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...Why the christmas lights? "Hey lets queef jingle bells!"
"Dad, look what Santa gave me for Christmas!" "Well son, you were such a good boy last year that you get to be a naughty one next year!"
the x-mas lights are really a symbol of this being a 'bright' idea
....ohhh i get it LOL
Left: "So, like, did you guys hear about Michelle's new bf? He's SO totally hawt!" Middle:"Yeah, I know, but... why do we have to sit like this again?" Right:"Shhh! If my stepdad hears you say that we're all gonna get it up the butt!"
All the girls in unison: "We're ready 1rish1" Me: "Ok"
Weak.
I thought it was great! "Me:Ok" Classic.
"ready...aim...fire!"
"Ready... Aim... Splatter!"
Girl 1: "Now remember, we're supposed to wear thongs in US colors, I got blue" Girl 2: "I got red" Girl 3: "huh, wha? hahaha, I got black, I fucked up!"
three little pigs
"OMG, Tiffany, remember when you, Amy, and I used get drunk and make your little brother wipe our dirty asses?"
Instant feeling of inadequacy, just add yourself.
excuse me mr. chinaski. can you please change your avatar back...it's very upsetting
What? I need a little change of pace, man.
i fear change
they have their computer on the bed??
Anal bleach, the next big thing?
::a-la three stooges:: Helloooo Helloooooooo HELOOOOOO ::unison:: hello.
Moe: "SPREAD OUT!"
why yooouuuuu! whack!!
A wise guy, eh? woop woop woop woop
Anal... Anal... Anal? I'm guessing Grandma, daughter, and granddaughter. Have fun dad.
so hey guys... i had the greatest idea... i tottally make sure it never gets out there though
Choose your own adventure!
with bicycle parking in short supply people started to take desperate measures
1 2 3 baby I love you.
ah! three girls one cup!
"three little pigs, let me in!" "not by the hair on our chinny chin chin!"
^ HAHAHA women find you desirable : )
Zamfir: "I'd play them pipes"
1th "I would fuck plantshit"2nd ""I would fuck plantshit"" 3rd""I would fuck plantshit""
What about the 4st?
LOL, ^^^^ 4st, wtf is a 1th.
winner
9 holes , its like a round of golf. And im going to make "Hole in one"
so that would be 4st sex? i wouldn't brag about landing a "hole in one", early bird
Yeah, this is one instance where getting a bogey on every hole is a good thing.
3 girls one cup
Yeah, you said that earlier.
sorry i was 502d
Hey that's my excuse! Leave it alone!!!
"one of us is your long lost sister, proceed at your own risk"
If I knew which one I'd be sure to finish off in her.
Bud...weis...eeeerrrrrr
Butt.....wipe.....her...
Winner.
NEW FROM MATTEL!!! The new adult Play-Do Fuzzy Pumper Play Set.$19.95,for a limited time only or until the liquor wears off...
Not an easy choice, but I guess...the one on the right.
Sorry, the prize is behind whore #2.
Cool, I would've picked her anyway.
What the fuck's going on in there? Smells like a fish market at the top of these stairs!
Probably more like a septic tank by the looks of things.
hank only get to the juice that runs out of the pussy after me and El_chris have fuck this girls.
OhSnapWho's gonna die for it first?
Booty BuildingSucks to be the odd one out.
Farting PussyShe has some talent there.
what a nice assLook out!
ApologyI'll no longer send any porn to MS.
That thing is HUGE!Poor guy on the other end...she's neglecting him
Merry Butthole!God damn us...all of us....*sniff*
HankHank sent this picture to me for some reason.
Fun with rubber chickensSo that's what makes them so funny...
A little too much Vag...Her periods must be horrible...
Fly, Doggie Fly!WHEEEEEEEeeee!
Truth In AdvertisingVitamin C
Tight ThongI guess the slow motion is to make her ass look like its undulating..
Apple fart?i dunno? ...ouch?
kitty cosplaykitty cosplay
My fat cat loungin\'My cats a fat ass. Plus he has the amazing ability to disappear when I take a...
Comments to Caption contest...
...Why the christmas lights?
"Hey lets queef jingle bells!"
"Dad, look what Santa gave me for Christmas!"
"Well son, you were such a good boy last year that you get to be a naughty one next year!"
the x-mas lights are really a symbol of this being a 'bright' idea
....ohhh i get it LOL
Left: "So, like, did you guys hear about Michelle's new bf? He's SO totally hawt!"
Middle:"Yeah, I know, but... why do we have to sit like this again?"
Right:"Shhh! If my stepdad hears you say that we're all gonna get it up the butt!"
All the girls in unison: "We're ready 1rish1"
Me: "Ok"
Weak.
I thought it was great! "Me:Ok" Classic.
"ready...aim...fire!"
"Ready... Aim... Splatter!"
Girl 1: "Now remember, we're supposed to wear thongs in US colors, I got blue"
Girl 2: "I got red"
Girl 3: "huh, wha? hahaha, I got black, I fucked up!"
three little pigs
"OMG, Tiffany, remember when you, Amy, and I used get drunk and make your little brother wipe our dirty asses?"
Instant feeling of inadequacy, just add yourself.
excuse me mr. chinaski. can you please change your avatar back...it's very upsetting
What? I need a little change of pace, man.
i fear change
they have their computer on the bed??
Anal bleach, the next big thing?
::a-la three stooges::
Helloooo
Helloooooooo
HELOOOOOO
::unison:: hello.
Moe: "SPREAD OUT!"
why yooouuuuu! whack!!
A wise guy, eh? woop woop woop woop
Anal... Anal... Anal? I'm guessing Grandma, daughter, and granddaughter. Have fun dad.
so hey guys... i had the greatest idea... i tottally make sure it never gets out there though
Choose your own adventure!
with bicycle parking in short supply people started to take desperate measures
1 2 3 baby I love you.
ah! three girls one cup!
"three little pigs, let me in!"
"not by the hair on our chinny chin chin!"
^ HAHAHA women find you desirable : )
Zamfir: "I'd play them pipes"
1th "I would fuck plantshit"2nd ""I would fuck plantshit"" 3rd""I would fuck plantshit""
What about the 4st?
LOL, ^^^^ 4st, wtf is a 1th.
winner
9 holes , its like a round of golf. And im going to make "Hole in one"
so that would be 4st sex?
i wouldn't brag about landing a "hole in one", early bird
Yeah, this is one instance where getting a bogey on every hole is a good thing.
3 girls one cup
Yeah, you said that earlier.
sorry i was 502d
Hey that's my excuse! Leave it alone!!!
"one of us is your long lost sister, proceed at your own risk"
If I knew which one I'd be sure to finish off in her.
Bud...weis...eeeerrrrrr
Butt.....wipe.....her...
Winner.
NEW FROM MATTEL!!! The new adult Play-Do Fuzzy Pumper Play Set.$19.95,for a limited time only or until the liquor wears off...
Not an easy choice, but I guess...the one on the right.
Sorry, the prize is behind whore #2.
Cool, I would've picked her anyway.
What the fuck's going on in there? Smells like a fish market at the top of these stairs!
Probably more like a septic tank by the looks of things.
hank only get to the juice that runs out of the pussy after me and El_chris have fuck this girls.