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hahaha
that's funny
Awesome. May I see a picture of mom's snatch please?
My mother would have smoked it and denied ever seeing it.
Same here.
My mom finally gave up and just put all my shit on the divider wall between the kitchen and dining room. I think the police just told her to do that.
Not that i smoke anymore, but if my mom ever found my stash she would've merced that shit so fast. My mom has more bongs and pieces than any middle aged women should
Same here. My mom would've kept that shit more quiet than the guy she's been cheating on my stepdad with.
So the guys is a mute?
Or just soft spoken?
Weakling. ^
my mom thinks its tragic that i smoke pot
a scandal...she knows ive been smokin for like the last 12 years she still doesnt give up
you should at least try and make the only person in the world that loves you happy even if she only does cause she has too
thats realy nice of you to say
i'd like you too elchris , i you werent a drug taking fool
*if
im a drugtaking smartass
Where is my fucking tape, bitch?
Does she mean Sellotape ?
clear tape..the fuck is sellotape?
clear...see through..
not as visible
Scotch Tape.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sellotape imagine really sticky cellophane (seran wrap)
ya that's what i would call it too..but i think that might be a brand name..so in england it's likely called something more confusing
i think "clear tape" was pretty easy to understand
by clear he means easy to understand..
only retards call it 'clear tape'
we do have Scotch tape here too
better than calling it see-through tape?
it would be better it it was called very unlike shitting dicknipples tape
strip of sticky clear material rolled up into a dispenser?
although that could pretty much describe way too many things ;/
what is wrong with clear tape? brand names are fine if you wanna say sellotape or scotch tape but why come up with some long ass, pretensions name when 'clear tape' is short and to the point
it was fries..he was the only one confused
He's easily confused, it's his Yorkshire education.
Poor lad.
'clear tape' doesnt indicate wether it's sticky tape though. she could have meant her clear c90 cassette tape.
fries does have a point there...
ok... clear sticky tape then
It's also a regional dialect thing too, where I am from tape refers to sticky stuff the majority of the time and when a type of tape is requested that is not of the sticky variety then its specifics are always mentioned along with 'tape'
i really think we've resolved a lot of issues in this conversation
Thing is , Sellotape or Scotch tape are not clear.. more semi-opaque. So she should really have asked where her 'sticky tape was'
true, some are clear but not all, when I want scotch tape I say/think scotch tape, but when I say clear (sticky) tape its usually in reference to the two inch wide packing tape that I use to seal up cardboard boxes
Crystal Clear is the brand
As you all know, I hate to play devils advocate, but what about, "Where is my clear tape that is sticky and actually semi-opaque?."
Then there is like 0 confusion, right?
Since when has Sellotape been semi-opaque? Unless semi-opaque now means so clear I can read stuff through ten layers of it.
lets talk about duct tape now..that my friends is the king of all tapes
fries says: "duct tape..what's that?"
That's like, fully opaque...right?
semi-clear maybe ? pedantic perhaps ?
Who the fuck still uses cassette tapes.
dwhill thats called packing tape.
Duct tape is the shit.
yay for duck tape!!!
;p
i have like 50 really cool cassetes and no cassete player at all anymore..i also have like 70 records
packing tape is what i would call that too irish
i once transplanted a human heart using nothing but duct tape
My stereo has a cassette player but the only cassettes I have are a copied Danzig and Nevermind The Bollocks.
to this day the guy still doesn't even know
thank fuck theres only one masking tape
i have a roll of packing tape that brown
funny irish i have that tape..the pistols i mean..danzig is pretty lame
i don't even actually have a stereo anymore..but my computer has cool speakers
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well got to go shopping..it's a perfect day here and this dik is having a bbq..it's my day off..come on over you sonsofbitches
I don't even know whare the Danzig one came from. It just appeared one day. I don't even recognize the handwriting on it.
i just bought a new DVD player that allows me to plug in my Mp3 player , ipod and Nokia N96 into it. its the dogs bollocks
although it wont play DivX discs :0(
i would love to come over your house dik, in it too
My pc has pretty good speakers. I almost never use my stereo but it is on top of the entertainment center in my study.
it does have 850 watts :0)
apparently you can buy a turntable with a usb port now...you must be able to buy a cassete player with one too
dirtysteve that would have been a lot more funny if spelt 'cum'
ok now i'm really going shopping
i'll pm you first next time ;p
I have one. It's hooked up to my computer. Makes vinyl sound better than cd.
