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  • MetalFace
    MetalFace 2009-02-02T05:09:58Z says:

    that looks nothing like him... but i'm sure his lung capacity is impeccable

    • Supraliminal
      Supraliminal 2009-02-02T05:14:52Z says:

      It's him. He admitted to it.

    • MetalFace
      MetalFace 2009-02-02T05:33:09Z says:

      well i'll be damned... good taste though, i see that glass on glass steez with the in-tube percolator

    • fourhundredandtwenty
      fourhundredandtwenty 2009-02-02T05:35:53Z says:

      he sure did... he says he regrets it... prolly regrets letting that artard take the damn picture! faaaawwwwwwwkkkk.... cos you know, pot is an enhancing drug that helped him win gold!!!! LMFAO
      http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7864011.stm

    • MetalFace
      MetalFace 2009-02-02T05:41:31Z says:

      lol, you citing your sources now? that ain't proper MLA format

    • Nixon'sGhost
      Nixon'sGhost 2009-02-02T06:01:30Z says:

      I hate MLA format... IEEE is where it's at.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-02T06:03:02Z says:

      Harvard Referencing ftw!

    • MetalFace
      MetalFace 2009-02-02T06:06:33Z says:

      what no APA?

    • PublicSecrecy
      PublicSecrecy 2009-02-02T07:54:26Z says:

      ...APA and MLA are for highschool.

    • MetalFace
      MetalFace 2009-02-02T08:04:19Z says:

      yet there are the two most commonly used formats where i go to college

    • JerkStore
      JerkStore 2009-02-02T08:06:21Z says:

      Haha... MetalFace is right. MLA is prob the most common in any college level composition class...

    • PublicSecrecy
      PublicSecrecy 2009-02-03T07:02:21Z says:

      Oh, well pardon my University level Canadian education then.

  • dik
    dik 2009-02-02T05:19:16Z says:

    fucking lefty

    • MetalFace
      MetalFace 2009-02-02T05:22:53Z says:

      hey, i resemble that remark

    • beermanold33
      beermanold33 2009-02-02T08:46:23Z says:

      resemble?...Have i missed the joke?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-02T14:47:01Z says:

      Yeah. You choked.

  • Oranjeboom
    Oranjeboom 2009-02-02T05:24:41Z says:

    News of The Word...?

    DIANA DIED IN A CAR CRASH

    Harry called some Paki, & I quote, a "Paki".

    Jordan has big tits & a mong child!

    Asylum seeker with 9 kids lives in £million home!!!

    Peers take bribes!!!

    Blonde bint slept with a footballer!!!

    Jodie Marsh!!!

    BECKHAMS!!!!

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2009-02-02T05:27:34Z says:

      BAT BOY LIVES!

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-02-03T00:46:07Z says:

      Saying 'paki' to somebody who isnt actually from Pakistan is a racist remark

  • j0sh8790
    j0sh8790 2009-02-02T05:28:55Z says:

    more proof that weed is harmless. the man is an Olympic swimmer,if he can smoke up and still swim good, the d.a.r.e. officer from my old school owes me an apology

    • MetalFace
      MetalFace 2009-02-02T05:33:56Z says:

      mine owed me one anyway

    • JerkStore
      JerkStore 2009-02-02T05:48:24Z says:

      Mine owes me a t-shirt.. I never even got one.

    • MetalFace
      MetalFace 2009-02-02T06:06:00Z says:

      yeah, me neither...thats fucked

    • beermanold33
      beermanold33 2009-02-02T08:47:27Z says:

      HA!!! I got one and i never even took the classes!!!

    • UponErebus
      UponErebus 2009-02-02T09:48:21Z says:

      i just got one from goodwill, 25 cents...w00t!

    • CrazyAtheist
      CrazyAtheist 2009-02-02T15:28:31Z says:

      Does the dare officer owe u an apology for touching u inappropriately?

    • MetalFace
      MetalFace 2009-02-03T00:22:35Z says:

      no, he assumed i was too young and stupid to spell tetrahydrocannibinol, and methamphetamine.... good question though..
      any others?
      yes, you in the striped shirt

    • Bastardo
      Bastardo 2009-02-03T02:53:02Z says:

      Do you live at home?

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-03T04:04:59Z says:

      I'm sure as shit that he doesn't live outside.

    • FakeAssNegro
      FakeAssNegro 2009-02-03T23:42:29Z says:

      If you think Michel Phelps was fast at last year's olympics, next olympics I hear he's NOT gonna smoke weed.. He's gonna DESTROY other countries.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-03T23:53:48Z says:

      Oh you heard that?

