Call out of work
Tell them your genital warts are acting up, they'll never ask you why again.
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Comments to Call out of work
pussy, pussy, pussy...i'm way too drunk to be able to handle these infection photos right now...could you please...uh oh....i'll be right back.............
Did you get the dry heaves afterward?
still...having...em...YORK!...
...going to go eat some saltine crackers...then
i'm getting out the tequila bottle...i have not yet begun to fight...oopsy, i just puked a little again...but i'm OKAY
Put a little Tobasco on it, you'll be fine.
MMM tequila and Tabasco. The prairie fire is an amazing shot.
And im guessing he isn't getting any for the rest of his life...
Hmm, So that's what they're talking about on those advert's when they say "Genital Warts". Now I know.
-and knowing is half the battle.
Penalty! You can't complete your own 80's cartoon references!
I'm glad you caught that. I didn't think anyone would.
Yeah, because it is such an obscure reference.
It looks like a moldy mushroom. Wait.. can a fungus have a mold?? I'm going to google.. be back in a bit!
Damn, Nurse! Where'd you go for the past month or so?
Fucking cheer coach bullshit... it's taken away my life!! *sobs* Only 6-8 more weeks, and I can get back to being a full time pain in the ass on Mucho! I really do miss some of you fuckers! :P
Cheer coach? You have just increased your overall hotness.
do you students know the naugty things you watch on the net?
Ah yes,a hot redhead that is a cheer coach. Your stick has risen, nurse.
Hell, I am not even gay and I agree. Go nurse.
Nurse, I keep telling you. We need pictures of you in a cheer outfit!
A pic of nurse and typical together would be acceptable.
Hi nurse!
when did Hellonurse turn up ?
Last night, apparently.
I asked her for a shot of her cheerleaders, in their skirts, from behind, while bending over at the waist. She said some bullshit about how they were like 5 year olds, as if we care how old they are.
Nikox- I would hope not, because that would mean there was a hidden camera in my bedroom somewhere, and what goes on in my bedroom would rival mucho...
Mako- MY stick?? LOL. Do you know something I don't? :P
Typical- You should give it a try! The community football/cheer programs are always needing help. Which is how I got suckered into it. Honestly though, it's very rewarding...
smerf- The coaches only have polo shirts and a pair of black shorts... and it ISN'T sexy trust me, but as for Mucho pics... HELL NO! LOL
Fugs- Hi!! :) Have I missed anything exciting during my hiatus??
fries- I once turned up in a police station... but that's a story for another day... :P
1rish1- The feds are watching me, so I can't have any kiddie porn on my computer. My girls did have their picture in the paper though! Unfortunately for you they weren't bent over. My squad has mostly 9 and 10 year olds, and two 8 year olds. But the ages for the whole organization are from 5-12. I know you don't care, but thought I'd share anyway... ;)
I could see why that would be a problem.
one time when i was five, i woke up with my weiner looking like this...thought i wuz gonna die...long story short, my older bros had sprayed me down with with warm water when i was asleep (hoping i'd pee myself for their entertainment)...when that didnt happen, they poured dehydrated onions all over my dick...along with some paprika and curry powder they found in mom's spice rack...
anybody wanna know where their bodies are buried?
In your ginormous gaping asshole?
god, i WISH
damn..just looked at the crusty dick again...yurk, yurk, yurk.......so anyway here's the funny part: nope,,,guess again...need more saltines!
lift up your tits and youll find em cumdrum
well I am not interested in you cutting their dicks off and slapping them on a hotdog bun. Now the bodies, you really should remove them from your closet because you are proboly starting to smell like a carcass from all that sex.
So this is what you guys are talking about when you say STD's?
Lame ass comment.
What's this " you guys " shit?
looks like a mushroom
He probably sharpens his knives on his dick head.
PUSSYHANDS! I told you not to post this pic of me! It's bad enough you gave me warts you fucking cum ferry!
Learn how to spell fairy lampshade.
despite the spelling, you got flamed you ass fucking whore!!!
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
Stop it.
oh shut your face you prick let me test the goddamn mucho waters
Fuck, another loud mouth fat bitch.
the mucho waters are usually cold...unless someone pisses in them
Well I hope you enjoy swimming in it then. By the way Dik, lets make the best mucho video of the week. You get on your knees, I'll piss in your mouth.
Get back to me.
Have a nice day.
I thought I told you to fuck off earlier.
Why are you still here?
did you? Either I did not catch you saying that or I ignored your pussy faggotry that is incapable of tolerating my superiority...go suck your chicks dick.
Superiority? Riiight. You also not only did catch me saying it, you also responded to it. Twice, since you failed at the repost. You lose, exowhunu. Fuck off.
i would castrate myself it came down to it
maybe but i certainly wouldnt post pictures on the net
Nubbed for her pleasure.
i heard somewhere that male cats have barb-thingies on their pricks, and that's why the female yowls so much
That's true, but the yowls are probably more from the chemical taser embedded in every Tomcat's unit.
its remind me of a coral reef.
WTF ? he probably loves mushroom salad.