I have a turntable with an 8 track in it.
I can also plug my guitar into it and play through the speakers.
i got a new dot matrix printer for my apple iie
i'm sure that dik does fuck all during the day
question is what?
My new car stereo has a usb port, and bluetooth and an sd card slot. All for less than £50...bargain!
Well this pic looks fake as fuck. Looks more like brownie crumbs.
Who's interested in the pic?
Only 'cause you smoke that fucking resin bollocks.
thats weed alright
I smoke all varieties OJ...just not cocks, like elkpiss here.
I'm not convinced it's pot.
you dont know shit, lawboy
I've been smoking for nearly 19 years, MrH.
It looks fake, dumbass.
its 100% hemp..rope
It looks like old dirty regs.
Mexican bud always has a little brown in it just like the water.
youve been smoking the same hash for 19 years then. ive smoked all over the world what there is
this is weed, chut up if you dont know what yer talking about
Just stfu.
There is no way to prove this is real...and even when you zoom in - it looks more like some shitty, crumbled-up solid than low-grade, dirty weed.
be wise.. stick to being an unemployed loser witch youre very good at. and chut it buddy
You stupid cunt, elpiss.
I've smoked all different kinds of weed and solid - both here and in America.
Hash is just a lot cheaper here than weed, but I prefer not to smoke it...since the purity is questionable a lot of the time, and it doesn't really do fuck all to me. I prefer green...since it energises me and my creativity.
We often get Cali Orange where I am...but it's £25 an 8th, versus about £5-10 for solid.
'witch', 'youre', 'chut'.
Take the needle out of your grubby arm already, you ridiculous transgendered misfit.
maby youd be a little less bitter and frustrated if you got a job dude
It's 'maybe'.
*Citation issued for multiple counts of English bastardisation*
and some real friends
maybe? i never knew
cruel is a drug expert..also an East side Mario's menu expert
aaahahaha
He uses "maby" all the time.
I know the useless drug-fuck does. It's fucking gayer than you in your boyfriend's gi.
I would never wear another man's gi. I don't even lend out my gloves to people. Thats just nasty.
Yeah...I mean - you might get a dirty finger infection or something. You twatbox.
Boxing gloves are nasty.
haha
hehe...hemphead
That's so a mom's smiley-face.
not really..i have a similar tattoo
Damn, why she gotta yell? every sentence has a exclamation mark. Overly frequent use of the exclamation mark is generally considered poor writing, for it distracts the reader and reduces the mark's meaning.
still not as bad as "misplaced" quotes. that "really" pisses me off.
"Damned" right!!
OH NO DO NOT LET WATER TOUCH A PLANT IT WILL SURELY RUIN IT
well i'm sure he wouldn't be able to smoke a little bag of soaked weed...it's not a geranium you noob
you don't smoke geraniums you inject them.
you can snort the pollen
put in in your eyes
your bowl would taste like tide
Yeah, coz Tide is the only detergent in the US, right? And do we even know this is from the US...or that the seal wasn't tight...or that this is not, in fact fudge brownie crumbs?
or hemp from a rope he was making.
Its not fudge because it isn't packed into Cruel's ass.
hey cruel- i didn't realize that you recognized the subtle difference in taste between tide and era
i say 'yo' a lot
I say "i'm fixin to..." instead of "I'm about to...".
So long as you refrain from following that with 'dogg', all is well.
You mean 'dawg', bro.
