caption contest?went skateboarding a while back at an abandoned building place and this guy fell into a pile of glass.tags related to caption contest?bloody, blood, hand, skateboarding, accident, contest, caption, a few good men |
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"... and your mom was totally on her period dude."
Check her for a watch.
DUDE, I SWEAR I SEE THE VIRGIN MARY.
"Go ahead. Do it. You have to lick it."
"I triple-dog dare you"
*gasp*
"fuck"
"...and I thought masturbating with Poprocks in my hand would feel good!"
" .... dude that's not enough to get us all high,, where you say you got it from?"
"I never knew what girls meant when they say its that time of the month till i meet your sister. Dude it was awesome."
"Look at this dead gerbil I pulled out of MarkieMark's ass"
Do we all still hate Markiemark? I don't remember.
Yeah, we do.
hahaha...
"is it bleeding??"
"did you see that chick with the golfballs?"
"yeah that sucked"
" come on 9, baby needs some new shoes"
"The nigger did it"
White shirt-"Pour more acid on it, I can still see the tattoo."
Blue shirt-"This isn't acid bro, it's club soda."
White shirt-"Word?"
Blue shirt-"Word!"
Token black guy-"DAMN! You white boys is CRAZY!"
"Some fat girl from Cali told me I could have one of her Chee-tos, I fucked up and took two."
"Must have been VicScum. Dude, you better get rabies shots."
"Hopefully, they'll catch her and put her down."
idiot^
Oh yeah, I forgot. Noob, pot calling the kettle, AND idiot. Wow, what an extensive vocabulary and seemingly inexhaustible arsenal of cutting insults and burns so hot an acetylene torch would feel like a pack of soggy matches. I am in fucking awe of your mastery of the language and your rhetorical weaponry.
i dont need to try to speak long words to get anything accross...you are an idiot...what else is there????you know you are...back it up or back off....
Hahaha, oh jeez, this is tooo good, hahahahahaha.
Well, no, you don't have to use big words, or be funny, witty, or even entertaining, but I, for one, sure would appreciate it if you were.
So, what are you going to do if I don't "back off"?
"try to speak long words"
Hahahahahaha. Are you learning impaired, or something? 'Cause if you are man, tell me, I'll totally "back off". I'm not so low as to pick on a retard.
blue blue and striped shirt-"yo son, you're turning white!"
white shirt-"holy crap is it 3o'clock already?"
-1blue
sorry i dont get it
I think ill go with a quote from superbad "look now were bloodbrothers"
Raspberry... There's only one man that would dare give me the raspberry.....Lonestar!
*camera zooms in, smashes him in the face , and knocks him down*
God fuckin damnit you beat me to it, von.
fake
Banhammer.
that swing that sex toy in front of my face will you!DAMN
dik, please translate...
Hey, check to see if i have aids
Rub some dirt in it and walk it off.
After months of trying the boys were finally able to peoples flesh explode just by staring at it. After testing it out on Derek they decided that the local bully's head was next.
you kinda failed on that one... but thanks for stopping by...
Don't know what I was smoking. Good idea, poor execution.
holy shit dude...you cut yourself
"So, do you guys think this is good enough to get me into the Emo club?"
"Dudes, we are soooo Emo..."
..."So emo he shits bats"
"It was crazy...I saw a picture of one of VicSins nipples and my wrists opened themselves up!"
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaahaaaa.
...the nipples that cripple...
Never take away Vicsin's bowl before she's done eating.
........never.
"its about 5 o'clock."
Do you know what your children are watching?