CAUTION! may contain traces of artificial ingredients, hair dye and penis...wait WHAT?
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turquoise nail polish?....
whore
And shouldn't she be wearing clear heels?
please, dear god, send a train to run it over!!!
its on its way
The train would get derailed by the giant clitoris.
^hahahaha...oh my God, thats fucking funny
not really
The train would probably sart rolling on her lips like tracks.
If I ever wake up looking like that I'll blow my own brains out. UGH!!!!
Pussy lips from hell... C'MON THE TRAIN!!!!
That thing has lips?
Thats a mighty bit terrifying
Well of course, everyone knows you're scared of pussy. You're a bit more comfortable with balls around. Fag!
No, that picture of your tranny dad really IS kinda scary, Albino
My dad's more of a man than all the men in your family put together Asshat! That is what's scary.
Yeah, that tranny up there is a lot of man. Why does your dad wear caution tape?
Ryoga 10 years from now.
2 Years from now*
Id hit it.... with a train.
She works for AmTrans.
i'd like to own a TransAm.
I owned one once. It wasn't great.
I used to have a Formula 400 Trans Am, Nice looking, but no match for my '72 351C Mach1. Except the 400 actually went round corners.
I used to have a 1999 AmTrans...I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT!
I had a Trans Am once. This guy paid me to drive a bunch of Coors to Arkansas. -No wait, that wasn't me.
Colorado Kool-Aid! I have pissed in the river that they make coors from. Clear Creek in Golden Colorado.
Mine was an '87. Underpowered with a 305, and pretty cramped inside. It looked fast though, sounded nice, and had those kickass T-roofs.
I get a train, taxi or if I must, a bus.
It was cool how the headlights would pop up. Until they got stuck.
LSD reminds me of smokey.
LSD is a dickhead.
That's a big 10-4.
I hear ya good buddy, lets go rape some helpless black women and go hit the bar.
Did you bring the tazers?
Tazers, crack to plant on their bodies after we are done raping them, and LSD's leash
Sweet. Let's roll.
Do you guys need a job? Looks like you have all the qualities that we are looking for.
Pussy.
I'm not looking for a career in the gay cop business.
Is this the part where she yanks the tracks up and derails the train?
Im impressed by the size of that clit-dick, i have been thinking of growing one, for some reason the rubber penis doesn't do it anymore.
no words can describe the sight... what is seen cannot be unseen.
its like that monster from the video i posted yesterday, brown and musculary .
She'd be the 2nd best lay you'd ever get sunnyjim.
you serious? whatta rackahell am I waiting for *taking pants off*
There are no women in your village, PlantTurd, only hunters and loggers. I'm gonna guess loggers are your favorite.
so? There is womens on other locations
That's like saying, I don't have any money, but somebody else does so it's ok.
There's no water in the desert, but that doesn't matter because they are many lakes and rivers somewhere else. Hahaha.
Her left is really lacking in mass compared to the right.
is that a dick or a clit?
I believe that is refered to as a "Click"
meat curtains?
her clit is bigger than my penis
You have a micro penis.
You poor bastard. Must be asian.
id fuck her in half
definitely real
and she-he is not even circumsized
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Get Em While They're Hot!To be delivered just in time for Christmas!
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2 girls, 1 cupChew it like it's bubble gum.
Man Milking*suckle*
no no no! thats wrong dude.um...i thought that was for chicks only, but dude here proved me wrong.
Retarded girl jerking off a guyYou know this is probably happening in some handicapped van... somewhere...
Swinging DickWhat What!
Tastes like chicken...This is even better than the tea the Japs made!
African ShowerStill better then what half the people here use to wash up I bet.
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Comments to CAUTION! may contain traces of artificial ingredients, hair dye and penis...wait WHAT?
turquoise nail polish?....
whore
And shouldn't she be wearing clear heels?
please, dear god, send a train to run it over!!!
its on its way
The train would get derailed by the giant clitoris.
^hahahaha...oh my God, thats fucking funny
not really
The train would probably sart rolling on her lips like tracks.
If I ever wake up looking like that I'll blow my own brains out. UGH!!!!
Pussy lips from hell... C'MON THE TRAIN!!!!
That thing has lips?
Thats a mighty bit terrifying
Well of course, everyone knows you're scared of pussy. You're a bit more comfortable with balls around. Fag!
No, that picture of your tranny dad really IS kinda scary, Albino
My dad's more of a man than all the men in your family put together Asshat! That is what's scary.
Yeah, that tranny up there is a lot of man.
Why does your dad wear caution tape?
Ryoga 10 years from now.
2 Years from now*
Id hit it.... with a train.
She works for AmTrans.
i'd like to own a TransAm.
I owned one once. It wasn't great.
I used to have a Formula 400 Trans Am, Nice looking, but no match for my '72 351C Mach1. Except the 400 actually went round corners.
I used to have a 1999 AmTrans...I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT!
I had a Trans Am once. This guy paid me to drive a bunch of Coors to Arkansas. -No wait, that wasn't me.
Colorado Kool-Aid! I have pissed in the river that they make coors from. Clear Creek in Golden Colorado.
Mine was an '87. Underpowered with a 305, and pretty cramped inside. It looked fast though, sounded nice, and had those kickass T-roofs.
I get a train, taxi or if I must, a bus.
It was cool how the headlights would pop up. Until they got stuck.
LSD reminds me of smokey.
LSD is a dickhead.
That's a big 10-4.
I hear ya good buddy, lets go rape some helpless black women and go hit the bar.
Did you bring the tazers?
Tazers, crack to plant on their bodies after we are done raping them, and LSD's leash
Sweet. Let's roll.
Do you guys need a job? Looks like you have all the qualities that we are looking for.
Pussy.
I'm not looking for a career in the gay cop business.
Is this the part where she yanks the tracks up and derails the train?
Im impressed by the size of that clit-dick, i have been thinking of growing one, for some reason the rubber penis doesn't do it anymore.
no words can describe the sight...
what is seen cannot be unseen.
its like that monster from the video i posted yesterday, brown and musculary .
She'd be the 2nd best lay you'd ever get sunnyjim.
you serious? whatta rackahell am I waiting for *taking pants off*
There are no women in your village, PlantTurd, only hunters and loggers. I'm gonna guess loggers are your favorite.
so? There is womens on other locations
That's like saying, I don't have any money, but somebody else does so it's ok.
There's no water in the desert, but that doesn't matter because they are many lakes and rivers somewhere else.
Hahaha.
Her left is really lacking in mass compared to the right.
is that a dick or a clit?
I believe that is refered to as a "Click"
meat curtains?
her clit is bigger than my penis
You have a micro penis.
You poor bastard. Must be asian.
id fuck her in half
definitely real
and she-he is not even circumsized