Figures a dumbass, redneck midget like you would say 'fixin to', fagrish.
You mean 'brah', dawg.
No, I didn't. You must be thinking American-English again.
"How goes it, brah?"
"Don't choo fuckin move, you ice-munching motherfucker, elpiss. I've got pepper spray."
"Wanna cigarette?"
he meant it from the seal pic a few days ago you drugged out dumbass
carefull with those sissy pills you take
Wtf are you talking about now, dimwit? Honestly...don't try to communicate when you're injecting shit in your veins. You're making a serious lightweight outta yourself.
I don't take pills, homo. The ones I took were prescribed for a genuine schizophrenia sufferer.
I don't take pills, homo. The ones I took were prescribed for a genuine schizophrenia sufferer.
didnt know you were this dumb
it gets better
anyways, you go on on what youre doing... you succesful you
unbelievable
You're making less and less sense, Rupaul.
I didn't realise that you were too dumb to understand that I was saying I don't take pills for a medical condition, but took some as a one-off from a guy who is prescribed them. I'll make it more obvious for your heroin-addled brain in future.
you get any pills for getting a job?
do you 'train as a vet' for the free narcotics and anaesthetics for your sore asshole...or just so you can suck off unconscious animals?
@Rupaul of course...not that other person who I can't see.
i think its stupid and hypocritical (fuken retarded) of someone to say they dont take pills when they take like 20 a day
im just sayin
What are you on, stupid? Seriously. Go to sleep or something.
i dont take h my friend buys i get it from him
thats your logic
youre as dumb as a toilet
Jesus. You really are the most unintelligent, drug-crippled reject on this site.
What part of 'one-off' don't you understand?
even elchris is pwning you you fuckin waterbuffalo...even the noobs pwn you...surrender..go get some doritos
sadly its you that doesnt understant shit even in yer own language. youve already said those pills aint directly prescribed to you. yet you still take em. thats all. its that simple mister cum-on-me-laude on law
are toilets really dumb? I think they are quite clever little contraptions myself
Wow. Are you dying right now, elpiss? I think you're dying.
I 'took' around 70mg of them...one time. Took. Not 'take'. 'One-off'...not 'regularly'.
See...you 'take' canine, bovine, and equestrian cocks in your ass all the time...and then regularly numb the pain with tranqs and barbs. Dumbass drug addict.
even elchris is pwning you? dont make me pwn you pops
I hate my toilet, it always gets my nuts wet.
elpiss just pwned you, Cruel. You suck.
and stop crawling up to that pathetic cunt dik, too...you sad, flaccid cock.
i want to pick some random noob to pwn him
lol @ elpiss challenging the old man
one off? everytime youre here youre saying youre abusing pills or whatever
hey dikless...try looking at that scrawny old cunt in the mirror...see if you can pwn him. He looks just like you...and is a talentless, unoriginal noob, too.
Doritos, grease, fat, cheese, cheetos, burger, cheeseburger, bucket of fuck...mix a few of those around.
weve already got the pathological liar (1rish) here
youd make a great tool in a mechanics workshop
I've never told a lie in my life.
Nope. I said I used to try a lot of different pills when I lived in America. And I first tried some Olanzapine in the US...which is why I knew it would knock me out - particularly with a bottle of wine.
Try again, elpiss.
hahaha cruels having a meltdown
CruelHM says: Doritos, grease, fat, cheese, cheetos, burger, cheeseburger,
aaaaaaaahahahaha
He isn't a very stable individual. That probably has a lot to do with his inability to hold down a job and his penchant for whorish women.
You shouldn't laugh so hard at your age...you could die. Be a shame for that to happen before you've had a chance to grow even older and bitter because your soon-to-be-wife is now too old to provide you with a child of your own - ya know...instead of another man's offspring.
Good luck being a surrogate father, Catweazel.
