thats funny because these were my captions
1. peace out homies!
2. I just married a black guy!
i bet those are the poses they always do for the camera though
1. If i go out tonight im brining my best friend so i know ill get laid.
2. i love going out with my best friend, because i know there is always a wingman ready to jump on this hand grenade.
1. I was gonna say something about what my fingers smell like.
2. Nah, that's been run into the ground already. Get with the program. But it's cake right?
Comments to Caption Contest
1. don't eat me
2. om nom nom nom
LOL
you said "LOL" queer.
and it wasnt even that funny
I wasn't trying to be funny, it's what actually happened
1. Fries is fucking ugly
2. yeah even I won't fuck him
^
now that is funny
i admit that is mildly amusing
1. "jesus, i wish i wasn't so ugly"
2. "well at least you're not a fat cunt like me..."
1. East side!! 2. West side!!
1.im gay
2.me too
1. i really gotta shit!
2. i just shit!
1. im ugly
2. im fat and ugly
1+2=fugly its a math term look it up
opps my math was off it actually fugly squared lol
Your math = a little off, your reply = way off.
some people have to worry about the economy instead of refreshing and replying. ot did you not care TERRORIST
shutup postal you shitbag
If thats a wedding dress I guess the other is a funeral dress because the groom just sobered up.
1.) I am going to put 2 fingers in her pussy!
2.) Im going to put one finger inher pussy the other in her ass AND tickle her clit with my thumb!
rumpu rave Halloween puku
transale! WINNER GETS MEAT PIES!
*translate
Fail
1: I have a 17% chance to dance with a cute guy tonight. 2: I will fuck a black guy.
damn white people thinkin we like fat girls i thought i cleared this up
Okay, okay. While most black men like fat white women, we will allow that you, at your option, may also be attracted to other men.
postal you need to relize many black men like fat white chicks its not ur fault its how there born
thats funny because these were my captions
1. peace out homies!
2. I just married a black guy!
i bet those are the poses they always do for the camera though
THICK DOES NOT MEAN FAT HOW WE SAY IT GAW!
gaw!? i should kill you because of the gayness radiating off that post
GAAAWWW!!!
i should kill you for your gay parkour suit. i hope you miss a gap and get eaten by a woodchipper
1: Two hundred?
2: Three, biiitch!
Lbs ?
Kgs.
1. If i go out tonight im brining my best friend so i know ill get laid.
2. i love going out with my best friend, because i know there is always a wingman ready to jump on this hand grenade.
^gets my vote
1. Wonder Lez powers activate. Shape of a skanky ho.
2. Wonder lez powers activate. Form of Chris Farley.
for #2: "Form of Hungry Hungry Hippo" would have also been sufficient
1) Do we look skanky?
2) Oh yeah, baby!
1: Mom! Look! Mommy!
2: Her face stuck. Woo! â¬I'm gettin' la-id.â« bitches.
1.How is the fat bitch getting married before me???
2.Roofies!!!!!
1. I've got two up her stink hole
2. It's the shocker next!
1.I like fries.
2.Fries likes me.
1.) I'm here for the free booze!
2.) I'm here for the free food!
1) Damn girl I smell something funky!
2) I hope it's not the white pastey film on my tongue.
1.i alway thought people are funnier when they aren't trying so hard...caption contests make people try too hard
2.oh fuck you dik
winner
1. I was gonna say something about what my fingers smell like.
2. Nah, that's been run into the ground already. Get with the program. But it's cake right?
"100% cotton motha bitch"
both: ORANJEBOOOOM!!
More like,
1. ORANJEBOOM!!
2. TYRONE!!
1) go check out our cousin, lobster boy in the video section
2) hmmmmmm lobsters.....
1)Get your finger out of my ass please.
2)No...
1. This is how far my pussy is from my asshole.
2. Ya, but i am a fat bitch so you gotta spread them fingers.
The woman in white won last comment contest's free ham.
1) I got stuck with the fat bitch.
2) Where da cheese cake at?