Caption Contest

Comments to Caption Contest

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  MrKrinkle 2008-04-10T04:05:46Z says:

  I'll call you back, some asshole is taking a picture of me again....

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    -Morph- 2008-04-10T04:51:10Z says:

    banned.
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    smerf 2008-04-10T08:47:35Z says:

    Die, motherfucker! Die, die and die again!
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    master-zebulon 2008-04-10T09:26:23Z says:

    uh, yeah- hello?
    i'd like to report a missing leg, please.
    uh-huh, dats rite- i be missing mah leg, motherfrakker.
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  Kojach 2008-04-10T04:09:19Z says:

  Tiny Squirters 2: Barely Illegal

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    PwnBot 2008-04-10T04:11:05Z says:

    WINNER, CONTEST OVER
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    Nixon'sGhost 2008-04-10T04:14:34Z says:

    haha
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    thebeeches 2008-04-10T04:46:32Z says:

    THE BEST!!!
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    Archman 2008-04-10T05:23:31Z says:

    lol
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    SNIKT 2008-04-10T06:36:48Z says:

    Yeah, not even going to try to compete with that.
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    Best-comment-winner-is... 2008-04-10T14:35:26Z says:

    hehe
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  ilovepants 2008-04-10T04:11:54Z says:

  ey yo big bird? where's my money?
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  Mucho_Kid 2008-04-10T04:12:02Z says:

  How much?
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  1rish1 2008-04-10T04:35:06Z says:

  "Yes, Hank, I dressed up for you. Which apartment did you say was your's?"

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    HankChinaski 2008-04-10T12:01:17Z says:

    "I'll come down and meet you, my little sweet potato."
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  JamesTKirk 2008-04-10T04:36:59Z says:

  Get away from my plant!
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  -Morph- 2008-04-10T04:40:23Z says:

  i have an urge to stomp this cabbage patch reject
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  ClaudeBallz 2008-04-10T04:43:15Z says:

  Diva? How about future night office cleaner?

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    bugsglO 2008-04-10T05:15:23Z says:

    How bout current drag queen in training.
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  reyez 2008-04-10T04:57:10Z says:

  she looks like shed be in a foreign midget version of drew carey show

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    Warborn87 2008-04-11T01:47:23Z says:

    ^as Mimi.
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  smerf 2008-04-10T05:21:15Z says:

  "Wazzzuuuup?!?!?"

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    LSD 2008-04-10T20:37:35Z says:

    That was alomost as gay as your nipple ring...
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    dik 2008-04-10T21:01:27Z says:

    fuck you LSD you sneaky dirty whore...
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  Agent-G 2008-04-10T05:21:55Z says:

  "you can tell dem bitches if dey want to talk shit, they can hit me up on my muthafuckin MySpace, cuz I dont need dosse Hoes talkin shit behind my back"

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    -Morph- 2008-04-10T06:38:56Z says:

    hahah
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    PinkStinkWrinkle 2008-04-11T03:38:49Z says:

    nice
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  Wario7793 2008-04-10T05:22:09Z says:

  "Well, I like the cell phone you gave me, matches my eyes, but this handbag.... yuck!"
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  BraveSamuel 2008-04-10T06:00:46Z says:

  IDK, MY BFF BBBT?

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    kagemaru026 2008-04-10T11:02:19Z says:

    smack
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  jamiee1869 2008-04-10T06:04:09Z says:

  fucking whore

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    Apathy 2008-04-10T06:08:12Z says:

    whammy!
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    Asphalt 2008-04-10T07:39:13Z says:

    Wow, Jamiee... jealous... much?
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    jamiee1869 2008-04-10T16:16:03Z says:

    Well, um...I do want that outfit
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  DetectiveRonnn 2008-04-10T06:18:07Z says:

  i suck yo dick fo a quarter

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    -Morph- 2008-04-10T06:39:02Z says:

    done.
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    sir_puffalottabud 2008-04-10T07:19:17Z says:

    you drive a hard bargain detronn!
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  Coonin 2008-04-10T07:15:36Z says:

  so punchable
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  sir_puffalottabud 2008-04-10T07:34:02Z says:

  wal-mart? toy department? i'll be there
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  peener 2008-04-10T08:08:59Z says:

  is she one of those dwarfs? kinda cute... I'd fuck the shit out of a dwarf like that.

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    Bull 2008-04-10T11:51:55Z says:

    Then there'd be nothing left.
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  FatPat 2008-04-10T13:15:32Z says:

  Mah milkshake brings all da boyz to da yahd...
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  Dooli108 2008-04-10T15:19:18Z says:

  I was supossed to follow the yellow brick road??? fuck....
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  toolman961 2008-04-10T16:34:12Z says:

  Hello Stedman, I don't know, I I just woke up this morning, and and I just feel funny.

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    hellonurse 2008-04-10T18:04:04Z says:

    I didn't know you watched Oprah...
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    toolman961 2008-04-11T01:31:17Z says:

    I don't. I watch Jerry. But everyone knows Oprah!
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  MrFugsmucker 2008-04-10T22:10:01Z says:

  Whatchoo talkin' about, Willis?
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  Bootface 2008-04-10T22:16:36Z says:

  i dunno how to type swahili.click click click?
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  Plantshit 2008-04-10T22:22:29Z says:

  ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone

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    urkelbot 2008-04-10T23:51:16Z says:

    You're really stupid 99% of the time, but that made me laugh.
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  s0nn3 2008-04-12T03:18:02Z says:

  "Can you hear me now?"

  "Where you at?!"