1.Ok students, please note how the downy woodpecker probes the log for grubs by the repeated bobbing back and forth of his head. This will be on the oral part of the final exam.
2. Is this simulation really necessary?
No, I always leave you alone until you start shit, which you always do. It doesn't matter, because this and the other 90% of your posts are fucking stupid.
1. Man I love camping! The birds chirping... the sound of the wind in the trees... and not having to bathe for over a week! It's the best!
2. Slow and steady wins the race. Slow and steady wins the race. Slow and steady wins the race. Slow and......
1. Honestly after that snake bit my penis i thought i was a goner, thank you for being a sport and sucking my codger... lifesaver! 0.o
2. Oh its no trouble, couldnt let you die out here could we fatty.
1) On behalf of the rest of the moose, I'd like to welcome you to the lodge.
2) This seems a bit excessive, but they really do throw a terrific picnic during the Summertime. Hamburgers, Chili, Hotdogs, gee golly, If I do a good job I might even get a hat!
After careful consideration of all submitted posts, my vote for best post goes to you. Most original, least gay, least flaming, least flaming gay. I'm going to sleep now. Buh bye.
1.you like that split cock, don't ya, iranian! they don't call me hank chi-nasty for no reason!
2.*i wish i hadn't given hank my address to 'handle some business'*
1. Life couldn't be better. The sun is shining the birds are singing and that bloke from sales is sucking on me knob. Lovely...
2. This better get me that pay rise. I've been called a brown nose before but this takes the biscuit
1. Clyde you need to finish before 5:30 EST so I can submit our video for muchosucko's Cumshot Compilation 4.
2.(just be thankful I was able to find your pickle, fat ass)
1) if you keep blowing, im going to explode!
2) hey, wait a minute!..what am i doing?!..inflatable love dolls don't talk!..and this stem is really salty and doesn't taste like balloon vinyl!...
1. he just doesnt have the same fervor like he used to!
2. i really do need to redo the kitchen its just sooo not fenshui! O M G i almost forgot about dinner...gulp*. Nope nvm.
Comments to Caption Contest #3
this is a very romantic, erotic picture. nothing funny here
Yes, and that is quite a rare tree in the back ground, and if i'm not mistaken,it's a succulent
1 hey blow me.
2 ok
Joke is on the guy sucking. The fatass didn't tell him that he rubbed poison ivey all over his dick.
no one win's with that joke
IRA! Tell your dad that I dont want him hangin out with the homeless anymore...
1. Hey Hank i can't seem to find my testicles. Have u seen them?
2. Hang on I'll look
You're about as creative as the executive producers of American Idol.
hey dik, your breath smells like fat faggot haning out in in the public park, wanna look?
hey, use the reply button!
werd...
1: "You're a lot more cooperative, I had to shoot the last guy in the face."
2: "Wow you sure got fat dick..."
btw lost my account after the site change but i've been lookin at shit. finally got off my ass and made a new email account so i could join again.
what did the second guy say?
2> hey big guy? mind if i blow u?
Wow you sir, complete me.
#2 SAYS nothing..he's thinking it...thinking bubble!
1: Suck that sap skinny bones
2: Last time I agree to go tap some trees..
funny .i think everyone knows its a thought bubble.. its just funnier if its not
It's funnier if it's not...one of your posts.
=(
1- MORE URINE??
2- WOW HE REALLY CAN READ MINDS!
Yak wins
Wait, I've been missing these comment contests... I wanna make an entry before you go declaring a winner......jerk.
1. "So. Hows your day been honey?"
2. "Mfffmfffmffmffffmffff."
exactly
1. Hey Hank how do my balls smell?
2. Hang on I'll check
1.Ok students, please note how the downy woodpecker probes the log for grubs by the repeated bobbing back and forth of his head. This will be on the oral part of the final exam.
2. Is this simulation really necessary?
1. hank i just crapped my pants
2. ok
sorry hank
At this point, dik, you're trying too hard.
agreed. i got carried away
You forgot to label those last two comments with 1> and 2>.
Wow dik, I'm starting to feel a little bit sorry for you. Three tries and nothing even close. Hoodrunner looks like Chris Rock next to you.
1. Hey Hank check out how much my anus reeks.
2. ok
u started this one hank
No, I always leave you alone until you start shit, which you always do. It doesn't matter, because this and the other 90% of your posts are fucking stupid.
1. hey hank ae u stupid?
2. if u mean suck yours balls stupid then ya i'm stupid.
I can't believe you're the guy that used to tell me to think before I posted, because I wasn't funny. ahahahaaha
its the circle of life i guess hank
Maybe so, why don't you calm down, stop being a dik, stop flaming me (like everyone else with any sense has), and we can all get along.
get along....fuck that lol im just here to laugh my ass off
1 damn! fred slipped up my ass
2 lets get him out before he suffocates
1) Do you know what the fuck a blowjob is? Stop blowing!
2) Whoops.
1. Man I love camping! The birds chirping... the sound of the wind in the trees... and not having to bathe for over a week! It's the best!
2. Slow and steady wins the race. Slow and steady wins the race. Slow and steady wins the race. Slow and......
Finally, one that made me laugh.