He has a son of his own, you jizzbag.
ive thought so too
hes mentally handicapped
He has a son of his own, huh? How wonderful. So, he's now embarking on his second or maybe third marriage to a woman who won't be able to provide him with a child of their own. This sounds like a great recipe for chaos. Brilliant.
Maybe he just enjoys marrying chicks and then giving them the boot.
Jamiee better keep on her toes.
ive never been married..to a woman
Chicks are overrated. I think I might go gay..like you and elpiss, fagrish.
At least then you can enjoy kicking their ass when they try messing with your head.
ive had a lot of coke yet you almost made me sleep with your bullshit
What a fucking loser. You get coked-up and come on here, making a blabbering fool out of yourself. You don't make sense when you're sober...which isn't very often...so why try when you're dribbling down your chin? I get it...you needed to numb your mouth and lips to suck more dick.
as far as i know youre the only one thats claiming i dont make sence... recently
your drugged up stupid self
have some self respect you unemplyed bum
i have to say i have no problem with elchris anymore at all..in fact he's been a decent guy lately
but you should stay away from that shit man
He has been better but hes still a tranny hooker.
I mean that in the nicest way possible.
Do you play chess as badly and obviously as you control weak idiots here? You are totally pathetic, dikless.
thought pops would hate me for ever
i have a good job ..an awesome girlfriend a nice house and excellent friends...you have cheetos that your girlfriend bought
I must say...I'm pretty glad for my part in awakening Hank's ability to see you for the bitchy, possessive, lil ole fool you truly are.
You're like a megalomaniac who tries to hold onto water with his fingers. Your distorted sense of your own abilities and intellect would be funny if it wasn't so sad.
I wonder if you ever saw how silly you looked demanding that Hank apologised to you.
Fucking kindergartener.
dik. Dear ole dik.
You really try hard to convince yourself you're living the dream, huh?
You are lacking something in a very major way...which is why you try so desperately to control as many people here as possible...and convince the world you are so content, nice, funny, and a real gentle animal-lover.
You're an old record, and a big sheet of single-paned glass.
Anyway...nearly 4.30AM here. I have to sleep.
^meltdown
i hate to say i told you this would happen but i told you this would happen
you belong to me now fatboy..i'm the boss of you..i'm your fucking mommy now
there are some strange people here, like cruel and like jerkstore,
who seem to think that this place is about "control" or "power struggles"
or whatever...
Laserdouches
That was Vics mum.
It's about time Vic got his ass back on here.
It might stop 'rish from being so ratty...
I've actually seen a picture of Vic's mom.
I miss Vic.
he told me his mom was sexy
i actually used to talk to vic a lot on msn..he's a good kid
She just looks like a regular mom.
I used to talk to him a lot too. He is a good kid.
why did he leave MS?
i haven't seen him in forever, and what about apathy? that fucker was great
to go fight the fucking Taliban for your freedom, Cheech...ya damn sycophantic noob.
poss is native american, not mexican... wait, what's the difference again?
Red Indians say 'how' and Beaners say 'que?'
i be norwegian!
Skål
one half of me is native american but the rest is all british!
the dutch are fighting global terrorism? who knew?
well...I guess flying overhead and spraying down chronic smoke will stop all the fighting.
i ran him off
You should run Cruel off next. If you can fit it into your schedule.
The only thing dikless fits in his schedule...is your cock. It's definitely not a tight fit either.
i am right now..he's almost done..it took a while to run LSD off too..when they're dumb it's not as easy..sure you can argue like 4 reasonable points..then they just ask where the skittles are
they have skittles here? Where?
skittles touch: best commercial ever
i like skittles
i also like LSD
am i confused?
or is it just me?
Since we're on the subject, I take offence to you claiming that you ran LSD off the site. That was just as much me if not more than you.
yes
You guys don't honestly think you have ever ran anybody off this site, ever, do you? Please tell me you're not being serious.
So incredibly dumb.
post a link anyone?
cruel? the correct english would be "ranned", i beleive...
In your case it should be 'rammed', possum.
