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Canadian Alcohol Police

Guy gets caught stealing a 26oz bottle of Smirnoff, now normally I defend my fellow Canadians, but if some poor fuck wants to steal a 26 of booze.. Let him fucking do it, its Christmas after all.

Canadian Alcohol Police

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Comments to Canadian Alcohol Police

  • johnny-ringo
    johnny-ringo 2006-12-13T05:32:49Z says:

    Wow, that was pathetic. A big guy like that, plus another guy couldn't even control that skinny fuck. Like yak said, who cares about a little smirnoff?

    • fabreeze805
      fabreeze805 2006-12-13T05:52:25Z says:

      not sure about that.... but easily could choke him out or even snap that little fucker's neck

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2006-12-13T22:30:45Z says:

      skinny fuck? You'd be surprised at how much someone can squirm, no matter how small. They just werent putting the right moves on him.

  • coupland
    coupland 2006-12-13T05:35:04Z says:

    Only in Canada would someone say "Someone call 911 please?"

  • c00k13puss
    c00k13puss 2006-12-13T05:41:22Z says:

    no entrapment in canada? or if there is those guys could be fucked..

    • UK-commenter
      UK-commenter 2006-12-13T07:35:41Z says:

      thats not entrapement!.... hahahahaha oh shit!

    • booglysnot
      booglysnot 2006-12-13T23:51:14Z says:

      The general guidelines for entrapment are when someone is encouraged to do something by a police officer that they would not normally do - like if a cop were to approacch a perfectly normal guy and ask him to run out of the store with booze - and then arrest him after he did it. There are also some other conditions that must be met (such as 'intent'), but I won't go through them right now. However, that seems to be an easy, general guideline to follow when assessing whether something is 'entrapment' or not. Seriously, people need to stop throwing that term around - especially when they don't even know what it means.

    • ixsx
      ixsx 2006-12-14T18:18:35Z says:

      I have a rodent problem. I need to go buy some rat entrapments.

  • onefortyandwiry
    onefortyandwiry 2006-12-13T06:59:36Z says:

    do you even know what entrapment means?

  • SNIKT
    SNIKT 2006-12-13T07:20:19Z says:

    They should have had pepper spray, and used it on the crowd of losers that wanted to interfere. Fuck a thief, he deserves what he gets.

    • slagtime
      slagtime 2006-12-13T07:34:53Z says:

      And what about the dumb fuk who was standing on his foot...just a passer by who was trying to help? He need a shot in the head!

  • slagtime
    slagtime 2006-12-13T07:33:10Z says:

    This was just another Pauly Shore publicity stunt.

  • UK-commenter
    UK-commenter 2006-12-13T07:34:50Z says:

    why are the public so bothered about the thief? "oh dont cuff him, oh your hurting him" etc etc.. shame on them. SOMEOME CALL 911!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • porscheS
    porscheS 2006-12-13T08:03:37Z says:

    thats why police officer are so stressed, fuckers like that resist while at the same time saying they are complying to the order.

  • RobRob_UK
    RobRob_UK 2006-12-13T08:31:00Z says:

    The problem was they were being far too reasonable, and were trying not to hurt the little turd. They should have just been loads tougher on him. Fuck the thieving little bastard.

  • Bumfuckio
    Bumfuckio 2006-12-13T09:17:53Z says:

    Geezuz, thats sad, I hate wanna be cops.
    On Another note I was in Blockbuster here in the UK and we were in blockbuster which sells booze as well and this chav and his girlfriend walk in grab a bottle of wine and stick it in her bag...as theyre walking out the store clerk says "hey I saw what you did there", so the guy looks at him and says" What you gonna do about it" and walks out.
    The clerk just stopped and went back to serving customers, funny as fuck...

    • hgrr2.0
      hgrr2.0 2006-12-13T09:59:45Z says:

      They sell booze at blockbuster there? Thats crazy.

    • booglysnot
      booglysnot 2006-12-13T23:54:46Z says:

      I would just pretend that I never saw him take it haha - I'm such a sissy - I would rather have $5 taken out of my paycheck for a stolen bottle of wine than a $200 hospital bill for a broken nose haha

  • El_Wanko
    El_Wanko 2006-12-13T13:03:26Z says:

    punch, punch, punch. "Why are you punching him?" "I'm not punching him." Ahhahahhah.

    Who were those guys trying to be? If I was standing there I would got the fat guy to hit me on tape then I would have 'defended' myself.

  • Blah2aUsaName
    Blah2aUsaName 2006-12-13T13:17:01Z says:

    Sorry, as much as he was a thief. The big dumb fuck holding him down was annoying.

    • ixsx
      ixsx 2006-12-14T18:20:15Z says:

      Fuck this guy. He is a faggit thief. A criminal. A disgusting cum crusted maggot. He deserves to lose his hands.

    • ixsx
      ixsx 2006-12-14T18:20:18Z says:

      Fuck this guy. He is a faggit thief. A criminal. A disgusting cum crusted maggot. He deserves to lose his hands.

  • ^Jasper
    ^Jasper 2006-12-13T15:16:30Z says:

    i'm from Canada and I don't recognize any of these people.....

    • yak
      yak 2006-12-13T15:48:56Z says:

      maybe you don't get out enough :(

    • UK-commenter
      UK-commenter 2006-12-13T16:33:39Z says:

      my friend paul is from canada. do you know him?

  • Hogmaster
    Hogmaster 2006-12-14T01:53:21Z says:

    what a whiner... do something wrong and lucky they didnt just shoot him in the legs, oh wait, do they have guns in canada??? i cant remember!!!1one

  • Star250
    Star250 2006-12-14T04:31:04Z says:

    HAHAHA! I love the guy standing on the guys foot.

  • lowrydin
    lowrydin 2006-12-14T16:41:01Z says:

    first of all...fuckin canada. second-i was just itching for somebody to run up and kick one of them in the face. that wouldve been SWEET!

yak
posted December 13, 2006
by yak

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