After a wonderful dinner, watching Twilight and playing three straight hours of Rockband, Zhu Rongji had to take a bathroom break. Putin decided to have a staring contest with Rongji's grandfather who decided to tag along. Unfortunately he died during dinner five hours prior. Putin blinked first.
fries-please 16 hours ago says:politics isnt funny , it's corrupt and in many ways gay
1rish1 13 hours ago says:Thats why Oranje pretends to understand it.
Rolandofgilead 10 hours ago says:OJ has all the fine makings of a dictator, megalomaniac bathing in delusions of superiority.. hell, he should run for public office.
Oranjeboom 4 hours ago says:Awwww thanks, Roland.
...& I don't care what you people think, my transcription was fucking funny...& accurate.
dirtyrottensteve 3 hours ago says:that was the gayest joke ever told on mucho
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"Who the fuck is this guy?"
Right: "I saw your naked chest last week!"
Left: "What're you smiling?"
Right: "Nothing!"
LOL
That had nothing to do with 1Rish's comment and it was stupid like your children. You should haul ass like J.Lo to Ebaum's.
"Stop touching my FUCKING LEG!!!"
It's obviously Dik and Hank sharing a nice dinner.
Oh, I get it. You're friends with Dik and Hank so you made a shitty joke about them. Wait, no you aren't.
Dik takes care of my goat herds.
Is that what they're calling it nowadays?
ni hao?
"Why not use spoon like me?"
"In Russia we eat with fork"
"Why not spoon?"
"Real Russian always eat with fork"
"But why no ..."
*STAB*
Shutup.
*STAB*
Taco, I may agree with you, but I really can't refute his rebuttal.
smerf, I found the brief exchange quite entertaining, lol.
Look at my Pirogi again and ima stab you in the fucking face with my fork!
mother fucker that's my soup
You got my taughter pregnant..i got your food pregnant. Did it taste good?
Wow.
Jin said u died. He must have been embarrassed that you are a fisherman.
*Phooooosh*
Vladimir Putin meets the illegitimate son of Bing Crosby and a Tokyo whore.
After a wonderful dinner, watching Twilight and playing three straight hours of Rockband, Zhu Rongji had to take a bathroom break. Putin decided to have a staring contest with Rongji's grandfather who decided to tag along. Unfortunately he died during dinner five hours prior. Putin blinked first.
"You lika da juuuuiice?!?!"
'Gimme yo cocktail, FRUIT!'
1. I'm way too dumb to have this much power.
2. Aren't these camp chairs cozy?
You don't get to Putins position by being stupid.
You get there by being incredibly intelligent & ruthless.
Maybe 1 was the brown guy?
- Come here often?
- .....
- Isn't this yak delicious?
- ....
- Let's drink vodka and wrestle.
- ....
1rish1's dream date... apart from the yak maybe
-I'm gay dad
-Is ok I not your real dad, i is your mother.
They told me if I invited this guy I'd get one of his whores.
In Soviet Russia, Asian massage parlor comes to you.
"... you just farted didnt you"
"::giggle::"
Putin: "So, how is your family? All in good health I hope."
Random guy pulled in by PR team: "Oh good, good. I do worry about my daughter though, such dangerous work she does"
Putin: "Yes, what work does your daughter do?"
Random guy pulled in by PR team: "Journalist"
Putin: "....."
Ah, political humour. So wasted on you cretins.
politics isnt funny , it's corrupt and in many ways gay
Thats why Oranje pretends to understand it.
OJ has all the fine makings of a dictator, megalomaniac bathing in delusions of superiority.. hell, he should run for public office.
Awwww thanks, Roland.
...& I don't care what you people think, my transcription was fucking funny...& accurate.
that was the gayest joke ever told on mucho
FACT.
Damn you're stupid.
At least his jokes are funny.
"Ah, political humour. So wasted on you cretins."
Waaaaay over your heads.
fries-please 16 hours ago says:politics isnt funny , it's corrupt and in many ways gay
1rish1 13 hours ago says:Thats why Oranje pretends to understand it.
Rolandofgilead 10 hours ago says:OJ has all the fine makings of a dictator, megalomaniac bathing in delusions of superiority.. hell, he should run for public office.
Oranjeboom 4 hours ago says:Awwww thanks, Roland.
...& I don't care what you people think, my transcription was fucking funny...& accurate.
dirtyrottensteve 3 hours ago says:that was the gayest joke ever told on mucho
FACT.
Oranjeboom 3 hours ago says:Damn you're stupid.
1rish1 3 hours ago says:At least
I want a friend hat too! PUHHUUUH
DUN DUN DUN DUN!
A-
STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!! NUM NUM NUM NUM
B+
What do you mean this is poodle?
On A&E Biography, the story of MMA fighter Fedor Emelianenko and his forbidden love.
"The eel gills are delightful".
"no you wouldn't like it, i mean really, it has fruit in it"