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  • 1rish1
    1rish1 2009-08-20T04:08:58Z says:

    "Who the fuck is this guy?"

    • jacq
      jacq 2009-08-20T08:51:17Z says:

      Right: "I saw your naked chest last week!"
      Left: "What're you smiling?"
      Right: "Nothing!"

      LOL

    • PUSSYHANDS
      PUSSYHANDS 2009-08-20T11:30:59Z says:

      That had nothing to do with 1Rish's comment and it was stupid like your children. You should haul ass like J.Lo to Ebaum's.

  • Nixon'sGhost
    Nixon'sGhost 2009-08-20T04:10:07Z says:

    "Stop touching my FUCKING LEG!!!"

  • JackingJumpFlash
    JackingJumpFlash 2009-08-20T04:16:09Z says:

    It's obviously Dik and Hank sharing a nice dinner.

    • PUSSYHANDS
      PUSSYHANDS 2009-08-20T04:23:31Z says:

      Oh, I get it. You're friends with Dik and Hank so you made a shitty joke about them. Wait, no you aren't.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-08-20T07:18:33Z says:

      Dik takes care of my goat herds.

    • LucesDarkness
      LucesDarkness 2009-08-20T08:30:44Z says:

      Is that what they're calling it nowadays?

  • mamer
    mamer 2009-08-20T04:19:19Z says:

    ni hao?

  • Lallo
    Lallo 2009-08-20T04:20:02Z says:

    "Why not use spoon like me?"
    "In Russia we eat with fork"
    "Why not spoon?"
    "Real Russian always eat with fork"
    "But why no ..."
    *STAB*

    • sergeant-taco
      sergeant-taco 2009-08-20T04:27:52Z says:

      Shutup.

    • Lallo
      Lallo 2009-08-20T04:30:34Z says:

      *STAB*

    • smerf
      smerf 2009-08-20T07:16:08Z says:

      Taco, I may agree with you, but I really can't refute his rebuttal.

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2009-08-20T22:52:42Z says:

      smerf, I found the brief exchange quite entertaining, lol.

  • Crashninja
    Crashninja 2009-08-20T04:20:18Z says:

    Look at my Pirogi again and ima stab you in the fucking face with my fork!

  • drumrave
    drumrave 2009-08-20T04:21:41Z says:

    mother fucker that's my soup

  • bigmac1
    bigmac1 2009-08-20T04:27:10Z says:

    You got my taughter pregnant..i got your food pregnant. Did it taste good?

  • The*Wu
    The*Wu 2009-08-20T04:43:43Z says:

    Jin said u died. He must have been embarrassed that you are a fisherman.

    • PUSSYHANDS
      PUSSYHANDS 2009-08-20T04:51:00Z says:

      *Phooooosh*

  • DoubleC
    DoubleC 2009-08-20T05:16:19Z says:

    Vladimir Putin meets the illegitimate son of Bing Crosby and a Tokyo whore.

  • AntiHero78
    AntiHero78 2009-08-20T05:23:52Z says:

    After a wonderful dinner, watching Twilight and playing three straight hours of Rockband, Zhu Rongji had to take a bathroom break. Putin decided to have a staring contest with Rongji's grandfather who decided to tag along. Unfortunately he died during dinner five hours prior. Putin blinked first.

  • Soah
    Soah 2009-08-20T06:23:51Z says:

    "You lika da juuuuiice?!?!"

  • RandyWatson
    RandyWatson 2009-08-20T06:28:30Z says:

    'Gimme yo cocktail, FRUIT!'

  • Rolandofgilead
    Rolandofgilead 2009-08-20T06:40:20Z says:

    1. I'm way too dumb to have this much power.
    2. Aren't these camp chairs cozy?

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-08-20T10:29:53Z says:

      You don't get to Putins position by being stupid.

      You get there by being incredibly intelligent & ruthless.

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2009-08-20T16:46:58Z says:

      Maybe 1 was the brown guy?

