Carved Watermelon...

Comments to Carved Watermelon...

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  abortedjesus 2009-05-01T04:19:30Z says:

  Can I stick my dick in it? Doesn't look like it, so not interested.

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    Coolie 2009-05-01T06:38:04Z says:

    i wonder if he would carve a vagina?
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    moistwarmth 2009-05-01T06:51:10Z says:

    This looks like something made in Mexico so...
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  losingxlucidity 2009-05-01T04:24:40Z says:

  Fact: Ridiculously pretty.

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    anotherday 2009-05-01T06:19:58Z says:

    Fact: Ridiculously titty.
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    Crashninja 2009-05-01T06:34:40Z says:

    dude i have seen them they are nice but really nothing a drop your jaw over
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    UnclePepper 2009-05-01T06:57:39Z says:

    I'd drop my load over them...
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    losingxlucidity 2009-05-01T07:08:48Z says:

    I'm not sure how I feel about this...
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    gta2800 2009-05-01T07:44:12Z says:

    Fact: The artist needs to score some poon.
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    smerf 2009-05-02T00:15:30Z says:

    I'd drop a load on them. Of shit.
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  yak 2009-05-01T04:26:29Z says:

  i saw a bunch of really cool carvings on the foodnetwork challenge once like this... the leaf is pretty well done...

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    jerkaholik 2009-05-01T09:15:24Z says:

    somehow it looks to me like the leaf was the easiest part of it.
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    toolman961 2009-05-01T20:19:05Z says:

    How did they get the black though? Did they improvise?
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    UnclePepper 2009-05-02T22:33:59Z says:

    Black? Where?
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  mrubermonkey 2009-05-01T04:42:20Z says:

  Where is the video of how this was done?

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    yak 2009-05-01T04:46:18Z says:

    you don't know how to use a carving knife?
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    -Morph- 2009-05-01T05:02:53Z says:

    i only know how to carve up bodies.
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  Crashninja 2009-05-01T06:34:00Z says:

  This form of fruit carving was created by the japanese for their emporors, it is ususally passed down from mother to daughter and so on

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    moistwarmth 2009-05-01T06:53:09Z says:

    Just like that form of bullshit was carried on by your parents onto you.
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    UnclePepper 2009-05-01T07:00:24Z says:

    Yeah, what was that again?
    Oh yeah, bad spelling.
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    Coolie 2009-05-01T07:04:10Z says:

    all my parents gave me was bad skin and diabetes
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    1rish1 2009-05-01T13:16:15Z says:

    Thats funny, your mother gave me a blowjob.
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    Coolie 2009-05-02T06:04:01Z says:

    the jokes on you rish.
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    dwhill05 2009-05-02T06:08:30Z says:

    no, its actually on your moms face, in her hair, a little in her stomach, and some of it was still on her lips when she gave your dad a kiss
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  Naddycat 2009-05-01T17:31:07Z says:

  Elegant! Superb! Beautiful! Where's the weiner input?

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    MrFugsmucker 2009-05-01T17:59:13Z says:

    Your ass...
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  Wrinkled 2009-05-01T18:48:22Z says:

  What a waste of a watermelon, right morph?