  • Oranjeboom
    Oranjeboom 2009-02-02T05:29:24Z says:

    Who cares?

    The chances are, Usain Bolt smokes crack & he won shit too.

    • MetalFace
      MetalFace 2009-02-02T05:34:58Z says:

      that would be a sight.....zoooooom...
      he'd be a fuckin blur

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-02T06:00:57Z says:

      because crack is known to enhance athletes performances

    • MetalFace
      MetalFace 2009-02-02T06:03:50Z says:

      worked for mike tyson

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-02T08:11:46Z says:

      dik, I guarantee that you couldn't outrun a crackhead.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-02T10:38:38Z says:

      You couldn't outfight one.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-02T14:32:13Z says:

      Why would anyone fight a crackhead?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-02T14:47:58Z says:

      What if one cracked ya in the head?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-02T14:56:22Z says:

      Cracked in the head by a crackhead
      Smacked up whackhead
      Silly smackhead
      You practiced and practiced
      But you got mastered and fractured
      Impactured
      Beaten by the bastard
      Left on the side of the road
      and cold
      Critical and frantic
      You got pwnd by an addict

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-02T16:05:24Z says:

      Hank - this had gotta stop, g,
      Yo rancid rhymes is gettin sloppy,
      You can't be me,
      You don't feel free,
      You all tied-up by your online alliances, see?
      Yo best friend is dik - you attached at the hip,
      If you ain't real careful pretty soon you gonna slip,
      Down by the waste side,
      Slidin' down a quick slide,
      Right to the bottom of the world,
      No more flames to be hurled,
      Played-out, dried out, with your white flag fully unfurled.
      Send off your carreier pigeon - time to start a new religion,
      Get it fast-delivered to that fucking lily-livered,
      4-score, no-score - old and withered,
      Man of pulp in a world of steel,
      Lacking balls and sex-appeal,
      Pwning noobs like it's hard to do?
      Come on nigga - that's him not you.
      You got more tools in your box than an amputee wears socks,
      So stand alone and distinct and choose your own react,
      Shun - what he says, what he prays, and the beds that he's made,
      No impact, won't retract, the times he's lacked...impeach the leech...he's tired and weak - fact.

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-02T16:53:05Z says:

      oh fuck off

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-02T17:22:09Z says:

      That was pretty bad, Cruel.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-02T17:26:03Z says:

      Leave me out of your anti-Dik raps.

      You two fags can rattle it out amongst yourselves.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-02T17:28:18Z says:

      Maybe one day there will be peace...like Israel and Palestine. Hmmm.

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-02T17:39:11Z says:

      haha is that what he's "rapping" about?

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-02T17:42:41Z says:

      Yes, 'he's' 'rapping' about Israel and Palestine.

    • Make-it-Bacon
      Make-it-Bacon 2009-02-02T20:39:04Z says:

      All you need is mase and a baseball bat. Crackhead - 0 Drunkfuck with a bat - 1

    • MetalFace
      MetalFace 2009-02-03T00:24:59Z says:

      and more great poetry on this thread, i had no idea mucho was full of these under-appreciated artists

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-03T06:02:44Z says:

      I'm more like a take-you-apart-ist
      An in your face fartist
      You a poet, a pen pusher, a note scribbler, an adlibber?
      Then front some font or try some
      tauntological stunt,
      you little ruddy runny-nosed runt
      Silly cunt, On Mucho? What? Pardon?
      I'm living in Emily Dickenson's garden

  • ClaudeBallz
    ClaudeBallz 2009-02-02T05:34:19Z says:

    I hope that shit's from Acapulco.

  • kptrk6
    kptrk6 2009-02-02T05:55:13Z says:

    glad to see hes using a ROOR. i got the chance to use one on a ski trip last year and it kicked my ass.

    • kptrk6
      kptrk6 2009-02-02T05:56:53Z says:

      actually, im not glad to see that. if youre a multimillionaire, you should be able to afford a $300 bong. get a vape for that price though, come on.

    • MetalFace
      MetalFace 2009-02-02T06:05:26Z says:

      thats the difference between the millionaires and the multimillionaires, the multis got both

  • 1rish1
    1rish1 2009-02-02T08:01:33Z says:

    This weekend has been one of the greatest in recent memory. UFC yesterday was a huge party then tonight was the Super Bowl. I don't know why but my game was on point this weekend too. GOOD FUCKING TIMES.

