Camel Toad

Comments to Camel Toad

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  smokezblunt 2007-01-15T05:10:23Z says:

  my eyes my eyes!!!
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  Tyler_Durden 2007-01-15T05:25:22Z says:

  His dad sounds exactly like Bing Crosby?! No Way!
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  Wendoschlauss 2007-01-15T05:29:42Z says:

  What's wrong with licking "camel toads"?
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  Abe_Washingtun 2007-01-15T05:50:31Z says:

  lol this is classic
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  chairman_of_the_bored 2007-01-15T06:52:51Z says:

  That's fucking classic.
  She's confused with cane toads, poisonous fuckers which were brought from South America to Australia to kill the cane beetle. The plan worked perfectly except for one little flaw. The beetles stayed in the cane and the toads on the ground. Now they're just spreading across the country.
  Urban legend tells of dogs licking the backs of these toads in order to hallucinate on the poisons it secretes.

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    ixsx 2007-01-15T07:10:49Z says:

    Um, I think she's confused with CAMEL TOES, moron
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    chairman_of_the_bored 2007-01-15T07:39:28Z says:

    And if you read the article properly you'd see that she read about people licking toads to get high, making her doubly confused as you are now. My explanation is about where she might have started to believe in hallucinogenic toads given the similar name, Moron.
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    keefbox 2007-01-15T07:45:39Z says:

    its ok ixsx. you just keep fappin away anyway.
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    HareTrinity 2007-01-15T18:00:19Z says:

    Uh, toads all have poison in their warts. Licking some of the larger species gives you a drug high, that's why it is an expression.

    Oh, whatever. Has he been licking them? Hahaha...
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    ixsx 2007-01-16T08:09:40Z says:

    OMG, you fucks think that this bitch watches the discovery channel and learns about toads, which confuses her with "Camel Toes". Licking toads is a myth created for the purpose of fucking with morons (to see if they actually do it). Watch some old "Beavis and Butthead" episodes. Besides, these guidance columns are all manufactures scripts anyways. G-Damn, fucktards. Keefbox is on COTB dick. 'I spilled my bong all over my woman's papers, whoa" you fag
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    keefbox 2007-01-16T08:26:40Z says:

    fucktards..and fag. You have a whole smorgasboard of hurtful things in your toolbox of insults don't you! In fact I should dub you 'the originator' for the incredible originalness of everything that comes out of your barely functioning brain. Shit it's sad when DugDug and Alec13 get more respect than you.
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    supernova 2007-01-16T17:24:20Z says:

    WOW KEEFBOX. Why don't you tell him what you think.
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    Kittyrins 2007-01-16T18:06:37Z says:

    COTB, keep giving the Aussie history.. I can sit back be grateful theres a smart Australian online.
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    UnclePepper 2007-05-22T07:33:50Z says:

    used to have a pet cane toad...
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  Rayfield 2007-01-15T07:45:03Z says:

  lol I remember going to the pool to swim, not to look at outlines of pussy....wow people need to get laid or jerk off....scouting for camel toes......
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  Kingtubby 2007-01-15T09:21:57Z says:

  Repost, But funny.
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  Bumfuckio 2007-01-15T12:07:59Z says:

  OMG, Lets throw these fucks in that shredder...
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  dirtyrottensteve 2007-01-16T00:02:56Z says:

  MMMMMM... camel toads
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  Queeny 2007-01-16T00:34:29Z says:

  camel toads, sweet.
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  Curve 2007-01-16T04:13:41Z says:

  thats from my newspaper
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  pirate 2007-01-17T06:00:28Z says:

  ...an' camel toes are nicer when they shave. mmm.