1. Honestly after that snake bit my penis i thought i was a goner, thank you for being a sport and sucking my codger... lifesaver! 0.o
2. Oh its no trouble, couldnt let you die out here could we fatty.
damn i was gonna say that.
Me too. Good idea. Bad execution.
1.<incoherent
2. ok dad
LOL!!
2. How many times do I have to explain it to you? I have to get in this close because the magnify button doesn't work!
1. I can't hear thought bubbles.
wtf
read it again.
(keeping bobbin's point in mind, which you already seem to understand)
#2 is a thought bubble, dipwads
Yeah, got that. Nitwit.
reply button retard omfg....
#1:Hey didnt you say your name was Heywood Jablowme?
#2:(Don't forget it asshole)
any of you jealous to them??
no? any one?
Yeah, I always wanted head from your dad.
1. I'm sorry Steve but it just doesn't seem like the best way to take my temperature.
2. Just he waits till I have to check his heartbeat......through his rectum.
1. oooh yes <insert name of annoying person on MS>, thats feels so good
<name of annoying person on MS> shit i hope this doesn't get on MS
1.quankers1
2.dik
Well done.
1. hell yeah...this is awesome!
2. I really wish he would take his catheter tube out first...
1:Dude?!? I know I got bit by a rattler snake, but its ok I can you can stop.
2: Little does he know I planted that Rattler there MUWAHAHAHA!
1.be a good boy claude and suck daddys cock
2.suck the pain away, suck the pain away,suck the pain away
What's the pain from, another yeast infection?
1. "MMMMmmmm that feels good!"
2. He doesn't know I have AIDS
[1]Yes you get there Hank, almost inflated!!!
[2]That's going to be a great dinghy ride!
1) On behalf of the rest of the moose, I'd like to welcome you to the lodge.
2) This seems a bit excessive, but they really do throw a terrific picnic during the Summertime. Hamburgers, Chili, Hotdogs, gee golly, If I do a good job I might even get a hat!
After careful consideration of all submitted posts, my vote for best post goes to you. Most original, least gay, least flaming, least flaming gay. I'm going to sleep now. Buh bye.
Yay for being inconspicuous!
1. That's right sweety, lick my tight little pussy.
2. To think that me, a blind man, could pull a such a hot bird! Wait 'til I tell my mates...
1. Cocksucker
2.Fast ass Faggot
1. OMG it hurts!!
2. Hold still while I suck the poison out.
you're the third one to use the sucking out the venom of a snakebite-joke, no more snakebites, people.
ya.. i didnt read through them all :) was on my lunch break
1:Big mouth. 2:Microdick.
1. Do you see it?
2. No... but I did save a lot of money by switching over to geico..
1. Put that camera down!!!
2. WHAT??!!
And on a second thought......this has got to be the most disturbing pic ever!!!
1> Steve, is this what you meant by free lipsuction?
2> Ggrglglge
1.you like that split cock, don't ya, iranian! they don't call me hank chi-nasty for no reason!
2.*i wish i hadn't given hank my address to 'handle some business'*
1. Victoria, you're a sweet gal.
2. I would die for you, Hank Chinaski.
i. i look like alfred hitchcock
2. yes you do
1. Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, Banana Phone!
2. No not again.
lmao
1. Life couldn't be better. The sun is shining the birds are singing and that bloke from sales is sucking on me knob. Lovely...
2. This better get me that pay rise. I've been called a brown nose before but this takes the biscuit
1. hank can u chew apart this puss-filed growth right next to my anus?
2. ok
C'mon man, put a little effort into your posts would you?
thats all i got hank
1. someone's watching us.
2. hope they dont notice that my shirt isn't tucked in properly.
What? No "Deliverance" jokes?
i cant wait to i get that beer geg stomach.
1. siamese twin did you say something? *zip*
2. please someone kill me, please.
1. Clyde you need to finish before 5:30 EST so I can submit our video for muchosucko's Cumshot Compilation 4.
2.(just be thankful I was able to find your pickle, fat ass)
1. Get set go!
2. suck,suck more,lo cum has cum out
1. See it yet????
2. Nope.....you sure it was here this morning....?
best one yet^^^
1. So....you like astrology?
2. YES...I can almost see Uranus....
1) if you keep blowing, im going to explode!
2) hey, wait a minute!..what am i doing?!..inflatable love dolls don't talk!..and this stem is really salty and doesn't taste like balloon vinyl!...
2)you think this will get us on the internet?
1)no way...keep sucking
Why Jesus? :(
thats not jesus. freak.
1. QUICK TAKE A PICTURE!! NARCOLEPTIC BOB FELL ASLEEP ON MY COCK AGAIN!
2. ZZZZzzzzzzzzz...
made me laugh so hard i had to walk out of the room
hahahaha
lol
Excellent!
gotta be the winner there
narcoleptic bob...hahahaha too funny!
WINNAH WINNAH CHICKEN DINNAH! Yay Soah.
should be illigal, hand the bastards.
1. he just doesnt have the same fervor like he used to!
2. i really do need to redo the kitchen its just sooo not fenshui! O M G i almost forgot about dinner...gulp*. Nope nvm.
1. ok, start the camera
2. man we better win that 4 hundred bucks this time...