    • JerkStore
      JerkStore 2009-02-02T08:45:27Z says:

      Wait till you come down off those zaney bars though... this week will be one of the worse... :S

    • beermanold33
      beermanold33 2009-02-02T08:52:06Z says:

      UFC fuckin sucks...and ooh the Steelers and Cardinals, that fuckin sucked (although it was one of the best superbowls in the last few years). Who wants to pay $50 for something that doesn't really matter unless ur betting on it? It'll be on Spike soon enough.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-02T10:39:29Z says:

      What game was on point? Some gay ass video game?

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-02T14:24:56Z says:

      I am super hung over right now.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-02-02T14:28:48Z says:

      Whereas i'm just super hung

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-02T14:31:41Z says:

      You misspelled "gay".

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2009-02-02T14:42:30Z says:

      Irish, did you puke or mikebeez yet?

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-02T14:52:53Z says:

      No, I need to mikebeez I just don't feel like standing up.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-02T14:54:16Z says:

      It isn't going to be pleasant either. I ate about 10 lbs of chilli at the party and hotwings and chips and salsa. It's gonna burn.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-02T14:57:07Z says:

      ^Everyone above me is gay.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-02T15:04:46Z says:

      & you thought BJ would win. I bloody told you GSP would pwn

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-02T15:06:14Z says:

      It was actually quite embarrassing for BJ

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-02T16:42:36Z says:

      Well, MS seems to be having issues today.
      GSP is a great technician and ambassador for UFC...but he got badly pwned in his first outing with lil Matt Serra. Looks like he sorted his shit out though (he HAD to). He's great for the sport. Need to download the recent UFC coz I ain't seen it yet.
      OJ - you're still a retarded, northern, ass-cleaning, faggot.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-02T16:52:08Z says:

      Matt Serra is a just a stocky little fucker though. He was lucky in catching St Pierre with that punch & he knows it himself. He didn't need to 'sort his shit out' after the Serra fight, people get caught, it happens.

      You're a fag too, but get UFC 94 from here: http://xtremewrestlingtorrents.net/index.php

      It takes less than a minute to sign up and you'll have it within the hour. It is a serious pwnage.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-02T16:54:32Z says:

      ^ No, I don't watch wrestling. That just happens to be a great place for fight torrents.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-02T16:55:36Z says:

      well thanks...but I am not signing up for shit. I'll just get it from isohunt, or somewhere else. Any other fights worth a look?

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-02T17:03:52Z says:

      I said i liked both of them but I wanted BJ to win. It was very embarassing and quite painfull to watch. Speaking of pwnage, what about that black guy that beat the shit out of Stephan Bonner?

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-02T17:04:06Z says:

      Don't be so damn lazy, you'll have it much sooner.

      I only really watch MMA & most UFC events have at least 1 good fight. I don't really know of any good boxing fights. I only get them as & when my friend tells me about particularly good ones.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-02T17:06:55Z says:

      Yeah the Bonnar pwnage was only slightly less than that of BJ.

      I had that cunt in my accumulator too. He's the only one who lost, ergo he cost me money!

      Like Rogan said, Jon Jones is gonna be a big name in the MMA, no doubt about it.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-02T17:07:47Z says:

      He's only 21 too.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-02T17:09:46Z says:

      Off topic. I watched The Football Factory yesterday and I couldn't understand about half of what they said. Why do you guys all talk like you have a cock in your mouth?

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-02T17:10:08Z says:

      Exactly

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-02T17:12:29Z says:

      We don't talk like that. Not at all.

      Danny Dyer needs to die, very fucking soon!

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-02T17:14:51Z says:

      Bonnar has always been a bit overrated I feel. Though his Griffin matchup will always be one of the best in UFC history (Griffin also a letdown). Evans - has been consistently underrated (although,,,fuck he's had soooo many split decisions go his way, and I really think he got lucky with the Bisping decision...that deserved to be a draw). Yeah, Bisping is really underrated.
      And I'm not lazy OJ, just don't like signing up for shit - this place is one of my exceptions...fuck knows why!

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-02T17:18:02Z says:

      I was talking with Forrest a few months ago and he was laughing about how Bonner was on roids and he still beat him.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-02T17:18:32Z says:

      If you want to see a REALLY fucking good Brit movie in that genre Rish...try 'Rise of the Footsoldier'...excellent movie, and based on true events.
      We have many dialects in UK Rish. I personally speak kinda well, kinda 'cockney', kinda Cornish, and kinda southern US - I'm all fucked up!

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-02T17:19:33Z says:

      You can't deny Evans talent but I still don't like him for some reason.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-02T17:23:25Z says:

      I saw that movie. It kinda freaked me out when he sodomized that guy with his knife.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-02T17:24:11Z says:

      Because he's really up his own ass, and tries to act like he isn't.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-02T17:24:55Z says:

      But, at 5' 11...he's an amazing fighter...and he's shown it in different weight classes too.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-02T17:26:02Z says:

      'Rise of the Footsoldier'

      Fuck off, you must be joking. That's the biggest pile of steaming shit I have ever seem.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-02T17:28:55Z says:

      It did seem kinda "low budget".

