caption contest?

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  Nixon'sGhost 2008-05-27T04:07:01Z says:

  "... and your mom was totally on her period dude."

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    Mucho_Kid 2008-05-27T06:43:03Z says:

    Check her for a watch.
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    PARTIME 2008-05-28T01:37:58Z says:

    DUDE, I SWEAR I SEE THE VIRGIN MARY.
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  JamesTKirk 2008-05-27T04:13:21Z says:

  "Go ahead. Do it. You have to lick it."

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    smerf 2008-05-27T04:47:30Z says:

    "I triple-dog dare you"
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    DOERanger 2008-05-27T12:29:35Z says:

    *gasp*
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  StokedOUTstokeS 2008-05-27T04:34:55Z says:

  "fuck"
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  Wario7793 2008-05-27T04:36:42Z says:

  "...and I thought masturbating with Poprocks in my hand would feel good!"
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  handjobs4jesus 2008-05-27T04:41:25Z says:

  " .... dude that's not enough to get us all high,, where you say you got it from?"
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  Ic3man 2008-05-27T04:44:11Z says:

  "I never knew what girls meant when they say its that time of the month till i meet your sister. Dude it was awesome."
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  urkelbot 2008-05-27T04:49:46Z says:

  "Look at this dead gerbil I pulled out of MarkieMark's ass"

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    urkelbot 2008-05-27T04:50:57Z says:

    Do we all still hate Markiemark? I don't remember.
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    smerf 2008-05-27T05:13:25Z says:

    Yeah, we do.
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    Best-comment-winner-is... 2008-05-27T13:03:41Z says:

    hahaha...
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  Shindig 2008-05-27T04:51:39Z says:

  "is it bleeding??"
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  BigDumbHippy 2008-05-27T05:08:19Z says:

  "did you see that chick with the golfballs?"
  "yeah that sucked"
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  SBD 2008-05-27T05:22:01Z says:

  " come on 9, baby needs some new shoes"
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  MuchoBoomo 2008-05-27T05:37:18Z says:

  "The nigger did it"
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  PinkStinkWrinkle 2008-05-27T05:42:49Z says:

  White shirt-"Pour more acid on it, I can still see the tattoo."
  Blue shirt-"This isn't acid bro, it's club soda."
  White shirt-"Word?"
  Blue shirt-"Word!"
  Token black guy-"DAMN! You white boys is CRAZY!"
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  cort 2008-05-27T06:02:37Z says:

  "Some fat girl from Cali told me I could have one of her Chee-tos, I fucked up and took two."

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    1Fish2Fish 2008-05-27T11:59:35Z says:

    "Must have been VicScum. Dude, you better get rabies shots."
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    1Fish2Fish 2008-05-27T12:00:16Z says:

    "Hopefully, they'll catch her and put her down."
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    Best-comment-winner-is... 2008-05-27T13:04:27Z says:

    idiot^
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    1Fish2Fish 2008-05-27T13:15:40Z says:

    Oh yeah, I forgot. Noob, pot calling the kettle, AND idiot. Wow, what an extensive vocabulary and seemingly inexhaustible arsenal of cutting insults and burns so hot an acetylene torch would feel like a pack of soggy matches. I am in fucking awe of your mastery of the language and your rhetorical weaponry.
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    Best-comment-winner-is... 2008-05-27T14:13:47Z says:

    i dont need to try to speak long words to get anything accross...you are an idiot...what else is there????you know you are...back it up or back off....
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    1Fish2Fish 2008-05-27T14:23:12Z says:

    Hahaha, oh jeez, this is tooo good, hahahahahaha.
    Well, no, you don't have to use big words, or be funny, witty, or even entertaining, but I, for one, sure would appreciate it if you were.
    So, what are you going to do if I don't "back off"?
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    1Fish2Fish 2008-05-27T14:25:28Z says:

    "try to speak long words"
    Hahahahahaha. Are you learning impaired, or something? 'Cause if you are man, tell me, I'll totally "back off". I'm not so low as to pick on a retard.
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  pancit 2008-05-27T06:18:04Z says:

  blue blue and striped shirt-"yo son, you're turning white!"
  white shirt-"holy crap is it 3o'clock already?"

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    pancit 2008-05-27T06:20:55Z says:

    -1blue
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    lookoverthere 2008-05-27T06:25:32Z says:

    sorry i dont get it
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  lookoverthere 2008-05-27T06:19:14Z says:

  I think ill go with a quote from superbad "look now were bloodbrothers"
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  vongoebel 2008-05-27T06:38:29Z says:

  Raspberry... There's only one man that would dare give me the raspberry.....Lonestar!

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    Mako 2008-05-27T07:07:12Z says:

    *camera zooms in, smashes him in the face , and knocks him down*
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    DOERanger 2008-05-27T12:31:40Z says:

    God fuckin damnit you beat me to it, von.
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  Plantshit 2008-05-27T07:23:38Z says:

  fake

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    PookNasty 2008-05-27T15:08:42Z says:

    Banhammer.
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    Plantshit 2008-05-27T21:58:51Z says:

    that swing that sex toy in front of my face will you!DAMN
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    JamesTKirk 2008-05-28T00:29:12Z says:

    dik, please translate...
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  DeadSkinMask 2008-05-27T08:28:16Z says:

  Hey, check to see if i have aids
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  DrRotCod 2008-05-27T09:14:36Z says:

  Rub some dirt in it and walk it off.
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  SNIKT 2008-05-27T10:43:25Z says:

  After months of trying the boys were finally able to peoples flesh explode just by staring at it. After testing it out on Derek they decided that the local bully's head was next.

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    Wario7793 2008-05-27T11:08:56Z says:

    you kinda failed on that one... but thanks for stopping by...
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    SNIKT 2008-05-28T11:02:26Z says:

    Don't know what I was smoking. Good idea, poor execution.
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  sir_puffalottabud 2008-05-27T11:42:40Z says:

  holy shit dude...you cut yourself
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  iamgodandyoudie 2008-05-27T11:52:05Z says:

  "So, do you guys think this is good enough to get me into the Emo club?"

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    PookNasty 2008-05-27T15:10:05Z says:

    "Dudes, we are soooo Emo..."
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    Slyphr 2008-05-27T20:58:42Z says:

    ..."So emo he shits bats"
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  ItchyHairpiece 2008-05-27T13:40:58Z says:

  "It was crazy...I saw a picture of one of VicSins nipples and my wrists opened themselves up!"

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    1Fish2Fish 2008-05-27T13:57:44Z says:

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaahaaaa.
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    Wario7793 2008-05-28T17:48:40Z says:

    ...the nipples that cripple...
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  GwiLo 2008-05-27T17:49:59Z says:

  Never take away Vicsin's bowl before she's done eating.

  ........never.
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  yak 2008-05-28T01:53:40Z says:

  "its about 5 o'clock."

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    JamesTKirk 2008-05-28T02:41:01Z says:

    Do you know what your children are watching?