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Comments to Caption Contest
"Your prostate feels normal sir"
"No, that's just the shit i'm currently trying to pass"
Iraq one America over 9 thousand
1) Who's the bitch now!
2) I'm sorry mam, I am, I am!
lol
im sure u would love to do this to a lot of guys eh?
I can think of a couple I'd like to do it to, and not cuz I like 'em.
lol someone has an inferiority complex...
how so?
Spill the beans Jaimee. Names and reasons please.
nice avatar cheeky...
Cheers Dik! Hopefully this will help educate Deja on the finer points of Motorhead.
i submitted a funny pic of lemmy either wearing a pair of way too short shorts or it was photoshopped...either way it never got posted
Ok, my old neighbor who called the cops because I chopped a tree down when a huge wildfire was heading straight for mi casa, 2 fire trucks in the yard, lots of hot firefighters was the only plus to that day. The tree was protected and that fucking neighbor told on me and cost me 500.00 bucks. He needs a good ass fucking, weasel bastard.
without lube
yes...let the hate flow through you...
Nothing a good ass fucking won't cure.
Jamie's past bluffin', so pass the KY, let's get ready for some intense serious ass fuckin'.
You know I completely missed that Jamiee as I was busy pissing off a ladyboy but having been in a similar situation a couple of years ago (minus the fire) I can see your point.
Iranian, yes indeed, but i dont plan on making it nice either.
No lube for leela's victim either?
1.I'm LSD
2.shut up stupid
2. I fucked the law!
1. And you won.....ooohhhhh
2. Wow, LSD, you sure are loose today.
1. I know I tazed the wrong guy and got gang banged by a group of trannies, but you know I really did enjoy it. Just so you know as much shit as I talk to dik and 1rish1 it's just that I'm so jealous that they aren't assholes like I am. I really want to lick their balls.
1. you are under arrest
1. Ass fucking a police officer is a serious offence ma'am....but it feels soooooo good!
1. Shut your fucking face LSD you BITCH
2. LSD's daughter: what the hell is in your rectum?
1. LSD: My handcuffs, my car keys, my taser, my laptop...don't worry there's room
"Anyways, how's your mother?"
"These caption contests are worthless"
"I kind of like themm- ouch, ouch, Not so deep"
"Thank you Hank for putting me in my place"
"STFU redbicho! Im gonna fuck you dead."
yep thats Hank for ya.
1)Hey, don't jizz on this shirt, I just got it back from the cleaners, mmkay?
2) Don't worry, I'm on my period.
Chick:"What day did we first meet on?"
Guy:"Uh... EEEE!"
Chick:"What was our song?"
Guy:"That one by the Carpenters!? NOOOO! STOP! AAAAHH!"
Chick:"What do you refer to me as to your friends?"
Guy:"I... uh"
Chick:"SAY IT!"
Guy:"uh... angry... manly bitch"
Chick:"I FUCKING KNEW IT!"
Guy:"AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!" *sobs*
Lucky guy right there.
^Gay.
Guy: "Hi, I'm Kojach!"
Girl: "Shut up, you pansy bitch. You're mine now. Take it like a goat!"
^ we have a winner. Congrats smerf.
chick)so it doesn't hurt eh? guy)fuck you were right
top: DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS STRAP ON?
bottom: NOT AS FAT AS I AM RIGHT NOW...
Girl: Curly, I'm going to have to poke you in the ass very hard.
Guy: Wooboobooboobooboo!!!
Girl: If you were more of a man you would be doing this to me...
Guy:Ditto
girl: is that a bullseye on your lower back?
guy: i swear to god if you tell anyone...
girl: you're not in any position to threaten.
guy: right. wanna switch to cowgirl then?
Girl: Your the best piece of ass in 5 counties.
Guy: Thanks Mom!!!
wait a minute, i can't find claude's avatar in this one...
"-Hey wait wait, this won't be on the internet, will it?
-Noooooo nonono don't worry sir"
Girl: Take it like the bitch you are, bzvx!
Zxcv: My name, mmmppffh, is Zxcv. *whimper, whimper
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tsk tsk tsk.....
Plantshit does make a good point though.
