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Comments to cheaper than a whore

  • bobbin
    bobbin 2009-01-12T05:15:25Z says:

    the i.c.p. tattoo is gayer

    • Endbn3
      Endbn3 2009-01-12T14:20:53Z says:

      I thought I'd like to see a cock fight...this isn't what I expected

  • JamesTKirk
    JamesTKirk 2009-01-12T05:15:42Z says:

    I always figured OnSlaught was gay.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-01-12T17:10:53Z says:

      Thanks Captain Obvious of the starship No-Shit.

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2009-01-12T17:45:04Z says:

      Hey! Take your fucking meds.

    • HarryTipper
      HarryTipper 2009-01-13T19:54:48Z says:

      Make him insert them rectally.

  • ClaudeBallz
    ClaudeBallz 2009-01-12T05:20:22Z says:

    And I've seen people putting salt on their watermelon. This is way more efficient.

    • mikebeez
      mikebeez 2009-01-12T05:35:57Z says:

      salt on watermelons is great

    • Mako
      Mako 2009-01-12T05:45:52Z says:

      A sliced up Empire apple with a little salt is a great snack.

    • adamdrinkslots
      adamdrinkslots 2009-01-12T05:50:04Z says:

      how do you know that cum is salty claude...?

    • mikebeez
      mikebeez 2009-01-12T06:08:40Z says:

      empire apples.. are those the larger dark red ones?

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-01-12T06:57:39Z says:

      "needs more seasoning", "needs more seasoning"

      I don't put salt on shit all

    • mikebeez
      mikebeez 2009-01-12T07:06:24Z says:

      i harly put it on anything but my grandpa got me hooked on watermelon and salt. sodium will kill all.

    • smerf
      smerf 2009-01-12T07:55:10Z says:

      Mike, I don't trust your dietary preferences.

    • Mako
      Mako 2009-01-12T08:01:50Z says:

      Mike, Empires are actually a cross between a Red Delicious and a McIntosh. They were developed in Geneva, NY, back in the 60's.

    • mikebeez
      mikebeez 2009-01-12T08:12:36Z says:

      oh cmon

    • MixerSlut
      MixerSlut 2009-01-12T08:32:47Z says:

      salt rules the world mike.

    • PumpkinAss
      PumpkinAss 2009-01-12T12:45:57Z says:

      Are they going for some fraternity distance carrying record?

    • losingxlucidity
      losingxlucidity 2009-01-12T19:22:34Z says:

      Mmm, watermelon...
      Just add a little salt and lime.

      (should of been black)

    • Gottlos
      Gottlos 2009-01-12T19:29:29Z says:

      Should HAVE been. Goddamn I fucking hate your generation.

    • mikebeez
      mikebeez 2009-01-13T01:55:53Z says:

      black diamond? those are my fav kind of watermelons, seedless.

  • mikebeez
    mikebeez 2009-01-12T05:36:19Z says:

    Eiffel tower a watermelon yes!

  • kentonackson
    kentonackson 2009-01-12T06:01:57Z says:

    thats so gay ......he has a ICP tattoo

    • Agent-G
      Agent-G 2009-01-12T06:45:45Z says:

      refer to the first post

    • kentonackson
      kentonackson 2009-01-12T13:22:54Z says:

      mine was said better so fuck him

  • iranian
    iranian 2009-01-12T06:50:35Z says:

    are they gonna eat that melon after?

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-01-12T06:59:04Z says:

      Nah, Irish is sat patiently waiting for that. Well, I say patiently. He is probably rubbing on their prostates to speed things up a little.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-01-12T12:34:39Z says:

      Hahahahahaa 1rish1 is gonna love that one when he reads it

    • HarryTipper
      HarryTipper 2009-01-13T19:59:45Z says:

      Oh man that's funny, oranje!

  • -Morph-
    -Morph- 2009-01-12T07:13:01Z says:

    Relax guys its only gay if theyr dicks touch while inside.


    and if they dont high five afterward.

    • Vomitcircus
      Vomitcircus 2009-01-12T07:43:12Z says:

      I bet the two of them stare into each other's eyes.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-01-12T08:31:44Z says:

      Ask OnSlut

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-01-12T12:35:30Z says:

      it would only be gay if they were to hold hands whilst doing it

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-01-12T19:12:46Z says:

      It's gay if they clash into each other

  • aXx
    aXx 2009-01-12T07:42:23Z says:

    do you think they touch together??? because if... it would be awesome!

    • MixerSlut
      MixerSlut 2009-01-12T08:34:44Z says:

      ^^gay and even gayer because you were thinking it

  • Bonaduce
    Bonaduce 2009-01-12T07:55:22Z says:

    Gay jungle juice.

  • Sociopath
    Sociopath 2009-01-12T08:31:25Z says:

    It'd be funnier if they were black.

    • fatfrank
      fatfrank 2009-01-12T14:46:46Z says:

      HA HA HA niggers fuckin a watermelon.

  • kentonackson
    kentonackson 2009-01-12T13:23:17Z says:

    it be way funnier if the watermellon was another guy .

    • FatPat
      FatPat 2009-01-12T13:33:46Z says:

      O_o

  • fries-please
    fries-please 2009-01-12T13:51:22Z says:

    I'd do this sort of thing with Hanky. Not because i'm gay but cos i do consider him a friend enough to feel comfortable doing this

    • Best-comment-winner-is...
      Best-comment-winner-is... 2009-01-12T15:00:34Z says:

      just friends???.....gay!!LOL :P

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-01-12T18:14:06Z says:

      We wouldnt use the same hole though cos that might border on being gay

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-01-12T18:19:22Z says:

      Do you use a lemon or a grape?

    • GunnerySgtHartman
      GunnerySgtHartman 2009-01-12T18:25:43Z says:

      Baby peas?

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-01-12T19:00:52Z says:

      It doesnt matter what vegetable we use , its the fact that we could do it and it not be gay cos Hanky are i are men

    • GunnerySgtHartman
      GunnerySgtHartman 2009-01-12T19:21:50Z says:

      Why would two homosexuals playing dick tag with each other call that gay?

    • HarryTipper
      HarryTipper 2009-01-13T20:02:08Z says:

      WOw you're sick, fries.
      I bet hank wouldn't want to have gay sex with you and a watermelon.

  • Godzilla
    Godzilla 2009-01-12T17:33:26Z says:

    Try just thumping on it.

  • Naddycat
    Naddycat 2009-01-12T17:59:28Z says:

    I'm allergic to watermelons; when I hump 'em my wiener swells up.

  • shipman
    shipman 2009-01-12T23:10:18Z says:

    penile melanoma!

jerkaholik
posted January 12, 2009