it doesnt bypass it, it is just absorbed faster. The colon is filled with capilaries which take out whatever remaining water and nutrients you have before they are excreted. The stomach has to break the drug down first, then move it to the intestines where it can be asborbed.
Put a pill up there once myself. I got higher than usual, but the burning ass sensation made me want to stick to the more traditional swallowing method.
With an enema you bypass the portal vein to the liver so the alcohol reaches the brain unfiltered .. in the stomach it is the other way round. Makes sense since you pour it into the "exit"! No Vodka in there and not more than 1 glass of red wine mixed with 4 glasses of water .. you get pretty drunk after 5 Mins. 1 glass of Vodka and you will wake up in hospital.
well if were getting technical then why dont you just inject it straight into your blood stream...100% ethanol absorption...youd get drunk as fuck before you die
The way I always heard it, was that most of the water and or liquid we absorb from food and drink, is absorbed in the colon...which I guess could allow you to get drunk from a wine enema.
you arent old enough to drink. how the fuck would you know anything. the only thing you know about is how much hawaiian punch you can drink before you go into a diabetic coma
I have a fucking brain that I use, that's I know anything. I'm glad you want to call me out on shit, that means I must really get under your skin. I hope you fucking die
You get drunk from the alcohol entering into the blood stream and since it's going up their ass the alcohol can get absorbed into the bloodstream a lot quicker and none of it is lost to the liver breaking it down
so if the stomach and small intestines absorb the alcohol, it's lost to the liver, but if you inject it into your ass, it bypasses the liver? yeah, ooook...
A guy won a darwin for shoving some 2 liters of liquor up his ass, couldnt drink it due to throat problem. funny stuff..no stomach involved no vomiting up excess
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actually i saw on MANswers you can get drunker faster by takin alcahol up the ass. but its more dangerous
Bypasses the liver and kidneys, goes straight to the blood. Damn good show. Coincidently, boobs need aprox 42 pound of force to crush a beer can.
I saw on MANswers that you can take a dump so big, it can kill you.
How would it bypass your kidneys when it is in your blood? Your liver and kidneys filter your blood, not your stomach.
it doesnt bypass it, it is just absorbed faster. The colon is filled with capilaries which take out whatever remaining water and nutrients you have before they are excreted. The stomach has to break the drug down first, then move it to the intestines where it can be asborbed.
I poured vodka in my ass once, it burned like hell.
Put a pill up there once myself. I got higher than usual, but the burning ass sensation made me want to stick to the more traditional swallowing method.
bullshit agent-g, the stomach directly absorbs a good portion of the ethanol... something like 20 or 25%
Uh, technically, the stomach doesn't absorb anything. All it does is provide the enzymes and churning action to break things down.
20% absorption in stomach and 80% in intestines.
Absorption of what, though?
With an enema you bypass the portal vein to the liver so the alcohol reaches the brain unfiltered .. in the stomach it is the other way round. Makes sense since you pour it into the "exit"! No Vodka in there and not more than 1 glass of red wine mixed with 4 glasses of water .. you get pretty drunk after 5 Mins. 1 glass of Vodka and you will wake up in hospital.
Uh, technically, the stomach does absorb ethanol.
well if were getting technical then why dont you just inject it straight into your blood stream...100% ethanol absorption...youd get drunk as fuck before you die
Johnnie, everything from the intestines goes through the liver. That includes the large intestine.
The way I always heard it, was that most of the water and or liquid we absorb from food and drink, is absorbed in the colon...which I guess could allow you to get drunk from a wine enema.
I love her commentary.
Did she say 'this is performance art? - 0.46
the music is great also
The Charlie Brown music definitely made me lol.
i love how shes unsure of what she will see come out of her ass....
wonder if the cops make you fart into the breathalizer if they suspect you got drunk this way?
They can do a blood test and the breathalyzer would still work
you arent old enough to drink. how the fuck would you know anything. the only thing you know about is how much hawaiian punch you can drink before you go into a diabetic coma
I have a fucking brain that I use, that's I know anything. I'm glad you want to call me out on shit, that means I must really get under your skin. I hope you fucking die
you use your brain because you arent getting any pussy
If that makes you feel better about the dry-rotted pussy you snag
cumslave is right about this one. Breathalyzers measure your blood alcohol.
breathalyzers don't measure your blood alcohol.