Yes, 1 does come before 2.
he's not even trying anymore, is he?
but who does #2 work for?
I AM NOT A NUMBER! I AM A FREE MAN!
YOU ARE NUMBER SIX!
Female Doctor: I think I see the source of your discomfort, Mr. Mzbx, you've got a large dildo sticking out of your rectum.
Mr. Xbzn: Can you push it back in, Doc?
lol
girl: is that doing it for you, ncmv?
vpmh: no, i think we're gonna have to use the "goatsenator."
Guy : Hmmm whell about that raise I asked ..
Girl : STFU, you asked it, you gonna get it and face the fuckin consequences !
girl: "The Mother Superior taught us this at the convent."
guy: "No Kidding?" Father Dominic taught us to pray like this when I was an Alter Boy"
guy: "... no, not the waxy feeling round thing, that is a pre-existing condition. i'm talking about the spongy feeling tender area at the base."
Girl: "Oh, yes, okay i do feel that.... well, i wouldn't be TOO concerned about it, but i am gonna going to refer you to a specialist just to be sure"
deja: for christ's sake yak I've had the pictures up for 3 hours.
yak: 5 more minutes k?
sorry yak..couldn't resist
See ya in a week, dik.
hehe
nice dik
Like Mr Potters?
damn you people and your elephant-like memory!
Some things are forever, Vic.
there will be a day where you have your own potter-penis-scandal, fug, mark my words!
Girl: I'm not getting any pleasure out of this.
Guy: You don't hear me complaining now shut up and fuck me. I'm srvx man.
My Wifes Version:
Girl:Does this bring back your prison memories?
Guy: Can I call you Bubba?
Now tell us your stepdaughters version.
women just aren't funny
So my old boyfriends were faking?
i think "faking" and "imagining a burly guy's ass instead of your snatch" are different. but im not sure. where's zxasqw, so he can clarify?
I suppose, I'm straight but a burly guys ass makes me dry heave a bit. I'll just think about my snatch. BTW I was talking about my old boyfriends thinking I was funny.
its ok. i was trying to burn zcvm some more, but he must still be at school.
I caught on to that burn. He'll be sizzling.
like masturbating with rubber gloves.
I think that would burn you lot more than it would me. You're feeding the chickens while I merely would be picking the banjo.
feeding the chickens, eh? that's a new one. i get it, but it's new.
I prefer the banjo myself.
dammit, jamiee, now im gonna have dueling banjos stuck in my head all day. but that gives me a good idea for a video...
I'm glad I got your creative juices flowing.
LOL! @Dik's comment. So true.
My 11 year old stepdaughters version:
Stepdaughter: 1rish1, how many more extensions do you want me to put on?
1rish1: Keep on adding them till I can taste the rubber.
Oh, and Dik, my wife said fuck off.
Girl: Wow, Dad, none of the other girls at school have said this is normal. I need to hurry and finish so I can go blow 1rish1.
toolman96: Just bang my ass a little longer, all stepdaughters do it. I want to blow 1rish1 too.
Nobody cares what that bitch says.
toolman that's funny ..you and your 11 year old and your wife all check out mucho together? family time at toolman's house
1. Hmm...
2. Daddy, No!
Guy: Do you think, you fucking me with a strap on will get us on Mucho!?
Guy2: *deep voice* Who said anything about a strap on?
"do you think my tat looks ok"
"Oh its a bunny"
Hank: "Please, please can I now come back?"
Deja: "Gonna make fun of me now eh? Fuck you Hank, fuck you in your brown stink you fuck!"
Girl: "Now its your turn to take dick-tation!"
Guy: "lol oh i get it"
awww...one more for team bad pun.
I recognize your name fabreeze, check your match email
How's that feel England?
Oww! Stop it South Africa, you can have your World Cup. Bastards.
love the avatar
Cue for a change.
actually. like that one better!
guy: Are you sure this is part of the job interview?
girl: interview? this is the job!
In soviet Russia, cute girl fucks you up the ass.
Da.
No one said anything about Kojach? WTF?
have a like a list do Landry done pick up diner done get dog food done fuck bill in the ass wait what