Good evening dik.
Yes...that's absolutely right possum. Jesus. I love your sarcasm...even finishing with a typo, too? Flawless.
what typo?
i before e except after c
or when sounds like a
as in neighbor and weigh
or when i'm trying to be all sarcasmic and stuff:/
*orgasmic ^
possum, the LSD pwning was about here in the tags.
http://www.muchosucko.com/tag/police/7
We found dumb police vids claimed it was him and he would get pwned by everyone.
This one was funny.
http://www.muchosucko.com/show/lsd_protecting_us-39823/tag/police
haha! retardid policeman, I remember that shit: "Boobies!!"
hello kirk you incredibly old person
thanks rish
there's lots of fucks we've all ran off the site cruel..if you were part of mucho you'd know that..
hey myann
You missed one dik ^
wtf blacktee? i thought i ran you off the site? you sidecore whopper
guess who's country got swineCORE, AHHH YEAHHH, BlackTEE'S COUNTRY GOT SWINEcore, we're so like Amedica.
Nehh, if anything you made me come back so I could see that ugly hippie smile light up the mucho livingroom, who's up for a bit of pinCushion.
i heard about that swine flus in scotland too
yep its got me paranoid from those highland wankers who go holidays to Mexico, anyone seen drumrave? rofl
Fuck you, dik! I want credit for the LSD thing!
hahaha
^misspelled mexico
its getting closer, AHHHHH!
haha, blacktee's back
lsd was such a dick
he was a rent a cop
mexiCore
we all ran that fucker off..but i was the leader
CNN has become the swine flu network
I seriously felt like I was in a zombie movie today with the tv going on about a 'deadly' virus and the panic that has ensued while people all around the clinic were coughing and getting sick
I just knew i was going to find myself in the mall with a bunch of strangers blowing zombie heads off in no time
*sleeps with machete closer to bed tonight*
stan has the swine flu i think..he keeps snorting and squeeling and asking for slop
If I get it ill time-lapse myself coping with it, if I die, well you probably wont know it happened.
time for a midnight bbq..steaks and burgers....you fucking assholes hungry?
You weren't the leader and you know it, old man.
fuck yes I am now, you damned old son of a bitch
i subbed a pic of a mobile zombie bunker way back...but deja thot it wuz dumb
:(
...i'm such a whinny bitch...
hahaha irish i was the leader
either way we ran his cop ass right the fuck off the site
dammit dik - all ive got is leftover tuna casserole here and i'm in a carnivore mood...wait...
heeerre kitty kitty!
hi Fuzzy...who's a good b...
Nom nom nom
dswill, be careful who you call old around here.
I believe Hank had a certain hatred for LSD as well.
are seeing the new trek, kirk?
*you
No, you weren't.
Of course, Metal. May 8th, I believe.
irish i'll run you off next if you ever say that again
do share of its merits post-debut, please... i wanna see it but i haven't been able to watch much of the original series
i heard the new star trek doesn't suck at all
who's hank?
i really hope they do it right
Rodenberry deserves better than the last five years
sure thing pops :)
I was the leader and you rode my coattails.
From what i have seen in the previews, it looks pretty good.
I sure hope that 'pops' wasn't directed at me.
whoever, that was funny stuff
excellent bbq
(i was the leader irish)
The only person who was able to run anybody off this site was Hank and he doesnt come here anymore.
No, you weren't, dik. You're becoming delusional in your old age. I captained that ship and you were just along for the ride. You swabbed the poop deck, so to speak.
Shut the fuck up, fries, that is bullshit.
no shit fries..that's crazy
irish i flew the plane..you were one of the stewardesses
I drove the train and you rode my caboose.
I really had nothing to do with LSD. I paid the guy no heed whatsoever.
"I paid the guy no heed whatsoever."
That sounds like something Jesus God would have said. Ya know, if he had ever really existed.
I don't even use the word "heed". Seriously, what the fuck??