Please take your shoes off before you come inside, I don't want to damage the Persian rugs. Wait in the foyer for just a moment, I have to decide which tux to wear to the opera tonight.
Hi I'm Teddy Wang, formerly the richest man in Asia and ready to take my billions back from that pissant fortune teller who wrote himself into my wife's will.
i rechecked, and it seems i was wrong. the pic was taken at shinjuko station, tokyo. it's from a series of photos called "the box men of shinjuko station, tokyo"
Comments to caption contest #4?
Please take your shoes off before you come inside, I don't want to damage the Persian rugs. Wait in the foyer for just a moment, I have to decide which tux to wear to the opera tonight.
no
lmao snikt
"you can take a breath of fresh air on the balcony if needed"
Quick! to my Bat Cave!
lol
Welcome, MTV cribs!
Welcome, MTV clibs!
This is the room where all the magic happens...
Damn shit quality Roland station, got to get me a Sony home station.
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ROAAARRR!!
I don't speak lion.
Vic:Rooar Roar?
why did you think i was a lion, hank, you racist?! leopards have feelings too!!
I'm sorry. My minor was in feline languages, but I've gotten a little rusty.
"Nah baby, this prace is pimpin'. It even have 2 cart garage."
Love the 2 cart garage bit.
ahahaha, they do say that 'r' thing lol
"Call the Police...I've been robbed!"
where ma ho at?
They shoulda never gave you niggas any money.
I was in the subways in japan once and saw a bunch of sweet bum homes. They set their shit up nice.
sweet bum homes....aaaaahahaha
Lol...Thanks Napoleon.
was it in tokyo?
"I'd rather live in a sea cucumber's anus. Now that is luxury."
chaaaaaaaaange!
LOL! oh man, I have no idea whats going on.
Post me first class to mucholand.
(In the creepy old pedophile's voice from Family Guy): "Well, hey, there, young fellow, bringing me good news today?"
FUCK! It worked in MGS
Teh win.
The nature of homeless monkey was...Irrepressible!
i'm still trying to figure out why that's so funny hahaha
"All your base belong to us!"
How are you gentlemen!
"Haha you broke ass motherfucker, check my sweet ride, can't pimp this shit, vrooooooooom"
This is wrong and I hate you all for not thinking of it first but..
"look at me, I'm a ch-ch-chink in a box"
you're right, that is wrong...
"Uhhh...this isn't my avatar."
*talks chinese*
OR
"HAHA welcome to my wank booth stranger!"
"this not what you meant by Chinese take-out?"
"NO GIRLS ALLOWED!"
Hank !!!!!! It's time to come in!!!!!
Hank u bringa toilet papa make wipie wipie fo me?
Let me call your wife Mrs. dik to take care of you.
hank r u drunk? u seem off your game
No, but yeah I'm a bit pre-occupied right now. Solly. Just be nice and promise me you won't steal that old man's shoes again.
"Im so ronryyyy"
"Goddamnit! I dindn't order no pizza!!"
he kinda looks like he's poopin
Hi I'm Teddy Wang, formerly the richest man in Asia and ready to take my billions back from that pissant fortune teller who wrote himself into my wife's will.
Dinner for !/ U want a soff drink with that?
The chinese jokes are lame because this guy is clearly japanese.
How clear is it? What makes you think you call tell the difference?
can
i think he's being sarcastic. if not, i'm here to tell you the guy IS chinese, at least, the pic was taken in hongkong.
Serious? That makes mine all the more applicable.
How do you know it was taken in Hong Kong? Just curious.
i rechecked, and it seems i was wrong. the pic was taken at shinjuko station, tokyo. it's from a series of photos called "the box men of shinjuko station, tokyo"
http://www.photomichaelwolf.com/the_box_men/index.html
^remove space between ind and ex
Well done Victorious. Heres a sticker!
wow, thanks! i'm a bit disappointed.. i was hoping you would give me a lollypop or a balloon :(
Actually kikia I think he's angling for a handjob
or maybe a footjob.
Seems fair, this is MS after all. Ill just grab my robe and wizards hat.
Ha! I was right! Never doubt me! Nevah!
It is easy to tell the difference between most Japanese and Chinese. Japanese often have a slight hook to their nose.
japanese are also usually covered in poop and octopi.
lol
does anyone remember that guide which taught you how to recognize a C or a J?
"Daaamn yooou Krispie Kream!!!!!"
"GET OFF MY LAWN!!"
Please dont forget to take your shoes off
This is my volvo.
I'm just going to go get my axe, shield, armour and amulet of divine protection and go fuck some bears up.
I'll be right back, need to MS servers are acting up again.
(yeah, I got nothing)
How many eggrolls you say?
lol!
mi casa es tu casa
Gundam?
Park this in a decent spot will ya?
Boo!
"Hey guys im jerking off!!!!11!!1!1"
"I'm the man in the box"
maninbox.ytmnd.com
"Who the fuck stole my chimney!"
(yeah, I got nothin either. damn, these cap contests are hard)
When the estate agent said compact and bijou she wasn't kidding was she.
BOXSAI!!!!!
Your supposed to say it 3 times.
Way to piss on my joke, Hank. <plotting...I'm gonna get that Hank Chinaski...I'll show him. I'll show all of them...muhahahahaha>
Don't worry. Nobody else probably got it anyways.
Sadly, true.
Must admit, you lost me on that one.
banzai?
Duh, of course.
Nothing gets past you guys.
emperor emperor emperor!!
poomp
NOW, I am thinking outside the box , R maybe not
"did i leave the oven on?"
haha, this is my favorite so far.
maybe it should be, did i reeev the oven on. ahahaa
there is blood on your hands that will never wash off
This cracks me up, although I'm not sure why.
things are doin great
No more yanky my wanky. The donger need food!
"Fuck thinking outside the box. I'm livin in one."
"how far back should we go into the future Hobbes?!"
"In da house!"
DEzammmmmmmmmmm!
Sometimes you have to look back at he choices in your life and think, where did I go wrong?
"i could swear i left my shoes in the hallway, where the fuck could they be?!"
"If a man could fuck a woman in a cardboard box, he wouldn't buy a house." Dave Chappelle
lmao, those are words to live by
Box Car Willie rides again...
maybe i will do what this guy is doing this weekend, since I am alone and have nothing to do lmao
Uh huh...
maybe head down south in a box like that this weekend
A little yellow,right hand drive box?
no a little red mazda box
Who the fuck pinched my legs?
GET off my porch nigga !
Open the pod bay doors Hal!