Well, they pretty much do. They measure the amount of alcohol fumes that you breathe out, which directly correlates with how much you've had to drink.
exactly, they measure ethanol in your breath, not in your blood. unless you breathe blood, in which case you've had wayyy too much.
Yeah, but it directly correlates.
i was just being a pedantic smartass
Pretty much business as usual for you, then.
You get drunk from the alcohol entering into the blood stream and since it's going up their ass the alcohol can get absorbed into the bloodstream a lot quicker and none of it is lost to the liver breaking it down
everyone knows that... i used to stick rolls up my ass back in high school... it was wonderful.
how is the semen in your asshole processed, drumrave?
it gets him wasted.. obviously.
Through your mouth bitch
LOL, you stuck rolls in your ass. You've watched Trainspotting one two many times guy.
"For all the good it'll do me I might as well stick it up my arse!"
so if the stomach and small intestines absorb the alcohol, it's lost to the liver, but if you inject it into your ass, it bypasses the liver? yeah, ooook...
Um, drumrave? It still goes to your liver. Sorry.
@smerf - but after hitting your brain.
Nope, all the blood vessels from the digestive organs drain to the liver first.
.. true but Alcohol to colon = first passage around liver! Fact! If it would go through the liver there would be no difference to normal application.
haha, the peanuts music is a nice touch! and her hiccups LOL
Almost like it was staged...but sad to say I'm pretty sure it wasn't.
Your avatar makes my weiner happy.
Agreed Dooli is officially the hottest MS user. Lets get naked.
Btw, you need to email me...now
Im going to call 911 and hope that you answer Dooli.
Heh, the odds...oh nevermind
Hehe, she fucking fell in the toilet.
that was the nail that broke the camel's back right there (good laugh)
thats gotta be a horrible feeling, getting ur foot in that hole
It's even worse when the toilet bowl is full of shit and wine.
I would let you use me like a toilet.
Awesome, I had chinese for lunch. I'll be needing a toilet soon.
So it's a date?
Totally a date.
See fries? That's how it's done!
You guys just have to be sure to record it, & post it here.
"If you dont think thats interesting, you should just go back to reading the TV guide". Ahaha, Im using that in conversation now
She's gonna sober up and realize she has to clean up that mess.
I was totally fapping away, then I lost my wood when I saw the shit-covered can. I was like "DAMNIT, THIS BITCH DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A JAP!"
You need to get the fuck out of mucho then, and get back to ebaums and youtube.
im sorry your owner is such a fucking idiot claude.
some talent
A guy won a darwin for shoving some 2 liters of liquor up his ass, couldnt drink it due to throat problem. funny stuff..no stomach involved no vomiting up excess
fake
and once more the cries of fake are heard from someone as revolting as a aids infested cumbubble on a dead faggots ass, bravo
I hate to defend plantshit, but who the fuck are you, you poofter?
The new guy...been reading comments for a while decided to finally join the fun
Go away, I'm sure they don't want you here.
No till he/she/it posts something...till then, they're bantha fodder.
It adds to the drama. :D
they had this on CSI the other day, the victim was shoving vodka tampons in her pooter
would that be pooper or cooter?
Just when I thought I've seen it all.
i actually have seen everything
That explains a lot.
have you ever seen a man open mouth kiss a horse?
Nice ass and vag.
either or! pick a side!
Vag!
I like how you could tell where her feet were as that part of the toilet wasn't shittified.
Is there a long version of this. Its fucking hilarious.
Link please
This performance is worthy of a standing ovation!...quotes worthy of a Cohen Bros film, originality, and a cameo role by Claude!
at the begining of the video i thought she was in a meth lab or something, what a drunk bitch
lol..
drunk off her ass....
awesome , do you want to be my new friend ?
i wonder what happened between 3:08 and 3:09
Norma Jean died from overdosing on anally inserted drugs so i guess this would work
thats just foul.
oh she cleaned up