Cation Needed

para-bellum 2008-10-18T04:28:01Z says:

Why would two apes/primates/monkeys need atom atom (or collection thereof) with a net positive charge?

jpsithlord 2008-10-18T07:14:42Z says:
strange war, wtf r u sayin
para-bellum 2008-10-18T15:03:41Z says:
Had I managed to type correctly, it would have been a pun on the typo...oh, never mind.
smerf 2008-10-19T00:06:16Z says:
Ah... Took me a while, but I got it.
FatPat 2008-10-19T14:11:28Z says:
For the cerebrally challenged:
A negatively charged ion, which has more electrons in its electron shells than it has protons in its nuclei, is known as an anion (ana: Greek 'up') . Conversely, a positively-charged ion, which has fewer electrons than protons, is known as a cation (kata: Greek 'down' pronounced: cat-eye-on).
Too Complex? Fuck You!
FatPat 2008-10-19T21:02:07Z says:
Monkie-porn
para-bellum 2008-10-20T02:01:24Z says:
It sometimes falls on deaf ears, FatPat.

para-bellum 2008-10-18T04:29:13Z says:

* substitute the first 'atom' for 'an' and it makes more sense ;)

para-bellum 2008-10-18T04:30:06Z says:
And call the Reply police whilst you're at it. I'm drunk.
endo 2008-10-18T04:58:45Z says:
well done.
endo 2008-10-18T04:59:12Z says:
and being drunk isnt an excuse, it's just a bonus.

nathanshown 2008-10-18T04:48:08Z says:

"Found your keys."

ArrogantBastard 2008-10-18T04:50:49Z says:

Any of my military budies can relate. Does any one remember at MEPS when they make you bend over and spread ur cheeks while an old guy looks at ur brown eye.

para-bellum 2008-10-18T04:53:21Z says:
Amazing the lengths the authorities will go to in order to humiliate, isn't it?
postalvag 2008-10-18T05:15:53Z says:
ok we get it ou are in the army. you still suck
MARINE06 2008-10-18T09:09:53Z says:
I REMEMBER THAT KINDA GAY THOUGH.
antispeziesist 2008-10-18T16:17:27Z says:
i dont think this is standard procedure. that was probably just some old man who liked to see your assholes.
smerf 2008-10-19T00:07:02Z says:
He may suck, but he has good taste in beer.

Marine06, however, didn't mind that it was gay.

ClaudeBallz 2008-10-18T04:53:35Z says:

Monkey see monkey poo.

PantySniffer 2008-10-18T05:02:47Z says:

I could of swore there was a banana in there!

smerf 2008-10-18T05:04:21Z says:

Ah, there's your problem. You need a new alternator.

Mako 2008-10-18T05:25:31Z says:
Good one, smerf.

halfmetal 2008-10-18T05:07:00Z says:

this isn't where i parked my car.

Nixon'sGhost 2008-10-18T05:12:31Z says:

"You using the whole fist doc?"

-Morph- 2008-10-18T05:28:22Z says:

sorry that gerbil is just too far in there.

go see a doc

SonOfDiablo 2008-10-18T18:44:21Z says:
Damn it, bet me to that comment 1st.

Itsie-Bitsy 2008-10-18T07:03:26Z says:

"Is it in yet?"

Itsie-Bitsy 2008-10-18T07:04:03Z says:

Emper0rr 2008-10-18T07:14:53Z says:

He's painting a portrait.

jpsithlord 2008-10-18T07:15:56Z says:

"Let me just inspect this shit"

leftysurprise 2008-10-18T08:07:21Z says:

"come on frank..... i need you to be strong for me right now. i have no idea how that baby rhesus got up there, but it needs to come out before cheryl finds out!"

MARINE06 2008-10-18T09:10:55Z says:

2 MONKEYS FINGERPAINTING.

pitbull 2008-10-18T09:20:54Z says:

green wire first........or was it the red wire....?

smokemypole 2008-10-18T11:03:22Z says:

"Just two more pints before we can go to the market and sell our monkey milk wares"

CruelHM 2008-10-18T11:29:54Z says:

Hank: "Hurry up and sign the contract already - I think I see someone coming. Dunno why you couldn't have just done that on my back like any normal person."
Dik: "I like your ass, is that a problem? Oh, and it looks like you've let shiballs on your ass hairs again...fact."