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Can you beat Jessica Alba?

in a staring contest?

Can you beat Jessica Alba?

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Comments to Can you beat Jessica Alba?

  • Nixon'sGhost
    Nixon'sGhost 2009-08-15T04:13:34Z says:

    The fact that she can hold her eyes open for that long just makes me want to cum in them that much more.

    • nahog99
      nahog99 2009-08-15T19:03:16Z says:

      seconded

  • xzekiel
    xzekiel 2009-08-15T04:15:10Z says:

    this is old as shit

  • shoekalocka
    shoekalocka 2009-08-15T04:20:18Z says:

    i win!

    • Crashninja
      Crashninja 2009-08-15T06:31:46Z says:

      I lost the second the add for facebook of sex showed some boobs :(

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-08-15T08:54:04Z says:

      You lost a blinking competition because the facebook add showed some boobs, huh?

      Let me just quote a little article...

      "Blink and you’ll miss it, so the saying goes. In fact, your brain makes sure that
      will never happen.

      Scientists have found that we subconsciously time our blinks so we don’t miss out on vital visual information.

      Usually, when we’re not concentrating on anything special."

      http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1202828/How-save-blinking-boring-bits.html

      QUEER! (I think you can consider yourself pwned)

    • MikeekiM
      MikeekiM 2009-08-15T09:27:12Z says:

      thanks bill nye

    • dirtyrottensteve
      dirtyrottensteve 2009-08-15T15:28:04Z says:

      the champion of boring=oranjemoobs

  • Terrapin
    Terrapin 2009-08-15T04:26:44Z says:

    I can beat my meat while watching Jessica Alba!

  • Terrapin
    Terrapin 2009-08-15T04:27:26Z says:

    Its funny, she has no life just like us!

    • Enterx
      Enterx 2009-08-15T04:39:26Z says:

      Except for her millions of dollars. She probably made money while doing this.

    • Terrapin
      Terrapin 2009-08-15T04:47:00Z says:

      Fucking cunt!

  • rking599
    rking599 2009-08-15T04:57:45Z says:

    S T U P I T AS HELL!! THIS IS A REPEAT BY THE WAY, ITS BEEN ON HERE ALREADY

    • Terrapin
      Terrapin 2009-08-15T05:07:32Z says:

      ok ok, calm down...

    • Crashninja
      Crashninja 2009-08-15T06:30:49Z says:

      Nah fuck that Terra i hope he rages so hard a blood vessle in his head explodes...

      P.S. rking GET A FUCKING PIC FOR YOUR AVATAR YA GIT

    • Hogmaster
      Hogmaster 2009-08-15T13:48:24Z says:

      fucking noob!

    • staples
      staples 2009-08-15T17:10:18Z says:

      ^ fucking noob with no avatar either!

    • Yars
      Yars 2009-08-15T19:36:05Z says:

      from what i remember, it was on youtube and ebaumsworld too =/

    • Mako
      Mako 2009-08-16T00:20:14Z says:

      rking, you're a fucking retard, Mr. "last 0 things submitted." Post something and contribute to the site or gtfo-and fucking learn how to spell before you decide to critique my posts.

    • Donovan
      Donovan 2009-08-16T02:43:02Z says:

      Hi Mako!

    • Mako
      Mako 2009-08-16T06:51:06Z says:

      Hey Donovan.

  • PinkStinkWrinkle
    PinkStinkWrinkle 2009-08-15T05:37:36Z says:

    Ok, so if you mute the sound and then pretend she is watching you fap you can finish just as she smiles and makes her tongue do a swirl.
    Hypothetically.

  • PinkStinkWrinkle
    PinkStinkWrinkle 2009-08-15T05:37:59Z says:

    And Favorited.

  • cox108
    cox108 2009-08-15T05:40:04Z says:

    i beat her does that mean shell beat me now

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-08-15T08:35:52Z says:

      shells...don't hit back.

  • YourTerrorist
    YourTerrorist 2009-08-15T06:00:18Z says:

    Whoa shes gonna eat him!

  • Krusty
    Krusty 2009-08-15T06:13:41Z says:

    Fuck, I think she just stole my soul

  • Crashninja
    Crashninja 2009-08-15T06:31:12Z says:

    God she is so fucking pleasing on the eyes

  • -Morph-
    -Morph- 2009-08-15T07:40:39Z says:

    my number 1 top most fuckable girls ever list. but jessica alba from idle hands tho.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-08-15T08:57:12Z says:

      You mean you're not going to bitch about the fact she doesn't have a grotesquely huge arse, like you do on almost EVERY fucking pic/vid of hot women?

    • blingbling
      blingbling 2009-08-15T13:14:07Z says:

      yeah man you always want the fattest ass and then take jessica alba? hell no! NOT THIS TIME

    • -Morph-
      -Morph- 2009-08-16T09:48:39Z says:

      she has not much of an ass but the rest of her more than makes up for it.

      just cause i dont like rail thin little boy bodies all the time oranje dosent mean im calling you a gay pedophile disguised as a man.

      Really tho.. im not.

  • anotherpocho
    anotherpocho 2009-08-15T07:59:09Z says:

    I wonder if she can resist blinking If my garbage was in front of her face and I was making it rain on that hoe.

  • Phelsu
    Phelsu 2009-08-15T08:44:46Z says:

    I want to insert my penis in her mouth.

  • Romeo2000
    Romeo2000 2009-08-15T09:19:33Z says:

    damn i lost... do i get sex for comfort now?

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-08-15T10:15:25Z says:

      Yes , Drums is ready and waiting

  • ClaudeBallz
    ClaudeBallz 2009-08-15T12:21:27Z says:

    She looks at me like this all the time. It creeps me out. "uh....ww-hat? Yes! Coming Jess!" -sorry guys, gotta go...=/

    • Mako
      Mako 2009-08-16T00:21:34Z says:

      CLAUDE! DON'T FORGET: Dinner with Charlize and I, Monday night at 9, at Nobu on West 57th. I've already made the res's.

  • jackpotman
    jackpotman 2009-08-16T03:57:13Z says:

    Too bad there's no nude :(!!!!!!

Mako
posted August 15, 2009
by Mako

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