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  DoubleC 2009-07-12T04:07:10Z says:

  Open your mind...
  Open your mind...
  Open your mind...
  Open your mind...

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    abortedjesus 2009-07-12T11:17:36Z says:

    I did, but how do I reattach the top of my skull?
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    DoubleC 2009-07-13T05:28:49Z says:

    NO, see there was this character in Total Recall named Cuato, and he...
    Ah, fuck it.
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  Nixon'sGhost 2009-07-12T04:07:24Z says:

  Best to get the obvious out of the way...
  "Quaid, start the reactor"

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    Nixon'sGhost 2009-07-12T04:10:13Z says:

    Oh god damn it.
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    yak 2009-07-12T09:02:46Z says:

    casting for total recall 2 over that way...
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    yak 2009-07-12T09:03:30Z says:

    no caption just "on set of bollywoods new movie: total recollection"
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  Sporty 2009-07-12T04:07:29Z says:

  I got five kids to feed...

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    PunkChef13 2009-07-12T09:31:29Z says:

    It's like a whole bucket of fail tonight...
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  LucesDarkness 2009-07-12T04:09:42Z says:

  For you, I give good deal. $6 pr pound.
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  JamesTKirk 2009-07-12T04:15:39Z says:

  Guy at desk: "Do you have any dependents or odd growths?"
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  possum 2009-07-12T04:17:05Z says:

  Faceplant!
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  dirtyrottensteve 2009-07-12T04:17:40Z says:

  i bet he's fucked those feet

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    PinkStinkWrinkle 2009-07-13T15:20:35Z says:

    Win
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  Dr.Korea 2009-07-12T06:51:48Z says:

  its been downhill for me ever since i worked at that dupont plant in bhopal.
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  Tiekbane 2009-07-12T07:26:00Z says:

  oh my god, i shit a chicken

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    ZALO15 2009-07-14T11:59:28Z says:

    then the chicken shit that egg
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  SteeLxLiver 2009-07-12T08:09:57Z says:

  Bob will surely be kicking himself later when he realizes he forgot to turn off the oven...
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  Alfrocks 2009-07-12T08:19:50Z says:

  Gross, it's hairy!
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  Alfrocks 2009-07-12T08:20:21Z says:

  Gross it's hairy!
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  yak 2009-07-12T09:05:50Z says:

  "so let me get this straight... you think your wife was having an affair on you.. with a turkey?"
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  hotshot 2009-07-12T09:24:30Z says:

  "Go on, you know you want to fuck this ass"

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    Vomitcircus 2009-07-12T19:54:10Z says:

    Which one?
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    xzekiel 2009-07-12T20:12:51Z says:

    ...and this one, and this one....
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  blingbling 2009-07-12T11:06:03Z says:

  think outside the box
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  JabbaTheHung 2009-07-12T11:22:29Z says:

  "Okay sir, with my innovative turkey baster you'll be loving your dinner in no time!
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  JamieT 2009-07-12T14:52:06Z says:

  "Passports please"
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  Mako 2009-07-12T17:28:55Z says:

  "Amir Nahahhdhdjhdjhgjhdsg! You have been labeled as a heretic by this court, and I hereby sentence you to death by stoning. May Allah have mercy on your soul."
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  Vomitcircus 2009-07-12T19:55:38Z says:

  "I'm sorry sir, but we'll have to charge for... it looks like...three seats."
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  jose35neg 2009-07-12T20:03:53Z says:

  You said this was Butterball not Foster farms
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  scenic 2009-07-13T00:54:05Z says:

  i..i..i..i...don't know.....i woke up.......and.... and it was just there.
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  scenic 2009-07-13T00:56:35Z says:

  you know some breading, and maybe putting on a little GOYA, or some other season salt, before frying them up and those legs would taste good i bet.
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  getskrewed 2009-07-13T01:58:01Z says:

  holy dancing jesus
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  killakill 2009-07-13T11:15:21Z says:

  "Sir.. a bird like growth is not a symptom of avian flu.....Next."
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  11262 2009-07-13T17:14:36Z says:

  Remember the first Cheech and Chong..."Whatever you do...don't mention his big red birthmark on his face"...
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  ZALO15 2009-07-14T12:01:45Z says:

  I know he's big but he won't stop breast feeding doctor.