  • HankChinaski
    HankChinaski 2009-08-20T07:21:23Z says:

    - Come here often?
    - .....
    - Isn't this yak delicious?
    - ....
    - Let's drink vodka and wrestle.
    - ....

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-08-20T11:34:09Z says:

      1rish1's dream date... apart from the yak maybe

  • Pudding
    Pudding 2009-08-20T07:52:00Z says:

    -I'm gay dad

    -Is ok I not your real dad, i is your mother.

  • Vomitcircus
    Vomitcircus 2009-08-20T08:11:07Z says:

    They told me if I invited this guy I'd get one of his whores.

  • PinkStinkWrinkle
    PinkStinkWrinkle 2009-08-20T09:18:40Z says:

    In Soviet Russia, Asian massage parlor comes to you.

  • -Morph-
    -Morph- 2009-08-20T09:52:14Z says:

    "... you just farted didnt you"


    "::giggle::"

  • Oranjeboom
    Oranjeboom 2009-08-20T10:25:52Z says:

    Putin: "So, how is your family? All in good health I hope."

    Random guy pulled in by PR team: "Oh good, good. I do worry about my daughter though, such dangerous work she does"

    Putin: "Yes, what work does your daughter do?"

    Random guy pulled in by PR team: "Journalist"

    Putin: "....."

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-08-20T11:27:42Z says:

      Ah, political humour. So wasted on you cretins.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-08-20T11:35:24Z says:

      politics isnt funny , it's corrupt and in many ways gay

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-08-20T14:18:42Z says:

      Thats why Oranje pretends to understand it.

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2009-08-20T17:08:25Z says:

      OJ has all the fine makings of a dictator, megalomaniac bathing in delusions of superiority.. hell, he should run for public office.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-08-20T23:18:56Z says:

      Awwww thanks, Roland.

      ...& I don't care what you people think, my transcription was fucking funny...& accurate.

    • dirtyrottensteve
      dirtyrottensteve 2009-08-20T23:44:27Z says:

      that was the gayest joke ever told on mucho


      FACT.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-08-20T23:58:05Z says:

      Damn you're stupid.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-08-21T00:27:19Z says:

      At least his jokes are funny.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-08-21T00:41:19Z says:

      "Ah, political humour. So wasted on you cretins."

      Waaaaay over your heads.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-08-21T03:11:28Z says:

      fries-please 16 hours ago says:politics isnt funny , it's corrupt and in many ways gay

      1rish1 13 hours ago says:Thats why Oranje pretends to understand it.

      Rolandofgilead 10 hours ago says:OJ has all the fine makings of a dictator, megalomaniac bathing in delusions of superiority.. hell, he should run for public office.

      Oranjeboom 4 hours ago says:Awwww thanks, Roland.

      ...& I don't care what you people think, my transcription was fucking funny...& accurate.

      dirtyrottensteve 3 hours ago says:that was the gayest joke ever told on mucho

      FACT.

      Oranjeboom 3 hours ago says:Damn you're stupid.

      1rish1 3 hours ago says:At least

  • Plantshit
    Plantshit 2009-08-20T11:56:16Z says:

    I want a friend hat too! PUHHUUUH

    DUN DUN DUN DUN!

    • possum
      possum 2009-08-21T02:42:22Z says:

      A-

  • rking599
    rking599 2009-08-20T15:45:50Z says:

    STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!! NUM NUM NUM NUM

    • possum
      possum 2009-08-21T02:42:37Z says:

      B+

  • toolman961
    toolman961 2009-08-20T16:11:50Z says:

    What do you mean this is poodle?

  • scenic
    scenic 2009-08-20T17:33:56Z says:

    On A&E Biography, the story of MMA fighter Fedor Emelianenko and his forbidden love.

  • Biff
    Biff 2009-08-20T19:52:03Z says:

    "The eel gills are delightful".

  • sasquatch
    sasquatch 2009-08-21T01:40:07Z says:

    "no you wouldn't like it, i mean really, it has fruit in it"

JamieT
posted August 20, 2009