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-02T17:29:46Z says:

      No. It's pretty good OJ. Good cinematography for a Brit flick. Nice soundtrack too.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-02T17:30:03Z says:

      ...watch it high, and come back to me.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-02T17:30:54Z says:

      Really, why?

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-02T17:31:08Z says:

      MY accent is spot on, its 'proper' without sounding too posh. Since I'm from South Yorkshire, I have SOME of the colloquialisms but not really the accent.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-02T17:31:42Z says:

      Plus my accent changed a little whilst at uni, but that's normal.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-02T17:32:06Z says:

      Fucking southern bastard fairies, fucking up my accent!

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-02T17:34:01Z says:

      To be fair...my accent is fairly amorphous...I've lived all over, and of course the US had an impact on it too. Most people have no clue where I'm from.
      BTW...for a fucking riot watch the original 1972 'The Last House on the Left'...Wes Cravens' first attempt. Watch it high...you'll die of laughter.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-02T17:44:50Z says:

      Cruel, no one gives a shit about your faggy ambidextrious accent.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-02T17:50:54Z says:

      "Why do you guys all talk like you have a cock in your mouth?"

      You instigated that subject, you muppet.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-02T17:53:19Z says:

      "ambidextrious accent."

      There are 2 reasons why that is funny.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-02T17:55:16Z says:

      I asked you that question, you muppet.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-02T18:09:02Z says:

      Discussing each others accents is gay.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-02T18:17:05Z says:

      Oh, my bad.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-02T18:19:46Z says:

      Have you succumbed to speaking Enrish yet, Hank?

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-02T18:38:59Z says:

      time for another edition of Australian punchlines without the joke (please read in Australian accent) : Wallaby??!! That's not a bloody wallaby!!!!

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-02-02T19:08:31Z says:

      Hey Hanky do you want to compare penises ?

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-02-03T00:47:10Z says:

      ^thats not gay though

    • MetalFace
      MetalFace 2009-02-03T00:54:41Z says:

      i thought it was very hetero in comparison to the thread

    • verynaughtyboy
      verynaughtyboy 2009-02-03T01:48:04Z says:

      I'm from the south of England ya bastard, Its not our fault you have a recessive accent. Now wheres my fucking stereo

  • AnalxCunt
    AnalxCunt 2009-02-02T08:03:17Z says:

    nice peice

  • markiemark
    markiemark 2009-02-02T08:49:14Z says:

    He sold his gold for huge bags of pot.

  • CruelHM
    CruelHM 2009-02-03T00:15:50Z says:

    Anyway. A guy with that many gold medals, and at his age...should be allowed to smoke whatever the fuck he wants. The guy's a legend already.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-02-03T00:49:01Z says:

      Drugs is for losers

    • JerkStore
      JerkStore 2009-02-03T01:55:14Z says:

      Exactly Cruel... I hate how this whole thing has been exploited.. (even though I am contributing to that) The guy absolutely is a legend, and will always be revered that way, regardless of what happens out of the pool.. The dude is a swimming GOD.
      So I say to you Michael Phelps... smoke it up good sir, smoke it up.

    • verynaughtyboy
      verynaughtyboy 2009-02-03T01:59:35Z says:

      Whats the odds they'll be on E-bay in a year to fund his crack addiction.
      Its already looking dicey with some of his advertising contracts from all this media furore

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-03T02:05:15Z says:

      That almost sounds like a certain beer commercial, Jerks.
      And yeah, fuck it...wow...he's hitting a bong - just makes him even more impressive if you ask me. Plus, I was kinda glad to see it...coz he kinda seemed like a total boring cunt as a person.
      Plus, News of the World is a right bastard of a paper for exposing shit like this. Sometimes what they do is good, and for acceptable reasons...other times I'm like 'Who gives a fuck? Why try to tarnish a person unnecessarily?'

  • -Morph-
    -Morph- 2009-02-03T01:00:54Z says:

    I just got done watching "america
    Drug war that yak and a few others suggested... now i really wanna smoke some weed...."

    • BlowBig
      BlowBig 2009-02-03T05:30:31Z says:

      Huh?

  • Make-it-Bacon
    Make-it-Bacon 2009-02-03T03:31:43Z says:

    How else do you think he ate 12000 calories a day.

JerkStore
posted February 02, 2009