03-07T16:34:27Z says:

      I am on the exact same ship as you

    • Epidemic_PUA
      Epidemic_PUA 2007-03-07T22:24:26Z says:

      carnival cruise?

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-03-08T01:34:46Z says:

      I wanted to make a joke but I can't remember the name of that movie where they accidentally end up on a gay cruise ship.

    • BenOfBodom
      BenOfBodom 2007-03-29T21:23:38Z says:

      boat trip. terrible film

  • -Morph-
    -Morph- 2007-03-07T09:03:25Z says:

    that was not hot.

  • Killawife
    Killawife 2007-03-07T10:37:14Z says:

    So thats where aliens come from?

  • fries-please
    fries-please 2007-03-07T12:38:06Z says:

    that was fucking revolting , i cant remember it being that messy when my 3 kids pop out of their mum....

  • rucifee
    rucifee 2007-03-07T13:06:31Z says:

    this just ruined porn for me. i seriously just tried to look at some good, honest, all-american tranny porn, and i felt like vomiting. thanks mucho

  • chairman_of_the_bored
    chairman_of_the_bored 2007-03-07T13:40:42Z says:

    I know feel fully qualified to supervise this procedure. "Push you bitch, you're not doing it right like on the video."

  • SlapDash
    SlapDash 2007-03-07T15:06:30Z says:

    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

  • SlapDash
    SlapDash 2007-03-07T15:07:11Z says:

    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

  • Wario7793
    Wario7793 2007-03-07T22:55:15Z says:

    Ok, maybe I've never actually been at a birthing myself, and that this seemed like an easy birth, but why does a placenta needed to be inspected for completeness? Is it possible something could be missing?

    • OhSnap
      OhSnap 2007-03-08T00:19:10Z says:

      yeah they check to see if the placenta is whole... make sure nothing was left inside because that can cause a bad infection... also abnormalities of the placenta can give clues if there is something wrong with the mother or baby.

    • Wario7793
      Wario7793 2007-03-08T01:00:45Z says:

      I wondered as such about any parts left behind, but didn't think of using the placenta as a guide for the baby's condition. Wow, OhSnap, you're quite the expert!

  • shortyshort
    shortyshort 2007-03-07T23:42:49Z says:

    I am SO rethinking EVER becoming a mother now...For some reason, I never thought it would look that awful!

    • OhSnap
      OhSnap 2007-03-08T00:20:06Z says:

      its worse than it looks.

    • girlslaughingatyou
      girlslaughingatyou 2007-03-08T01:40:53Z says:

      yeah I think I'll pass for a while too, I like my vagina un-ripped.

    • Soah
      Soah 2007-03-08T03:42:52Z says:

      haha same here.

    • sasquatch
      sasquatch 2007-03-08T03:49:34Z says:

      it's not as bad as it looks, i cut the cord on both my kids and never felt any pain at all

    • fuz
      fuz 2007-03-09T01:29:28Z says:

      Was it as good for you as it looked for me?

  • shortyshort
    shortyshort 2007-03-07T23:43:09Z says:

    I am SO rethinking EVER becoming a mother now...For some reason, I never thought it would look that awful!

  • shortyshort
    shortyshort 2007-03-07T23:43:37Z says:

    sorry about the double post

  • CountGrishnach
    CountGrishnach 2007-03-08T00:27:13Z says:

    MINE EYES. THESE GOGGLES DO NOTHING.

  • copilot
    copilot 2007-03-08T00:30:25Z says:

    Man:so how was your day honey?? Woman:well i got to deliver a baby that was covered in shit and then rummaged through this womans vag sac to see if it was complete...how 'bout you?
    Man:-yarg spit vomit-
    Woman:what's the matter dear??

  • Hogmaster
    Hogmaster 2007-03-08T01:20:31Z says:

    well, i dont know what the hell you guys are talking about, this video was shit. i couldnt make out a damn thing except for who ever the moron was that filmed had a thing for what i guess was the womans asshole. think perhaps next time you could include some footage that is a bit higher quality? oh, and dont ask about my day, it was shitty and i dont care about yours. now back to cutting my wrists and mutulating my penis.

    • OhSnap
      OhSnap 2007-03-08T02:03:12Z says:

      i dont see you submitting anything you dumbass.

    • Hogmaster
      Hogmaster 2007-03-08T03:55:03Z says:

      well, as fun as it would be to go around and video tape women poppin out babies, i prefer to video tape them making babies... so unless you want to pop one out for me, shut your cockholster... thanks!

    • OhSnap
      OhSnap 2007-03-09T00:53:52Z says:

      nice rip off on ld's "cockholster". your really smart and witty!

    • Hogmaster
      Hogmaster 2007-03-10T02:54:23Z says:

      ok, if you want to bitch, just shut your fucking mouth? happy??? however, i'm not sure i follow how you could say i ripped off the term cockholster, did i know you about 15 years ago or something?

    • pleep
      pleep 2007-03-10T07:37:52Z says:

      hogmaster shut the fuck up. MS is not about porn, MS is all about gross shit and comments that make you shit. So shut the fuck up, go to google and search for your softcore porn you desire.

    • Hogmaster
      Hogmaster 2007-03-10T16:04:35Z says:

      pleep, your just a fucking moron. you are just too stupid to understand that my comment had nothing to do with porn (i know your confused because i mentioned video taping sex, but it really doesnt have anything to do with my lack of interest in the shitty quality of this video) i dont even care what ms is, or what its about. and what i dont understand, if ms isnt all about porn, wtf are all the porn posts for??? so feel free to go stick your head in some dudes ass or maybe choke on some nigger dick while a gook shits on your chest, whatever your dirty little fantasies may involve.

    • pleep
      pleep 2007-03-10T16:37:22Z says:

      I think they are working on MS HD. But remember, HD = more bandwidth = more ads, or you paying for all of it.

    • Sky
      Sky 2008-01-08T04:07:05Z says:

      Alright? Well Honestly, 'Hogmaster' If you don't care about "MS" then don't get on "MS" and blast a video because the quality wasn't good enough for you. The point was child birth you dip shit, nothing to do with her ass hole, and who is going to get a high quality video of their wives or their ow vagina just for the internet. You want to hurl insults? How bout you need to fuck off you stupid twit, get out of middle school, get a girlfriend(or shoot yourself), and grow the fuck up.
      God, I mean this is a comment bored for a video and you start a fight.
      <br>
      They need to ban 12yrs. and younger computer use.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-01-08T04:27:46Z says:

      You dont need to use the <br>

      See.

  • Neophyte
    Neophyte 2007-03-08T04:07:58Z says:

    gently extracted...in conjunction with copious amounts of blood and mucus..damn those were the days I miss the most!!

  • rajoo888
    rajoo888 2007-03-08T13:27:57Z says:

    Now I know what a child birth is-a life & death for both mother & child

  • The_Grimace
    The_Grimace 2007-03-08T18:25:41Z says:

    All the ladies look like that after i'm finished! At least, that's how I envision it in my head...

  • Xugaa
    Xugaa 2007-03-08T19:52:29Z says:

    Didn't look like a baby to me... conspiracy time!

  • pkc
    pkc 2007-03-09T05:07:56Z says:

    im never gunna fuck my gf with out a condom again !!!!

  • PuttyTat
    PuttyTat 2009-04-06T02:00:12Z says:

    damn these fucking kids.

OhSnap
posted March 07, 2007

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